Quick Pass System: Don't come here, male god!

Chapter 302 Love in Online Games: Male God, I'm Not Robbing Sex 13
"I'm not drunk, the ground is shaking! Don't help me, help the ground!"

Gu Xiang; "..."

Bringing Ye Su's car keys, Gu Xiang locked him in the co-pilot and put on his seat belt again.

I thought it would be enough to bring him home safely, but I didn’t realize——
"Twinkle, twinkle, sparkle! The sky is full of little stars~ la la la la ~"

Gu Xiang: "..."

It's not your fault that you have tone deafness, it's your fault if you come out and harm others!

Ye Su seemed a little excited, but with the cool wind, he showed no sign of waking up.

After singing a few lines, he turned to look at Gu Xiang, "Hey, do I sing well?"

Gu Xiang pulled his lips far-fetchedly.

"Okay...listen." Then what a ghost!

"Really? You are the first person to say that my singing is beautiful! Then I will sing for you for free!"

And then there's a new wave - twinkle twinkle twinkle!Shiny!Shiny!

This man is not only unconscious, but also sings incomparably intoxicated!

Gu Xiang: "..."

God forgive who!
Finally, halfway through the singing, Ye Suhou's throat hurt, so he stopped.

When he was about to get home, he was already drowsy when he came.

Gu Xiang supported him and threw him in the room before taking a breath.

It is said that a drunk person is as dead as a dead person, and this is absolutely true!
Locking Ye Su in the room, she simply made a glass of honey water for him to drink.

Just sitting on the bed to take a breath, Ye Su was knocked down by her again.

He hugged Gu Xiang like a big bear, with his thighs clamping her slender waist.

Looking at her face, he asked innocently, "Huh? Aren't you a girl? Why don't you have breasts?"

Gu Xiang's face was a little red, he gritted his teeth, looked at the drunk-eyed man in front of him, and wished he could bite into it! "Because you touched your back!"

"oh, I see!"

After saying this, he turned over and fell asleep soundly! ——
Ye Su had a headache.

When he woke up the next day, his headache felt like it was about to burst.

Didn't he take that nerd to the bar yesterday?

Why can't he remember how he got back?

He sat up and realized that he seemed to have fallen asleep without changing his clothes.

The shirt was taken off, the upper body was naked, but the lower body was not even undone, the shoes were taken off, that's it.

It can be seen that the sun is already high, through the curtains, Ye Su can imagine how dazzling the light outside is.

The mobile phone was placed near the pillow, so he picked it up and made a call.

"Stone, did you send me back yesterday?"

The people over there were taken aback when they heard this.

He gave his phone number to that little sister yesterday, but she didn't call him in the end.

"No, last night you made a bad face, I went home long ago? Why? You won't find yourself waking up early in the morning, deep in a strange environment, and being underestimated!"

While talking, Shitou couldn't help bursting out laughing while imagining the scene in his brain.

"Frivolous? Frivolous your sister!"

"Hmm, I'm sorry, I'm short of five elements."

Ye Su also remembered, and hung up the phone immediately.

I seemed to see Lin Xiaoxiang and her boyfriend at the bar yesterday, and said that it was the anniversary of their 20-year relationship.

Damn, she's only 23 this year, so what the hell is life at the age of three, and her first kiss at the age of five!

Ye Su doesn't miss them anymore. In this world, it's hard to find three-legged toads, and two-legged beauties are everywhere. With his young master's prosperous beauty, why can't he find a girl?

　Happy April Fools' Day, cuties! PS: I will definitely not add updates to you today!Your tickets~ huh~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)