The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 759

Bu Yao pondered for a moment and said: "This story tells us that you may not be your own."

Lu Yan: "..."

Mother Lu cleared her throat, and began to recite her story in an emotional contralto: "It was a cold winter, and your dad and I were full enough to go for a walk in the park. There was movement in the trash can..."

Lu Yan: "Let's go, I'll take you to the opposite wild area to fight against the blue."

Mother Lu: "Your dad and I found the moving trash can out of curiosity. We opened it and saw, wow, it's a dog!"

Lu Yan: "..." I suspect that you are scolding me, but I have no proof.

He snorted proudly, "Stop hitting."

Mother Lu: "The dog still has you waiting to be fed in its mouth."

Lu Yan: "...make it up, keep making it up."

Mother Lu: "Your dad and I didn't intend to take you in. After all, there is no free lunch in the world. Who knows if you are some strange creature thrown into the earth by aliens. When you grow up, you will clamor to rule the earth. The solution, your father and I were poor at the time and couldn’t afford the phone bill, so we could only carry you home with tears in our eyes and named you Lu Xian.”

"It turned out that the staff member misunderstood when you registered, so they wrote you Lu Yan." After finishing speaking, Lu's mother sniffed her nose in a playful way, "You have grown up now, and my mother can't control you anymore. If you want to find your dog, go find it, anyway, your father and I are rich, and at worst, go to the business hall to recharge the phone bill and give one away."

Lu Yan: "..." God damn Lu title.

Bu Yao: "..." It's her biological mother, that's right, the level of drama is unparalleled.

"You don't even want to get blue tonight!" Captain Lu, who was caught off guard by his mother's expulsion of household registration, snorted coldly, and began to frantically test on the verge of being beaten.

He followed Xiao Daji wherever he went, and robbed Xiao Daji of whatever he wanted to fight. Mother Lu was so angry that she was once again domineering: "Very good, if it weren't for the long network cable from the United States to China and the road too Blocked, the system is too busy, you are now a corpse."

While speaking, the blue buff was refreshed again. Not only was Captain Lu not afraid of her threat, but he also manipulated his Angela to dance a square dance on the edge of grabbing blue, and even put a slap on Xiao Daji's face. Second skill Fireball.

If it wasn't for the fact that the skills were ineffective against allies, Mother Lu's little Daji would have been burnt by now.

"Let's discuss it?" At the same time of dying, he still did not forget to say the conditions, "You give me the account book, I will give you the blue buff, pay the money and deliver the goods?"

"I don't want Lan anymore." Lu's mother snorted, and manipulated Xiao Daji to turn her head away angrily, "Even if you get my blue buff, you will never get my household registration book!"

Bu Yao: "..." What's the matter with this sudden domineering president who grabs the sight of a girl?
"It's okay if you don't give it." Lu Yan jokingly smiled, and continued the script to the end, "Then I have to call your husband and ask him to redeem you with the account book."

Bu Yao: "..." That's great, Captain Lu has successfully transformed from a boss to a kidnapper again seamlessly.

She even made up that scene automatically...

Father Lu woke up early in the morning and received a strange phone call: The surname is Lu, your wife was kidnapped by me in the Canyon of Kings, and anyone who knew me came to me along the network cable with the household registration book, and paid the money and delivered the goods , you are not allowed to bring teammates, otherwise I will sell your wife's skin, melt your wife's inscription, and cancel your wife's account!
Thinking of this, Bu Yao laughed unkindly, and at the same time elbowed the childish kidnapper next to him, and whispered in his ear: "Don't bully mom, mom is also a girl."

Her lips almost brushed against his earlobe, which made him stunned for a moment, then he raised his head and kissed her on her lips, his smiling eyes were so gentle that water dripped out, and he whispered: "Of order, Mrs. Wife."

Not long after Bu Yao's ears faded, the heat rose again, and his mind was full of: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how fat are you mother and son!No matter what you disagree with, just flirt!
It's very hard to be straight like her, okay!
You mother and son will be fully responsible for breaking it!

Lu's mother, who was kidnapped by her own son, was telling her pain of raising a child with snot and tears: "Mom cheers for your father every day, is it so easy for him to raise you with shit and urine? You know How expensive was dog food 20 years ago?"

Bu Yao: "..." Papa Lu, you have worked hard.

Lu Yan: "..." So you still treat me like a dog?
He didn't bother to pay attention to this dramatist, and manipulated Angela to throw down a second skill fireball, which burned most of the blue buff's blood, and then said: "Do you want the buff? If there is no more blood, it will go back up."

Mother Lu stopped her fake crying, ran over to take away the blue buff, and at the same time did not forget to say: "You obviously like me, but you don't say it in your heart."

"Ghosts like you." Lu Yan snorted coldly, and finally hooked the corners of his lips and smiled.

He didn't know how long it had been since he had spoken to her, and he never thought that one day, that mother who opposed him playing games would appear in the Canyon of Kings, fighting him to the death for a blue buff, and fighting with him when he was a child. Snacks are exactly the same.

After being led by Bu Yao for a round, and squatting in the grass to successfully shade several people, Mother Lu seemed to have completely opened the door to a new world. The more she played, the more she played. After the enemy crystal was blown up, she yelled excitedly : "One hundred million more! I want to hit ten!"

With just two games, this urban beauty was successfully lured into the pit and joined the ranks of Internet addicted girls.

"If I remember correctly, it's daytime over there, right?" Lu Yan looked helpless, "Does my dad know that you secretly play with your phone during work hours?"

"He's gone on a business trip." Not only was Lu's mother fearless, she even asked him about the conditions, "Can the last one go?"

"If you want to beat yourself up, we're about to fall asleep." Lu Yan stretched out his hand to grab Bu Yao into his arms, and began to use his hands up and down.

Mother Lu on the other side of the voice is still muttering reluctantly: "Without Bu Yaoyao, what's the point of me playing games by myself?"

Persuasion was useless, Lu Yan could only sneer, and resorted to his nirvana, "Do you still want to hug your grandson?"

Mother Lu at the other end of the network cable suddenly smiled like an aunt, "I'm already a mature summoner, and I can take care of myself in solo queue, good night."

After a pause, she added, "Don't stay up too late, kill the sperm."

Lu Yan: "..." Oh, fickle woman.

Bu Yao: "..." What the hell is holding a grandson!
(End of this chapter)