Unlimited Survival

Chapter 2508 Lewis' misfortune
Ling Yi sighed helplessly, "Lewis, where are Scott and the others now?"

"At San Francisco Bay Area University!" Lewis said without hesitation: "They are looking for Professor Bill. According to Hank, this Professor Bill had a problem with him when he was young. Both of them have worked in S.H.I.E.L.D. Different, the two quarrel almost every day. If it weren’t for the loss of the quantum laboratory, Hank would never go to Bill even if he died. Of course, in my opinion, Hank has a personality problem, no matter who he cooperates with , are difficult to last. It is hard to imagine how a person like Hank can get a girlfriend and give birth to such a beautiful beauty as Hope, and I, Lewis, are not only handsome, I have a good personality and a sharp tongue, but I don't even have a girlfriend!"

After finishing speaking, before Ling Yi continued to ask questions, Lewis said in surprise: "Oh, why did I also mention Scott's location? Brother Scott, don't blame me, I didn't ask for it." Betray your intentions! My will is already very firm, but helplessly, these guys from the CIA actually used such advanced stuff as Veritaserum on me! I, I can't help myself!"

Jia Mayun complained: "It is clear that you asked to use Veritaserum!"

Lewis retorted: "You will use whatever I ask for? I asked you to use beauty tricks for me, but you will use them for me!"

"You!" Jia Mayun suddenly realized that he couldn't beat Lewis.

Lewis really deserves to be the king of mouth in the Marvel universe.

I don't know if Lewis and Deadpool are locked in the same room, who can kill the other first.

Probably Deadpool will win. After all, Deadpool's nickname is cheap, not only his words are cheap, but his behavior is also cheap.

And, most importantly, Deadpool has an Adamantium alloy sword in his hand.

When you can't really say that you can't beat Lewis, you can just hit him with a knife.

It's a pity that they didn't bring Xiao Jianjian with them when they entered the survival game this time.

At this moment, Jia Mayun really misses Deadpool very much.

Ling Yi smiled invisibly, "There is no beauty trick, but do you want an ugly man trick?"

Lewis glanced at Jamayun in horror.

Jia Mayun immediately said angrily: "What are you looking at me for? Am I ugly?"

Lewis nodded and said: "Yes. I'm sorry, this is not aimed at you, but you also know that I was injected with Veritaserum. Whatever you ask me, I can only answer with the most honest heart."

"You..." Jia Mayun rubbed his forehead helplessly, suppressing the anger in his heart, not as knowledgeable as Lewis.

Ling Yi asked, "What's Scott's phone number?"

Lewis gritted his teeth, "I'm not going to tell you that the phone number in the phone book marked [My dead brother's girlfriend, I must never have any unreasonable thoughts about her] is Miss Hope's contact. Way."

"Very good." Ling Yi quickly found the number with a heart mark, and then clicked the dial button.

Immediately afterwards, Scott's anxious voice came from the other end of the phone: "Lewis? Have you got the trophy yet?"

Ling Yi immediately moved the phone to Lewis' ear.

Lewis didn't want to answer this question. He wanted to tell Scott that he was tied up by the CIA, thinking it was the effect of Veritaserum, but it forced Lewis to return to the questioner's question.

"...I... didn't get it."

"Why are you so stupid? The trophy is on the dining table, with the words [awarded to the best grandma in the world] engraved on it! Do you know how to read?"

Lewis replied: "...Of course, I have been in school since I was eight years old, and my academic performance has always been very good. Then when I was 14 years old, a series of bad changes happened in my family, so I couldn't continue to go to school. , you know Scott, I really envy you, but if I hadn't had that accident, I think I should be better than you! Aren't you an engineer graduated from MIT? If I were you , I can at least get a master's degree."

"Are you kidding me?" Scott asked.

"Yes, I am complaining about you, because you have excellent educational resources, but you only took one engineer in the end, and now you have become a superhero without doing business. It stands to reason that I should be a superhero, You should also be your engineer, by the way, why don't you ask me what happened to my family when I was a child?"

"...During your childhood, what happened at home?" Out of politeness, Scott could only ask.

Lewis took a long breath and said quickly: "When I was 14 years old, I helped my mother go shopping for vegetables, because my mother wanted to make me a Mexican chicken wrap. You know, I especially like eating the Mexican chicken wrap made by my mother. In order to eat the Mexican chicken tacos made by my mother, I walked two kilometers alone in the sun, just to buy the most pure Mexican chicken tacos ingredients. I want to buy the best tacos and freshly cooked Mexican chicken that comes out, and then you have to buy all kinds of seasonings-"

"Wait, you got the burrito and the chicken?" Scott asked in disbelief.

"No, no, brother, there is a problem with your understanding. There is no Mexican chicken. Chicken is just chicken. Chickens have no nationality. If chickens also have different nationalities, do they need passports? Do you want to answer the immigration question? Question? So I bought the most common boiled chicken. Of course, this chicken may really come from Mexico, but I can't be sure. I just have such a characteristic. I can't be sure about myself Things, I will never talk nonsense."

"...Brother, do we still want to talk about your childhood misfortunes?" Scott could hardly stand it any longer, "Can you talk about the main points?"

“Here’s the point — I bought the burritos, I bought the poached chicken and this dressing, and I walked home in the sun, thinking I was going to have some Mexican chicken that my mom made for me in no time. Volume, I don’t want to mention how happy I am, I feel that my life is full of sunshine. However, when I was about to walk home, I suddenly met my cousin and his girlfriend.”

There was a breakdown in Scott's voice, "Isn't it? Another cousin? Lewis, I'm in a hurry here. People from the CIA may come at any time. Can you tell the main point?"

Lewis was about to cry, "I want to say the point, but I can't help myself now! Who made you ask that damn question! It's the question about what happened to me in my childhood!"

"Didn't you ask me to ask that?" Scott roared, "I'm just being polite, okay?"

Lewis also yelled: "If I ask you to ask, do you just ask? If I ask you to give me your girlfriend, will you give me your girlfriend too?"

Hope on the other end of the phone cleared his throat unfriendly.

Lewis quickly said: "Of course, it is absolutely impossible for me to make such excessive demands. After all, I am a very upright person. I know the truth that a friend's wife is not polite, no, no, you can't be bullied. You see, I always It's almost finished, you have delayed me for such a long time by interrupting."

Scott sighed, and said resignedly, "Okay, just say it."

Lewis continued: "You know, I have many cousins, this cousin is one I have never mentioned to you, his name is Max, at that time, he was only 15 years old, but his daughter My friend Triss is only 14 years old and is my classmate. I have always felt that Triss is interested in me because she passed me a small note with a heart drawn on it. But when I was pregnant with the excited boy When I opened the note, I saw it said: I want to meet your cousin Max. Oh my god, I thought this must not be true, why I am so good, so handsome, she just wants to Know my cousin? This must be playing hard to get, yes, they girls like to play this trick, they deliberately write a note to you, to stir your heartstrings, and then the note says another man They use this to hide by the side and observe your reaction. If your heart is obviously broken, they will laugh triumphantly in the dark corner, just like the evil witch finally dug up a pure boy. same heart."

"...Wait, Lewis, what kind of blow did you suffer?" Scott couldn't help asking.

Lewis said: "It's really nothing, although I tore up the note angrily, but in the end I still didn't stop Triss and fell into the arms of my cousin Max, and every time I went out, I would bump into them. My cousin Max's family is rich and he had his own motorcycle when we couldn't even ride a bike and he told me yo man my daddy will give it to me when I get it I have a convertible Mustang, a convertible! When he said this, Triss always looked at him with admiration and said, yo, dear Max, if we drive a convertible sports car, will we be caught in the rain? Getting wet? Then my cousin Max would say, yo, don't worry my dear Tris, if it rains, we'll switch to a Mustang sports car without the top and then we can be together in the car Watching SpongeBob SquarePants. Then Triss said with a happy face, Oh, Max, our hobbies are actually the same, and I also like watching SpongeBob SquarePants."

"..."

Ling Yi, Jia Mayun, and Scott on the other end of the phone all fell into silence.

Ling Yi regretted letting Lewis call Scott very much, and Scott also regretted sending Lewis to find the trophy at home.

Lewis continued: "When my cousin Max showed up with his girlfriend Triss, my cousin Max asked me, yo, isn't that my cousin Lewis? It's so hot My God, what are you doing on the street? So I replied, I’m here to help my mother buy ingredients, and my mother is going to make me a chicken taco for me. It’s delicious. As I said that, I took a special look at it Triss. Max smiled jealously, yo, Mexican chicken tacos, is there anyone who eats that kind of dirt? I'm going to take Triss to McDonald's now. Do you know McDonald's? Cousin, it's a super Luxurious restaurant, where you can eat authentic chicken hamburgers! Haha, if you go, you don’t know how to order! I said, Cousin Max, I know hamburgers, but I think it’s the Mexican made by my mother Chicken tacos are better. My cousin Max, out of jealousy, said on purpose, yo, did you make it yourself? Your tacos and chicken and seasonings are ready-made, so your mother just throws them together and rolls It’s enough, is this considered to be made by myself? I was immediately stunned, and my heart was deeply pierced! I have always eaten Mexican chicken tacos made by my mother like this! Could it be that, To make chicken rolls by yourself, do you have to plant wheat, grind flour, hatch chickens and raise them yourself? Although the ingredients are ready-made, but my mother rolls them out by herself, and there is a magical love of my mother in it. How can this compare to those soulless hamburgers at McDonald's? I wanted to argue with them, but then I heard Triss say, yo, her mom's homemade chicken wrap, It must be made without gloves. The hamburgers of McDonald's are made with gloves! I want to eat McDonald's! After finishing speaking, they left my sight triumphantly. That day was an extremely difficult time for me. In the gloomy days, I suddenly realized the importance of money. Although the education we received said that talking about money is a superficial behavior, and talking about money is not a noble character, but at that moment I really realized that the so-called growth And maturity does not mean how sublimated you are in morality, but that you understand the importance of money in the meaning of life. So..."

"So, you dropped out of school?" Scott frowned and said, "If you know the importance of money, you should study hard, get admitted to a good university, and then choose an elite career like a lawyer or a doctor! Otherwise, You are a short-sighted fool!"

Lewis paused, "So, I didn't drop out of school. I studied harder than before, but fate was so unfair to me. I studied so hard, but I didn't get into high school in the end."

"..."

"Of course, fate is not just unfair to me. My cousin Max came home one day and found his girlfriend Triss lying on his father's bed, so their family was in chaos. His father stayed On the one hand, all the assets were transferred in advance, so they live very poorly now, they can only buy their own burritos wrapped in chicken, and I, on the day when I failed to pass the high school entrance examination, I ate the legendary McDonald’s—not to mention, it’s really delicious.”

Scott sighed helplessly: "... Are you finished?"

"No, if you ask me, I'll keep talking."

"No, I don't want to ask you about your mental journey, I just want to ask, where is my trophy?" Scott asked with a sigh.

(End of this chapter)