Chapter 628 I Need a Shield
Senator Brandt's remarks were indeed quite shameless.
However, he was telling the truth.
Ling Yi thought for a while, "Okay, I promise you, one hundred tour performances, after one hundred performances, you won't be able to control me."
"Of course! Of course!" Senator Brandt nodded quickly.
With a hundred tours, he'd be able to raise enough money to split with the bigwigs in the government.
Of course, they will also use part of the money for combat. After all, if they really lose the war, they will be completely exposed.
Since ancient times, the winner is the king and the loser is the bandit, which is the truth.
"Steve, we will equip you with a special performance team, which is guaranteed to be all beauties with long legs. In addition, we are also going to give you a famous stage name-such as American Hero or something."
Ling Yi sneered, "I know I'm quite shameless, but I'm not so shameless that I call myself a hero."
"Then what do you want to be called?" Senator Brandt said, "Oh, by the way, I saw that on your enlistment form, it says "Ancestor, or you can call it American Ancestor."
"Hahaha!" Ling Yi laughed so hard that he could hardly straighten up.
The ancestors of the United States... the ancestors of the United States.
If this name is revealed, I don’t know how many people who understand Chinese will be shocked.
The imperial hero of the U.S. government, whose name is actually the ancestor of the United States?
The coffin of the first president of the United States, George Washington, may not even be able to hold it down.
"Steve, what's wrong with you? Why are you laughing? Is my pronunciation not standard enough?" Senator Brandt asked wonderingly.
"Maybe, I'll listen to what you're saying again?" Ling Yi smiled while clutching his stomach.
"Zong...Zong!"
"Hey, say it again!"
"Ancestor!"
"Hey, it's much better this time, let's do it again!"
"Ancestor, ancestor, ancestor!"
"Hey! Very good! Very good!" Ling Yi gave Senator Brandt a thumbs up.
Senator Brandt said solemnly: "Then Steve, are you willing to accept the stage name American Father?"
Ling Yi suppressed a smile, "I, I really want to accept it."
"Well, you will be our American ancestor!" Senator Brandt announced.
"Don't, don't, don't!" Ling Yi quickly waved his hands.
Good guy, if this is really announced, the hydra will laugh it off.
"Well, Lao Bai, the word ancestor means in Chinese, your grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's grandpa."
"Your grandpa's grandpa..." Senator Brandt opened his mouth wide in astonishment, "Steve, how can you make such a vulgar joke! I just called you so many times in succession!"
"What did you call me?" Ling Yi pretended not to hear clearly.
Senator Brandt said in grief and indignation: "I call you ancestor!"
"good!"
"You!" Senator Brandt was trembling with anger, wishing he could pounce on Ling Yi for a fight - if he hadn't seen how Ling Yi killed Qi Lin with his own eyes, he might have pounced on it.
Ling Yi chuckled, "Old Bai, do you hate me now?"
"Yes!"
"But you need me, and you can't kill me, right?"
"……Yes!"
"Hehe, just stay there obediently." Ling Yi said with a smile.
Senator Brandt turned angrily to Colonel Chester Phillips, who was watching, "Chester, this is your man, why don't you just ignore him insulting me like this?"
Chester Phillips shrugged, "Insulting you? Why didn't I see it?"
"Okay, you guys... you're amazing!" Senator Brandt said through gritted teeth, "Steve, one hundred tour performances, this is what you promised, not one less!"
"Understood." Ling Yi said coldly, "Didn't you want me to have a stage name? Then you can give me the rank of captain. From now on, I will be called Captain America."
In English, both "captain" and "captain" are one word - captain.
Therefore, Captain America means Captain America again.
Chester Phillips' eyes lit up, "This stage name is very good. It can not only highlight the characteristics of the military, but also be very loud and domineering. Of course, Steve, you are only a corporal now. If you really use the stage name Captain America. , we have to make an exception to promote you to the rank of captain first."
Senator Brandt said angrily: "Isn't this something that your military has the final say on?"
Chester Phillips smiled and said, "Okay, Steve Rogers, now I'm officially promoting you to the rank of captain."
"Thank you, Lao Qie." Ling Yi chuckled, "If there is nothing else, I'll leave first. You can find someone to bring me the tour plan."
"Okay." Senator Brandt didn't like Ling Yi very much, but there was nothing he could do at this time.
Not long after Ling Yi returned to the training camp, all the soldiers in the training camp disbanded.
They were going to inject the super soldier serum, but now that Dr. Reinstein is dead, there is no way to mass-produce the super soldier serum, so there is no need for them to stay in the training camp.
On the second day, there were a large number of beautiful long-legged beauties in the training camp. They were all thigh dancers collected by Senator Brandt from all over the country at a high price, and they toured with "Captain America" .
Rehearsing with a large group of beauties every day, Ling Yi is naturally delighted from ear to ear.
After a few days of rehearsals, the tour began.
As a result, there was a frenzy of worshiping "Captain America" all over the country.
Senator Brandt naturally made a lot of money from it.
Of course, Senator Brandt is not too dark, he gave part of the money to the front line, and part of the money to the newly formed Avengers.
The Avengers are closely connected with Stark Industries, and this money also activated Stark Industries' arms production line.
"What the hell, it turns out that Stark Industries got rich by dancing with me." Ling Yi, who knew the truth, couldn't laugh or cry.
With the last few tour performances left, Ling Yi found Howard Stark.
"Haha, Steve, you are a national celebrity now, when will you sign me up!" Howard Stark said with a smile when he saw Ling Yi.
Ling Yi said angrily: "Old Huo, when you grow mi.mi, I will sign it on your chest."
Howard Stark laughed and said, "Steve, you really know how to joke! Oh yes, you came all the way to find me, what's the matter?"
"Well, I need a shield." Ling Yi got straight to the point.
Captain America's shield is the most important weapon. If there is no shield, then what is Captain America?
(End of this chapter)
Senator Brandt's remarks were indeed quite shameless.
However, he was telling the truth.
Ling Yi thought for a while, "Okay, I promise you, one hundred tour performances, after one hundred performances, you won't be able to control me."
"Of course! Of course!" Senator Brandt nodded quickly.
With a hundred tours, he'd be able to raise enough money to split with the bigwigs in the government.
Of course, they will also use part of the money for combat. After all, if they really lose the war, they will be completely exposed.
Since ancient times, the winner is the king and the loser is the bandit, which is the truth.
"Steve, we will equip you with a special performance team, which is guaranteed to be all beauties with long legs. In addition, we are also going to give you a famous stage name-such as American Hero or something."
Ling Yi sneered, "I know I'm quite shameless, but I'm not so shameless that I call myself a hero."
"Then what do you want to be called?" Senator Brandt said, "Oh, by the way, I saw that on your enlistment form, it says "Ancestor, or you can call it American Ancestor."
"Hahaha!" Ling Yi laughed so hard that he could hardly straighten up.
The ancestors of the United States... the ancestors of the United States.
If this name is revealed, I don’t know how many people who understand Chinese will be shocked.
The imperial hero of the U.S. government, whose name is actually the ancestor of the United States?
The coffin of the first president of the United States, George Washington, may not even be able to hold it down.
"Steve, what's wrong with you? Why are you laughing? Is my pronunciation not standard enough?" Senator Brandt asked wonderingly.
"Maybe, I'll listen to what you're saying again?" Ling Yi smiled while clutching his stomach.
"Zong...Zong!"
"Hey, say it again!"
"Ancestor!"
"Hey, it's much better this time, let's do it again!"
"Ancestor, ancestor, ancestor!"
"Hey! Very good! Very good!" Ling Yi gave Senator Brandt a thumbs up.
Senator Brandt said solemnly: "Then Steve, are you willing to accept the stage name American Father?"
Ling Yi suppressed a smile, "I, I really want to accept it."
"Well, you will be our American ancestor!" Senator Brandt announced.
"Don't, don't, don't!" Ling Yi quickly waved his hands.
Good guy, if this is really announced, the hydra will laugh it off.
"Well, Lao Bai, the word ancestor means in Chinese, your grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's grandpa."
"Your grandpa's grandpa..." Senator Brandt opened his mouth wide in astonishment, "Steve, how can you make such a vulgar joke! I just called you so many times in succession!"
"What did you call me?" Ling Yi pretended not to hear clearly.
Senator Brandt said in grief and indignation: "I call you ancestor!"
"good!"
"You!" Senator Brandt was trembling with anger, wishing he could pounce on Ling Yi for a fight - if he hadn't seen how Ling Yi killed Qi Lin with his own eyes, he might have pounced on it.
Ling Yi chuckled, "Old Bai, do you hate me now?"
"Yes!"
"But you need me, and you can't kill me, right?"
"……Yes!"
"Hehe, just stay there obediently." Ling Yi said with a smile.
Senator Brandt turned angrily to Colonel Chester Phillips, who was watching, "Chester, this is your man, why don't you just ignore him insulting me like this?"
Chester Phillips shrugged, "Insulting you? Why didn't I see it?"
"Okay, you guys... you're amazing!" Senator Brandt said through gritted teeth, "Steve, one hundred tour performances, this is what you promised, not one less!"
"Understood." Ling Yi said coldly, "Didn't you want me to have a stage name? Then you can give me the rank of captain. From now on, I will be called Captain America."
In English, both "captain" and "captain" are one word - captain.
Therefore, Captain America means Captain America again.
Chester Phillips' eyes lit up, "This stage name is very good. It can not only highlight the characteristics of the military, but also be very loud and domineering. Of course, Steve, you are only a corporal now. If you really use the stage name Captain America. , we have to make an exception to promote you to the rank of captain first."
Senator Brandt said angrily: "Isn't this something that your military has the final say on?"
Chester Phillips smiled and said, "Okay, Steve Rogers, now I'm officially promoting you to the rank of captain."
"Thank you, Lao Qie." Ling Yi chuckled, "If there is nothing else, I'll leave first. You can find someone to bring me the tour plan."
"Okay." Senator Brandt didn't like Ling Yi very much, but there was nothing he could do at this time.
Not long after Ling Yi returned to the training camp, all the soldiers in the training camp disbanded.
They were going to inject the super soldier serum, but now that Dr. Reinstein is dead, there is no way to mass-produce the super soldier serum, so there is no need for them to stay in the training camp.
On the second day, there were a large number of beautiful long-legged beauties in the training camp. They were all thigh dancers collected by Senator Brandt from all over the country at a high price, and they toured with "Captain America" .
Rehearsing with a large group of beauties every day, Ling Yi is naturally delighted from ear to ear.
After a few days of rehearsals, the tour began.
As a result, there was a frenzy of worshiping "Captain America" all over the country.
Senator Brandt naturally made a lot of money from it.
Of course, Senator Brandt is not too dark, he gave part of the money to the front line, and part of the money to the newly formed Avengers.
The Avengers are closely connected with Stark Industries, and this money also activated Stark Industries' arms production line.
"What the hell, it turns out that Stark Industries got rich by dancing with me." Ling Yi, who knew the truth, couldn't laugh or cry.
With the last few tour performances left, Ling Yi found Howard Stark.
"Haha, Steve, you are a national celebrity now, when will you sign me up!" Howard Stark said with a smile when he saw Ling Yi.
Ling Yi said angrily: "Old Huo, when you grow mi.mi, I will sign it on your chest."
Howard Stark laughed and said, "Steve, you really know how to joke! Oh yes, you came all the way to find me, what's the matter?"
"Well, I need a shield." Ling Yi got straight to the point.
Captain America's shield is the most important weapon. If there is no shield, then what is Captain America?
(End of this chapter)
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