Disguised as a man to become a god

Chapter 53
I guess I'm really hungry~
Xiao Si moved his chopsticks with his eyes.

Even when he was hungry, he still ate gracefully!

In stark contrast to my gobble!

After a while, the spicy crayfish was also served.

Bright red lobster, familiar taste~
I am drooling!
"Hey, do you eat spicy food?"

Xiao Si rolled her eyes at me.

silence~~
"Hmph! It's fine if you don't eat it! I can kill it all~" I pulled the plate closer and occupied the whole plate of lobster.

Snapped--

Little Four Eyes hit me with chopsticks and picked up a lobster.

"Who said I can't eat spicy food!"

He nibbles through one quickly...and then the next...then the next...

"Ahhh...don't eat so fast! I haven't finished eating any of them yet!" I yelled, fighting with the lobster.

Although I can eat spicy~
Although I also like to eat lobster~
But peeling the lobster ~ is really a problem!
The little four-eyed slender fingers peeled off one after another!
555... My fingers are not short either!
Why is it so difficult to peel a lobster?
I see the last one left~
"This is mine!" I immediately picked up the last lobster with my chopsticks.

Although~ I still have one in my mouth and one in the bowl.

Xiao Siyan knocked my chopsticks with his chopsticks, and the lobster fell into his bowl.

"Eat what's in the bowl, look at what's in the pot! It's you pig~"

I am angry.

"You are the pig~ Your whole family is a pig!"

"Not to mention short, he eats a lot and has thick meat! What is it if it's not a pig?!" Xiaosi rolled his eyes at me.

Damn~~ sister, I am over 1.6 meters tall, which is considered tall among girls!
But...Compared with him, I am indeed shorter~ fatter~~
Damn, I really doubt if he is a human being. He is about 1.8 meters tall, skinny, and looks like bamboo.

"Hmph! You yourself look like that ghost~ you are tall and thin, look like a toothpick, be careful to get stomach cancer~ gallstones~~" It is said on the Internet that boys who are too thin for a long time have a high frequency of gastrointestinal diseases and are prone to gallbladder disease. Stones, anemia, etc.

"People who are too fat~ are prone to high blood pressure, high blood lipids, high blood sugar, and are also prone to myocardial infarction, coronary heart disease, stroke... You should worry about yourself first! Pig~~" The little four eyes raised their eyebrows coldly.

"Ahhh...you go shit!" I snatched the lobster he was peeling.

Eat it proudly.

Little Four Eyes slowly picked up the lobster in my bowl and peeled it off.

"Calling you a pig~ really flatters you!"

"Damn~~ You are a pig! You are not as good as a pig and a dog, a pig friend and a dog friend, a mud pig and a tile dog, a pig humble and a dog dangerous, a fat pig arching the door..." I scolded him to death in one breath.

I want to grab the lobster in his hand again~
It's a pity I didn't grab it!

He stretched out his hand and put it in his mouth.

Little Four Eyes was biting the lobster, leisurely.

Hearing my cursing ~ squinting at me.

"Fat Pig Arch~~ It's you who are talking about!"

Cough cough... I was choked.

"Little Four Eyes! Why don't you go shit!!" I was furious.

Jump up suddenly, hold him down, put your hands on him~
wipe... wipe...

It's all those spicy sauces.

It's a pity~~ I only wiped it two or three times.

Xiao Si looked at the five paw prints on his clothes, frowned his pretty eyebrows, and stared at me stubbornly.

"You are dead!!"

He grabbed my clothes and wiped them~
555...

Several palm prints appeared on my white clothes immediately.

"Ahhhhhhhhh...I'm going to fight with you!"

Put your hand directly into the trouble juice, and then wipe it on the little four eyes with dripping spicy oil!

(End of this chapter)