Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 448 Durian
Originally, Zhou Hao thought that Sun Wukong would rush to buy it when he saw that he didn’t need the money, but after waiting for 5 minutes, there was no movement at all.

Isn't this nonsense?

Sun Wukong looks like a man with no money?
He went to the west to study Buddhist scriptures, conquering demons and eliminating demons all the way. Every time he wiped out a monster, it was a great merit. In addition to merits and rewards, he was rewarded with fairy coins, which were all settled at the end. Monkey King might not be able to use this money for tens of thousands of years.

Although it is just such a thing, it is of great significance to Huaxia. After all, Huaxia practiced Theravada Buddhism hundreds of years ago. When the four masters and apprentices came back after learning the scriptures, it was Mahayana Buddhism, which made many believers The profoundness of the Dharma that all Buddhists have comprehended can be described as immeasurable merit.

However, Sun Wukong was so enthusiastic about Zhou Hao before, and it was all because he wanted to do business on Taobao.

It's not for making money, but I think it's very interesting to open a shop on Taobao to sell things.

It's like a person who drives a luxury car and goes to take a Didi Taxi. They don't miss the money, but it's just fun.

"Yuan Yuan, why is he ignoring me?" Zhou Hao asked unhappily.

Originally thought that he could conquer Monkey King with durian, but he didn't even care about Zhou Hao.

Yuan Yuan is eating happily at the moment, and has no intention of helping Zhou Hao analyze it at all.

"Oh, maybe he's shitting and didn't bring his mobile phone, so why don't he talk to you when he sees it? Who doesn't like things that don't cost money?"

Well, it makes sense, no matter how rich a person is, he will definitely not refuse a new gadget that doesn't cost money.

Zhou Hao sighed and sat on the sofa by the window basking in the sun. After Wang Xiyan ate a piece, he took half of the durian meat outside to share with other nurses.

Although his position has been promoted, Wang Xiyan has not changed, and is still the same as before.She thinks that if she treats others well, others will treat herself well. In this way, it will be much easier for her to arrange her work.

However, the fact is true, some of those nurses are older than Wang Xiyan, and their qualifications are deeper than Wang Xiyan, but no one is against Wang Xiyan.

At this time, Monkey King is really just like what Yuan Yuan said, he is shitting, after all, he eats a lot of bananas and has a good gut.

The reason why he didn't bring his mobile phone is also because Sun Wukong had such an experience. Halfway through the toilet, the mobile phone fell into the latrine.

There is no toilet in Tianting, which is similar to a latrine in the countryside. It is big, smelly, and dirty, but the fairy grass and fairy fruit poured out of these excrement taste good.

Even so, it was also a painful experience for Monkey King, so from then on, Monkey King pooped without paper, no, no, no mobile phone.

Seeing the message from Zhou Hao, Monkey King secretly cursed in his heart.

The mortal didn't look like a bad guy.

Isn't this nonsense, if it's really a bad guy, be careful to find a fight and defeat the Buddha after eating it?

Since the things don't cost money and they have already sent them over, that's fine.

eat chant.

Anyway, he said it himself, he sent it to me.

In this way, Monkey King took a picture of the durian, and Zhou Hao immediately jumped up from the sofa when he heard the prompt.

The item has already been uploaded to the warehouse, so it can be sent automatically without Zhou Hao delivering it.

"Look, let me just say it, don't I know the character of that monkey?" Yuan Yuan said proudly.

Zhou Hao didn't talk about Yuanyuan, but kept his eyes on the screen, wanting to see what Monkey King would say to him.

"What is this?! Why is it so smelly?! Are you going to kill my grandson?! / Angry / Angry."

Through the phone screen, Zhou Hao seemed to have seen the anger from Monkey King.

Before he became a Buddha, Sun Wukong was the king of all monsters. Zhou Hao was startled by these few words.

It's not because of the words, but because Zhou Hao thinks of Monkey King when he gets angry, can he not be afraid?

Zhou Hao took a deep breath and replied: "Don't worry, this thing is just like that, it smells stinky and tastes good, I can assure you, this stuff tastes better than stinky tofu, you don't like it Defeating the Buddha, do I dare to lie to you?"

This wave of big brother licked very well.

Wear a tall hat.

Seeing what Zhou Hao said, Sun Wukong said in his heart, "I'm sorry you don't dare."

Then he split the durian in front of him with his bare hands.

It doesn't matter if you don't chop it, once you chop it, the smell will be even stronger.

Among the 72 transformations of the earth evil spirit, one of them is "Qi ban", and Monkey King immediately used this technique.That way you can't smell it at all.

Sun Wukong's hairy claws have peeled countless fruits, but this is the first time for durians. Of course, he knows that the thorns on the outside are not edible, and the yellow inside is the pulp.

Picking up a piece of pulp, Monkey King threw it directly into his mouth.

Ok.

Almost choked to death on the big seed.

Forget it, I can't blame others, it's my old grandson who is too impatient.

After a pass of chewing.

"What is this?! Why is there no smell at all?! Are you brave?!"

If my old grandson is not a monk!It's already cursed, you know? !
wrong!

My old grandson is going down to earth to beat you up!

There is something like this?
Who are you going to lie to? It’s not easy to come here to lie to me. My old grandson seems like someone who is easy to bully? !

Zhou Hao was also confused, ran to the desk, picked up a piece of durian and ate it.

not bad.

Not to mention that I have tasted it myself, just seeing Yuan Yuan and Xiao Hei eating with gusto, it cannot be a product quality problem.

Is it because it is not the same durian?
No, people have promised that if it doesn't taste good, you can return it. If you dare to make this promise, this kind of problem will not happen.

"Don't be angry, just see if the environment is not good or the air is not good. I have tasted the same batch of durians, and they are delicious."

Air?

gas……

Oh, my old grandson just used the air confinement technique... I can't smell it.

Well, you can't blame him either.

After Sun Wukong lifted the air ban, he picked up another piece of fruit and ate it. This time he was not in a hurry, but chewed slowly.

This durian is already ripe and will rot in a few days, so it tastes very good.

The taste is indescribable, but it's delicious.

Let’s talk about durians. Some people smell bad and taste good. Sun Wukong is such a person. Others smell bad and eat bad. When you love durian to a certain extent, it smells better and tastes better. .

Good guy, once he has tasted the sweetness, Monkey King can't stop, the seeds sprayed out of his mouth are like cannons, one after another, with a long range and great destructive power.Fortunately, Monkey King vomited towards a place where no one was around.

Eat and eat.

Gone.

What are you doing?My old grandson is gone before he has had enough.

By the way, there must be Zhou Hao there, I will find him to go.

"Hey, handsome boy, are you there? I ate that durian, and then I savored it carefully. I used the air confinement technique before, but I didn't taste it. It was my old grandson who blamed you just now. The taste is really good. Not bad, do you have any more?"

Put it on!

Haha.

Monkey King, Monkey King, I don’t believe it anymore, as long as I have durian in hand, am I afraid that I won’t be able to learn your 72 changes?
"Ah? Finished eating? This durian is very precious. It took me a lot of effort to get it, because it was imported from abroad. Not only that, but the price is also very high."

Pretending to be aggressive, Zhou Hao learned this by himself, just like when he told Niutou that beer was a rare item.

Sun Wukong frowned.

How can this be fixed?
"It's okay, my grandson has plenty of fairy coins, and I can buy them with you. As for imported or not, my grandson doesn't understand, but if the durian is abroad, my grandson will lend you somersault cloud, and you fly over Just help me buy it."

I fuck.

Somersault cloud, a somersault for a hundred and eight thousand miles? !
You are so generous, you just borrowed such an awesome thing.

Isn't it natural?After all, he asked Zhou Hao to run errands to buy durians for himself. Can Sun Wukong be stingy?
Zhou Hao was also taken aback, after all, this is something in legends.

Moreover, Gan Jiang had told Zhou Hao back then that apart from the Soaring Sky Wheel and the Soaring Sky Wheel, there was no flying magic weapon that Zhou Hao could control in such a huge hell.

"Isn't it appropriate? I'm just an ordinary mortal, I can't control the somersault cloud, and I'm in school, the time is very tight, I don't have much time, what should I do?"

(End of this chapter)