Rob a prime minister to give birth to a cute baby

Chapter 1 Robbing the wrong person?
Jiayou three years, Meng Guo.

Qifeng Village.

"Tomorrow, Chenshi, the old place!"

Tang Moqi looked at the letter in his hand, and the corner of his lips curled up. With the strength of his hands, the note instantly turned into powder.

Now that he has time-traveled, he still wears it with his soul.Then 90.00% of the body in the previous life has already died. Instead of reporting to the underworld that does not know whether it exists, it is better to use the current identity to live well.

Just like the "Prince and Concubine's Promotion" she watched before time travel, others are still straight men dressed as women, isn't it true that straight men break their bends and adapt to women's bodies to live freely?
Tang Moqi rubbed her chest, at least she was still a woman who transmigrated into a woman, so she didn't need to think about her love orientation.What's more, she also inherited the good martial arts of the original owner of the body.

"Come here!" Tang Moqi accepted her current status and decided to follow the wishes of the original body owner.

"Miss, what are your orders?" A well-behaved maid appeared.

"Boil water for a bath." Tang Moqi waved his hand, lifting up the hem of the long skirt that was easy to fall.

"Miss is talking nonsense again. What is bathing?" The girl's uncommon words to Tang Moqi can only be understood as Tang Moqi being possessed by evil spirits, "Amitabha, I'd better ask Master and Madam to invite a Taoist back! "

"You are sick. I mean take a bath and change clothes." Tang Moqi patted the table, "Go quickly."

"Yes, yes, yes." The maid hurriedly fled.

The next day.

On the boulevard, a soft sedan and a car were surrounded by a group of bandits.

"Zhou Zheng, he has been an official for ten years, and he has taken away countless people's fat and anoints. All the people in Liyang hate him. If he ran into my hand today, it can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people! Xiaoer, go over and ask Mr. Zhou to come out!" Tang Moqi felt that since he accepted If you have an existing identity, then you should obey your body's will and become an outstanding green forest robber.

Xiaoer took the order, walked over swaggeringly, and lifted the car curtain rudely: "My lord, please..."

Before I finished speaking, I saw him froze there. After a while, he turned around and said, "Miss... he... no, we seem to have made a mistake..."

Tang Moqi raised her brows upside down, and stared at him fiercely with her big round eyes: "What are you doing?"

"Since my debut, I have never done any work that kidnaps the wrong person!"

Tang Moqi pushed him away and looked around...

very handsome!
Tang Moqi's eyes suddenly turned into star eyes.

The skin is as smooth as fat, the hands are as thin as jade, and the facial features are deep... It's a pity that this girl doesn't wear it to play a domineering president in modern times.

The man Tang Moqi smiled slightly.

Tang Moqi felt blood rushing up, sucked hard, and managed to suck back half of the nosebleed.

result,

"Cough, cough, cough!" The nosebleed flowed backward to his throat, Tang Moqi was unfortunately choked, and spit out a mouthful of nosebleed.

"You're coughing up blood. Consumption?" The man's voice sounded like a guzheng.

Tuberculosis = tuberculosis = tuberculosis.

Tang Moqi managed to equate ancient languages ​​with modern ones.

"You're the one who looks like a tuberculosis ghost. This girl is young and strong, and her blood is on the rise." Tang Moqi took another breath, making sure that her nosebleeds would not cause embarrassment, "Little San, that bastard, was actually mistaken by this lady... What is this little white face, how could it become him?"

"Presumptuous!" The man in Tsing Yi who was standing aside shouted angrily.If it wasn't for the master secretly sending a message to him, asking him not to act rashly, how could they allow them to be so rude!

"Whatever to put, you have to put it home and put it away! You are not honest on my mother's site, be careful to kill you for snacks!" Tang Moqi yelled back angrily.

The man in Tsing Yi shook his face and didn't speak any more.

"Miss, then, what should we do now?"

"What to do, how do I know what to do?" Tang Moqi took a deep breath, "Flying Pigeon to pass on the letter, tell Xiaosan that bastard to come back to my old lady, spoil my big business, and take his skin off!"

"Then, what do they do?"

"Take them all back and lock them up, and find out who they are before making a decision!" Tang Moqi sighed helplessly, "By the way, Xiaoer, go pick up the person inside and check whether he is a man or a woman. Wearing men's clothes, but looking more beautiful than a woman, what the hell, don't go back as a hermaphrodite!"

Xiao Er's face was contorted with a smile: "This..."

"What's this, if he's a man, you won't suffer a loss, if he's a woman, you'll still make money!" Tang Moqi kicked him, "Why haven't I seen you like this?"

Xiao Er stared at Tang Moqi, puffed out her chest, and walked towards Ruanjiao.

After a while, only a scream was heard, and Xiao Er was already hanging diagonally on a big tree not far away, his eyes rolled...

A big hand with well-defined bones stretched out from inside the sedan chair, gracefully opened the curtain of the sedan chair, leaned out, stood in front of the sedan chair, and stared at Tang Moqi coldly.

"I'm in Xiamengliu Nian. Unexpectedly, the 'Jade Faced Rakshasa', who is praised by everyone in the world, is actually a person with eyes but no eyes! He actually mistaken the majestic man in Xiaxia for a woman!" Meng Liunian's voice was still so pleasant that it made people drool. "Don't girls know that this is an insult to people!"

Tang Moqi squinted her eyes, so there are still some masters.Be quiet for so long.

This person is not simple!She instinctively remained wary.

"My girl only uses her eyes to see those she likes, and those who don't, I'm sorry, you can only use your heels!" Tang Moqi rubbed her nose, "Besides, a man who looks like you is so restless in the room, it's like the world The sorrow of a woman. What's more, you look like a greasy face, you can tell it's not a good thing!"

What a powerful girl, she is not forgiving at all!

Meng Liunian's eyes deepened, he still had things to do right now, judging from the girl's posture, it seemed that she was not prepared to let him leave.If head-to-head...

"What does the girl think?"

"Take you back to the cottage!" Tang Moqi sized him up playfully, "Seeing that you are dressed in plain clothes and gowns, and you look very poor, why don't you just stay here with me, provide you with food, accommodation, and fun, and have someone to sleep with you... "

Meng Liunian still smiled slightly.

Tang Moqi was furious, and continued to threaten: "You are so beautiful, I don't think my father would mind your gender, and I can reserve the eighteenth concubine position for you!"

The heavens can learn from it, her father is absolutely infatuated, uh, even if he wants to cheat, he is lustful and has no guts!
Three black lines slid down Meng Liunian's handsome face.

Meng Liunian laughed angrily: "At your father's age, I have done too much of this kind of thing. I am worried that his body will not be able to bear it. Naturally, I dare not think about the beauty of the eighteen concubines... If it were you, a girl , I can think about it!"

"There is a saying in the ancients that when a peony flower dies, even a ghost is a coquette! Although the girl is covered, but in my opinion, she must be a rare beauty. If so, it is my blessing, so naturally I dare not shirk it!" It's obviously a sloppy word, but there is no trace of obscenity in what Meng Liunian said, but it makes people feel that it is a beautiful thing.

Tang Moqi blinked, are we being molested?
This level of molesting is really high!
Tang Moqi rubbed his chin like a female hooligan, then walked up to Meng Liunian, reached out her small white hand, clasped his chin, stared at him with the eyes of a standard woman, just like a dream Liu Nian blushed.

He has grown so big, he has never been stared at by a woman like this!
Tang Moqi tilted her head, thought for a while, and nodded self-consciously, "That's fine, Dad doesn't dare to go out, otherwise it will be strange if mother doesn't fix him! Look at your nose is a nose, eyes It's the eyes, so it would be nice to snatch it back and make it to me as a villager!"

(End of this chapter)