Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 107
Zhou Hao couldn't imagine what it would be like when he got to that point. Although he didn't love cleanliness very much, and he didn't have a cleanliness habit, he could indeed do the most basic hygiene.

"Two meals of KFC! That's enough!" Zhou Hao shouted.

Zhou Hao let Yuan Yuan bite him before, but now he was cheated by Yuan Yuan, Xu Sun Dongliang was secretly happy.

Should!
"Three meals."

Yuan Yuan stretched out three fingers and said.

"Aren't you taking advantage of the fire to rob?!"

Although Zhou Hao still has some money, it is all his belongings, and he still owes Yu Qiuya 1 yuan.Although the house in Wu Gong's shop bears Zhou Hao's name, it was left by Zhang Shanyuan, and Zhou Hao would not sell it even if he died poor.

"Four meals."

Yuan Yuan has only four fingers in total, and one is tucked in the back. Those who have raised cats must know that.

"Five meals! Don't bother!"

At this time, Zhou Hao only had a head and two arms left, and the part below the biceps was all stuck in the mud.

"It's almost there."

Yuan Yuan's body suddenly became bigger, with a shoulder height of three meters, right?No matter how big it was, the underground space probably wouldn't be enough for it to stay. It stretched its long tail in front of Zhou Hao's hand, and when Zhou Hao grabbed it, it lifted its tail up, and his body came up from the swamp.

"You said, five meals."

After shrinking his body, Yuan Yuan raised his head and said triumphantly.

"Fuck you five meals, not a single meal."

I'm all in the tomb, and the previous meal doesn't count!
"Boss, do you believe that I will throw you in for another hour?" Yuan Yuan threatened, he didn't care what Zhou Hao said at all.

"Okay, okay, five meals will be five meals."

Damn, what the hell, who is the master?

Zhou Hao took off his shirt and threw it aside. He can't take this dress anymore. Anyway, he bought it online a few years ago, with free postage at 9.9. After wearing it for so many years, he should officially retire.

He turned on the flashlight and looked around the layout. Overall, it was somewhat similar to Zuo Ci's tomb.

Even the stone gate looks alike, except that the two oil lamps beside the gate are out.

Zhou Hao turned the lamp lightly and familiarly, and the stone door slowly opened.

"Fuck, mouse, have you been here?" Zhao Wunian asked.

Xu Sundongliang said disdainfully: "Isn't that how it's shown in movies?"

Zhou Hao ignored them, but said: "Ren Shan, there may be a maze later, so be careful."

"Oh"

Zhao Wunian and Xu Sun Dongliang also became cautious.

maze.

Sounds like a dick.

After the stone gate is fully opened, there is a long passage for two people to walk side by side. Unlike Zuo Ci's tomb, the end of this passage can be seen, and the entire passage is about 20 meters long.

"There's a fart maze." Yuan Yuan said.

Is there any, can't it feel it yet?

Zhou Hao also felt strange, except for this naturally formed swamp, is there really nothing harmful in Lu Bu's tomb as he said?
Dick up, let's go!

The four of them walked through the passage and found four stone gates in front of them.

It's still the same as Zuo Ci's tomb.

Birth, shock, injury, and death are the four doors.

The difference is that the three doors of life, injury, and shock are all open, and the door is facing several sets of skeletons.

Xu Sundongliang was a little scared, who wouldn't be terrified when he saw these things?
"Where are you going?" he asked.

"Does this still need to be said? It must be the door of death." Zhao Wunian said.

Think about it too, people are dead in the three gates, can things that are obviously harmful to people still go?

Zhou Hao robbed, no, went to Zuo Ci's tomb, the routine in Zuo Ci's tomb is that all good things are in the gate of death, so going to the gate of death must be the right thing to do.

"Yes, the gate of death."

Zhou Hao turned the lamps on both sides of the door of death, and the stone door slowly opened, and inside was a stone room about [-] square meters in size.

The walls here are engraved with various mythical beasts and fierce beasts. There are steps in the center. On the first floor, there is a weapon inserted into the ground.A sarcophagus lay horizontally on the steps, and a painting hung on the wall behind the sarcophagus.

The content is a woman. In the painting, she is wearing a thin veil of emerald green water. Her shoulders are shaved, her waist is plain, her muscles are fat, and her breath is blue. She is charming and boneless. She holds a wine glass in her hand. The body is in a toasting posture.

Beauty!Goddess!
In Lu Bu's tomb, there is such a picture, who else could this woman be if not Diao Chan?

People who have read The Three Kingdoms must know that Lu Bu and Diao Chan met for the first time at the residence of Diao Chan's godfather, Wang Yun. At that time, Lu Bu was Dong Zhuo's godson. , Let Diao Chan drink with him, who doesn't know that Lu Bu is lustful?Immediately fell in love with Diao Chan, Wang Yun said to send Diao Chan to his house in a few days.

Then Wang Yun invited Dong Zhuo over again. Lu Bu is lustful, but Dong Zhuo is not?Which man is not lustful?What's amazing is that he took Diao Chan away that day.

When Lu Bu found out about it, he came to Wang Yun angrily. Wang Yun said that Dong Zhuo forced Diao Chan to marry him, so Lu Bu began to feel dissatisfied with Dong Zhuo. Dry to death.

The above is the whole process of meeting Lu Bu and Diao Chan.

"Look! I'm here! Hahaha, let me just say I'm amazing!" Yuan Yuan raised his paw and pointed to a mural on the wall.

Although it is blurry, it can be seen clearly. In the painting, there is a lion with nine heads. The faces on each head are full of murderous looks and are very majestic.

"Pull it down. The pupils of this thing in the painting are vertical, like a snake. Look at yourself again. What kind of honor is it? Go out and say that you are a lion, ghosts believe it?" Zhou Hao buried it. Said.

The atmosphere was a little tense because of the pile of skeletons before, but after such a commotion, everyone relaxed a lot. Xu Sundongliang even said: "That's right, you are so cute, you don't look vicious at all, you really look like..."

He wanted to say cats, but then he thought about when Yuan Yuan bit his ass.

"...It really doesn't look like a lion."

Let's be more tactful.

"Then what do you think I look like?!" Yuan Yuan asked Xu Sun Dongliang instead of pursuing Zhou Hao.

Xu Sundongliang saw the way it bared its teeth, let alone a cat, the rabbit would bite people when it was anxious.

"Like a tiger, tiger, hehe." Xu Sun Dongliang immediately admitted his cowardice.

"Fuck you, the tiger has my dick? I'm the king of the forest!"

Besides living in grasslands, tigers also live in forests, but if you say that, tigers are still the king of beasts. Are you a beast?
If we really want to talk about this, there is no way to say it, because no matter where on the earth, lions and tigers can’t meet at all, and lions live in groups. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and a tiger meets a group of lions... okay? said.

"Yes, you are still the most dick!" Xu Sun Dongliang said.

"That's about the same." Yuan Yuan nodded with satisfaction.

Zhou Hao didn't care about their lions and tigers anymore, but threw Fang Tian's painted halberd out.

It's heavy to start with, but Zhou Hao can completely brush it up. Fang Tian's painting halberd is not as heavy as Xuanyang sword.

Zhou Hao waved it twice after imitating martial arts movies, and he looked like a decent man.

Zhao Wunian had the Wengjin Hammer. After the Wengjin Hammer was struck by lightning, although it was broken, it had the lightning attribute. Zhou Hao didn't worry too much about it. What's the matter?If the peach wood is struck by lightning, it is the legendary "lightning strike wood". The peach wood itself is the essence of the five trees, which can seek good fortune and avoid evil. After being struck by lightning, the effect can be greatly improved.

People can become immortals after being hacked.

Of course, if you are a person with self-cultivation, don’t read this novel, and after you’re done, you’ll run out in a nervous thunderstorm and let the thunder strike you. If this happens, you deserve it.

"Ren Shan, how about this for your use?"

Zhao Wunian took care of the equipment himself, but Ren Shan still has nothing.

"No."

Ren Shan is practicing Baguazhang, so he doesn't need any weapons, and this nima's three-meter-long Fangtian painting halberd, I carry it with me all day, is it sick?

Just waiting for your sentence.

"Then I won't be polite." Then Zhou Hao put Fang Tian's painting halberd into Linglong's teeth.

This was Zhou Hao's first public collection of things. Everyone thought that Zhou Hao ate this, and even Ren Shan was slightly moved. After all, Zhou Hao didn't see it when he took out the Xuanyang Sword for the first time.

Yuan Yuan's voice sounded in Zhou Hao's heart.

"Boss, that painting is a good thing, take it away!"

(End of this chapter)