The strongest dragon emperor system
Chapter 183 The Drunk Chapter is Harmful!
Chapter 183 Drunk talk is harmful!
Seeing that Sun Wukong gave Ao Kong a jar of Monkey King wine with pride, the Bull Demon King immediately looked at Ao Kong with envy, and then stared at Monkey King with very resentful eyes.
"Brother, do you want to have an altar for brother?"
Hearing the words of the Bull Demon King, Monkey King trembled all over, stared at the Bull Demon King like a thief, shook his head again and again and said: "No more, no more, I only have three altars in total, we are drinking one altar, and I gave Xiaokong one. altar, I have to keep another altar, there is no more!"
Hearing Sun Wukong's words, the Bull Demon King knew it was a dead end, and couldn't help but feel distressed for a while, and then saw that there was still half a jar of Monkey King wine next to him, his eyes lit up, and he had a bad idea.
However, Monkey King has been staring at him vigilantly. How can the Bull Demon King's expression change at this time, how can he hide from Monkey King's eyes?
Although Sun Wukong hadn't cultivated to have piercing eyes at this time, when Sun Wukong was born, he had two golden lights in his eyes, which shot at Doufu, and surprised the existence of the Jade Emperor. Can such a pair of eyes be simple?
"You can't take this altar with you!"
Seeing that Sun Wukong saw through his thoughts, the Bull Demon King smiled awkwardly.
Sun Wukong suddenly showed a smirk: "Of course you can drink it up here, that's your skill!"
"Oh? That's what you said!"
The Bull Demon King's eyes brightened.
"Of course!"
Monkey King nodded with a smirk.
"A gentleman's word!"
The Bull Demon King stared at a pair of big bull eyes, and shouted with Monkey King.
"Somersault clouds are hard to chase!"
Sun Wukong nodded with a serious face.
"puff!"
Seeing this scene, Ao Kong couldn't help laughing.
These two people were so funny, they came up with a "one word from a gentleman, it's hard to chase after somersaults".
That's right, for them, even a fairy horse in heaven is not fast, only a somersaulting cloud with a somersault of one hundred and eight thousand miles can be considered fast.
After the two made an agreement, the Bull Demon King suddenly seemed to go crazy, bowl after bowl, drinking continuously, Ao Kong was dumbfounded.
However, when there were only more than ten bowls, and less than twenty bowls, the Bull Demon King was already dizzy and fell on the table.
Seeing this scene, Monkey King scratched his ears and cheeks with a smile, and jumped up and down, very proud.
"Haha, stupid cow, my Monkey King wine is different. If he drank it slowly, he might not be able to finish the jar today. Now that he drank it so fast, he should only be as good as this. "
Seeing this scene, Ao Kong couldn't help but shed cold sweat.
Sure enough, it is very reasonable to say that monkeys are good at monkeys.
"Come on, Xiaokong, let's continue to drink, don't worry about that stupid cow, your strength is low now, this Monkey King wine is still very helpful to you."
low strength
Hearing Sun Wukong's words, the corners of Ao Kong's mouth twitched, thinking that he was invincible in the whirling battlefield, what kind of prestige is that?
As a result, it was said that the strength was low.
Well, Ao Kong admits that compared with Monkey King, he is really weak.
So Ao Kong stopped being hypocritical, and continued to drink with Monkey King directly.
Ao Kong will never have too many opportunities to improve his strength while drinking fine wine.
If possible, Ao Kong would like to shout, give me another shot at this opportunity!
And at this moment, Ao Yinling, who was beside Ao Kong, suddenly fell into Ao Kong's arms. Because she also drank a lot of wine, her delicate face was very crimson at this time, and she was so tender that she was about to drip water Generally, very cute.
At this time, Ao Yinling was in Ao Kong's arms, her small crystal mouth was slightly opened, exhaling fragrance non-stop, and at the same time murmured: "Xiao Kongkong, I like you!"
"Little Kongkong, you are good or bad!"
"Xiao Kongkong,."
Immediately, Ao Kong broke into a cold sweat, looking at Sun Wukong's half-smile eyes, Ao Kong felt that his embarrassment was about to commit a cancer.
"Xiaokong, yes."
Sun Wukong said with a smirk, "You are not bad, boy, I am optimistic about your expression."
It's hard to imagine how such a complicated expression appeared on that monkey face.
"Hehehe, brother monkey is not what you think."
Just when Ao Kong was about to explain, Ao Yinling started again.
"Little Kongkong, obviously I met you first!"
At this time, Ao Yinling's voice was very cute and sullen, and Ao Kong almost fell in love with Ao Yinling because of this voice.
Fortunately, Ao Kong kept chanting the mantra of pure heart, thinking of his own wives, and then suppressed the throbbing in his heart.
"Xiaokongkong~~, why do you always ignore me and go to provoke those vixens?"
At this time, Sun Wukong had an expression of enlightenment, and said: "Xiao Kong, I have to tell you about this, what's wrong with this little girl Ao Yinling, you just don't accept her?"
"I am"
Ao Kong was about to explain, but was interrupted by Monkey King.
"You have a few vixen's dragons, I know, I know, but so what, look at those demon kings, which one is not a concubine with thousands of concubines? What's more, you are a dragon, I have heard of dragons Sex is obscene."
Said, Monkey King smiled proudly, as if I understand you very well.
You know, you know what a fart, you are just a monkey, and you haven't settled your life's major events yet!
Ao Kong really wanted to yell like this, but in the end he held back, ignored Sun Wukong, and directly cast a small spell on Ao Yinling to make Ao Yinling sleep more peacefully and stop talking drunk.
Unexpectedly, just as Ao Yinling fell into a deep sleep here, the Bull Demon King muttered again on the other side.
"I'm miserable!"
The Bull Demon King said in a daze, crying on the table.
"That stinky bitch of my family has been married to me for so many years and still won't let me touch her!"
Ao Kong's eyes widened suddenly, his jaw almost dropped out of shock.
"I'm sorry, a shocking news broke out. The Iron Fan Princess won't let the Bull Demon King touch her?"
"Just don't let me touch it, and don't let me find other female fairies, it's really too miserable!"
The Bull Demon King probably was usually suffocated, but now he was crying so pitifully.
Seeing this, Ao Kong's heart moved, showing a smirk, and directly learned a photography technique from the system, and secretly recorded this scene.
"Hey, now I have a handle! Drunk talk is really harmful!"
Suddenly, Ao Kong felt a wave of magic power from Sun Wukong, and the two looked at each other, revealing a tacit smile.
This banquet went straight into the middle of the night, and by drinking the Monkey King wine, Ao Kong's strength was only a thin line away from the peak of Taiyi Xuanxian.
Ao Kong is very satisfied with this, not only his strength has improved, but also unexpected gains.
Ask for votes after the third watch!
(End of this chapter)
Seeing that Sun Wukong gave Ao Kong a jar of Monkey King wine with pride, the Bull Demon King immediately looked at Ao Kong with envy, and then stared at Monkey King with very resentful eyes.
"Brother, do you want to have an altar for brother?"
Hearing the words of the Bull Demon King, Monkey King trembled all over, stared at the Bull Demon King like a thief, shook his head again and again and said: "No more, no more, I only have three altars in total, we are drinking one altar, and I gave Xiaokong one. altar, I have to keep another altar, there is no more!"
Hearing Sun Wukong's words, the Bull Demon King knew it was a dead end, and couldn't help but feel distressed for a while, and then saw that there was still half a jar of Monkey King wine next to him, his eyes lit up, and he had a bad idea.
However, Monkey King has been staring at him vigilantly. How can the Bull Demon King's expression change at this time, how can he hide from Monkey King's eyes?
Although Sun Wukong hadn't cultivated to have piercing eyes at this time, when Sun Wukong was born, he had two golden lights in his eyes, which shot at Doufu, and surprised the existence of the Jade Emperor. Can such a pair of eyes be simple?
"You can't take this altar with you!"
Seeing that Sun Wukong saw through his thoughts, the Bull Demon King smiled awkwardly.
Sun Wukong suddenly showed a smirk: "Of course you can drink it up here, that's your skill!"
"Oh? That's what you said!"
The Bull Demon King's eyes brightened.
"Of course!"
Monkey King nodded with a smirk.
"A gentleman's word!"
The Bull Demon King stared at a pair of big bull eyes, and shouted with Monkey King.
"Somersault clouds are hard to chase!"
Sun Wukong nodded with a serious face.
"puff!"
Seeing this scene, Ao Kong couldn't help laughing.
These two people were so funny, they came up with a "one word from a gentleman, it's hard to chase after somersaults".
That's right, for them, even a fairy horse in heaven is not fast, only a somersaulting cloud with a somersault of one hundred and eight thousand miles can be considered fast.
After the two made an agreement, the Bull Demon King suddenly seemed to go crazy, bowl after bowl, drinking continuously, Ao Kong was dumbfounded.
However, when there were only more than ten bowls, and less than twenty bowls, the Bull Demon King was already dizzy and fell on the table.
Seeing this scene, Monkey King scratched his ears and cheeks with a smile, and jumped up and down, very proud.
"Haha, stupid cow, my Monkey King wine is different. If he drank it slowly, he might not be able to finish the jar today. Now that he drank it so fast, he should only be as good as this. "
Seeing this scene, Ao Kong couldn't help but shed cold sweat.
Sure enough, it is very reasonable to say that monkeys are good at monkeys.
"Come on, Xiaokong, let's continue to drink, don't worry about that stupid cow, your strength is low now, this Monkey King wine is still very helpful to you."
low strength
Hearing Sun Wukong's words, the corners of Ao Kong's mouth twitched, thinking that he was invincible in the whirling battlefield, what kind of prestige is that?
As a result, it was said that the strength was low.
Well, Ao Kong admits that compared with Monkey King, he is really weak.
So Ao Kong stopped being hypocritical, and continued to drink with Monkey King directly.
Ao Kong will never have too many opportunities to improve his strength while drinking fine wine.
If possible, Ao Kong would like to shout, give me another shot at this opportunity!
And at this moment, Ao Yinling, who was beside Ao Kong, suddenly fell into Ao Kong's arms. Because she also drank a lot of wine, her delicate face was very crimson at this time, and she was so tender that she was about to drip water Generally, very cute.
At this time, Ao Yinling was in Ao Kong's arms, her small crystal mouth was slightly opened, exhaling fragrance non-stop, and at the same time murmured: "Xiao Kongkong, I like you!"
"Little Kongkong, you are good or bad!"
"Xiao Kongkong,."
Immediately, Ao Kong broke into a cold sweat, looking at Sun Wukong's half-smile eyes, Ao Kong felt that his embarrassment was about to commit a cancer.
"Xiaokong, yes."
Sun Wukong said with a smirk, "You are not bad, boy, I am optimistic about your expression."
It's hard to imagine how such a complicated expression appeared on that monkey face.
"Hehehe, brother monkey is not what you think."
Just when Ao Kong was about to explain, Ao Yinling started again.
"Little Kongkong, obviously I met you first!"
At this time, Ao Yinling's voice was very cute and sullen, and Ao Kong almost fell in love with Ao Yinling because of this voice.
Fortunately, Ao Kong kept chanting the mantra of pure heart, thinking of his own wives, and then suppressed the throbbing in his heart.
"Xiaokongkong~~, why do you always ignore me and go to provoke those vixens?"
At this time, Sun Wukong had an expression of enlightenment, and said: "Xiao Kong, I have to tell you about this, what's wrong with this little girl Ao Yinling, you just don't accept her?"
"I am"
Ao Kong was about to explain, but was interrupted by Monkey King.
"You have a few vixen's dragons, I know, I know, but so what, look at those demon kings, which one is not a concubine with thousands of concubines? What's more, you are a dragon, I have heard of dragons Sex is obscene."
Said, Monkey King smiled proudly, as if I understand you very well.
You know, you know what a fart, you are just a monkey, and you haven't settled your life's major events yet!
Ao Kong really wanted to yell like this, but in the end he held back, ignored Sun Wukong, and directly cast a small spell on Ao Yinling to make Ao Yinling sleep more peacefully and stop talking drunk.
Unexpectedly, just as Ao Yinling fell into a deep sleep here, the Bull Demon King muttered again on the other side.
"I'm miserable!"
The Bull Demon King said in a daze, crying on the table.
"That stinky bitch of my family has been married to me for so many years and still won't let me touch her!"
Ao Kong's eyes widened suddenly, his jaw almost dropped out of shock.
"I'm sorry, a shocking news broke out. The Iron Fan Princess won't let the Bull Demon King touch her?"
"Just don't let me touch it, and don't let me find other female fairies, it's really too miserable!"
The Bull Demon King probably was usually suffocated, but now he was crying so pitifully.
Seeing this, Ao Kong's heart moved, showing a smirk, and directly learned a photography technique from the system, and secretly recorded this scene.
"Hey, now I have a handle! Drunk talk is really harmful!"
Suddenly, Ao Kong felt a wave of magic power from Sun Wukong, and the two looked at each other, revealing a tacit smile.
This banquet went straight into the middle of the night, and by drinking the Monkey King wine, Ao Kong's strength was only a thin line away from the peak of Taiyi Xuanxian.
Ao Kong is very satisfied with this, not only his strength has improved, but also unexpected gains.
Ask for votes after the third watch!
(End of this chapter)
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