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Chapter 367 You Have to Have a Pimple of Bird Shit on the Top of Your Head

Chapter 367
The little bird seemed to have telepathy, and when it was full, it flew up from Xia Lanxi's shoulder with a huff.

Then, when flying over the head of Hualien Mei, with a puff, a lump of bird droppings was pulled.

When it flew over Ling Yi's head, it also made a puff, pulling a lump of bird feces, which was still wet and sticky.

Hualienmei and Ling Yi suddenly felt hot and humid on the top of their heads. They stretched out their hands and touched something sticky. When they looked at it, it probably looked like shit on the cliff.

He stared blankly for half a second as if struck by lightning, and then screamed "Wow——".

The whole person seemed to be possessed by a ghost, screaming and scratching his hair frantically.

It was almost as if he wanted to tear his head off.

A group of girls wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh, and at the same time expressed sympathy for the miserable experience of these two people.

Miss Xia has a bird chirping on her shoulder, and these two have a lump of bird shit on their heads, so the contrast is not too obvious.

Da Siwu is really right, everything has spirituality.

These two girls are just at odds with Miss Xia, Senior Sister Ling Yi scolded Miss Xia for being a pig this morning, but now it's all right, the birds are helping Miss Xia to vent their anger.

It's also absolutely!

As for the little bird, it was light after shitting, and it had already flown into the blue sky happily.

Thinking about it, it is true. Some girls are afraid that it will be hungry, so they grab insects and feed it.

Seeing that the two were scratching their heads like crazy, Da Siwu couldn't help frowning and reprimanded coldly, "Okay, bird droppings are not something to be filthy, just wipe it clean, and pay attention to your appearance when you go out."

Hearing Da Siwu's reprimand, the two of them froze and stopped.

Thinking about it, she was extremely wronged, her eyes burst into red, and she almost shed tears.

After all, they were ladies of the family, and Sanqian Qingsi was taken care of by maids every day. Now that they were hit by bird feces, it was already enough of their grievances. Not only did Da Siwu not comfort him, he even criticized them harshly.

How can this be!
Woohoo, the two mouths were flattened, and they wanted to cry loudly.

At a time like this, Xia Lanxin must of course behave well.

Although she is also sick of bird shit, but a gentle and considerate image is more important.

Immediately, he took out his small snow-white handkerchief, endured his nausea, and pretended to help Ling Yi wipe the top of his head, and gently comforted him, "Okay, wipe it off and you'll be fine, Da Siwu is right, it's not a big deal It's okay to get dirty."

After wiping, she also gently helped Ling Yi straighten her messy hair.

"Thank you, Sister Lanxin."

Ling Yi choked up a word of thanks, she was very grateful to Xia Lanxin.

For Xia Lanxi, she can't wait to be hacked into pieces.

It was this dead woman who provoked the little bird, which made her shit like a bird.

There was no one in Hualienmei to pretend to wipe the bird poop for her, so I could only wipe it a few times indiscriminately with tears in my eyes.

He didn't dare to be too wronged, for fear of being harshly criticized by the chief witch, he really wanted to crush Xia Lanxi to death.

The stinky bird that killed a thousand knives fell on her, and it attracted people's attention. What fell on her head was a pile of shit, so fucking want to slap people!

After this episode, Da Siwu continued to explain the Book of Changes along the way
Half an hour later, the class was over, and I happened to walk to the beach.

The North Sea is as blue as emerald, stretching as far as the eye can see, and the soft and white sandy beach shines brightly under the sun.

There are many warships docked there, and tents are set up on the beach, and it can be seen that there are soldiers training.

(End of this chapter)

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