The strongest perspective doctor

Chapter 907 Two Mummies ([-])

"Hey, why is it getting tighter and tighter?" the mummy girl said suddenly.

"I see, it must be a kid playing tricks. I said why do I feel a little itchy on my body, it must be this kid who used a very thin rope to circle us!" The mummy man's guess is not out of the ordinary.He didn't know that there was a soul that made "worry silk", so he thought it was a very thin rope.

"Quick, let's put our hands together and push them apart, otherwise, this rope will tie us together!" said the mummy girl.

As they said that, the two mummy began to stand facing each other, with their palms facing each other, they straightened their arms vigorously, and unexpectedly stretched the slowly tightening "thread of trouble".

"Oh, what a lot of strength!" Hao Ren couldn't help but marvel.

A few days ago, he besieged the three elders of the Senate with "worry silk" in the capital of the Great Confucianism, and those three old fellows could also stretch the "worry silk", and the strength of these two mummy was stronger than them!

At that time, Hao Ren blew up a Tai Chi ball between the three elders, causing all three of them to vomit blood.Now it seems that this method is not suitable for two mummies.

"What should I do?" Hao Ren originally wanted to tie the two mummies together, but now it seems that this is impossible.

However, because they had just inadvertently shrunk the "worry thread" into a small circle, it was not easy for them to break out of this circle, and they had to double the size of the circle.

The two mummies worked hard together to fight against "Worry Silk", and the circle gradually became larger, but it would take a certain amount of time to double the size.

Hao Ren took advantage of this time to find a solution.

If you want to defeat these two mummies, you must try your best to use your strengths.

Hao Ren has four strengths. First, he has a lot of true energy; second, he knows how to use "no-sharp swordsmanship"; third, he has good lightness kung fu;

However, during the fight with the two mummies just now, Hao Ren realized that his strengths were nothing compared to the mummies.You don't need to use your true energy, you won't be able to cut someone with a saber, you won't be much better at lightness kung fu, and the Tai Chi ball won't even work.

Hao Ren also has two secret weapons, one is "Worry Silk" and the other is Poisonous Bee.

Now that the "worry wire" has been used, it can't catch the mummy.The poisonous bee can't be used at all, and people can't even blow a knife into it.

Since one's own strengths are not enough, then one has to look for the other party's weaknesses.

These two corpses are as hard as cast iron and have great strength. If they confront them head-on, I will definitely suffer.And they can fly and run, and their speed is not inferior to them.

How to do?
"Yes!" Hao Ren had an idea, "To sow discord!"

Just now, because the mummy man said that the mummy girl has no meat, the mummy girl almost lost her temper.Is it possible to make some articles on this matter?
"Seniors, we have no grudges in the past, and we have no grudges in the present, why do you insist on making things difficult for me?" Hao Ren said to the two mummies.

"You killed my son, this is a sworn hatred!" the mummy man scolded.

Hao Ren pretended to be aggrieved and said, "That's obviously a monster, but you just said it was your son. How does it look like you?"

"It's not normal like me, and it's not my own!" said the mummy man.

Hao Ren immediately grasped this sentence, and said to the mummified woman, "Your husband said, you gave him a cuckold!"

"What is a green hat?" The mummy girl didn't even know what "green hat" meant.

Hao Ren explained to her "kindly": "Your husband said that you are sleeping with another man behind his back!"

The mummy girl is a fiery character, after hearing Hao Ren's words, she immediately flew into a rage.Originally, she and her husband were going to break up the circle of "worry silk", but now she couldn't care less, and immediately freed up a hand, and slapped the mummy man's face.

"Ouch, why did you hit me?" The mummy man was surprised.

"Why do you slander me!" The mummy was very angry.

Hao Ren was delighted in his heart, and while the two mummies were relaxing, he immediately tightened the "worry wire", this time, directly tied the two mummies together.

They were all tied together, and the two mummies were still arguing.Mummy man: "How did I slander you?"

Mummy girl: "You said I gave me a cuckold!"

"What is a green hat?"

"It's me sleeping with another man behind your back!"

"What, are you sleeping with another man behind my back? When? With whom? Lu Buwei or Ying Yiren?"

"When did I sleep with another man behind your back? Ever since I fell in love with you, I broke up with Lu Buwei, and Ying Yiren had been dead for many years at that time!"

"You said it yourself just now, you gave you a cuckold! I asked you what the cuckold meant, and you said you were sleeping with other men behind my back!"

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The two mummies couldn't be torn apart. The "worry thread" is getting tighter and tighter, more and more entangled, they don't realize it, they seem to find pleasure from the quarrel!

And Hao Ren was dumbfounded, what a mess, and Lu Buwei was involved!And that Yingyiren, what kind of bird is that?

"Hey, two seniors, can you stop arguing?" Hao Ren, who had deliberately picked up two mummified corpses to quarrel, now came out to pretend to be a good person and persuaded them to fight.

"I want to quarrel, so I want you to take care of it, brat!" the mummy scolded.

"Boy, come and judge us!" The mummy man obviously understood better.

Hao Ren thought: "Women are really unreasonable animals. Fortunately, my wives are of high quality!"

The mummy man said: "She just said that she used to sleep with other men behind my back, did you hear that?"

Hao Ren couldn't bear it any longer, and said with a smile, "Senior, you misheard. Your wife is just an example!"

"What comparison did she make!" the mummy man asked.

Hao Ren patiently explained to him: "You didn't know what a 'cuckold' is just now, but your wife said, if he sleeps with other men without your knowledge, it's called wearing a cuckold for you!"

Only then did the mummy man understand: "Ma'am, you said what if, just as a metaphor? Why didn't you say it earlier, if you said earlier, wouldn't I stop arguing with you?"

The mummy girl wiped her eyes with her hands: "I want to say, you don't let me say anything at all, and you don't let me say a word. I told you a long time ago, since I fell in love with you, I broke up with Lu Buwei! And, then At that time, Tong Yiren had already died. If he didn't die, how could Zheng'er be the king?"

The mummy girl is probably used to crying before, and she has the habit of wiping her tears whenever she cries.But she is already a mummy, where are the tears.

"Oh, ma'am, it's all my fault! I'm too impatient, I shouldn't be in a hurry with you! Hit me!" As he said, the mummy man actually hugged the mummy woman in his arms.

Seeing a pair of mummies in love with concubines, Hao Ren just felt creepy!
(End of this chapter)