Disguised as a man to become a god

Chapter 101 The ending is happy and the process is joyful

With an uneasy heart, I took a look through the cat's eyes~
slam-la-

The people standing outside the door made me collapse!
Dense~
No less than when being chased at school!
(┬＿┬) I cry...

I really want to shout angrily: Little Four Eyes, how many people have you sold my address to? !

"Mo, Mo~ I know you are inside, open the door quickly!"

"Little Momo~ Be darling... let my sister touch her butt!"

"Lin Mo, open the door! Your mother asked me to touch your butt!"

……

An endless stream of shouts came from outside the door.

Then came, bang bang bang—

There was a loud banging on the door.

I looked at this solid door, the aluminum-titanium alloy material that blinded my eyes~
Obediently... Thank you for your hard work!
I rushed into the room suddenly, searching and searching...

Find out the phone, and start calling Xiao Siyan.

As the saying goes: A person who knows current affairs is a hero.

This saying has been common since ancient times~
"Hello~" Xiaosi's cold voice came from the phone.

"Hey, hey... I've thought about it, it's not bad to travel with you, come and give me a ride~" I smiled sweetly.

"Excuse me, who are you?! I don't know you."

Then, slap—hung up the phone.

ah ah ah...

I really can't wait to punch Xiao Siyan with a left hook and a right hook, and then kick him away.

However, listening to those terrifying voices outside the door~
I will endure……

Taking a deep breath, he dialed the phone again.

I flattered her, "Little Four Eyes, don't be like this~ We have something to discuss."

But my face was full of disdain and contempt, and I kept making faces.

"I know you hate me now!"

Uh... got it right.

"Hey... how dare I! I don't hate you, not at all!"

Although I hate you so much and want to strangle you to death, I will never admit it!
A sleepy and joking voice came from the phone, "Lies will grow noses!"

...I'm not a puppet!
Then I heard Jin's voice again, "Mo~ wait a minute, we're almost at your house!"

Phew...it turns out they were already planning to come pick me up.

snort!It's a good thing they have a conscience~
Listening to the banging on the door outside, it was so cruel!
I couldn't help urging, "Have you arrived yet? Hurry up ~ they're about to break open the door!"

"Don't worry, we will collect your body!" Somehow, the mobile phone was passed to Sleeping God again.

What he said made me very unhappy!
I was angry, "Stop talking nonsense, come and pick me up!"

"You ordered me?!" This time it was Xiao Siyan's voice.

I froze, "Hehe...don't dare, dare not!"

"Obasang~ why don't you dare?!" This time it was the voice of a kid.

I'm sweating...

"Hehe... nothing, nothing."

Eventually, I heard words that got me excited.

"Mo~ We have arrived, above your bachelor apartment." This time it was Xiao Chezi's voice.

I'm down!
Cursing in my heart: Damn, what are you doing passing around your mobile phone when you have nothing to do!

If one person says a word, you treat me as a round chat (take turns to chat with me)!

chug-

Sure enough, there was a sound outside the window.

Opening the curtains, a white helicopter hovered above, making a loud noise.

"Hey, I'm here?" I waved to them.

It is impossible to get out from the gate.

I can only climb the window~
Fortunately, there is no anti-theft net installed.

Otherwise, I can't get out no matter what!

Unless... I turn into a fly and fly out!
(End of this chapter)