Chapter 105.Sorry
The gazes of these people reminded me of how I became Zhao Yanyan's deskmate when I first started high school. These people thought I was a toad who wanted to eat swan meat, but later Zhao Yanyan became my wife, and these people had to accept the reality .

It's the same now, ever since I sat next to Chen Wei'er, they've been wanting to see me deflated, and finally got the chance, but the plot they expected didn't happen.

Just when I was proud, that Li Shaojie could no longer bear the anger in his heart and rushed over, pointed at me and shouted: "Boy, you dare to moles Chen Wei'er in public, do you think we don't exist?"

Both Chen Wei'er and I looked at this hero who stood up and acted bravely with a look of astonishment.

On the other hand, Li Shaojie clenched his fists, looking angrily at me, a scoundrel who flirts with Chen Weier, his teeth clenched tightly. If he had long hair, there would definitely be scenes like bursting into anger.

"I...I...haven't been caught by him...that..." Before I could speak, Chen Weier blushed and said first.Apparently she thought the word "molesting" was too indecent, so she replaced it with "that".

"Wei'er, you don't have to be afraid! Is this villain coercing you? It's okay, tell us, can we still be afraid of him with so many of us?" Li Shaojie said impassionedly.

"That's right! We definitely can't sit idly by!"

"We must not let the pervert succeed!"

"Yes! We are not afraid of him..."

People are afraid that someone will take the lead in fanning the flames, as long as there is one person who stands up to stir up trouble, there will be a group of people responding immediately.

Everyone will not let go of beating the dog in the water.

"I said the one in front of you, are you a world policeman or a cosmic superman? Even if I'm a hooligan, you don't need to stand up and point fingers?" I said contemptuously.

"It is the duty of every citizen to act bravely, don't you think so!?" Li Shaojie turned around and shouted to those supporters.

"Yes! We all support you!" said the people behind Li Shaojie.

"Are your hearts quite together at this time?" I asked wonderingly.It seems that this group should all be underestimating the enemy, so why are they fighting against each other now?

"Hmph! How are you? Are you scared? If you're scared, stay away from Chen Wei'er!" Li Shaojie said with hatred in his eyes.

"Hey——what's the matter with you students? Don't you want to participate in the winter camp? Just say so, and you can get out of the car now!" Han Bingfeng, who was dozing off in the co-pilot seat, also heard it at this time The abnormal gunpowder atmosphere in the car hurried over and reprimanded him.

"Director Han!" Seeing the dean coming, Li Shaojie said respectfully, not daring to be arrogant again.

"Hmph! Are you all good students? Are there any good students like you? It's great to be in the top ten? You can fight if you are in the top ten? Tell me what's going on!" Han Bingfeng stared. He glanced at Li Shaojie and said.

"This..." Li Shaojie didn't know how to speak, did he tell the dean that he was jealous of the person in front of him?
"Okay, don't make up excuses for me there, I don't have the time to listen. You guys have to do it on your own, or get out of the car right away!" Han Bingfeng didn't forget to give me a sideways glance when he said this.It means that a slap can't be slapped, and you should pay attention to me too!
"Understood, Director Han." Li Shaojie nodded hastily.

I was secretly angry in my heart, I'm taking advantage of this pervert.

Along the way, I chatted with Chen Weier under the disgusting eyes of Li Shaojie and others.

"Wei'er, let me tell you a joke!" I said with a laugh.

"I don't listen!" Chen Wei'er said subconsciously, because I told her a joke last time, the content was a little pornographic, the little girl immediately refused subconsciously when she heard that I wanted to tell her a joke.

"This time it's definitely a serious joke! I assure you to the old man Yama." I said with a vow.

"Puchi——" Chen Wei'er couldn't help laughing after hearing this: "You are so strange. Others swear to those gods. It's the first time I've heard that someone swears on the King of Hades!"

"Hehe! You don't understand this. The King of Hades is in charge of a person's life and death. If I swear on him, isn't it tantamount to swearing on my own life?" I explained.

In fact, I dare to swear on my brother Hades, I know he can't do anything to me.

If I involve other gods, it's no joke if I blame them.

"Oh, then tell me." Seeing that I was telling the truth, Chen Wei'er believed it.

"Once upon a time, there was a child who went to bed early and got up early, studied hard, and made progress every day..." At this point, I deliberately paused.

"What happened next?" Chen Wei'er listened halfway, anxious to know the result.

"And then died," I said.

"Dead? Why did he die?" Chen Weier asked strangely.

"Yeah, the joke is that once upon a time there was a child who went to bed early and got up early, studied hard, made progress every day, and then died." I said seriously.

"Heh...heh..., you are calling this a joke! Ha... ha..., there is no causal relationship at all, you are making me laugh." Chen Weier finally understood the meaning of the joke, and laughed wildly. trembling.

Cold jokes are not popular in this era, so I accidentally told what I saw on the Internet in my previous life.

The funny thing about this joke is not in its meaning, but in the "later died" twist, which has no causal relationship with the previous half sentence at all!

"Then are you still listening?" I said while the iron was hot.

It is actually so easy to please girls in this era, a few casual words can win a beautiful smile.Unlike a few years later when the Internet became popular, all the little girls were exercising like millennium ginseng, and they were old-fashioned.

"Well, then tell me another one! But I won't listen to what you said!" When Chen Weier said that, her face turned red and she hurriedly lowered her head.

"Hehe, good..." So I told Chen Weier the joke I heard in my previous life that the mouse married a bat for the child to become a pilot, and married a tortoise for the sake of the child. Covering his mouth, he kept laughing.Blame me on where I get so many weird jokes.

I knew that Li Shaojie was gnashing his teeth at me not far away, and Wei Er's other suitors were also getting angry.

But what does this have to do with me?

The car drove slowly towards the Xixingshan Ski Resort and stopped at the door of a hotel.

It seems that the school is really willing to spend money. A hotel of this level costs at least 300 yuan per standard room, and it is still the peak season for ski resorts!

"Get out of the car! Boys and girls form pairs, and two people share a room!" Han Bingfeng ordered us after getting off the car.

(End of this chapter)

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