Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 446 Sun Wukong

Zhou Hao was taken aback for a moment, he never thought that after Sun Wukong learned the Buddhist scriptures from the West, he would become a fighting Buddha, instead of fighting people, he would return to Huaguo Mountain to become a fruit seller.

Brother Monkey, you have fallen!
Zhou Hao was not in a hurry to chat with Monkey King, but first looked at the products in his shop.

Looking at the name of the store, Zhou Hao felt that it was a fruit seller, but after clicking in, there were still some other products.

For example, the limited edition diamond hoops, including head hoops, rings, and bracelets, are all said to have been consecrated by Monkey King himself, and as long as you buy them, you will be given a consecration certificate.

Zhou Hao almost burst out laughing, the consecration, and the certificate, which institution issued it?

Why are there no codes on these red stamps?
If it is in the mortal world, this is an outright liar, because no organization can issue such a certificate, it is just a printed matter, for the purpose of reassuring the buyer and letting the buyer tell himself.

This is so genuine, as long as I wear it, I can make a lot of money and stay safe.

Keep your grandma on the whistle.

But this is heaven.

Who is not a fairy?Just you will consecrate?Isn't it superfluous for you?

Just from this small incident, Zhou Hao could see that Monkey King was still cynical.The name of the store clearly stated that it was a Huaguoshan specialty store, but it sold diamond hoops inside.

One belongs to food, and the other belongs to decorations, which are not in the same category at all. Such a store is absolutely impossible to do.

When Zhou Hao first opened the store, he also studied some strategies, saying that for an online store, a store can only have one main category. If this store also sells that one, then this store will definitely not be able to do it. up.

There are many crown shops in Tianting, and the shop owners are all little-known little gods. Monkey King is awesome, right?The entire store actually only sold three hearts, which was not as high as Zhou Hao's.

Forget it, I'm here to learn avatar skills, not to buy fruit. How does his shop do, what does it have to do with me?
"Dear, are you here?" Zhou Hao sent.

Reply instantly.

"Yes, may I ask what you need? Our store has a big discount recently. Buy one get one free for all products in the store. Opportunities wait for no one. Guest officer, you have to hurry up! Oh yes, there is now a cashback event for posting good reviews Oh! There is even a chance to get a copy of my own autograph! Also, I just stole a ginseng fruit from my sworn brother, Zhen Yuanzi yesterday, do you want it?"

Well, Zhou Hao was speechless at what he said.

Buy one get one free...

Praise cashback...

Ginseng fruit...

Ginseng fruit? !

Zhou Hao suddenly remembered that Monkey King stole Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit and smashed his tree in the end. In the end, it was the merciful Guanyin Bodhisattva who came forward to solve the problem.

Zhen Yuanzi, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, disregarded the previous suspicions, and sworn brothers with Monkey King, which is also a good story that has been passed down to this day.

I didn't expect all this to be true.

What's more, what Zhou Hao didn't expect was that Sun Wukong actually lowered his figure so low in order to make a deal, no matter who Zhou Hao was, he would call Zhou Hao "you" as soon as he came up.

"That... Dear, I want to learn 72 changes, can you teach me? / Embarrassment / Embarrassment."

Zhou Hao thought that he should not talk nonsense with Sun Wukong, otherwise he would really lead him into a ditch and promise him to buy ginseng fruit in a muddleheaded way, and it would be ridiculous if he didn't have enough money in the end.

Sun Wukong on the other end of the phone frowned, thinking to himself: "What is this kid going to do? He actually wants to learn my old grandson's 72 changes? This is my housekeeping skill, how can I be so easy to learn?"

"Can't teach, get out."

Zhou Hao looked at the five characters on the screen.

Isn't the Nima contrast too big?You still called me "you" just now, let me get out now?

Do you want to do business like this?

"Why don't I exchange things with you? I'm a mortal, and there are many strange and good things in the mortal world."

Zhou Hao is still very good at bargaining.Before Zhang Shanyuan cheated him, it was also a last resort.

It’s like buying clothes. The more you like the clothes, the less you can express in front of the boss that you like them very much, or that you are in a hurry to buy them. Otherwise, the price will not drop a penny, even if it does, That wouldn't drop too much either.

Right now Zhou Hao is only talking with Monkey King with the mentality of "try it out", so there is a lot of room for bargaining.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and asked, "What's there?"

There are only so many things in the sky. Sun Wukong has been playing with them for hundreds of years, and he is so boring that he can't come up with new tricks at all.

Of course Zhou Hao took out his trump card - beer.

"Have you ever heard of beer? It's a very good drink, and there are cigarettes. It may be a little uncomfortable to smoke at first, but once you get used to it, it's still very refreshing. Ordinary people will be addicted to smoking once they get used to it. hehe."

Needless to say, for these two things alone, you can't buy them even if you travel all over the heavens.

Sun Wukong frowned, and said displeasedly: "I'm really sorry, my grandson is a Buddhist disciple, and I can't drink alcohol, and the cigarettes you mentioned are also not acceptable, because my grandson is a monk, with three thousand dignities and eighty thousand fine practices." , in addition to these, there are more than 200 precepts, one of which is to stay away from all addictive substances, and there is another precept called "sarcasm precept", which is to let monks stop doing things that make others say bad things , addicted to smoking, there must be people talking behind his back."

Damn, why are you so particular about it?

I don't think you are very likable, you refuse to teach me 72 changes, am I just talking bad about you right now?

After a pause, Zhou Hao continued to send: "Also, there is a delicacy called 'Latiao' in our mortal world, which belongs to soy products. It is fragrant and spicy. It is very delicious. How about I post a Give you a taste?"

At first Zhou Hao didn’t talk about it with Latiao, that’s for a reason. After all, Latiao is a snack, and it’s very easy to quit it, besides, it’s unhygienic.But tobacco and alcohol are different. Once this thing is addictive, it is difficult to quit.

To put it bluntly, Zhou Hao wanted to use alcohol and tobacco to control Sun Wukong, even if he refused to hand over 72 transformations to himself at one time, then take his time, one box of beer for one transformation, five packs of spicy sticks for one transformation, so that You can learn all 72 transformations by spending a few hundred yuan.

But Sun Wukong didn't accept this trick, so Zhou Hao had no choice but to make a bad move.

"Come on, there is a saying in volume eight of the Shurangama Sutra on the Head of the Great Buddha: 'All living beings seeking samadhi should cut off the five kinds of pungent vegetables in the world. These are the five kinds of pungent vegetables. Cooked food will cause lust, and eating raw will increase hatred.' This Five spices, there are peppers in it, but you can't eat anything that is irritating, you should keep it for yourself, I still have something to do, I will go to work first, bye."

What are you doing!

You can't eat what you can't eat. If you are a monk, you can't even eat chili peppers. What about the monks in Sichuan?The humidity in Sichuan is so heavy, you will definitely feel uncomfortable if you don’t eat chili!

Do you care if people are comfortable or not?What can you do if you don't let them eat?

Just when Zhou Hao was at a loss, Yuan Yuan came to help.

"Boss, this monkey likes to eat fruit. If you get some fruit that he can't eat, maybe he will teach you."

Hearing Yuan Yuan's voice in his heart, Zhou Hao thought it was true. When Sun Wukong was in charge of the peach garden, after the seven fairies picking peaches were fixed, he didn't even play with the fairies, and just slipped in to eat peaches.

It can be seen from this point that Monkey King really likes to eat fruit.

Just do it.

"Daughter-in-law, wait a moment, I'll go out for a while, and I'll be right back."

Then without waiting for Wang Xiyan to agree, Zhou Hao rushed out.

As soon as he went out, Lin Yinxue called to stop him.

"Zhou Hao, come here quickly." Lin Yinxue said while pointing her finger at Zhou Hao.

Zhou Hao didn't feel it until he was outside.

What the hell am I in a hurry? !
When I trap Monkey King with those imported fruits, he should be begging me!
Oh shit.

"Hey, isn't this my sister Xue in society? What's the matter?" Zhou Hao asked with a smile.

What they talked about outside just now was heard by Zhou Hao without fail, and now Zhou Hao started teasing Lin Yinxue.

Hearing what Zhou Hao said, Lin Yinxue felt that it was a bit of a shame, and asked with a smile, "Why are you going?"

Zhou Hao said bluntly, "I'm going downstairs to buy some fruit, what's the matter?"

"It's okay, I just have the membership card of Baiguoyuan, and there is some money in it, you can use it." Then he took it out of his wallet and handed it to Zhou Hao.

Hey.

It doesn't cost money to buy a piece of fruit. How can there be such a good thing in normal times? Zhou Hao stretched out his hand without thinking.

At the same time, the nurses next to him stared blankly at Zhou Hao's wrist.

(End of this chapter)