After being reborn as a male god, you want to rip off my vest
Chapter 409 He's Dumb
Chapter 409 He's Dumb
"Master Yuanhui, please help me figure out this child's fate." Mrs. Jun brought Chu Yunluo to a quiet place outside the temple, and said to the monk who was eating chicken legs.
Chu Yunluo raised his eyebrows. This monk... eats meat?drink wine?
Seeing Chu Yunluo's calm look, the master became a little curious: "Isn't the benefactor surprised?"
Chu Yunluo smiled and said, "It's nothing surprising. Since my aunt will bring me here, it makes sense. After all, 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart'."
The crazy monk muttered to himself, and strange lights appeared in his eyes: "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart! This is a good statement." [Note: This statement is not original. ]
Mrs. Jun felt a lot more relieved when she heard Chu Yunluo's words.
"You figure out the future marriage of this child." Are you with my son?
The monk put down the chicken legs, and got Chu Yunluo's horoscope and began to count carefully.
The more the monk calculated, the more strange it became, "It's weird, this horoscope should be a girl's horoscope. It's weird."
Chu Yunluo almost spit out, what the hell, this wine-crazy monk has some skills.
Chu Yunluo glanced at Mrs. Jun who was a little confused, and said with a dry smile: "Monk, just count me as a man or a woman in the future."
"Male. He has a prominent status in China." The monk took a sip of his wine and said with certainty.
This horoscope is the life of a rich and powerful man.
When Mrs. Jun heard this, her heart turned cold.
male.
They happen to have one at home.
At this time, a graceful and luxurious middle-aged woman came over.
When Mrs. Jun saw the lady, a smile appeared on her face: "Mrs. Zhou."
Mrs. Zhou's husband is from the National Security Bureau of China, and he is well-known in the circle of ladies in the imperial capital, so his behavior is a bit perverted.
Mrs. Zhou covered her mouth and smiled, "Madam Jun, long time no see."
The two women chatted, and Chu Yunluo felt bored, so he left to find Jun Yeqing.
Monk Jiurou looked at Chu Yunluo's horoscope on the table, and suddenly saw something.
No, that kid is in danger for his life recently!
……
As soon as Chu Yunluo walked over, he saw Jun Yeqing staring at the big tree not far away, and his face turned red when he saw the girl under the big tree.
Chu Yunluo's face darkened all of a sudden, and he said fiercely: "Mr. Jun, what are you looking at?"
Jun Yeqing withdrew his gaze and said, "What's wrong?"
what happened?
You peeked at the girl and was captured alive by me, okay?
Chu Yunluo sneered: "Aren't you gay? You stared at a woman for so long?"
The girl under the tree suddenly came over from a distance, wearing a small white padded coat and carrying a small bag, and asked with a little red cheeks: "Sir, are you also here to offer incense?"
Hehe, Jun Yeqing, you did a good job.
But this girl's accent... a bit like that of a Jiangcheng native.
Jun Yeqing stared at him with a cold expression.
Chu Yunluo looked at the girl and said, "He's dumb."
Chu Yunluo was puzzled, after all, she is also a popular singer, right?This girl didn't respond?
Jun Yeqing: "..."
The girl looked at Jun Yeqing sympathetically like a little white rabbit.
Such a handsome man is actually a mute?It's so miserable.
The girl seemed to have the courage to ask: "Sir, why did you keep looking at me just now? Can you write it to me?"
Suddenly a cold voice said: "I didn't look at you."
girl:"……?"
Isn't it... dumb?
(End of this chapter)
"Master Yuanhui, please help me figure out this child's fate." Mrs. Jun brought Chu Yunluo to a quiet place outside the temple, and said to the monk who was eating chicken legs.
Chu Yunluo raised his eyebrows. This monk... eats meat?drink wine?
Seeing Chu Yunluo's calm look, the master became a little curious: "Isn't the benefactor surprised?"
Chu Yunluo smiled and said, "It's nothing surprising. Since my aunt will bring me here, it makes sense. After all, 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart'."
The crazy monk muttered to himself, and strange lights appeared in his eyes: "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart! This is a good statement." [Note: This statement is not original. ]
Mrs. Jun felt a lot more relieved when she heard Chu Yunluo's words.
"You figure out the future marriage of this child." Are you with my son?
The monk put down the chicken legs, and got Chu Yunluo's horoscope and began to count carefully.
The more the monk calculated, the more strange it became, "It's weird, this horoscope should be a girl's horoscope. It's weird."
Chu Yunluo almost spit out, what the hell, this wine-crazy monk has some skills.
Chu Yunluo glanced at Mrs. Jun who was a little confused, and said with a dry smile: "Monk, just count me as a man or a woman in the future."
"Male. He has a prominent status in China." The monk took a sip of his wine and said with certainty.
This horoscope is the life of a rich and powerful man.
When Mrs. Jun heard this, her heart turned cold.
male.
They happen to have one at home.
At this time, a graceful and luxurious middle-aged woman came over.
When Mrs. Jun saw the lady, a smile appeared on her face: "Mrs. Zhou."
Mrs. Zhou's husband is from the National Security Bureau of China, and he is well-known in the circle of ladies in the imperial capital, so his behavior is a bit perverted.
Mrs. Zhou covered her mouth and smiled, "Madam Jun, long time no see."
The two women chatted, and Chu Yunluo felt bored, so he left to find Jun Yeqing.
Monk Jiurou looked at Chu Yunluo's horoscope on the table, and suddenly saw something.
No, that kid is in danger for his life recently!
……
As soon as Chu Yunluo walked over, he saw Jun Yeqing staring at the big tree not far away, and his face turned red when he saw the girl under the big tree.
Chu Yunluo's face darkened all of a sudden, and he said fiercely: "Mr. Jun, what are you looking at?"
Jun Yeqing withdrew his gaze and said, "What's wrong?"
what happened?
You peeked at the girl and was captured alive by me, okay?
Chu Yunluo sneered: "Aren't you gay? You stared at a woman for so long?"
The girl under the tree suddenly came over from a distance, wearing a small white padded coat and carrying a small bag, and asked with a little red cheeks: "Sir, are you also here to offer incense?"
Hehe, Jun Yeqing, you did a good job.
But this girl's accent... a bit like that of a Jiangcheng native.
Jun Yeqing stared at him with a cold expression.
Chu Yunluo looked at the girl and said, "He's dumb."
Chu Yunluo was puzzled, after all, she is also a popular singer, right?This girl didn't respond?
Jun Yeqing: "..."
The girl looked at Jun Yeqing sympathetically like a little white rabbit.
Such a handsome man is actually a mute?It's so miserable.
The girl seemed to have the courage to ask: "Sir, why did you keep looking at me just now? Can you write it to me?"
Suddenly a cold voice said: "I didn't look at you."
girl:"……?"
Isn't it... dumb?
(End of this chapter)
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