Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 498 Warranty

Zhou Hao opened it and saw that it was the Queen Mother.

Hurry up and hug your thighs!

Although I didn't get any favors from the Queen Mother before, but with her status here, and a good relationship with the Queen Mother, there must be no harm to me.

Well, this idea is exactly the same as his back then.

After adding friends, Zhou Hao sent a "Hello", and then.

There is no more.

The Queen Mother was busy fighting landlords, so she added Zhou Hao, just to let Zhou Hao take a look, and she also reposted the Jade Emperor's post.

Seeing that the Queen Mother did not return to him, Zhou Hao began to see the photo album of the Queen Mother, and clicked on it.

Like the Jade Emperor, a typical husband and wife.

However, the Queen Mother also forwarded the Jade Emperor's advertisement, which made Zhou Hao happy for a long time.

He believed that the Jade Emperor had his own circle, and the Queen Mother must have one too. The Queen Mother's circle of friends should be mostly fairy ladies.

Hey?
When the time comes, let Shen Ruian make a few cute girl skins, and he can earn a lot of money.

I am so witty!
All in all, Zhou Hao never thought that the Queen Mother would help forward it, he guessed that this should be the meaning of the Jade Emperor, after all, the Queen Mother is also a person who does not post news.

This actually made Zhou Hao have a great impression of the Jade Emperor. It is impossible to estimate how much such an advertisement is worth, but it is very valuable.

It's like you go to a male Internet celebrity to advertise, and later you find out that the girlfriend of that male Internet celebrity is also posting your advertisement.

This Nima.

Isn't it equal to sending money?
Zhou Hao was not in a hurry to keep an eye on the sales data. He wanted to wait until night or check it in a few days.

cool.

It's cool, it'll be even better when you find out that the husband and wife are cheating on you!

But this is life, everything is known in advance, everything is going smoothly, this is not life at all, it is a bit bumpy, but it is comfortable to be able to ride the wind and waves.

Therefore, when you encounter setbacks in your life, don’t worry too much. Appropriate worries are necessary. If people have no worries, it’s okay. But after a short period of confusion, you should still muster up the courage to face life with a smile.

Even crying.

Don't let other people see it.

Being idle and bored, Zhou Hao looked at the imperial decree again, no, it was a document, or to put it shamelessly, it was a letter of guarantee written by the Jade Emperor to Zhou Hao.

This writing is vigorous and powerful, even if the Jade Emperor is not a master one day, it is a good way out to be a calligrapher in the mortal world.

Take a look at what this article is written about.

"Dare to marry Hongjun Patriarch, the Three Qings and the Four Royals."

Niubi ah.

If you write documents by yourself, you have to write a long list of names of gods, including 36 Tiangang, 72 Disha, and the names of stars. After all, your status is low, so you have to start with "disciple".

Fortunately, the Jade Emperor just said "I".

Awesome, awesome.

I really don't know when I will be so powerful.

Zhou Hao shook his head, feeling emotional, and put the document into Linglong's teeth.

No one saw that the exquisite teeth in Zhou Hao's mouth flashed a golden light.

Afterwards, the documents were not accepted.

I wipe?

And such a thing?
Is Linglong tooth out of order?
Zhou Hao faced Xu Sun Dongliang's cell phone and put his cell phone in.

It's fine, there's nothing wrong with it.

So Zhou Hao accepted the document again.

Or not.

Oh shit.

"What are you doing?" Xu Sun Dongliang asked in a low voice.

Zhou Hao shook his head, did not speak, and found the general with his mobile phone.

"Brother, what happened to the Linglong tooth I bought from you last time? Why is it useful for a while and not for a while?"

I remember that when I bought it myself, the link promised a 300-year warranty, but something went wrong before this year.

This thing can't be a fake, right?

The general had just woken up at this time, and since he experienced the incident of searching for the holy musket, although Zhang Shanyuan was quite frightened, fortunately, the result was very satisfactory, and the truth he felt was not lost.

Why are people so obsessed with money after dying in hell?
Sleeping with my wife when I have free time, shopping, traveling, it’s more practical than anything else, anyway, the shops are all taken care of.

Seeing Zhou Hao's news, the go-getter felt very strange.

"Impossible, isn't it? Linglong tooth is not a magic weapon for combat. It stands to reason that as long as you use it normally, it won't be a problem to use it for a thousand and eight hundred years."

But Zhou Hao can't lie to him either.

"Really, I just took one thing, but I didn't take it in. It's okay to take other things."

Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't work, isn't it broken?
Gan Jiang frowned and asked, "Brother, what have you received?"

"The letter of guarantee from the Jade Emperor." Zhou Hao said truthfully.

"What?!" Gan Jiang sat up directly from the bed.

Are you drunk? !

Who are you? !
The Jade Emperor wrote you a letter of guarantee? !
Zhou Hao also guessed that he didn't believe it, so he took a photo of this thing and sent it to the general.

"Here, this is it, can I still lie to you?"

The general looked at the words on the document, it was the Jade Emperor who advertised for Zhou Hao, and the authenticity was not considered, just the jade seal of the Jade Emperor, which is a treasure in heaven, no one dares to imitate, and Zhou Hao has no need to lie Own.

my mother...

Mo Xie saw that the general was so early in the morning, even sweating. He rubbed his eyes and asked, "What's the matter? What happened?"

General Gao Guanzi trembled and stammered, "Jade, Jade Emperor, here, write to Brother Zhou Hao, write a letter of guarantee..."

"What?!"

Mo Xie also sat up with a "shua".

Another case of husband and wife singing together.

She pushed the go-getter away, snatched the phone from his hand, and was equally shocked when she saw the photo.

Neither of them spoke, and time passed by.

"Brother, tell me how to solve this? Why don't you give me a new one?" Zhou Hao asked.

After all, the relationship between him and Gan Jiang is so good, free replacement is definitely not a big problem, and Gan Jiang still owes Zhou Hao 1000 million Mingbao.

Calculating the interest, it's not just that much money.

"Zhou Hao asked you something." Mo Xie was the first to react, and said with a push.

The general came back to his senses and quickly replied to Zhou Hao.

"Brother, it's not that my brother won't change it for you. How much money can a Linglong tooth make? The key is, even if you change it, you still can't fit it in."

Zhou Hao was full of doubts.

Can't fit in?
If you don’t want to change it, then don’t change it. At worst, I’ll just spend money to buy it. It’s not a problem to fit the entire Jiang Su in the small thousand world space inside Linglong’s teeth. The volume of this document is so small, there’s no reason why it can’t fit in it. ?
"Why?" Zhou Hao asked.

Gan Jiang smiled wryly, and replied: "The document written by the Jade Emperor himself, its brush, ink, paper, and inkstone, are all gathered through the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, plus his jade seal. Heavenly Court is a treasure, with the document blessed by Yuxi, this document can already be called a magic weapon, and Linglong Tooth is not on the same level as it at all."

This is true in the first place, it is okay to use Linglong teeth to hold ordinary magic tools, which is quite practical, but when it comes to magic weapons, they are not ordinary magic weapons, and Linglong teeth are not enough.

Zhou Hao nodded, that's why.

its not right!
"Then the holy fire gun that my master gave me, isn't it also said to be a magic weapon? Why don't you let me put Linglong teeth in it? Brother, you just don't want to change it for me? Then I can buy a new one? "

Don't take you like this?You owe me 1000 million and I have never pursued your debt, but now you are rubbing it with me for a worthless thing.

And the Jade Emperor, although I have some affection for him, but I don't think he would give me such a magic weapon easily.

The general is almost speechless, he is a big boss worth tens of billions, will he be short of this Linglong tooth's money?
"Brother, you are wrong. Is my brother that kind of person? The holy fire gun has no power because someone put a restriction on it, so it can be put into the Linglong tooth, but this document does not have it, otherwise, Brother, how about using a more powerful space magic weapon to exchange this document with you?"

Give your grandma a whistle!
My document is worth 500 million fucking dollars!
500 million, what space magic weapon can't be bought? !Want you to change? !

Is it you who will settle accounts?
And say you're not that kind of person?

Oh shit.

"Forget it, I'll use it as soon as I can." Zhou Hao replied.

The go-getters are in a hurry.

"Brother, everything is negotiable, why don't you make a price."

(End of this chapter)