The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 925
[Woooooo I happened to be on the scene when the landslide happened, and the tyrant was so scared that he went into the dark. Our defense tower was shattered, and my hero couldn't control it. After a violent shaking, my crystal exploded! 】

[I saw it too!I was fighting the tyrant at that time, and the tyrant insisted on crawling out of the nest, but I couldn't stop him, even the master committed suicide, our family's red and blue buffs went out to escape, the rain was worse than Chu Yuxun and Murong The day the sea of ​​clouds broke up was big! 】

[Yes, yes, who on our side still uses network cables? It’s for my wife’s hair. We all use traffic. Do you know what traffic is?The energy generated by the blood flowing in your body for a week is roughly the same as hydroelectric power generation. In order to cultivate the flow, I have to meditate every day. The blood flow can only reach 1 trillion after a week of blood flow. The Freestyle players are playing games and chatting, so they must have used their prehistoric powers, so it's no wonder that they ended up with their meridians damaged and their internal organs torn apart! 】

[Hey, I won't chat with you anymore, my data is not enough, is there any fellow Taoist willing to help, pass me a few megabytes of data? 】

[That... Excuse me, is Glory of the King a game for cultivating immortals? 】

……

Freestyle was laughed at abruptly by them, he wanted to see how many tricks Lu Yan, a charming coquettish man, could play in order to refuse him.

[Big Bowl of Wide Noodles: It's okay if you don't play games, let's chat with Mai for a while?We just came here, and we are not familiar with the people of Jinshi, so we want to find someone to learn more about. 】

Lu Yan curled his lips into a smile, and carried the indifference to the end.

[Win, Beauty: I'm sorry, I don't have a long mouth. 】

[Big bowl of wide noodles: You can also type like this. 】

[Win, Beauty: Sorry, I don't have long hands. 】

[Big bowl of wide noodles: I really like you. 】

[Win, Beauty: Sorry, I don't know how to read. 】

Freestyle: "..." I lost, I lost terribly, the KPL's most bitch male player really lived up to his reputation.

[Big bowl of wide noodles: Excuse me, goodbye. 】

After replying to this message, he silently went offline and went to continue playing his 4399 mini-game.

Lu Yan once again broke his bottom line of coquettishness by relying on his own strength.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the Freestyle player is really autistic this time, he can't be too coquettish. 】

[Hahahaha, your land god will always be your land god, and your anger is still the same as before! 】

【It’s been so long since I’ve seen him act as a demon. I thought he’d finally put down his butcher’s knife and become a Buddha right away. I didn’t expect all the flirtatious energy to gather here. 】

After the coquettish contestant Lu Meili cut off her peach blossom viciously, she turned her head and started wagging her tail at Bu Yao, "Is the eavesdropping satisfactory? Do you want me to tease him a little more?"

"Who eavesdropped..." Bu Yao suppressed the corners of her frantically raised lips guiltily, refusing to admit it.

"That's right." Lu Yan stretched out his hand and pinched her shoulder, smiling like a dog, "Miss Hero watched her husband help her bravely fight her rival online, how could it be considered eavesdropping?"

"Fuck you." Bu Yao scolded with a smile.

Lu Yan came up to her reluctantly, rubbed her hair and said, "I got rid of him only after exhausting my anger, so there is no reward?"

He stared at her with scorching eyes, with 'seeking praise' written in his radiant eyes.

But Bu Yao pretended not to see it, and said with a smirk: "Then...play a game with you?"

Lu Yan: "???" Okay, rewards are better than nothing.

He nodded with a look of disappointment, waiting for Bu Yao to go online.

After about a minute or two, Bu Yao's invitation popped up.

【Win, Hero invites you · 1V1 · Mohist mechanism】

Lu Yan's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.

He felt that Bu Yao might not want to reward him, but to settle accounts with him.

However, Bu Yao was still looking at him with a smile, her big eyes looked extraordinarily harmless after laughing, and urged softly: "I agree, what are you doing in a daze?"

"Why 1V1? Did you select the wrong mode?" Lu Yan blinked, and asked her with the same innocent face.

Bu Yao: "Family ugliness should not be publicized."

Lu Yan: "???"

Bu Yao: "Suddenly my hands itch and I want to do some domestic violence. There are too many 5v5 people, so I'm afraid that others will see the joke."

Lu Yan: "..." Are you speaking human words?In the live broadcast room, the entire network audience was watching, so she was afraid of being laughed at by those people in the canyon?

Isn't it because she can't kill her teammates in 5v5, and he wants to borrow the opponent's hand?
Oh, woman.

Lu Yan resignedly pressed the accept button, and with the vibration of the phone, the two sides began to choose heroes.

Before Lu Yan could choose, Bu Yao stretched out his hand and chose Lu Ban for him. The summoner skill was changed to punishment, and he said confidently: "Choose Lu Ban, Lu Ban deserves a beating."

Lu Yan: "..." Listen, is this a human language?
There is not even a single wild monster hair on the 1v1 map, what is he going to do with punishment?Punish minions?
He understood, he was just a humanoid sandbag with no emotion.

On the other hand, Bu Yao shamelessly chose her signature hero, Lu Bu, because she was determined to beat up Lu Yan in front of the audience on the whole network, and to prove the crime of domestic violence!

Therefore, under the witness of the audience on the whole network, Lu Ban of Lu Meili was pressed and rubbed dozens of times in the canyon by Bu Yao's Lu Bu.

And player Lu Meili also has a strong desire to survive. As a bloody, thin-legged and short-legged Lu Ban, his first piece of equipment directly produced a resurrection armor...

Followed by Tyrant's Heavy Armor, Revitalizing Armor, Red Lotus Cloak...

That's right, little Luban dressed in meat, just ask if you are afraid.

But Bu Yao, a scumbag with a domestic violence wife, killed him dozens of times and still didn't feel satisfied, so he slapped the table and said, "Take off the meat dress for me!"

"I don't!" Lu Yan snorted, "Even if the end result is death, I will live to see you for a few more seconds!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't take it off." Perhaps because of his love words, Bu Yao finally stopped unilaterally beating her, and said jokingly with a smile on her face, "Play a game?"

"what game?"

Bu Yao: "Rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses will take off one piece of equipment, and if he kills the opponent after taking off all the equipment, he will win."

Lu Yan: "..." Take off your clothes if you lose, it sounds inexplicably amorous...

Very good, he likes it.

So, these two naive ghosts played rock-paper-scissors in front of the entire network audience, and whoever lost would take off a piece of clothing... oh no, take off a piece of equipment.

[Hahahahahahahahaha I suspect that you two are engaging in pornography, and I have evidence! 】

[Hahahaha, is it really okay for you to play such an evil game with such an innocent face? 】

[Sexy rumors, undressing online? 】

[Come on super tube!Someone here is doing porn! 】

(End of this chapter)