omnipotent perspective

Chapter 483 Pretentious Tutorial

Knowing Yang Jun's urinating nature very well, knowing that he is pretending to be aggressive now, Su Qi interrupted without politeness, and reminded this guy again to save time.

"It's Brother Qi, I'll get to the point right away!"

Yang Jun nodded and bowed, his face still full of unsettling self-confidence: "Since Brother Qi has spoken, I will tell you my summary over the years and the pretentious learning of sublimation of life perception after I was released from the Fifth Academy. Everyone. First of all, I would like to talk about the necessity of this pretense. The competition in modern society is becoming increasingly fierce, and China has 13 million compatriots. The most indispensable thing is the so-called talents. But even if they are the same talents, in various resources Under the same conditions, why are some people so prosperous, while others are depressed? Some people can earn a lot of money, but some are poor all the time? Some people can get a lot of beautiful girls, and some people go to do masturbation to island country action movies every day. ?The reason why the resource conditions are the same, but the results are so different is because of the lack of pretentious skills. In fact, in this society, everyone is pretentious, but everyone’s pretentious methods are different. Some people are bold Some people pretend to be a low-key pig, some are tactful and devious, and some people pretend to be shameless. There are thousands of methods, which are far beyond any science today. I, Yang Jun, have a little proficiency in pretending. Brother pursued the goddess, and contributed these years of insights. Every time we pretend to be aggressive, we must first figure out the purpose of the pretending, and then figure out who the pretending object is, and then study the character, psychological state, and Social status, needs and needs, and then we carry out purposeful pretense according to these three points, and the result must be immediate success!"

Seeing this guy brazenly talking about pretending to be a force to learn, and still looking complacent, everyone was speechless for a while: As expected of an extraordinary person from the Fifth Academy, this shameless skill is so justified by people.

But not to mention, it was because of this shameless pretentiousness that Yang Jun became the number three under Brother Qi.

Thinking of this, everyone pricked up their ears, and seriously tried to figure out their pretentious skills.

Fat cat Zhang Xiaoyu also pricked up his ears, for fear of missing half a word Young Master Yang said. Whether he succeeded in pretending to be coercive this time directly related to whether he and the goddess had any hope.

"Hey!"

Seeing that everyone was being tortured by Yang Jun, Su Qi couldn't laugh or cry, and raised his eyebrows: "Then Yang Jun, just tell me, for the pure goddess and star An Xuan, how should the fat cat pretend to be so aggressive, so as to capture his heart."

"Brother Yu's purpose of acting coquettishly this time is very clear. It is to capture the heart of the pure goddess and superstar An Xuan, and the object of this pretense is also clear. Now we should study An Xuan's character, psychological state, social status, and needs. .”

Yang Jun looked around and talked eloquently: "An Xuan used to be the pure goddess of our school, but now her identity has changed to a newly promoted third-tier star. This is her current social status. What she needs and wants is this. Undoubtedly, celebrities hype and hype all day long is nothing more than a topic of wanting to be popular, so when Brother Yu pretends to be popular, you must grasp that she wants to be popular, and make good use of the five movies and 3000 million investment resources in your hands , this is definitely extremely attractive to An Xuan."

Upon hearing this, everyone nodded unconsciously, and vaguely had various thoughts.

"Brother Qi, help!"

Yang Jun nodded and smiled, took a peek at Fat Mao, and said, "Pull Brother Yu to sit down first, I'm afraid that what I say next will make Brother Yu unhappy, and then we won't be able to talk. "

Su Qi vaguely sensed something, pulled his thick eyebrows and frowned slightly, Fat Cat sat down, raised his chin, so that Young Master Yang would fart quickly.

"Now let's discuss the two most important points, which are the personality and psychological state of the superstar An Xuan. This is related to how Brother Yu will pretend to be coercive."

Yang Jun said loudly, then turned his head to face the fat cat, and said quickly: "An Xuan is nicknamed the goddess of purity, once today I, Yang Jun, have been very moved, and I have tried to pursue it, but just that contact, I have already lost my heart." I know that this kind of woman is something I can't take down. She looks so pure on the surface, she looks like a pure and flawless white lotus flower, but in fact she is a scheming green tea whore, yearning for a high-quality life, and liking the glory of the stars, in short She's just a pretty scheming green tea bitch with a pretty skin and greedy for vanity."

"what!"

Hearing that the goddess in his heart was insulted, Fat Mao stood up abruptly, wanted to rush over but was held back by Su Qi, and still said angrily: "Yang Jun, what the hell are you farting, what dog eyes do you see? Xuanxuan is greedy for vanity, she is so pure and beautiful, and she often does charity, how can you insult her with a scheming green tea bitch."

An Xuan has a crush on the goddess in her heart, and Fat Mao has long since evolved into a fan of her. Seeing the goddess being insulted as a scheming green tea whore, she has restrained herself from tearing up Yang Jun.

The audience members nodded and shook their heads, and they had different opinions on An Xuan.

"Brother Yu, don't be angry. I knew just now that these words would easily offend you, so I asked Brother Qi to hold you back."

Yang Jun took two steps back and said with a sullen face: "But it's not that you want to get close to An Xuan, so I will give you a comprehensive analysis of her, so that you can get to know the real An Xuan. Otherwise, we will make various arrangements. , but your personal psychological quality will not pass this test, and you will still look like a brainless fan in front of An Xuan, will you still pretend to be forced by this?"

"Uh!"

Fat Mao was a little speechless, and Su Qi was still pulling, so he sat down on the sofa and listened silently with his head down and sullen.

"Brother Yu, as for the charity you mentioned, that's purely for show!"

Yang Jun snorted, and then said complacently: "What is charity? What Brother Qi does is called real charity. He silently donated 800 million to help children in poor mountainous areas. Who knows, it's no better than those pretending stars." Ten thousand……"

"Yang Jun!"

Seeing that this guy was outspoken, and even the Hanhe Fund was exposed, Su Qi frowned slightly, and his voice sank.

clap clap!

Realizing that he had slipped his mouth, Yang Jun slapped two ear scrapers on his mouth, and said with a sneer: "Brother Qi, it's all my mouth, it's all my mouth. Let's continue discussing pretense and continue to study pretense. "

"Uh!"

Although the conversation stopped, everyone still heard clearly, and they all stared at Su Qi in amazement, shocked and admired in their hearts and thankful: Brother Qi quietly donated 800 million for charity without letting others know, this is the real truth Doing charity is definitely thousands of times better than those public celebrities who put on a show; being lucky to hang out with Brother Qi is definitely the most correct choice in life for many years.

Sha Mao looked up at his good brother, and then thought about the so-called charity of the goddess An Xuan, it was nothing worth mentioning in comparison, it was just a show.

"In today's materialistic society, it is understandable for girls to be greedy for vanity. For the scheming green tea whores, what they need to do is also very simple. If their appearance cannot attract them, then they must absolutely shock her on the scene. Although An Xuan has just started to be famous However, in the past two years, no works have been published, and now it is relying on speculation on some topics to attract attention, and now what is the purpose of holding an employment party at our school? Isn’t it still hyping up topics for a while.” Yang Jun said loudly and turned his head. He laughed and said, "However, this requires your strong support, Brother Qi!"

"no problem!"

Su Qi raised his eyebrows, and put his hand on his brother's shoulder: "Sha Mao is my brother, and his affairs are my affairs! Yang Jun, if you have any ideas, as long as you can help Sha Mao to fulfill this long-cherished wish, I will fully support it." .”

For the naive brother, Su Qi has always been very open: after all, he was almost in this state before, but after getting the cosmic eye, seeing through the future changes of thousands of lives, he became extremely mature in a short period of time.

Some things have to be experienced by the brother, so that he gradually matures and understands!
Fat cat Zhang Xiaoyu turned his head and glanced at Su Qi, a warm current rose in his heart, and he was a little embarrassed.

But Qiu Zhixing, Guiying Leitao, Cao Haitao, and Zhang Liming felt a burst of envy, jealousy and remorse, but they also lamented Qi Ge's righteousness even more.

"Since Brother Qi agrees, I'll let go of my mind."

Yang Jun gave a wretched smile, and then went on and on: "We can do this... so, so, so and so. If we can't take down An Xuan, I, Yang Jun, will kill myself by swallowing dung."

"Uh!"

Everyone was amazed. They thought Yang Jun had some clever tricks, but it turned out that it was the tricks of this kind of nouveau riche, and it seemed that he was dead.

The corners of Su Qi's lips twitched slightly, but he nodded unconsciously: "The society is quite impetuous nowadays, and such low-level methods are often more likely to achieve results."Yang Jun's method is feasible, as long as Sha Mao has a good grasp and five blockbuster movies are his trump cards, it will definitely not be a problem to overthrow An Xuan.

Fat Mao nodded silently, smiling a little forcedly.

Yang Jun didn't realize it at all, and said in high spirits: "Brother Yu, then you just have to be bold and force this to the sky, it will definitely deter An Xuan, so I will take the opportunity to push it tonight, try my best seven times a night, and taste the long-cherished wish for many years." .If you don’t want to be responsible at that time, just pull out the birds and run away without mercy!”

"Pulling birds is ruthless, fleeing thousands of miles, Yang Jun, you are so shameless!"

……

'Welcome Jinling University's outstanding alumnus An Xuan to return to the school to hold an employment party', a line of shining fluorescent characters is on the door of the Jinling University Art Activity Center, the two concrete roads in front are covered with red carpets, surrounded by countless students in the night Waving light sticks, and fans holding shiny big characters waiting anxiously, as well as the student union and school security on site to maintain order.

A red Bentley parked slowly at the entrance of the art center, the driver quickly got out of the car and opened the door, a beautiful white leg protruded from the car, and then a beautiful woman with a red trench coat, a hollow black evening dress, and a long hair shawl, with fair skin Like jade, with picturesque eyebrows, clean facial features, and extremely pure breath.

As soon as this pure beauty appeared, a roar of mountains and tsunami immediately erupted in the arena.

"Xuan Xuan, Xuan Xuan, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!"

"Xuanxuan, dear, it's getting cold, I'm so tired from filming all day, and I'm flying all over the world, drink plenty of hot water."

"Xuanxuan, I love you, and I am willing to wait for you for the rest of my life. Please marry me. If you don't agree, I would rather not marry for the rest of my life."

"As the heart moves, it lasts forever!"

(End of this chapter)