Rebirth Era's Petite Wife

385 Chapter 382 Is this the kind of thing?
The wine is good, and the food is even better. Everyone drank heartily, and most of the food on the table was gone, and the bones were piled up into a hill.

After drinking, everyone was more open-minded, even Zeng Zhijie became bolder, and even summoned up the courage to say a few words to Hao Yuhua, but his face turned pale.

I don't know if it's drunk or shy!

"By the way, what did you guys say in the kitchen so happy just now? Let's share it with everyone!" Wang Xiaohua's complexion was as usual, only slightly red.

There was only a small cup of wine in front of him, and every time he drank it, his lips were slightly stained, unlike Zeng Zhijie, who always drank half a cup in one breath, a typical way of drinking in the north!

Feeling deep in one mouthful!

Everyone knows that Wang Xiaohua is a surgeon, so no one fights with him, only let him do as he pleases.

However, it can also be seen from this that Wang Xiaohua's self-control is quite good. Faced with such good wine, a person who is good at drinking can still control his alcoholism. This kind of self-control is not something ordinary people can have!
After listening to her husband's words, Sister Dong couldn't help smiling, and she told Xu Weihong and her mother that the real fish was cooked, causing all the chefs to get stuck in their throats, and Huang Haiyuan and Su Weimin couldn't help laughing.

Zeng Zhijie said with a silly smile: "This is not unusual. Eating fish here is a big deal. I seldom eat fish when I grow up. I was in college, so I often go to the cafeteria to eat hairtail, or I have never eaten it."

Su Weimin said with a smile: "Speaking of which, the hairtail fish in our school tastes really good, much better than homemade hairtail."

Huang Haiyuan put a piece of peanuts into his mouth, and said, "Where is my family willing to use oil to fry hairtail? The hairtail in our school cafeteria is first fried and then burned. It's crispy, tsk tsk, I eat it every day. I can't get tired of eating!"

"There are also stewed pork vermicelli in the cafeteria, which tastes better than the stewed ones at home. The ones at home are not as bad as those in school." Zeng Zhijie also followed suit.

"Speaking of which, my favorite thing to eat is the rotten rice noodle paste that the master makes for me. The meaty flavor is fully infiltrated into the vermicelli paste. It's really delicious."

Wang Xiaohua also missed his previous college life and kept smacking his mouth.

"I like to eat school rice, which is better than Haishi's indica rice. The rice here is fragrant and soft." Huang Haiyuan said, sending a big mouthful of rice to his mouth, and chewing it.

Su Weimin suddenly laughed, probably because he drank a little wine, his personality became more cheerful and he talked a lot.

"As soon as Haiyuan talked about rice, I remembered a joke when I was in the north when I was in the queue. It was very interesting."

"Weimin quickly said, how about this, it's rare for everyone to get together, how about telling a joke with everyone?" Huang Haiyuan suggested.

"Okay, let's talk first for the people!" Sister Dong clapped her hands in agreement.

Su Weimin prepared a small bowl of borscht, drank it slowly, cleared his throat, and said, "Most people in the north eat pasta, and rice is usually eaten when distinguished guests or festivals come. The landlord’s wife-in-law came, and his wife-in-law is considered a distinguished guest, so the landlord asked his daughter-in-law to cook two catties of rice for his wife-in-law.”

"Then I followed suit and went to the table with my wife and uncle. The landlord's daughter-in-law cooked most of the pot of rice, and put a lot of corn cakes to eat at home. I ate rice with my wife and uncle."

Speaking of this, Su Weimin couldn't help laughing, and a smile appeared on his face again.

"Say it quickly, don't interrupt." Everyone was fascinated by what they heard, and hurriedly urged him.

Su Weimin continued: "I hadn't eaten rice for a long time at that time, and I didn't even need vegetables when I ate the rice. I ate two bowls of white rice alone, and I didn't have the nerve to fill the third bowl, so I just watched The wife and uncle ate, but the wife and uncle ate a bowl of rice for a long time and there was still more than half of the bowl. He chewed slowly and took about ten minutes to chew a mouthful of rice. The landlord and daughter-in-law couldn't help but said—

Brother, you have never been so refined when eating at home?
It took a long time for the uncle to swallow the food in his mouth, and he was very embarrassed to say——

The rice is round, and it bounces in my mouth very happily. I can't chew the rice for a long time! "

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed, and Shen Jiao laughed the happiest. It was the first time she had heard that rice would bounce in her mouth, and it wasn't a ping pong ball, so how could it bounce?
Su Weimin laughed himself: "I really think it's incredible, but later the landlord's wife and the landlord also ate rice, just like the wife and uncle. It took a long time to chew a mouthful of rice, and they also said that the rice was rolling around in the mouth, and the teeth couldn't chew it." .”

"It's not surprising. I felt the same way when I ate rice for the first time. Rice is rarely eaten in our villages. It must be unpleasant for the first time." Zeng Zhijie explained with a smile.

Huang Pingyuan wiped away his tears with a smile, and said positively: "I will also tell a joke, which I have personally experienced. If it is funny, I will chirp, and if it is not funny, I will chirp!"

"Okay, what Hai Yuan said must be funny." Wang Xiaohua clapped his hands and booed.

Huang Haiyuan also cleared his throat, and said with a smile: "I used to be in the Great Northern Wilderness. The educated youths there come from all corners of the country. There are people from all over the world. There is a Tianjin Weigang who was assigned to our company. Who is our company commander?" Southern, very good big brother.

At that time, the company planted a lot of green hemp for rubbing hemp rope. The Tianjin Wei educated youth didn't know green hemp, so he pointed to the green hemp and asked the company commander——

Is this the kind of thing?
The company commander glanced at him and nodded, saying, yes, this is numbness!
The educated youth of Tianjin Wei asked several times whether it was planted, and the company commander was very patient, always nodding and saying——

Yes, this is hemp! "

Huang Haiyuan imitated Tianjin Wei's educated youth and company commander's words while talking, and everyone was amused to laugh, leaning forward and backward.

Shen Jiao couldn't take it anymore, she hugged Xiaojiao and couldn't help laughing, poor Xiaojiao made her hair all messed up, and she didn't dare to move, so she could only meow pitifully.

Immediately afterwards, Zeng Zhijie, Wang Xiaohua, and the others also told jokes about jumping in the queue, even Hao Yuhua, who was the shyest, made a joke.
Dabao rushed in with a herb in his mouth, and meowed at Shen Jiao.

It was only then that Shen Jiao remembered that she had forgotten to collect the herbs that had been dried during the day, she hurriedly threw Xiaojiao on the sofa, got up and ran out, and after a while came into the house with a dustpan of dried herbs.

Han Defu also brought a few dustpans of herbs into the house and spread them out on the open space.

Sister Dong asked in surprise, "Xiao Shen, why are you drying so many herbs?"

"I'll make some pills myself, and ask the villagers to help me pick the medicine." Shen Jiao said vaguely.

Hao Yuhua's eyes flickered, he lowered his head and gnawed on the chicken feet silently, without saying anything.

Huang Haiyuan put a duck paw into Hao Yuhua's bowl with a smile: "Student Hao also likes to eat paws? So do I. Where the meat is least, I like to eat it?"

Miao Shuifeng said suddenly: "Why don't you eat chicken feathers without meat?"

Huang Haiyuan was dumbfounded, the wind was in a mess!
"puff"

Hao Yuhua laughed softly, his dimples were like flowers, seeing Huang Haiyuan's heart skip a beat, and he couldn't help being lost in thought.

Just as preoccupied as he was, there was another goose—

Zeng Zhijie children's shoes

　Second more!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)