Chapter 445 Don't want the Virgin! 【68 more】
"Brother Yi, are you kidding me?" After holding back for a long time, Tony Stark finally couldn't help complaining: "How could Newton's three laws be caused by smoking and drinking?"
Ling Yi shrugged, "The three laws you mentioned are not Newton's real laws at all. Let me ask you, did Newton burn his head?"
"This..." Tony Stark thought for a while, "He wears a curly wig, which is considered a perm."
"Does he drink?"
"He's an English aristocrat, so of course he drinks."
"Then does he smoke?"
"Should be smoking too."
"Isn't this the end? The three laws of life, smoking, drinking, perm!"
"No, no, brother Yi, I'm asking about the three laws of motion."
"Oh, you should have said it earlier! Newton's three laws of motion are smoking while walking, drinking while smoking, and burning your head while drinking." Ling Yi spoke nonsense in a serious manner, and he was not ashamed at all.
"..." Tony Stark was about to be driven crazy by Ling Yi.
Zilan, who was sitting in the corner, couldn't stop anymore, cleared her throat and said, "Newton's first law: All objects will always remain at rest or move in a straight line at a constant speed under any circumstances. Newton's first law The second law: the acceleration of an object is directly proportional to the total external force on the object, and inversely proportional to the mass of the object, and the direction of acceleration is the same as the direction of the total external force. Newton's third law: a pair of forces acting on two objects have opposite directions , are equal in size, act on the same straight line, and act on two different objects. Hmph, this is what kindergarten will know.”
Ling Yi said immediately: "Did you hear that? This is a question that our kindergartens all know. Don't ask such a simple question next time."
Tony Stark nodded emotionally, "Brother Yi, your shameless appearance is number one in the world."
"Accepted." Ling Yi said modestly.
Tony Stark shook his head with a wry smile, "By the way, Brother Yi, let's be serious, I want to close down my Stark Industries weapons research and development department."
This matter was also expected by Ling Yi.
In the first part of the movie "Iron Man", Tony Stark got off his private jet, ordered a hamburger, and then directly held a press conference, telling the media all over the world that he would shut down the weapon research and development department of Stark Industries , Concentrate on clean energy in the future.
Tony Stark wanted to further explain his motives, but Ling Yi shook his head, "Nini, farewell to the Holy Mother."
"Huh?" Tony Stark blinked in confusion.
"I know that you want to close the weapons department because you see that a large amount of arms in your company have flowed into the hands of terrorists. But do you think that if you stop making weapons, terrorists will have no weapons? They just Can't you kill people? If you don't make weapons, will there be no wars in this world?"
Several consecutive rhetorical questions stunned Tony Stark.
Just 1 minute ago, Ling Yi was still the scumbag who couldn't answer Newton's three laws, but now, Tony Stark felt that Ling Yi's head was extremely transparent, and he could see problems very clearly.
Ling Yi continued: "In this world, as long as there are interests, there will be disputes. As long as there are disputes, there will be wars. War is the ultimate manifestation of conflicts of interests. It is not something that you, a munitions maker, can control. of."
"There is a saying that justice will eventually defeat evil, but in fact this sentence is only for idiots. You are so smart, you should understand that it is not necessarily justice that can defeat justice, it is more likely to be evil, but the one that can defeat justice It is absolutely impossible for justice to defeat evil. It can only be something more evil than evil. Tens of thousands of years ago, we waged war with stones and sticks. A hundred years ago, we waged war with gunpowder bombs. There is no justice at all here, it's all evil and greater evil."
"If you shut down Stark Industries' weapons manufacturing department, your weapons manufacturing personnel will leave, and then they will establish a brand new arms company with the support of other funds. At that time, weapons will still be flooded, and you Well, I can only watch from the sidelines, and I can't help you with anything."
"If you want peace, you have to hold a big stick." Ling Yi said solemnly: "Your stick is neither thick nor hard, do you think you still have a say? So, I say you don't want the Holy Mother, don't be caught by movies and The so-called positive energy brainwashing in the novel, we live to survive. The stronger you are, the more room you can live. If you cut off your arms, others will not pity you, but will take advantage of your illness and kill you."
After finishing speaking, Ling Yi drank up the whiskey in the glass and sat quietly on the luxurious seat.
Tony Stark listened to Ling Yi's words as carefully as if he was listening to a bible.
A few seconds later, he let out a long sigh of relief, "Brother Yi, I'm convinced, this time I'm really convinced! You're right, I'm the Holy Mother, the weapon of Stark Industries It's not my fault that it flowed into the hands of terrorists, but someone is doing it secretly. If I give up eating because of choking, I will lose the initiative! Okay! I listen to you, I will not shut down the weapon research and development of Stark Industries! I We will increase our investment in this area!"
Ling Yi grinned and said, "This is the smart Nini!"
"Brother Yi, I really want to hire you as my vice president of Stark Industries!"
"Haha, no, I have two companies myself, and I don't want any more." Ling Yi waved his hand.
"Then... alright." Tony Stark said with great regret.
At this time, I heard the captain broadcast: "Mr. Stark, the plane is landing, this time the destination is Maryland Airport, your private secretary, Miss Pepper Potts, and your driver, Happy Hogan, are Wait for you."
"Well, very good." Tony Stark smiled and introduced to Ling Yi: "You will like my driver, he is a very interesting person, and don't underestimate him, he is a professional boxer .”
The private jet landed slowly, and after the hatch opened, Tony Stark walked out of the cabin first.
Little Pepper Pepper Potts was wearing professional women's attire, and looked at the private jet full of worry. When she saw Tony Stark walking out with a smile, she couldn't help turning her head and wiping her tears.
From a professional point of view, this is absolutely not allowed.
Pepper Potts never made an unprofessional mistake.
But after a life and death parting, she really couldn't control her emotions.
"Pepper!" Tony Stark quickly walked down the gangway and gave Pepper Potts a big hug.
Pepper Potts said with red eyes: "I'm glad...you can come back safely. Otherwise, I have to submit my resume again."
Tony Stark laughed: "Just to prevent you from submitting your resume again, I have to crawl back."
Pepper Potts burst into tears.
The driver Happy Hogan approached, "Boss, I've already written my resume."
"Oh, did you? Well, you're fired."
"No, boss!"
"Just kidding! Are you ready for the conference? Has Obaday arrived? Let's go directly to the conference site!"
(End of this chapter)
"Brother Yi, are you kidding me?" After holding back for a long time, Tony Stark finally couldn't help complaining: "How could Newton's three laws be caused by smoking and drinking?"
Ling Yi shrugged, "The three laws you mentioned are not Newton's real laws at all. Let me ask you, did Newton burn his head?"
"This..." Tony Stark thought for a while, "He wears a curly wig, which is considered a perm."
"Does he drink?"
"He's an English aristocrat, so of course he drinks."
"Then does he smoke?"
"Should be smoking too."
"Isn't this the end? The three laws of life, smoking, drinking, perm!"
"No, no, brother Yi, I'm asking about the three laws of motion."
"Oh, you should have said it earlier! Newton's three laws of motion are smoking while walking, drinking while smoking, and burning your head while drinking." Ling Yi spoke nonsense in a serious manner, and he was not ashamed at all.
"..." Tony Stark was about to be driven crazy by Ling Yi.
Zilan, who was sitting in the corner, couldn't stop anymore, cleared her throat and said, "Newton's first law: All objects will always remain at rest or move in a straight line at a constant speed under any circumstances. Newton's first law The second law: the acceleration of an object is directly proportional to the total external force on the object, and inversely proportional to the mass of the object, and the direction of acceleration is the same as the direction of the total external force. Newton's third law: a pair of forces acting on two objects have opposite directions , are equal in size, act on the same straight line, and act on two different objects. Hmph, this is what kindergarten will know.”
Ling Yi said immediately: "Did you hear that? This is a question that our kindergartens all know. Don't ask such a simple question next time."
Tony Stark nodded emotionally, "Brother Yi, your shameless appearance is number one in the world."
"Accepted." Ling Yi said modestly.
Tony Stark shook his head with a wry smile, "By the way, Brother Yi, let's be serious, I want to close down my Stark Industries weapons research and development department."
This matter was also expected by Ling Yi.
In the first part of the movie "Iron Man", Tony Stark got off his private jet, ordered a hamburger, and then directly held a press conference, telling the media all over the world that he would shut down the weapon research and development department of Stark Industries , Concentrate on clean energy in the future.
Tony Stark wanted to further explain his motives, but Ling Yi shook his head, "Nini, farewell to the Holy Mother."
"Huh?" Tony Stark blinked in confusion.
"I know that you want to close the weapons department because you see that a large amount of arms in your company have flowed into the hands of terrorists. But do you think that if you stop making weapons, terrorists will have no weapons? They just Can't you kill people? If you don't make weapons, will there be no wars in this world?"
Several consecutive rhetorical questions stunned Tony Stark.
Just 1 minute ago, Ling Yi was still the scumbag who couldn't answer Newton's three laws, but now, Tony Stark felt that Ling Yi's head was extremely transparent, and he could see problems very clearly.
Ling Yi continued: "In this world, as long as there are interests, there will be disputes. As long as there are disputes, there will be wars. War is the ultimate manifestation of conflicts of interests. It is not something that you, a munitions maker, can control. of."
"There is a saying that justice will eventually defeat evil, but in fact this sentence is only for idiots. You are so smart, you should understand that it is not necessarily justice that can defeat justice, it is more likely to be evil, but the one that can defeat justice It is absolutely impossible for justice to defeat evil. It can only be something more evil than evil. Tens of thousands of years ago, we waged war with stones and sticks. A hundred years ago, we waged war with gunpowder bombs. There is no justice at all here, it's all evil and greater evil."
"If you shut down Stark Industries' weapons manufacturing department, your weapons manufacturing personnel will leave, and then they will establish a brand new arms company with the support of other funds. At that time, weapons will still be flooded, and you Well, I can only watch from the sidelines, and I can't help you with anything."
"If you want peace, you have to hold a big stick." Ling Yi said solemnly: "Your stick is neither thick nor hard, do you think you still have a say? So, I say you don't want the Holy Mother, don't be caught by movies and The so-called positive energy brainwashing in the novel, we live to survive. The stronger you are, the more room you can live. If you cut off your arms, others will not pity you, but will take advantage of your illness and kill you."
After finishing speaking, Ling Yi drank up the whiskey in the glass and sat quietly on the luxurious seat.
Tony Stark listened to Ling Yi's words as carefully as if he was listening to a bible.
A few seconds later, he let out a long sigh of relief, "Brother Yi, I'm convinced, this time I'm really convinced! You're right, I'm the Holy Mother, the weapon of Stark Industries It's not my fault that it flowed into the hands of terrorists, but someone is doing it secretly. If I give up eating because of choking, I will lose the initiative! Okay! I listen to you, I will not shut down the weapon research and development of Stark Industries! I We will increase our investment in this area!"
Ling Yi grinned and said, "This is the smart Nini!"
"Brother Yi, I really want to hire you as my vice president of Stark Industries!"
"Haha, no, I have two companies myself, and I don't want any more." Ling Yi waved his hand.
"Then... alright." Tony Stark said with great regret.
At this time, I heard the captain broadcast: "Mr. Stark, the plane is landing, this time the destination is Maryland Airport, your private secretary, Miss Pepper Potts, and your driver, Happy Hogan, are Wait for you."
"Well, very good." Tony Stark smiled and introduced to Ling Yi: "You will like my driver, he is a very interesting person, and don't underestimate him, he is a professional boxer .”
The private jet landed slowly, and after the hatch opened, Tony Stark walked out of the cabin first.
Little Pepper Pepper Potts was wearing professional women's attire, and looked at the private jet full of worry. When she saw Tony Stark walking out with a smile, she couldn't help turning her head and wiping her tears.
From a professional point of view, this is absolutely not allowed.
Pepper Potts never made an unprofessional mistake.
But after a life and death parting, she really couldn't control her emotions.
"Pepper!" Tony Stark quickly walked down the gangway and gave Pepper Potts a big hug.
Pepper Potts said with red eyes: "I'm glad...you can come back safely. Otherwise, I have to submit my resume again."
Tony Stark laughed: "Just to prevent you from submitting your resume again, I have to crawl back."
Pepper Potts burst into tears.
The driver Happy Hogan approached, "Boss, I've already written my resume."
"Oh, did you? Well, you're fired."
"No, boss!"
"Just kidding! Are you ready for the conference? Has Obaday arrived? Let's go directly to the conference site!"
(End of this chapter)
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