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Chapter 184 Old Monk, Private Visit in Weifu
"You stinky boy, fishing here again, I told you that this is a pure place of Buddhism, you can't kill here, if you do this again, be careful I will beat you, Amitabha, Amitabha."

The old monk was once again annoyed by Lu Xuanqing and the others secretly fishing in the small pond in the back mountain.

This kid really makes people angry and love him. If he really wants to discuss Zen and scriptures with you, he will be in admiration, but the things he does, sometimes he is naughty like a child, which makes him very angry.

"Old monk, calm down, calm down, a monk, how can you be so angry? It's not good for you to be like this."

"You brat, you're mad at me, mad at me."

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I am also kind enough to save these fish for you, look at the fish in this pond, they can't get reincarnation, they are flooded, and they got into my belly, I will help them reincarnate, how good? "

"Excessive words to reason with you."

The old monk's white beard turned up with anger, and his face was flushed. This kid really has the ability to piss people off.

"Old monk, you said that you have been in Buddhism for many years, why can't you figure this out? You said yesterday that the vegetarian dishes made by my wife are delicious. Let me tell you, the vegetarian dishes are made with fish soup, oh my! , you have also touched meat, and you have helped them reincarnate, so don't be angry."

"What? You gave me fish soup? It's a sin, a sin, I made a big mistake, a sin."

The old monk jumped his feet angrily, Yaoshou, where did this little kid come out, he was so angry that he was all blamed for his greed for food and drink.

"Old monk, don't listen to him, he lied to you. I didn't use fish soup, but soybean oil."

Su Qiuyu sat leisurely by the side of the river and lit a fire, while watching the two people start to argue, this scene happens every day.

This old monk is the abbot of this Hengjue Temple. This Hengjue Temple is very small, and only this old monk has a young novice monk.

As soon as Su Qiuyu and the others came, they were attracted by her cooking skills, and came here every day to eat, a very fun old man.

But every time I saw them fishing, I would groan very much, but I had no choice but to sit aside and watch them grill and eat fish and then recite the mantra of passing away. Of course, the saliva kept flowing.

This old monk is a strange person, very cute.

Compared with those eminent monks, the monk who became a monk halfway is a bit strange.

"Really? That's good, that's good, Amitabha, Amitabha, you catch less, just the two of you, two tails will be good, who will eat so many roasts, waste, waste."

The old monk comforted himself, and at the same time wanted to point fingers, both Su Qiuyu and Lu Xuanqing couldn't help laughing, this old monk is really interesting.

"Old monk, old monk, someone is coming to the temple, go and have a look."

The name of the old monk is taboo old monk. It is said that he has called himself that when he was young, and it is even more so now that he is old. The one who called him just now was the abandoned baby novice he adopted since he was a child. When the pilgrim came, he immediately stood up and said:
"A pilgrim has come, and the money for the sesame oil for the coming year has been settled, and the old monk is gone, brat, remember to fish less."

He left in a hurry, really not like a monk.

"Xiaoqing, this old monk is really interesting. He really talks and acts like a fake monk."

"Hahaha, yes, it's just that his Buddhist attainments are probably not worse than that of Grandpa Yu's good friend Dafo Temple's Zen Master Liaoran. Delightful."

"Yeah, it's very pleasing. With him here, the day is much more lively. Okay, Xiao Qing, don't roast two tails, lest the old monk will feel distressed again."

"Don't be afraid, they still have rhubarb to eat, and even small ash. After listening to the Dharma every day, the fish here have Buddha-nature. It's a great tonic."

"You still say you hate them, you love them more than me."

In fact, if they are not candles, Lu Xuanqing still likes them very much. For example, it is best to go far away to play by yourself, and come back when it is time to eat and sleep. Isn't that great?

Besides, the old monk is very anxious, but his footsteps are slow. Before he reached the main hall, he saw a man in black and a middle-aged man in a dark blue gown standing outside the hall with solemn faces. .

"I just said that the sesame oil money for the coming year will come, as expected."

The middle-aged man laughed loudly when he heard the old monk's teasing, and said:
"Yeah, I'm sending you money, be happy."

"Happy, of course I'm happy."

The two looked like old friends who hadn't seen each other for a long time, and they were teasing a little bit. If Lu Yifeng was here, he would definitely exclaim that this middle-aged man is none other than the current Emperor Kang and Wei Bang.

"But this year you came earlier than your son, or is it the old rule? Put on a long-burning lamp? Do it for three days?"

"Well, that kid has something to do, and he probably won't come until later."

"It's strange that you two father and son still keep each other's secrets from each other, but although your son didn't come, he brought me two disasters."

"Oh?"

Emperor Kang He was taken aback when he heard this just after sitting down, what do you mean?
"Seeing that the two young couples are harming the fish in my pond every day, and the aroma of the daily barbecue makes my fool want to return to vulgarity."

"No, it's obviously you, the master. It's a shame that you go to see other people's grilled fish every day, and your mouth is watering."

"How do you talk? It doesn't matter whether it's big or small. Go ahead and punish you for copying the Diamond Sutra 20 times. You won't be allowed to eat until you finish copying."

"If you don't eat it, don't eat it. I went to Mr. Lu's house to eat. The vegetarian dishes made by Mrs. Lu are delicious. Master, you have no luck these days."

The young monk was very mischievous and dared to choke. The angry old monk wanted to beat him up, but he was quick to pour tea and the man ran away.

Although Emperor Kang and let him listen to the general idea, he still understood. There is a young couple here, their surname is Lu, and they were introduced by his son, especially this surname, which is a bit strange.

"It was introduced by my son?"

"Yeah, it's said that students who are rushing for the exam in the coming year have to study behind closed doors. They are quite talented, but they are too greedy."

"It can make the old monk feel a little talented, it seems that the kid is very good."

"Being a monk has some potential. I have a deep understanding of Buddhism. As for the others, I am not a mortal, old monk, so I don't know."

Emperor Kang He smiled when he heard this, the old man became more and more shrewd.

"Sometimes I'd rather come to you and be a person in the mountains."

"You can't, you hide the dirt, your whole body is dusty, and you won't be able to clean it up in this life."

These words made Kang and Emperor hold the teacup for a moment, probably the only old man in the world who dared to say such a thing.

"Then I really need to go and see those two young couples."

"What are you going to see? There is a young couple in love, so you went to be a candle? Besides, you don't touch the scene? Aren't you a lonely family?"

"It's because people who are lonely are more willing to see the truth in the world, isn't it? Besides, doesn't it mean that the vegetarian dishes are delicious? It just so happens that you don't need to eat those things you cook."

Hearing this, the old monk was not annoyed, looked at Emperor Kang and smiled and said:
"Hehe, you're probably going to be disappointed this time. Do you think everyone can eat it? Let me tell you, maybe even if you showed your identity, that kid might not be willing to let his wife cook it for you. The wife and protector Yes, old man, I can't wait to be reincarnated as a woman in my next life, of course, it must be that boy's woman."

"Oh? It can make you, an old man, talk nasty words. I want to see more and more, what kind of true feelings in this world can be so touching."

"Dark head, lead the way ahead!"

"Yes!"

(End of this chapter)