Disguised as a man to become a god

Chapter 20
Damn~~ you obasans~ don't be fooled by his cute appearance~
I glared at the little kid~ I saw him winking at me proudly!

This nasty death... child! !

"Hurry up, don't waste time!!" 555...even the staff were bribed~
I turn around and want to run~
As a result, a group of obasans blocked in front of me~~
Then push me up~
Hmph~ For the sake of your menopause, I don't care about you~
Isn't it just a ferris wheel~
I'm not afraid! !
As soon as I sat on it~ the ferris wheel started to turn~
I tightly closed my eyes~ I held on to the armrest tightly and dared not let it go~~
"Obasan~ Don't be so useless, okay?! You are afraid of the Ferris wheel~ Even a five-year-old yellow-haired kid like me~" The little boy hit me from the side.

"Damn~ you know a fart! I'm afraid of heights~~"

"Cut... why didn't you see you on the roller coaster just now?! I don't know who is unwilling to leave!!"

"Isn't it the same~~" The Ferris wheel~ makes me feel like I'm going to the top and then slowly dying.

"What's different~?"

"It's different if I say it's different!" Hmph~ Damn kid, why are you talking so much nonsense~
Time passes by second by second. For me, the days are like years, and the seconds are like moons.

"Why did it last for so long~" I cried with a sad face.

It's still going up now! !

This damn Ferris wheel~ is really slow to death!

"Ah..." Xiao Chen next to him suddenly let out a terrified cry.

"What's wrong~?" I opened my eyes reflexively, for fear that something might happen to him.

In the end, the person concerned spread his hands back to me, "It's okay, I just want to scream."

"..." I am speechless~
"Look, meteor~~"

"Nervous~ How could there be meteors during the day!"

"If you don't believe me, look~"

"That's a handjob~handjob~~ OK!!" I rolled my eyes at him.

"Huh? So you're not afraid of heights?!"

By the way~ I am afraid of heights~~
His head froze for a second, and then he screamed like a pig.

"Ah ah ah..."

1 minute later.

"Obasan~ I'm coming down! What's your name~~" The little boy pulled me down.

555... The feeling of stepping on the ground is good!

Standing where I was, uh... something didn't feel right.

What happened to the couple in front?

Did your eyes twitch~?

Why are you staring at me for no reason!I have no grudges against them~~
"Hey, what happened to them? Why are you staring at me~"

"You do not know?!"

"Nonsense~ I know why I still ask you!!"

Xiaochen smiled slyly.

Event review:

Time: Just now.

Location: On the Ferris wheel.

Characters: Me, the couple.

Romantic ferris wheel~
Wasted atmosphere~
Man: "I love you."

Female: "I love you too."

The two red lips are getting closer~ getting closer~~
At this moment.

Me: "Ahhh..."

The pig-killing shouts destroyed the romantic atmosphere, and continued until the end, and the pig-killing shouts never stopped! !
Ever since ~ their deep resentment on me.

"Cut~~ In the public, cuddling, kissing, affecting the appearance of the city, I want to go home!!" I said very loudly, very confidently.

The couple walking in front also heard it, and their faces instantly flushed red.

"Your sound of slaughtering pigs~ doesn't it affect the appearance of the city even more?!" The little kid looked at him with contempt.

"Damn~ what do you know! I'm practicing treble and bel canto!!"

"...Excuses~ God horses are all excuses~~"

(End of this chapter)