Unlimited Survival

Chapter 545 Kill Me

Ling Yi concentrated his thoughts on the huge machine tool, reached out and grabbed it, and put the machine tool into his belt of domination of the dead.

The belt of dominance of the dead, with a five-dimensional storage space, can ignore the shape, size and weight of any object.

In the five-dimensional space, a huge machine tool is nothing more than a pair of incomprehensible symbols.

"Now, Nini should be saved."

Ling Yi let out a long breath of relief.

Looking back, there was a big hole missing in the ground where the machine tool was originally placed.

"Oh, how ugly is this?" Ling Yi found a pile of newspapers nearby, folded a rough newspaper model, put it in the hole, and finally drew a picture of Captain America on the newspaper. Shield pattern.

"Wait... On Captain America's shield, is there a five-pointed star or a six-pointed star? Forget it, let's draw both stars. I'll take one of your molds and give you two shields. You guys from S.H.I.E.L.D. It's a big deal, let me tell you!"

After Ling Yi finished painting, he nodded in satisfaction, and then walked out of the workshop in a big way, closing the door behind him.

Nick Fury, who had been waiting outside, was a little worried when he saw Ling Yi walking out empty-handed.

"Mr. Ling Yi, have you found what you want?"

Ling Yi spread his hands regretfully, "What I wanted... I really didn't find it."

Nonsense, what he wants is Captain America's shield, it's no wonder that it can be found here!

Nick Fury said apologetically: "Then I... really can't help you, I'm sorry."

"It's okay, don't feel guilty, we will deal with each other often in the future." Ling Yi smiled and said: "Oh, by the way, I have to go, my team members need me so much, they urged me several times just now to go back .”

Nick Fury nodded again and again, "Okay, I'll let Natasha see you off."

"No need, I'll just make a spaceship and leave as soon as I go out." Ling Yi said guiltily.

"Then... okay." Nick Fury stretched out his hand, "Mr. Ling Yi, I'm sorry I couldn't help you this time, and I hope we can cooperate next time. will make it up to you."

Ling Yi giggled, "That's what you said, Nick, you are the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., you can't count your words."

Nick Fury laughed, "Of course my words count!"

"Okay, let's say goodbye!" Ling Yi took the elevator and went straight up.

"This kid... is really interesting." Nick Fury smiled faintly.

Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly felt that Ling Yi's behavior was a little strange, so he turned around and came to Howard Stark's workshop.

As soon as the door was pushed open, Nick Fury's jaw almost dropped.

A machine tool from Nuoda disappeared!
If it disappears, it will disappear, and I even found a kindergarten-style painting to replace it!
"This kid..." Nick Fury roared angrily, but then he calmed down again, shook his head helplessly and smiled, "Okay, I'm convinced."

At the same time, Ling Yi summoned the Millennium Falcon, and as soon as he boarded the Millennium Falcon, he increased his horsepower and headed straight for the Maryland sea view villa where Tony Stark lived.

He didn't miss Zilan, nor was he in a hurry to explain something to Zilan, but he was afraid that Nick Fury would go back on his word.

With the strength of Nick Fury's super class NPC, Ling Yi must not be his opponent.

Therefore, the 36 plan is the best plan!

In less than 5 minutes, the Millennium Falcon landed slowly over the sea view villa area.

"Haha! Fortunately, I didn't catch up!"

Ling Yixing hurriedly got off the Millennium Falcon, and before putting away the Millennium Falcon, Zilan rushed over and grabbed Ling Yi by the ear.

"Da Ming Lake, Ming Lake is big, isn't it?"

"Presumptuous! Zilan! I'm the captain of the Great God, please spare your life team! I... ouch, ouch, be gentle! I've been cowarded, I've been coaxed, can you save some face?"

"You still want to save face? When you poked and jumped on the breasts of other female fans, did you ever think about the problem of face?"

"At that time... I was playing Tony Stark at the time! I had to get in!" Ling Yi explained with a sincere face.

"Brother Yi, don't blame me, I'm determined not to recite this time!" Tony Stark walked out with his face red and swollen, his brown eyes full of heartlessness.

"Damn it! Good brother, you have to show loyalty!"

"The face is swollen, loyalty or something, let's talk about it later!"

"Nini, you..."

"Don't bother me, you two!" Zilan grabbed Ling Yi's ear angrily, "Your behavior of writing poems on the breasts of female fans is simply too bad! Today, I can't forgive you no matter what!"

Ling Yi quickly said: "Zilan, in fact, I didn't write that poem. I just wrote it casually. Originally, the poem was just a doggerel with no meaning. You guys just overthink it."

The poem "Daming Lake" was indeed not a poem by Ling Yi, but a poem by Zhang Zongchang, a famous warlord during the Republic of China.

This guy Zhang Zongchang can be regarded as a traitor in troubled times. When he was a child, he read books for several years and knew a few words. Later, he couldn't eat enough, so he went to Siberia to work as a foreman.

This guy is quick-witted, loyal, and he can learn everything quickly. He has mastered such a complicated language as Russian in just a few months.

Over time, not only the Chinese in Siberia listened to him, but even the old Russians let him uphold justice.

As time passed, he became bigger and bigger, and finally became a big warlord entrenched in Shandong, married more than a dozen concubines, and five of them were Russian girls.

Zhang Zongchang has more than one poem "Daming Lake". He has written so many doggerel poems that they could be published in a collection of poems. The most famous one is "I also write a song about the wind":
The cannons are fired and his mother is bombarded, and Weijia Hainei returns to his hometown.Zhang Zongchang counts the heroes, and the giant whale swallows Fusang.

There is another song: If you want to ask how many women there are, I don't know how many there are.Yesterday a child called my father, who is his mother?

Don't look at the crooked writing of the poem, but it doesn't have the sour flavor of old-style poetry at all, and it fits Zhang Zongchang's reckless nature very much.

The reason why he is said to be a traitor is mainly because of his brutal suppression of the student movement, which caused many murders recorded in history.

Ling Yi used the poem "Daming Lake" not because he likes Zhang Zongchang, but simply because he thinks the poem is funny.

The key is—too many words.

It takes longer to write a poem than a Tony Stark touch to sign a female fan's chest!
"Zhang Zongchang? Well, I've heard of such a guy—so there is no other meaning?" Zi Lan asked with a frown.

"No! I'm just playing Tony Stark!" Ling Yi swore, "If you don't believe me, I can swear it on the life of a profiteer!"

Jia Mayun lay flat on the ground, "Come on, kill me, really."

(End of this chapter)