Unlimited Survival

Chapter 2458 I really can't move it!

Seeing Ling Yi's actions, the members of the Great God team on the Millennium Falcon all gasped.

"Ling Yi! Are you crazy?" Angelina shouted through the team badge communicator.

Ling Yi blocked the messy voices in the team emblem communicator, and stuck the sword of Ashcandi Brotherhood in his hand on the ground.

Thanos old farmer looked at Ling Yi with horror on his face, not knowing what Ling Yi wanted to do.

"What kind of soup are you cooking?"

"Titan, Titan fruit soup." Thanos old farmer replied cautiously.

"tasty?"

"Barely enough."

"Give me a bowl to taste." Ling Yi sat down.

Thanos old farmer froze in place, wondering if Ling Yi was joking.

Ling Yi patted the table, "What? You won't even give me your soup?"

Thanos old farmer said quickly: "No, no, I'm afraid that my soup is too lowly and not worthy for you to drink for a strong man, but if you really want a strong man, then I will serve you a bowl."

Saying that, Thanos quickly took out the bowl and spoon, and served Ling Yi a bowl respectfully.

Ling Yi sniffed it, then took a sip, frowned slightly, "It's a bit bitter."

Thanos old farmer said with a wry smile: "It's not bad to be able to grow it on the wasteland, how dare you ask for extravagant taste."

Ling Yi stopped talking, and drank the titan fruit soup one gulp at a time.

During the whole process, Thanos old farmer stood aside cautiously, not daring to take a breath.

Ling Yi finished the whole soup, and then burped in satisfaction.

"The strong man..."

"Don't call me a strong man." Ling Yi frowned and said, "Call me... Tianzun!"

Thanos was taken aback, "Tian, ​​Tianzun?"

"That's right, Lao Tzu is the Supreme Heavenly Venerable." Ling Yi said confidently.

He is really not bragging, he is really the Supreme Heavenly Venerable, which has been certified by the Elders Council Gao Tianzun and collectors.

Thanos hurriedly bowed and said: "The villain doesn't know that the Supreme Heavenly Lord is here, so please forgive me."

Ling Yi pointed to the sword of Ashcandi Brotherhood on the ground and said, "My sword is right in your hand, why didn't you just pull it out and cut me?"

Thanos quickly said: "How dare I? I'm just an old farmer struggling to survive in the wasteland! After today, maybe there will be no tomorrow. How dare I kill Tianzun you?"

Ling Yi nodded slightly, "It seems that you are indeed just an old farmer. But in fact, in this world, you should be a majestic and fearsome existence."

Thanos smiled wryly and said: "Tianzun, the person you are talking about is definitely not me. I am a leaky person who is afraid of people when I see people."

Ling Yi smiled faintly, and didn't explain anything to Thanos.

Obviously, the main god of the system modified Thanos' attributes to become an unarmed old farmer, so that no matter who it is, he can kill Thanos instantly.

And the price of Thanos' death is the end of the main line of the Marvel Universe.

Thanos must die, but not in "Avengers 3: Infinity War", but only in "Avengers 4: Endgame"!
Therefore, although the system did not prompt the victory conditions for this plot, Ling Yi can guess it!
That is, protect Farmer Thanos, capture six Infinity Stones, and defeat the Avengers!
I rely on!Now you have to be the big villain!

Lord System God, you are really insidious!
Ling Yi smiled coldly.

"Thanos, be my little brother."

"Ah?" Thanos' eyes widened, and he looked at Ling Yi in disbelief.

"I said, be my little brother!" Ling Yi frowned and shouted.

Thanos quickly said: "Tianzun! I'm just a farmer! I don't know anything except planting and watering!"

Ling Yi said coldly: "It's okay, you don't need to know anything, I'll help you capture the entire universe."

Thanos said in a dilemma: "But I don't want to take over the entire universe, I only care about whether I can still have soup tomorrow."

Ling Yi laughed and said, "Having seized the entire universe, you can drink whatever soup you want!"

Thanos said in surprise: "Can I... drink broth? The kind with a lot of meat?"

Ling Yi smiled and said, "Of course!"

Thanos immediately plopped and knelt down on the ground, "My God is above, please accept my little brother's worship!"

Ling Yi smiled and said: "Good boy, just clean up and come with me."

"Hey! I'll clean it up now!" Thanos stood up and rushed to the back room. He stopped when he reached the door of the back room, "Tianzun, do you still eat the soup in the pot? If you don't want to eat it, I will pack it Take it away, don't waste it."

"Don't eat, don't eat. Alas." Ling Yi held his forehead and sighed long.

It's so difficult to take such a little brother who only wants to eat to conquer the entire universe...

After a while, Thanos happily set off with Ling Yi with clothes, bedding, pots and pans.

After turning over the mountain of ruins, Thanos saw the Millennium Falcon.

"Wow! Tianzun! Is this your spaceship? It's so beautiful! Tianzun, you are so powerful! You actually have a spaceship! I believe that following you, you will be able to conquer the entire universe and drink the broth! Thanos said excitedly.

Ling Yi said helplessly: "Look at you who have never seen the world! You can conquer the universe with a spaceship? Do you think the universe is your family's rotten field?"

Thanos smiled awkwardly, "I'm sorry Tianzun, I was wrong."

Ling Yi said coldly: "Remember! If you want to conquer the universe, you don't rely on this spaceship! You rely on me!"

Ling Yi patted his chest.

Thanos was stunned, and then complimented: "That's right! That's right! Tianzun stepped out, and the universe can be wiped out in an instant, and you can drink the broth!"

Zi Lan frowned and gave Thanos a white look, "Ling Yi, are you sure you want to take this guy with you?"

Ling Yi smiled wryly and said, "Otherwise? Kill him, and our Marvel Universe main line will end again. If we can't get through the Marvel Universe, our own upgrades, as well as the upgrades of the enchantment, will be restricted."

Zilan nodded slightly, "This move of the system master god is really sinister. He wants us to abolish our martial arts."

Ling Yi smiled and said, "Zi Lan, are you ready to be the villain?"

Zilan smiled and said: "It seems that this is the only way to go. What should we do first?"

Ling Yi smiled, "Infinity gems—the infinity gems are the key to our victory. We must get all six infinity gems together."

Zilan then analyzed: "The space gem should be where Thor is now, the power gem should be where Xandar, the etheric reality gem should be with the collector, and the other gems should be on the earth. Where do we start now? "

Ling Yi said: "According to the timeline, Thor's homeland, Asgard Asgard, has just experienced the twilight of the gods. They should be heading towards the earth in a starship, preparing to settle on the earth. We Intercept them first, take down the space gem, with the space gem of the Rubik's Cube, it will be much more convenient for us to go to all parts of the universe."

"Okay!" Zi Lan then turned back and said to Tan Ya: "Tan Ya, adjust the course and intercept Thor's starship!"

"Yes!"

"Also, Jia Mayun!" Zilan ordered: "Get this uncle Zishu a piece of meat to eat!"

When Thanos heard this, he said excitedly: "My God! You can eat meat just after joining the group! My God! I, Sanas, will be loyal to Tianzun from now on! If I break this oath, I will be wiped out!"

Ling Yi sighed, "Thanos, don't set the flag lightly."

In "Avengers 4: Endgame", Thanos died twice, once his head was cut off by Thor Thor, and once he was snapped by Iron Man and wiped out.

Of course, Thanos didn't know this. In short, he was already very happy now that he had meat to eat.

Seeing Thanos eating meat, Jia Mayun said in disbelief: "This Thanos is like a refugee, he doesn't look like the strongest villain."

Ling Yi said with a faint smile: "Not now, that's because the main god changed his attributes. When "Avengers 4" comes, he will be modified by the main god to be hopelessly powerful."

Upon hearing this, Jia Mayun snatched the meat from Thanos' mouth.

Thanos looked at Jia Mayun anxiously, not knowing what mistake he had made.

Jia Mayun frowned and said: "Thanos, listen, I am your brother of Tianzun, and I can be regarded as one of your eldest brothers. You have to promise that you will never beat me in the future. If you don't promise, then I won't give you food." Meat!"

Thanos said again and again: "I promise! I promise! If I dare to hit Brother Jia Mayun, I, Thanos, will be beheaded!"

Jia Mayun sighed faintly, "It's over, it means that when "Avengers 4" comes, you will definitely hit me."

"I will definitely not fight!" Thanos stared at the delicious meat, and was about to cry.

Ling Yi waved his hand and said, "Okay, this is beyond his control, return the meat to him."

Jia Mayun snorted, and then returned the meat to Thanos, who continued to eat happily.

The Millennium Falcon took off and headed toward Earth.

At this time, Thor, the god of thunder, is taking his own people to the earth in dozens of spaceships.

The Asgard Asgard has been destroyed, and the rainbow bridge leading to the Nine Barriers has also been destroyed. The Asgard people have lost their divine power, so they can only leave the ruins of Asgard and go to the earth to seek refuge and survive.

Thor's heart is very heavy.

He lost an eye, and also the Mjolmir Hammer.

However, he is fortunate that his friends are still alive - Loki the evil god, Hulk the Hulk, and Heimdall the door god.

As for the Valkyrie, Valkyrie arrived on Earth ahead of schedule, found a no-man's land in Northern Europe, and waited for Thor's arrival.

When he was about to be able to see the earth, Heimdall frowned slightly, and his orange eyes looked at the deep universe.

"What's wrong?" Thor asked.

Heimdall's eyes can see through all obstacles, and whenever Heimdall's face is solemn, it is the time when something big is about to happen.

"Someone is coming." Heimdall pointed the rainbow sword into the distance, "The speed is very fast, and it is obviously coming towards us."

Sol ordered coldly: "Let all the fleets prepare for battle! Let Loki and Hulk come to me!"

"Yes!" An Asgardian guard then conveyed the order.

After a while, the evil god Loki came over with a yawn, while Hulk pushed Loki away and stood in front of Sol first.

"There are enemies coming towards us, ready to fight!" Sol said in a deep voice.

"Yes!"

As soon as the words fell, Ling Yi's Millennium Falcon appeared in front of Thor's fleet.

Thanos was holding a family bucket, holding a fried chicken leg in his hand, and said while eating: "Thor! I am... uh... Thanos! My goal is to conquer the universe and wipe out half of the population! Hand over Space gem, otherwise, my boss will kill you——Is it okay for me to say so, Tianzun?"

Ling Yi sighed helplessly, "Okay, it would be fine if there is no last sentence."

Thanos gnawed on the chicken leg and said loudly: "Take back the last sentence I said just now, my boss will not kill you."

"Not this one! If they don't hand over the space gem, of course I will kill them! The last sentence I said was that you said that Tianzun can do it!" Ling Yi was about to cry stupidly by Thanos.

"Oh!" Thanos suddenly realized, took another bite of the chicken leg, and then said loudly: "I just want to kill you! But I, Tianzun, can't do it! Oh no, it's not that I, Tianzun, can't do it, it's that I, Tianzun, can't do it. In a word, you can't say it clearly!"

"Damn!" Ling Yi was really powerless to complain, "Lord God, you are really ruthless, you just deleted the fighting attribute of Thanos, why did you add the attributes of foodie and idiot? What the hell? I really can't move it, I can't move it!"

On the opposite side, Thor, the god of thunder, was also barking his teeth and claws to say something, but Ling Yi couldn't hear it at all.

Ling Yi pointed to his ear, and Thor realized that when he was talking just now, he forgot to turn on the loudspeaker function.

Fortunately, although Thanos' IQ is not enough, Thor's IQ is similar, which is a blessing in misfortune.

Thor roared loudly: "Thanos! Call me here if you have the ability! I am afraid of you! I am the God of Thor in Asgard! I will electrocute you! Come on!"

Thanos roared: "If you have the ability, come here!"

"Nonsense, you want to stop me! Come on!"

"I haven't finished eating the bucket yet!"

"...You finish eating that line first!"

The two of them yelled at each other like this.

"When you finish eating, I will electrocute you to death!"

"Huh! When I finish eating... I still have a French fries set."

"Damn it! Are you here to intercept us, or are you here to sell the whole family's bucket meal? I'm hungry!"

"Come and eat when you're hungry! If you surrender to me, Tianzun, I will give you meat for free!"

"Damn! I am the god of Asgard! How could I surrender just for a few pieces of meat!" Thor roared angrily.

Zi Lan shook her head, "I really can't listen anymore, Great God Squad, attack!"

"Yes!"

Under the leadership of Zilan, the Dashen team rushed out of the Millennium Falcon.

"Kill——" Thor waved his hand, and then led Loki and Hulk around the bridge, ran across the central deck, and then turned three turns to open the airtight cabin, then opened the hatch, and jumped out directly.

(End of this chapter)