The reborn sweet wife is fierce and cute

Chapter 87 Telling Jokes

The content of the military training is boring, but it will not continue from morning to night. The instructors will always seize the opportunity. Before the limit of this group of proud sons of heaven is reached, they will always let everyone take a rest on the spot, or have a relaxing activity, etc. .

Relaxation activities generally include: learning to sing military songs, beating drums and passing flowers, and other traditional military camp items.

Although the method of activities was uninspired, a group of student soldiers had a good time, especially when the male soldiers and female soldiers played together.

This day, Wan Chuer and the other female platoon rested together with the other male platoon. The instructors of the two platoons discussed it, found a shady place, and started to engage in social activities again - beating drums and passing flowers.

Drumming and passing flowers means that one person beats the drums, and the rest of the participants pass the flowers. The drums stop and the flowers stop, and the bouquet performers perform.

Under the intentional booing of the boys, the girl's side became the hardest hit area for bouquets.

When Ma Tianjiao was caught, she sang a song flamboyantly and confidently, which immediately attracted the sound of whistles and howling wolves from the boys.

"Boom boom boom——"

The drums sounded again, and the passing of flowers continued.

As soon as Wan Chu'er got the flowers, the drumming stopped. She paused, thinking about whether she should tell a joke, or just do twenty push-ups in public.

Those who can't perform, everyone agrees to use twenty push-ups instead.

Before Wan Chuer could make a decision, the boy on the opposite side had already started chirping, "My heart is waiting, yes, I am waiting, my heart is waiting, waiting"

Ma Tianjiao in the back row gave a "puchi" laugh, and whispered to Lin Yufei next to her, "Wan Chuer must be doing push-ups, she is so strong."

Big sister!
Wan Chu'er complained silently in her heart, this Ma Tianjiao seemed to be out of character with her.

Under the booing of the boy opposite, Wan Chu'er stood up and walked slowly to the open space in the middle.

"Report to the instructor, I will tell you a joke."

"it is good."

Wan Chu'er was not the first to tell a joke, everyone just looked at her with a smile as it was another badly told joke.

"The rooster was on a business trip for a month, and when he came back, he heard that the quails were always coming to play with the hen! The rooster began to suspect the hen. Sure enough, within two days, the hen laid a quail egg, and the rooster was furious! The hen was in a hurry Explain "Damn, it's premature! ""

The college students in [-] were relatively simple. They didn't understand at first, but after about ten seconds, everyone figured it out. The boys burst into laughter immediately, and the girls, although reserved, laughed too. .

When Wan Chu'er was working in a small factory in the south in her previous life, she heard a lot of jokes like this. She heard a lot of them, so she memorized some of them.

After laughing, the boy felt that the girl Wan Chuer was not only pretty, but also told a joke with a serious face, which made everyone laugh so hard, so someone booed, "One more, one more——"

Wan Chu'er didn't even look at those people, and went back to her seat directly, saying that she would only perform one show.

In the following drumming and flower passing, under the deliberate arrangement of those bad boys, Wan Chuer received two more flower bouquets.

These two times, Wan Chu'er did not go as they expected. After receiving the pass, she didn't say anything, and went out without panting. She finished twenty push-ups in one go, and shocked a group of people again.

It's time for a break, and the instructor started training again, regardless of everyone's crying and howling.

The joke Wan Chuer told quickly spread in the barracks, and when it reached Jiang Kechu's ears, when he learned that it came from Wan Chuer, he didn't move for a long time.

I heard that Wan Shiguo is also a humorous person. Does this mean that like a father, like a daughter?But this daughter seems to be a little crooked.

I knew that this girl was not a safe person, but she could come up with such a joke.

Among the bitterness and joy, the one-month military training ended soon.

After taking off their military uniforms, they returned to the campus of the First Academy.

"Hey, why am I tanned so much?"

In the dormitory, Lin Yufei and Ma Tianjiao looked in the mirror, looked at their tanned skin, and complained again and again.

Maggie is packing up her things and planning to go home. Tomorrow is Saturday and she can stay at home for two days. When she heard Lin Yufei's words, she thought of Wan Chuer's fair skin and said with a smile:
"Chu'er, I really envy you. There are four people in our dormitory, and you are the only one who doesn't get tanned."

After a month of military training, Maggie now likes Wan Chu'er very much. She thinks she is straightforward and unpretentious, and has a particularly good physical fitness.

When the army had a [-]-kilometer off-road cross-country, everyone was exhausted and paralyzed when they reached the finish line, but Wan Chuer couldn't even breathe heavily, which made her very admired.

Wan Chu'er smiled and said, "I should apply sunscreen thickly."

In fact, her skin is as white as Bai Zhixie, no matter how much sun is exposed to it, it will not turn dark. If it is severely tanned, it will only cause redness or even peeling of the skin, but it will not turn dark.

When Ma Tianjiao heard this, she rolled her eyes and curled her lips. This military training, Wan Chu'er was quite the showman, which made Ma Tianjiao very jealous.

Lin Yufei, who was next to her, saw Ma Tianjiao's strange appearance, bumped her with her arm, then turned around to pack her luggage, she also wanted to go home.

From the mirror, Ma Tianjiao looked at Maggie and Lin Yufei who were busy packing their luggage, and then at Wan Chuer who was sitting on the bed reading a book. She rolled her eyes and said with a fake smile:
"Wan Chu'er, the three of us will leave the dormitory and go home in a while. You have to take care of our dormitory. My notebook and everything are all in the dormitory. If you lose it, you probably won't be able to afford it."

Upon hearing Ma Tianjiao's words, Maggie frowned first, and said, "Ma Tianjiao, if you're afraid of losing it, take it with you."

Ma Tianjiao said angrily: "Isn't Wan Chu'er in the dormitory? There is such a big living man guarding the door, how could he lose it, unless it was guarding himself."

Wan Chu'er said coldly: "I'll be leaving in a while, I won't be in the dormitory on weekends, so you should take it with you."

"Isn't your family in Province S? Where are you going on weekends?" Ma Tianjiao asked with a smile, but she looked suspicious.

Maggie said kindly: "Chu'er, if you have nowhere to go, you can go home with me. Our house is big, and my parents like me to bring my classmates back."

Faced with Maggie's kindness, Wan Chu'er smiled and said, "Thank you, I have a home to return to in the capital."

"I don't know if it's true or not." Ma Tianjiao sneered.

Lin Yufei asked curiously, "Chu'er, where is your home?"

Wan Chuer mentioned the approximate location of the community, and Lin Yufei immediately exclaimed:

"Wow, your house is actually there. That community was only built in the past two years, and I heard that the house type is very good."

Ma Tianjiao gave a strange laugh, "It's not her family, it should be some relative's family, alas, the emperor has several poor relatives."

Seeing Ma Tianjiao like this, Wan Chu'er couldn't bear it anymore, and became angry. She threw the book in her hand on the ground, making a "pop" sound.

The other three people in the dormitory were taken aback.

　Happy New Year's Day~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)