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Chapter 1206 - "Meh!" [Second update]
The first ones to appear on the stage were of course the on-site hosts. One was Huo Xing arranged by Zhai Nan, and the other was Cheng Gong, a veteran variety show host of ATV.
Cheng Gongli said first, "Hi everyone, welcome to the opening ceremony of Jiangshan Yipin "China's Got Talent"."
Huo Xing continued: "This program is titled and broadcast by Jiangshan Yipin, Taste of Jiangshan Real Estate, and sponsored by Delicious Food, Banner Cars, and Fengying Beauty Makeup."
Cheng Gong then said: "From now on, every Saturday night. You will enjoy a unique performance that surprises you."
Huo Xing continued: "Yes! This talent show is created by ATV, and it is the only civilian talent show in the world. Here we will welcome the entire Greater China region, the first China Talent, a commoner idol!"
Cheng Gong then said: "Here they will experience a miraculous journey that will change their destiny!"
Huo Xing followed up and said loudly: "I believe that everyone has a dream in their hearts, and that is..." As he spoke, he exchanged glances with Cheng Gong.
The two immediately said in unison: "Believe in the dream!"
The audience, who had already made arrangements, shouted loudly along with them: "Believe in miracles!"
After a shout, everyone present cheered.
Cheng Gong and Huo Xing nodded their thanks one after another, and Cheng Gong said loudly: "Among all the contestants, there is only one who will become the world's first civilian idol. His fate is in your hands, and there are three more." In the hands of a judge!"
Huo Xing cheered, "Let's welcome the three judges to make their debut!"
Cheng Gong said loudly: "Welcome our top Asian artist, Heavenly King Liu Jing!"
Immediately, Liu Tianwang walked out from the depths of the stage, nodded to everyone, and then boarded the judges' seat.
Huo Xing continued: "And our favorite Asian goddess, Han Xia!"
Han Xia followed closely behind and also appeared on stage, taking a seat in the judges' seat.
Cheng Gong paused, and then continued: "There is the last judge, who is also the one we are most familiar with, the vice president of ATV, the mainland ghost, Zhai Nan!"
As the final answer to the mystery, Zhai Nan is also the finale.
Although in terms of artist rating, he is much worse than the first two.But for this program and his influence on the players, he is undoubtedly the biggest boss.
The audience present also exclaimed when they saw Zhai Nan's appearance.
Although Zhai Nan has been busy with this show, everyone tacitly knew his identity as a judge, and no one revealed it to the outside world.
Even some ATV employees may not know that Zhai Nan will be the last judge.
After the three judges entered the stage, Cheng Gong and Huo Xing sang together again and began to introduce the rules of the competition.
After a brief introduction, the judges pressed the cross to end the performance, and then the judges decided whether to advance or enter the waiting list.
After the introduction, Cheng Gong and Huo Xing stepped off the stage immediately, and the staff behind them began to arrange for the contestants to come on stage.
And the three of Zhai Nan, taking advantage of the time, began to chat in a low voice.
Liu Tianwang took the lead and said: "This is the first time for me to be a judge like this."
Han Xia smiled, "I don't know what kind of contestants there will be, Xiao Nan has always refused to say!"
Liu Tianwang looked at Zhai Nan, "It shouldn't be too bad! Didn't they pass the audition? They should be some relatively strong players!"
Zhai Nan smiled strangely, "You will know later."
Liu Tianwang and Han Xia don't know the routine of "Talent Show", but Zhai Nan is very clear.So in the early audition, Zhai Nan set the criteria for the audition.
Contestants who have passed the audition only need to meet one of the two conditions before they can come to Xiangjiang to participate in the primary election.
First, there are players who are capable and amazing.Such players are the main players in this competition, and the real Chinese talents will also be selected from among them.
Second, it is wonderful.As weird as it could be, and as outrageous as his show could be.In short, it is a performance that you have never seen before, and you have never thought about it, but he actually performed it, so he can also qualify for the primary election.
The first type of player is based on strength.The second type of player is for novelty.
And the second type of player is the real ratings selling point.After all, novelty performances or weird jokes are something everyone loves to hear.
Compared to beauty contests like Miss Xiangjiang, it is much more serious.They are all beauties of Qing Yishui, and everyone has an elegant demeanor without the slightest mistake.
This kind of beauty pageant, everyone has long been tired of watching.And only with strange tricks and weird tricks can it catch people's attention and attract ratings.
So when Liu Tianwang thought that this show would be the same as Miss Xiangjiang, they were all skilled contestants. When they were competing on the same stage, Zhai Nan smiled embarrassedly.
While the three were chatting, the first contestant was ready.
Cheng Gong immediately stepped forward and said, "The first contestant is ready, can the three judges start?"
Liu Tianwang and Han Xia looked at Zhai Nan at the same time, Zhai Nan nodded, "Well, we can start!"
Cheng Gong said immediately: "The first contestant is welcome to come on stage." After speaking, he took the initiative to retreat backstage.
And the next one, who was also the first contestant of "Talent Show", caught everyone's eyes instantly.
I saw that the first contestant was an old man who was not too young, with a small cloth bag in his hand, with a kind face on his face, without stage fright, and said with a smile: "Hi everyone, everyone!"
Liu Tianwang and Han Xia didn't feel anything unusual, but the old man's age was quite surprising.When Ms. Xiangjiang only chooses fresh and beautiful beauties, the first contestant on the stage of "Talent Show" is actually an old man, which is really novel.
Zhai Nan then asked: "This old man, what's your name?"
The old man spoke with a strong northwest accent, and said, "My name is Li Fugui, and I come from the Northwest."
Liu Tianwang nodded, "It's an old man from mainland China!"
Zhai Nan directly spoke the Northwest dialect, "Is the old man Gui Geng this year?"
The others were taken aback, they didn't expect that Zhai Nan could speak the Northwest dialect.
When the old man heard Zhai Nan's dialect, his intimacy exploded instantly, and he also replied in dialect: "I'm 56 this year."
Zhai Nan laughed and said, "I'm already 56, and I'm still chasing my dreams!"
The old man smiled, "I have a dream, so I chase it!"
Han Xia couldn't help but said, "Could you two stop speaking in dialect? If you keep talking like this, I can only wait for the subtitles when it's broadcast to know what you're talking about."
When everyone heard this, they also laughed.
Then Zhai Nan said in Mandarin: "Okay, sir, let's start your performance!"
Liu Tianwang interjected and asked, "Brother, can you tell me first what you are going to perform?"
The old man said with a smile: "It's just imitation, I feel like I imitated it."
Zhai Nan nodded, "Okay, let's start!"
Hearing this, the old man shook off his small cloth bag, took out a sheepskin, and put it on.
The three of Zhai Nan, as well as the audience in the audience, all had puzzled expressions on their faces, and they couldn't tell what this uncle was doing at all!
After putting on the sheepskin, the old man lay down on the ground, "Meh!"
(End of this chapter)
The first ones to appear on the stage were of course the on-site hosts. One was Huo Xing arranged by Zhai Nan, and the other was Cheng Gong, a veteran variety show host of ATV.
Cheng Gongli said first, "Hi everyone, welcome to the opening ceremony of Jiangshan Yipin "China's Got Talent"."
Huo Xing continued: "This program is titled and broadcast by Jiangshan Yipin, Taste of Jiangshan Real Estate, and sponsored by Delicious Food, Banner Cars, and Fengying Beauty Makeup."
Cheng Gong then said: "From now on, every Saturday night. You will enjoy a unique performance that surprises you."
Huo Xing continued: "Yes! This talent show is created by ATV, and it is the only civilian talent show in the world. Here we will welcome the entire Greater China region, the first China Talent, a commoner idol!"
Cheng Gong then said: "Here they will experience a miraculous journey that will change their destiny!"
Huo Xing followed up and said loudly: "I believe that everyone has a dream in their hearts, and that is..." As he spoke, he exchanged glances with Cheng Gong.
The two immediately said in unison: "Believe in the dream!"
The audience, who had already made arrangements, shouted loudly along with them: "Believe in miracles!"
After a shout, everyone present cheered.
Cheng Gong and Huo Xing nodded their thanks one after another, and Cheng Gong said loudly: "Among all the contestants, there is only one who will become the world's first civilian idol. His fate is in your hands, and there are three more." In the hands of a judge!"
Huo Xing cheered, "Let's welcome the three judges to make their debut!"
Cheng Gong said loudly: "Welcome our top Asian artist, Heavenly King Liu Jing!"
Immediately, Liu Tianwang walked out from the depths of the stage, nodded to everyone, and then boarded the judges' seat.
Huo Xing continued: "And our favorite Asian goddess, Han Xia!"
Han Xia followed closely behind and also appeared on stage, taking a seat in the judges' seat.
Cheng Gong paused, and then continued: "There is the last judge, who is also the one we are most familiar with, the vice president of ATV, the mainland ghost, Zhai Nan!"
As the final answer to the mystery, Zhai Nan is also the finale.
Although in terms of artist rating, he is much worse than the first two.But for this program and his influence on the players, he is undoubtedly the biggest boss.
The audience present also exclaimed when they saw Zhai Nan's appearance.
Although Zhai Nan has been busy with this show, everyone tacitly knew his identity as a judge, and no one revealed it to the outside world.
Even some ATV employees may not know that Zhai Nan will be the last judge.
After the three judges entered the stage, Cheng Gong and Huo Xing sang together again and began to introduce the rules of the competition.
After a brief introduction, the judges pressed the cross to end the performance, and then the judges decided whether to advance or enter the waiting list.
After the introduction, Cheng Gong and Huo Xing stepped off the stage immediately, and the staff behind them began to arrange for the contestants to come on stage.
And the three of Zhai Nan, taking advantage of the time, began to chat in a low voice.
Liu Tianwang took the lead and said: "This is the first time for me to be a judge like this."
Han Xia smiled, "I don't know what kind of contestants there will be, Xiao Nan has always refused to say!"
Liu Tianwang looked at Zhai Nan, "It shouldn't be too bad! Didn't they pass the audition? They should be some relatively strong players!"
Zhai Nan smiled strangely, "You will know later."
Liu Tianwang and Han Xia don't know the routine of "Talent Show", but Zhai Nan is very clear.So in the early audition, Zhai Nan set the criteria for the audition.
Contestants who have passed the audition only need to meet one of the two conditions before they can come to Xiangjiang to participate in the primary election.
First, there are players who are capable and amazing.Such players are the main players in this competition, and the real Chinese talents will also be selected from among them.
Second, it is wonderful.As weird as it could be, and as outrageous as his show could be.In short, it is a performance that you have never seen before, and you have never thought about it, but he actually performed it, so he can also qualify for the primary election.
The first type of player is based on strength.The second type of player is for novelty.
And the second type of player is the real ratings selling point.After all, novelty performances or weird jokes are something everyone loves to hear.
Compared to beauty contests like Miss Xiangjiang, it is much more serious.They are all beauties of Qing Yishui, and everyone has an elegant demeanor without the slightest mistake.
This kind of beauty pageant, everyone has long been tired of watching.And only with strange tricks and weird tricks can it catch people's attention and attract ratings.
So when Liu Tianwang thought that this show would be the same as Miss Xiangjiang, they were all skilled contestants. When they were competing on the same stage, Zhai Nan smiled embarrassedly.
While the three were chatting, the first contestant was ready.
Cheng Gong immediately stepped forward and said, "The first contestant is ready, can the three judges start?"
Liu Tianwang and Han Xia looked at Zhai Nan at the same time, Zhai Nan nodded, "Well, we can start!"
Cheng Gong said immediately: "The first contestant is welcome to come on stage." After speaking, he took the initiative to retreat backstage.
And the next one, who was also the first contestant of "Talent Show", caught everyone's eyes instantly.
I saw that the first contestant was an old man who was not too young, with a small cloth bag in his hand, with a kind face on his face, without stage fright, and said with a smile: "Hi everyone, everyone!"
Liu Tianwang and Han Xia didn't feel anything unusual, but the old man's age was quite surprising.When Ms. Xiangjiang only chooses fresh and beautiful beauties, the first contestant on the stage of "Talent Show" is actually an old man, which is really novel.
Zhai Nan then asked: "This old man, what's your name?"
The old man spoke with a strong northwest accent, and said, "My name is Li Fugui, and I come from the Northwest."
Liu Tianwang nodded, "It's an old man from mainland China!"
Zhai Nan directly spoke the Northwest dialect, "Is the old man Gui Geng this year?"
The others were taken aback, they didn't expect that Zhai Nan could speak the Northwest dialect.
When the old man heard Zhai Nan's dialect, his intimacy exploded instantly, and he also replied in dialect: "I'm 56 this year."
Zhai Nan laughed and said, "I'm already 56, and I'm still chasing my dreams!"
The old man smiled, "I have a dream, so I chase it!"
Han Xia couldn't help but said, "Could you two stop speaking in dialect? If you keep talking like this, I can only wait for the subtitles when it's broadcast to know what you're talking about."
When everyone heard this, they also laughed.
Then Zhai Nan said in Mandarin: "Okay, sir, let's start your performance!"
Liu Tianwang interjected and asked, "Brother, can you tell me first what you are going to perform?"
The old man said with a smile: "It's just imitation, I feel like I imitated it."
Zhai Nan nodded, "Okay, let's start!"
Hearing this, the old man shook off his small cloth bag, took out a sheepskin, and put it on.
The three of Zhai Nan, as well as the audience in the audience, all had puzzled expressions on their faces, and they couldn't tell what this uncle was doing at all!
After putting on the sheepskin, the old man lay down on the ground, "Meh!"
(End of this chapter)
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