The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 894 You are not welcome in my family
And Lu Yan on the opposite side couldn't help but laughed, "That's great, I can't order anything."

Bu Yao turned her head and glared at him, and he immediately shut his mouth and made a zip gesture, but his shoulders kept shaking, and his whole person was full of schadenfreude.

"Where can't you order?" Lu's mother looked at the two of them interacting in the air with a dazed expression.

"It's nothing." Lu Yan coughed lightly, and looked at Bu Yao with a smile in his eyes, "I just suddenly remembered the advertisement of Backgammon."

Bu Yao: "..." Fuck your mother's backgammon, change me to a hero, I can beat the opponent with a dot reader!

However, fate is sometimes so ruthless, and she will eventually pay the price for her youthful recklessness.

Seeing that the countdown had already started, Bu Yao began to panic. Is the tall image she had finally established in front of her future mother-in-law about to be destroyed by this Da Qiao?
Do not!She is not reconciled!

As the saying goes, wherever you fall, you should lie on your stomach, take action when you have to, and give up when you have to confess...

Bu Yaoyao, come on, you can definitely do it!
After brainwashing herself crazily, Bu Yao decisively chose Congxin, ignored Lu's mother's expectant eyes, picked up her phone and ran all the way to Lu Yan, with a sincere smile on her face: "Can you help me call for a while?" Is it? I suddenly want to go to the bathroom."

Before Lu Yan could answer, she threw this 'hot potato' into his arms like a grenade.

In order to show that she is really in a hurry to urinate instead of running away, she also made a dramatic three-step turn around, "Be steady in the early stage~" Steady ass, it's best to hit the opponent's opening shot.

Lu Yan suppressed a smile and nodded, "Yes."

Bu Yao: "Don't send too many heads~" If you kill someone, just push it!

Lu Yan: "...I understand."

Bu Yao: "If you can't hold on, just hang out under the tower and wait for me to come back~" If you dare to delay until I come back, we will break up for 1 minute!

Lu Yan looked at her with a smile, "Obey."

Seeing his cooperating and well-behaved smile, Bu Yao felt that the wave was stable, so she turned around with confidence, and as soon as she put her hand on the doorknob, she heard Lu Yan's muffled laugh from behind, "So, you Why did you open the kitchen door?"

One sentence was like a bolt from the blue, and Bu Yao was stunned in place.

So why didn't you remind me earlier?So that big smile of yours is laughing at this?Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai I'm fighting against you!

Bu Yao's face flushed instantly, wishing she could dig a hole and bury herself alive, it's too embarrassing!
Before she reached out to dig a hole, Lu Yan had already suppressed a smile and reminded: "The bathroom is on the opposite side."

Bu Yao responded, and then ran to the opposite side as if she had been granted an amnesty.

Lu Yan watched her go in with a smile, then looked down at the screen, the game had just begun.

The opposite side chose Nezha, and continued to send messages to mock him as soon as he came up.

[All] Beating the Primary School Dog (Nezha): Did I read it right? Solo chooses Da Qiao?Who are you mocking?
Lu's mother didn't know when she spontaneously moved to sit next to him, and when she saw the news, she said, "Yoah", "Don't bb with him so much, let's make it quick."

"Yeah." Lu Yan responded obediently, and quickly typed a row of characters on the Jiugong grid with his fingers.

[All] Black-fleshed little fan girl (Big Joe): Quick and easy, my mother only let me play for 10 minutes.

What's more, his wife is still hiding in the bathroom waiting to be released after serving her sentence.

In order to release his wife earlier, Lu Yan clicked on the equipment bar and replaced the auxiliary equipment with a violent full output equipment.

Dare to bully his mother and embarrass his wife, this elementary school student is cold.

[All] Beating up the elementary school dog (Nezha): Well, I'll beat you right away to make you go back to do your homework.

Lu Yan sneered, and manipulated Da Qiao to go online. His second skill [Sea of ​​Fate] added at the first level can summon a return to the city circle at the designated location.

There is a large open space in the middle of the 1v1 map, so that the fighting parties can exchange skills and feelings with each other. Lu Yan can place the magic circle anywhere and take the elevator back to the city without hindrance, but he doesn't.

After going online, he didn't even know the line of soldiers. He used his position to avoid Nezha's attack, and placed a magic circle of love under the opponent's tower.

After the release, Lu Yan began to manipulate Da Qiao to show off everywhere. An assistant chased after the opposing fighter to flatten A crazily, and rushed into the opponent's defense tower when he was exhausted, and returned to the city instantly with the damage from the defense tower.

The reason why a professional player is a professional player is not only good operation and awareness, but also strong calculation ability.

Lu Yan's operation of returning to the city against the tower with residual blood seems stupid, but in fact, he calculated the damage of the defensive tower and his own blood volume just right, and there was only one blood skin left in the moment of returning to the city.

Nezha on the other side couldn't kill him if he wanted to, and he couldn't catch up if he wanted to chase him. He could only watch helplessly as the head slipped away from under his nose.

This is even more uncomfortable than killing him directly.

What's even more annoying is that every time he returned to the city in front of him, Lu Yan would send him a message to tease him.

[All] Black-fleshed little fan girl (Da Qiao): What's going on, little brother?Can such a little blood put me back in the city?Can't your Xiaobawang game console touch the screen?
[All] Black-fleshed little girl (Da Qiao): Please hit me with your hands, don't let me.

[All] The black-fleshed little fan girl (Da Qiao): Is this wave of youth mode helping you fight so beautifully?

Killing and punishing the heart is nothing more than that.

Lu Yan's solo is not only floating, but also must win in coquettish talk.

After a few waves of this cycle, Nezha on the other side finally couldn't help it.

[All] Beat the primary school dog (Nezha): When I have a big move, I will kill you!
Lu Yan smiled charmingly.

[All] Black-fleshed little girl (Da Qiao): Okay, I'll wait for you~

As soon as the news came out, he was slapped. Father Lu also moved over at some point, and said coldly, "Don't flirt with your mother's name."

Lu Yan was caught off guard by a mouthful of dog food, and was stunned: Is this what it feels like to eat dog food?I'm having a hard time...

When he came back to his senses, both Da Qiao and Nezha had already reached the fourth level.

After having the big move, Lu Yan was even more flabbergasted. Not only was he able to return to the city with a trace of blood after beating Nezha violently, but he could also come back full of blood in the next second. beat.

Just when he was running down Nezha's tower with residual blood again, Nezha finally couldn't bear to use his big move, and then he followed Da Qiao back home the moment Da Qiao returned to the city, and finally fell on his back. In the spring.

[First blood! (first drop of blood)】

Lu Yan's Da Qiao ran around his corpse, and finally sent a message with disgust on his face.

[All] Dark-fleshed little girl (Da Qiao): You go out, you are not welcome in my house.

[All] Beating the Primary School Dog (Nezha):? ? ?
(End of this chapter)