Unlimited Survival

Chapter 588 Convincing Loki
"No? How could it be wrong?"

"Yeah! A man's long legs are a cake, and a woman's long legs, of course it should be a milk cake!"

The tallest among the goddesses of youth stood up and measured the height of her chest.

Ling Yi smiled and said: "First of all, this is a riddle related to legs, so don't guess about the upper body. Secondly, the answer to this riddle is not food, but a female product."

"Feminine products?" The three goddesses of youth gathered together and started discussing in chatter.

Loki also looked puzzled. According to logical thinking, the answer of milk cake is absolutely perfect, but... women's products?
Aunt towel?
Vibrator?
No, these have nothing to do with leg length!
The goddess of youth and Loki guessed for a long time, but they couldn't figure it out.

"Ling Yi, what exactly is it?" Loki said in a deep voice, "If your answer doesn't convince us, you're dead."

Ling Yi chuckled, "The answer is simple - lipstick."

"Lipstick?"

"No! Didn't it mean that it's only related to the lower body and has nothing to do with the upper body? How can it be lipstick?"

The three goddesses of youth all expressed dissatisfaction.

"Hahahaha!" Loki covered his head and couldn't help laughing convulsively.

On the one hand, the answer is so clever, on the other hand, Loki laughs because the three goddesses of youth are so stupid.

That's right!

What can make the evil god Loki laugh is definitely not riddles or dirty jokes, but the state when he understands it but the people next to him don't understand it!
Lipstick, of course not the lips on the upper body, but the lips on the lower body!

This Ling Yi is really "like-minded"!

Seeing that Loki couldn't stop laughing, the three goddesses of youth were even more puzzled.

The more they wondered, the more amused Loki felt.

"Loki, what's going on?"

Loki waved his hand, "Okay, okay, you go back and think about it slowly, now, I want to have a serious talk with this mortal friend."

"But……"

"Get off!" Loki ordered.

The three goddesses of youth did not dare to disobey, so they could only bow and leave.

While stepping back, they muttered softly:

"What's so funny about that?"

"Yeah! What does a woman's long legs have to do with lipstick?"

"I really don't understand where the men are laughing!"

After the three goddesses of youth left, only Ling Yi and Luo Ji were left in the entire bedroom.

"Mortal, I have to admit that you are very smart, but you are not as smart as me." Loki said proudly.

"Of course." Ling Yi chuckled, "You messed up your elder brother's coronation ceremony, and you encouraged your elder brother to violate Odin's will, and as a result your elder brother was knocked down from the mortal world—— The means are really smart enough."

Loki stood up with a swipe, "Mortal, you just liked you a little bit, are you going to piss me off?"

Ling Yi smiled and said: "Don't be angry, sister, I'm here to help you—you and I both know that ruling a country depends on wisdom, not force. From this point of view, your brother Saul is indeed not qualified. .You messed up your brother's coronation. Although there are selfish elements in it, you also objectively prevented the fall of Asgard's Asgard."

When Loki heard this, he sat back on his seat again, "I told you, you are indeed very smart. Well, tell me why you are here. If you are here to persuade me to save my brother, then you don't have to talk about it." .”

"Your brother doesn't need you to save him. He is the only one who can really save him. I am here to help you win the kingship of Asgard's Asgard."

"Win the kingship?" Loki's heart moved, but he said righteously: "No, mortal, I am the son of Odin, and I will never do anything wrong with Odin."

"Odin is about to enter Odin's Sleep. If you don't act first, Asgard will be in chaos-the three warriors, the goddess Sif, and Sif's brother Heimdall, all support the request Damn it, they will start the plan to recall Sol immediately!"

"At present, Sol's character has not been honed successfully, he is still so arrogant, so militaristic, from the perspective of the overall situation, if Sol is allowed to return at this time, then Sol will definitely lead regardless of everything. The Asa Protoss go to a decisive battle with the Frost Giants!"

"I think back then, Odin fought the decisive battle with Frost King Laufey for hundreds of years, and finally defeated Laufey at the cost of losing an eye! And it was just a defeat, not a kill! "

"In the absence of Odin, Sol and the Frost King Laufey are simply seeking their own death! Not only will he die, but the entire Asgard will also decline!"

"Loki, I know that you are free and unrestrained by nature, and love to play pranks and jokes. I also know that you have ambitions and desires to replace your brother."

"In all fairness, you are more suitable to be the master of Asgard than Thor. You know how to control power and tricks. From a human point of view, this is a shortcoming, but as a leader, this is all a bright spot!"

"Loki, you must temporarily seize the power of Asgard, suppress those generals who have a good relationship with Thor, and don't let them go on the road of madness."

After finishing these words, Ling Yi stood calmly in front of Loki.

Loki was extremely surprised. He never expected that a mortal could analyze the form of Asgard's Asgard so thoroughly, and also analyze his heart so thoroughly.

Indeed, in the eyes of outsiders, Asgard Asgard is the most powerful place among the nine enchantments, and the entire Asir clan is also extremely arrogant, thinking that they are invincible in the universe.

However, Loki understands that the strength of Asgard's Asgard is not inherently strong, and many of these strengths are based on primitive cruel plundering!

Whether it is dwarves, giants, frost, flames, dark elves, stone men, mortals, etc., all of them have been plundered and destroyed by the Asa gods.

The stalwart fairy palace was built by gathering the best resources from the nine enchantments!

Once the rule of the Asa Protoss is challenged, the Nine Barriers will not help the Asa Protoss, but will add insult to injury!

This is politics!
Don't talk about any kindness, don't talk about any credibility, and don't talk about any rules of politics!

If you are strong, they will obey you.

If you are weak, they will tear you apart.

This point, Odin understands, Loki understands, but Thor still doesn't understand.

In Loki's desire to win the kingship, personal desires accounted for a large proportion, but there were also reasons for the sake of Asgard.

Once the regime of Xiangong falls into the hands of a reckless man, it can only go to destruction.

"So... Ling Yi, what do you think we should do next?"

With these words, Luo Ji already regarded Ling Yi as one of his own.

(End of this chapter)