Lovely wife like clouds

Chapter 91 The old maniac

Beibei was also looking at the plaque, and she said in a childish voice, "Dad, this plaque is about to fall off, let's run quickly, or we will be smashed."

As soon as she heard her unhurried words, a gust of wind fell down. Han Ye took two steps back with one in each hand.

With a bang, dust flew up, and the wooden plaque fell to several people's feet in pieces.

"Cough, cough, cough." The three of them were choking on the dust.

After the dust cleared, Han Ye looked down at the broken plaque under his feet.

"Anonymous view."

Three crooked engraved characters in seal script came into view.

"What a strange name." Han Ye whispered.

Beibei looked at the three words with her head tilted, thought for a while and then said, "I know what this place is."

Han Ye and Wu Yue looked at her at the same time, and Beibei said in a childlike voice, "This is a Taoist temple, and a Taoist temple is a place where Taoist priests practice. It enshrines the Taoist Sanqing, namely: the original Tianzun, the Lingbao Tianzun and the Taoist Tianzun."

The two listened in a blur, Wu Yue asked suspiciously, "Is it Lao Tzu's Taoism?"

Beibei smiled sweetly and continued to explain, "Taoism is a religion, just like Buddhism. Taoism originated in the land of China with a long history. Since the prehistoric era, human beings first began to seek the protection of nature, and then believed that all things have animism.

This is the first theory that appeared before the formation of religion by primitive humans, which led to the belief in nature, the soul, and the ancestors, until it gradually evolved into the unity of ancestors and gods in the river of history, and became the supreme belief in the sky. Beliefs, the embryonic form of all kinds of supreme gods in later generations.

Taoism is nothingness, the root of good fortune, and the foundation of gods. It is mysterious and mysterious, and cannot be expressed in any language.

Moreover, Taoism is a polytheism that worships many gods. It has a distinctive religious form.There are nine main teachings, namely respecting the Tao and virtue, immortality and life, tranquility and few desires, natural inaction, weakness and non-competition, returning to simplicity, unity of heaven and man, bearing responsibility of heaven, and dual cultivation of life and life.

The ultimate state of cultivation for all Taoist disciples is to achieve Taoism and become an immortal, to be among the immortals, to shine with the sun and the moon, and to be immortal. "

It’s okay if there is no explanation, but once the explanation is made, the two of them will feel inseparable. Han Ye has lived abroad since he was a child, and he has more contact with Western mythology. According to records, the characters in those myths are also immortal. , let’s not mention the characters in the mythology, let’s just say that vampires are also immortal creatures.

This eastern Taoist priest is probably exactly the same as some Western spiritual cultivators. They all aspire to obtain an immortal body and eternal life through long-term practice.It's just that in his opinion, the endless continuation of life may not be a good thing, at least he can read the taste of loneliness in Sanates' eyes.

Thinking of this, Han Ye looked at Beibei again, feeling distressed in his heart. If she was also a vampire, wouldn't she also want to live forever? At that time, they would have turned into a pile of dust, who would pamper her unscrupulously? she?
Wu Yue first digested Beibei's bible words, and then asked in surprise, "How do you know these things?"

Han Ye was taken aback for a moment, thinking that he was done. Just now, he forgot that there was Wu Yue beside him when he was curious about the first Taoism. What excuses do he have to find to deceive Wu Yue?
It seemed that Beibei didn't have Han Ye's troubles. She raised her chin triumphantly and said, "My baby is a child prodigy. She has a photographic memory. Everything I've seen or heard will never be forgotten."

Wu Yue was dumbstruck when she heard this explanation, and after a few seconds she gave Bei Bei a thumbs up, "You are simply a genius."

Beibei's proud tail turned up again, and she gave Han Ye a look of "I'm smart."

Han Yemo, such a stinky girl.

The three of them climbed up the steps, and the two broken doors of the Taoist temple were ajar. Han Ye stretched out his hand to push, and there was a creaking sound, which sounded like the sound in a horror movie.Pushing open the door of the Taoist temple, the whole scene of the Taoist temple fell into the eyes. The three of them looked at each other with a pair of eyes that had been expected. Looking at the appearance of the Taoist temple, one could guess that the inside must be dilapidated.

This is indeed the case, even to describe it as dirty and messy is not very appropriate.On the high platform in the temple, the Daoist Sanqing who was supposed to be enshrined has gone somewhere, leaving only three round platforms.If it weren't for the broken plaque, who would know that this place used to be a Taoist temple?

"Guess, did the original Taoist priests here fly to the sky and become immortals? That's why there is no one to take care of it, and it looks like this." Han Ye suddenly asked the two people around him mischievously.

Wu Yue rolled her eyes at him, with a less superstitious expression.Beibei looked pensive, then nodded seriously, "Maybe."

Wu Yue was defeated, the father and daughter were superstitious.

"Daoist Sanqing, which little bastard did it? How dare you take down the watch card of the Taoist while the Taoist is not there, and when the Taoist makes a calculation, he will definitely tear down the tiles of your house."

A mid-air and slightly thick angry voice came from outside the door. The three of them were startled, and before turning their heads, they heard the voice again, "It turned out that you three ignorant children did it, so brave, Daoist!" He even dared to break into the ground, and even tore down the Daoist's watch card, to see if the Daoist won't smash you."

The three of them turned around sharply, their eyes met, and they were all taken aback.Han Ye felt that his eyes suddenly fell into a strange old man with a white beard like silver. The white beard covered his cheeks was at least a hundred years old, but he didn't have the appearance of an old man, let alone age. Things are getting high.

On the contrary, this disheveled attire looks much younger, and that Taoist robe has not been washed for some time, not to mention dirty and wrinkled, and it is also tattered, with a hole in the east and a rotten corner in the west. Yes, he looks like an old guy who bluffs and cheats in the name of some kind of worldly expert, if he takes off his Taoist robe, he looks more like a beggar squatting on the street to beg for food.

The strange old man's eyes were shining with little stars, like a beggar who was excited when he saw the money in the bowl, Han Ye secretly yelled, could it be that the strange old man became lustful when he saw Wu Yue's beauty?
Just as he was making this guess in his mind, he saw the strange old man rushing towards Wu Yue. Han Ye pulled Wu Yue up, slipped his foot, and blocked Wu Yue sideways.Unexpectedly, this strange old man didn't come to Wu Yue at all.

Damn, it's Beibei.

Han Ye realized that he had made a mistake in his judgment, and when he lifted his foot to hug Beibei, he was already one step too late to blame the old man, but seeing that the old man held Beibei high in his hand, he glanced up and down, left and right with excited eyes. Beibei, that vision is like radiating light, it seems that under his sight, he can see through everything about Beibei.Immediately afterwards, he laughed loudly, "Hahaha, the innate spiritual root, the innate spiritual root, can be regarded as being found by the Taoist, you little doll can be easily found by the Taoist, unexpectedly, the Taoist found it You are more than 200 years old, huh? You are really not like an ordinary doll, with awe-inspiring talent, and you are born with three-point mana, hahaha."

Hearing his crazy words and talking nonsense, Han Ye yelled, "Let her go, you crazy old man."

The strange old man finally recovered from his excitement after being shouted loudly. He looked at Han Ye and asked, "Is this girl your daughter?"

"Is it mine or yours?" Han Ye asked coldly.

Hearing Han Ye's hostile words, the crazy old man smiled instead of anger, "Haha, it's just yours. The Taoist priest wants this girl, so go back and have another one."

Han Ye snorted coldly, "It's easy to say, you crazy old man. I don't know how much sperm wasted to conceive a baby. Damn, do you think a child grows on a tree? I want to pick a few, pick a few, Stop talking nonsense, if you want the child, you can give birth to it yourself, and return the little master's treasure."

Wu Yue's face turned red when she heard Han Ye's words.

"Don't talk nonsense, bastard. Daoist is devoted to Taoism, how can you do such common things." The crazy old man scolded, shaking his silvery white beard.Beibei was very amused when he saw it, so he couldn't help pulling it with his hands.

"Oh, baby girl, you can't talk about it." The crazy old man ouched, and pulled his white beard. Beibei stuck out his tongue mischievously, and began to look for other interesting things on him. Pay attention to the rivalry between these two.

It must be known that no one has dared to call Han Ye boy so far, and I was quite upset when I heard it at first. The young master is not a young boy of seventeen or eighteen years old, a haze flashed in his eyes, and he said sarcastically, "It's a pious thing to say, what do you do now?" This matter of robbing other people's children is a matter of Taoism?"

The crazy old man raised his beard, and the flashing haze could not escape his eyes. Just at that moment, he felt a weird dark breath, which disappeared before he could catch it. There is no difference.I was puzzled, but I had to settle the matter of the girl first, so I persuaded in a deep voice, "Boy, since this girl was reincarnated under your knees, you also have a fate, but you don't know that this fate will be exhausted today, girl Innate spiritual roots, Daoist wants to accept her as an apprentice and convert her to immortality, since you are her father, how can you do anything to hinder her path to immortality?"

"I'll go to your road of cultivating immortality, crazy old man, give me back my daughter." Han Ye's cold voice hadn't finished before he strode forward.

The crazy old man smiled lightly, as if mocking, flicked his fingers, and a ray of golden light shot at Han Ye. Han Ye didn't feel anything wrong, but his whole body couldn't move at all.

"Smelly old man, don't bully my father." Bei Bei shouted coquettishly, and with the same flick of his fingers, Han Ye was able to move again in an instant.

"Haha, okay, okay, it took no effort to undo Master Dao's body-fixing curse, and the girl's cultivation is not shallow." The crazy old man started to go crazy again.

Beibei frowned and said displeasedly, "Put me down, anyone who bullies my father is a bad person."

The crazy old man stopped laughing and said, "Master Dao didn't bully your father, it was this kid who wanted to rob you first."

Wu Yue couldn't help being a little nervous, she ran up to Han Ye and whispered, "This old man is probably insane, should we call the police?"

Han Ye also felt that he was crazy at first, but just now he stopped himself with a flick of his fingers, which seemed to be the same as Beibei's magic that can seal other people's mouths, so he had to be convinced. The crazy old man is by no means a simple person. As for why he can also use magic, could it be that there is such a thing as cultivating immortals and dharma in this world?
Strange things happen every year, especially this year. It’s fine if you find a money-losing girl who knows magic, but now you meet a crazy old man, can there be more strange things?
Thinking of this, Han Yechao Wuyue shook his head slightly, and said to the crazy old man, "I heard that for practitioners, everything depends on fate. Isn’t the key to being able to do it for decades is fate? I don’t know if the old Taoist agrees with my humble opinion?”

When the crazy old man heard that Han Ye's tone was modest and his words were quite reasonable, he nodded and praised with a smile on his face, "The boy has a good understanding, and this is where the mystery lies."

Comprehension, your uncle, if it wasn’t for the fact that my young master couldn’t beat you, so I went to punch you in the morning and smashed your old bones, who would still be here playing word games with you? Apprentice should also pay attention to your love and my wish? Can't you force it?"

"That's natural, how can a twisted melon be sweet?" The crazy old man said it smoothly.

Han Ye held back his laughter, hummed, and asked Beibei, "Beibei, tell this old man with a white beard, would you like to be his apprentice?"

Beibei shook her head without hesitation, "I don't want it. Those who bully Dad are bad people. Baby, don't be the apprentice of bad people, it will turn bad."

Han Ye nodded and said to the crazy old man, "Look, Beibei doesn't want to be your apprentice, so you don't need to force it?"

The crazy old man stared with tiger eyes, raised his white beard, and said angrily, "What a boy, you actually dug a hole and asked the Taoist to jump."

Han Ye pursed his lips and smiled, looking at him like I didn't force you.

Unexpectedly, the crazy old man turned his face, and said in the tone of a rascal old man, "Hmph, Master Dao, I have lived for so long but I have never played a card according to common sense. Today, this girl is willing to be the best, and if she doesn't want to, she can't." It doesn't matter, wait until Taoist accepts him as an apprentice first."

"Smelly old man, I don't want to be your apprentice. You stink to death. Let me go, let me go." Beibei flopped around in his arms, grabbing the crazy old man's white beard with two small hands. pulled up.

"Oh, girl, please stop, you can't pull your beard, you can't pull it, ouch." The crazy old man yelled in pain, his hands fell out of his arms, and Han Ye strode forward to pick it up. Stopping Beibei, he stepped back a few steps away from the crazy old man.

"Let's go." Han Ye stepped out of the Taoist temple while holding Beibei in his arms to stop Wu Yue.

The crazy old man held his chin and shouted, "Don't go, wait for the Daoist." He was about to chase after him, but he stopped in his tracks, "I almost forgot, the Daoist still has some treasures!" He had already pinched a spell and appeared in the top attic of the Taoist temple in the blink of an eye.

The attic was also a mess, with all kinds of sundries lying here and there, the crazy old man plunged into it, and the sky was full of dust.

Not long after, the crazy old man flew down from the attic, and happened to step on his viewing card, with a few clicks, the viewing card was almost shattered by his stepping on it, and the crazy old man jumped away with a wow, shouting, " Daoist Sanqing is above, the disciple definitely did not do it intentionally, so don't blame it, don't blame it."

After finishing speaking, he waved his sleeves, and all the shattered temple cards flew into the Taoist temple. The crazy old man took out a yellow talisman from his pocket, pinched it between his fingers, and said softly, "Go."

The yellow talisman flew in response to the sound, flew straight to the top of the temple, and stuck firmly to it.

The crazy old man chuckled, "You won't be able to blow down the Taoist temple even if you let it rain and thunder."

After the words fell, he made another formula, and when he said go, his body rose into the air and flew towards the direction where Han Ye and the others left.

However, Han Ye and Wu Yue returned the same way with Beibei striding forward. Wu Yue was afraid that the crazy old man would follow them, so she would look back from time to time while walking, and she didn't see the crazy old man when she walked all the way back to the parking place, so she couldn't help but relax. He said in a tone, "I'm exhausted, luckily I didn't follow, let's go quickly, that lunatic is seriously ill, don't chase him any more."

As soon as Wu Yue finished speaking, Han Ye felt a gust of wind blowing in the air before Han Ye had time to speak. Han Ye pressed Wu Yue's head down and bent down himself.I just felt something flying across my head, and there was a bang, and there was an angry curse, "Grandson, you fell to the death of Daoist."

Wu Yue raised her head and said in horror, "It's you lunatic again?"

"The stinky old man hit daddy's car, oh, the car is smelly from you, baby, hurry up and hide." Beibei exaggeratedly pinched her little nose and shouted, then plunged into the car to hide.

"You get in the car too." Han Ye said to Wu Yue.

Wu Yue looked at the crazy old man uneasily, opened the door and got in the car, Beibei crawled into Wu Yue's arms, looking like she wanted to peek but was a little scared.

Han Ye looked coldly at the crazy old man on the roof of the car. He was already sitting cross-legged, with more dust on his face than before. He was carrying a sword on his shoulder. Looking at the old scabbard, he knew it was definitely not a good sword. , There was still a dirty bag on the broken sword, and I don't know if it was wrapped with a dirty and dirty Taoist robe.

"Hey, boy, the Dao master has identified the girl doll, I will follow you wherever you go." The crazy old man said with a rascal face.

Damn, Ling Fei said this before, and now the crazy old man says he wants to follow him, young master, do I look like a follower?

"What's your dao name?" Han Ye asked calmly without getting angry with him.

"Dao name?" The crazy old man scratched his head in trouble, muttered for a while before sighing, "Hey, I have lived for too long, and I always forget things. Do you ask me this Dao name? I thought about it and didn't think about it, that's all, left and right are just a title, you can call Master Dao a nameless son."

After saying that, he started scratching his head again, muttering at the corner of his mouth: What was Daoist's name before?

(End of this chapter)