Yin Yang Online Shop

Chapter 592

Er... that's right.

Because the God of Earth is quite special, although his mobile phone is also officially provided by the Heavenly Court, the network that can be connected is neither connected to the wireless network of the Heavenly Court, nor the WIFI of the Underworld.

I often switch between 2G and 3G, and I have no idea what 4G is.

Fortunately, after so many years, the work content of the land lord has become his own, and he has become familiar with it. If there is anything wrong in the heaven and the underworld, he will hardly contact him with his mobile phone.

After the death of ordinary people, Yin soldiers escort the souls of the dead to the Lord of the Earth, and then open the journey to the dead at the gate of the Temple of the Earth. This is a turning point between the mortal world and the underworld.

The biggest function of the mobile phone for the land is to listen to songs and so on. When the network is good, you can download the songs so that you can listen to them all the time.

Who else could that old lady be except the landlady?

She was also very happy to hear what the land lord said. Now there are fewer and fewer people who are willing to believe in gods. It is a great thing to receive some offerings.

Unprecedented!
"How much did you send?" the landlady asked quickly.

The Heavenly Court tried to keep its hands on human affairs as little as possible, which also caused a phenomenon, that is, some people believed in the Lord of the Land even more. However, this situation did not last for decades, and the Dharma-Ending Age had already arrived.

The land lord said angrily: "Isn't it always disconnected? I can't open it! You are short-sighted!"

That's right!
Didn't they all say that they were disconnected, and kept asking.

Poke people where it hurts!

The landlady was also a little embarrassed.

That's what happened.

"Old man, don't worry, let's see why people give you red envelopes first."

The land man said bluntly: "One of his friends got lost, and he wanted me to help him find it. Then I didn't have a good internet connection, so he sent me a red envelope if I didn't reply to him."

That's it.

"No, old man, how could a mortal find you through a mobile phone? This is not a trap, right?" the landlady said worriedly.

Even though it is not only the age of doomsday, but also the age of peace, there will be bad people if it is not guaranteed.

We have low mana, so it's better not to provoke them.

The Lord of the Land doesn't believe this.

"What's the matter? We are connected to the mortal network, so it's not surprising that mortals come to us. Isn't there still a shake in that WeChat? I can always shake some lonely girls..."

Before he could say the word "mother", the landlady gave him a look.

The Lord of the Earth is not bronchitis, but at the moment he is also a little guilty, pretending not to see this look, and continued: "After checking by the local land, those people are all liars, hmph, in my eyes, that kind of Of course there is nowhere for those with evil intentions to hide!"

What did Zhou Hao say?

Immortals almost all have the same face.

Eh!
Of course the landlady didn't believe this nonsense, and put the oil lamp on the table.

"I'm going to bed, you can order the red envelopes slowly!"

The land lord and the land woman have had a relationship for thousands of years.

There are also conflicts between husband and wife, but I have never heard of a divorce or something.

This is also the way landlady manages marriage.

After something happens, first consider the consequences, and then think about why the other party did what they did.

If it deserves forgiveness, just ignore him, let yourself be angry for a while, and then it's almost time to turn the page.

If not forgiving.

Then be angry for a while.

It is really unnecessary to hurt the other party with words or even actions.

Let's take a quarrel as an example, even if the Land Lord wins the quarrel.

So what?

Let her calm down first, and then coax her slowly.

correct.

Granny Meng from Hell recently endorsed a lipstick, I bought one to coax the old lady.

Just do it.

Landlord clicked into Po Meng's shop, and was hesitant when he saw the price of the lipstick.

800 Mingbao!

Robbery!
Put some color on your lips to get 800? !
The grandson who invented lipstick is missing a great virtue!

The Landlord looked at the time, it was only NO.14 today, and the salary would be paid tomorrow.

What can I do with this shit?

Have it.

Order that red envelope again...

In this way, the land public gave out red envelopes over and over again...

Zhou Hao was almost dying of anxiety.

"What's the situation with this land lord? You don't even want to give him a red envelope. Could it be that the land lord was threatened by someone who killed him?" Zhou Hao muttered.

That's right, otherwise why would he ignore me?It's obviously a small thing, if I give you money, can't you tell me?

Could it be that the Taishang Laojun came forward to stop it again?

This old forced child is a bitch, right?
Qing Ran said: "Are you kidding? No matter how powerful the Rimu people are, they don't have the strength to threaten the Chinese gods, okay? I think it might be that the land master is not online at the moment, why don't we wait."

Zhou Hao dissatisfied: "Impossible, I just saw him online, and more than once."

Yes, the gray head portrait jumped twice clearly, Zhou Hao could still see it wrong?Although there is no positive eye, if this is wrong, what is the difference from being blind?
The Landlord was sweating profusely from anxiety, and looked at his balance, which was only more than 600 Mingbao. This is the result of his own savings for more than 200 years. Usually, the Landwoman manages the accounts. To have this small private treasury, It has been quite difficult.

After ordering for a long time, the 2G network is always available, and the public is gradually discouraged. Rather than wasting time and energy, it is better to wait and see what happens.

I still don't believe it.

Can this network go down forever?

In case this change is between the first click and the second click, it will be fleeting.

Wouldn't that be a big loss?
at last.

When the land lord's eyeballs were bloodshot.

3G!

That's 3G!

The land lord quickly opened the red envelope.

Damn it.

A series of 8s scared the Landlord almost to the point.

Count carefully.

88888!

My mother, who grew up so big, has never seen so much money in her life!
Which rich son is this who came out to find someone?

The land lord just received the money, so without further ado, he went to Po Meng's to buy a limited edition lipstick.

The buyer left a message: Sister Meng, help me choose when shipping, help me get the best, not bad money, haha.

Damn, poor people feel like suffering when they get rich, for fear that others will not know that you have two forced money.

As soon as the red envelope was received at the other end of the land, Zhou Hao heard a notification sound from here.

Zhou Hao was so anxious that he almost died. After hearing this familiar voice, he was so excited that he almost jumped up.

Seeing that the red envelope has been collected, it means that the Landlord is going to tell Zhou Hao the truth.

Ok.

It seems that the Lord of the Land is not bad, he persisted for so long before he was dragged into the water by me.

Even now, Zhou Hao has bribed a lot of gods, which is not the truth that ordinary people can do.

Originally Zhou Hao wanted to ask, but he thought that the Landlord had collected all the money, so how could there be any reason not to do things?
Then began to wait.

1 minutes……

2 minutes……

Fuck you it's been 10 minutes.

The Land Lord never thought of telling Zhou Hao.

Ever since he received the red envelope, until now, the portrait of the land lord has been gray.

What do you mean?
I hesitated for a long time before, did you want to lie to me?
Zhou Hao couldn't help it either.

"What's your situation? Why didn't you tell me after you received the red envelope? Don't bring someone like you? I've seen too many gods, and there is no one like you!"

After sending it, Zhou Hao didn't even think about it, and went directly to the chief land owner of Suzhou, and he was also in charge of the one in the park.

Damn, let you lie to me for money.

I want to report you!
Take the money and do nothing!

Corruption and perversion!

I still don't believe it, I, Zhou Hao, still can't deal with you, a district-level land owner? !
Finding the Chief Landlord of SZ City, Zhou Hao looked at his gray head, jumping for a while and not jumping for a while.

Damn it.

What is the virtue of these two people?
Could it be the same person? !

The land owner in the park was sweating profusely again. He just received the red envelope and bought lipstick. The broken network has become 2G again, and the text he edited cannot be launched.

What can I do with this shit? !

Is the famous name of the land master in my park going to be ruined like this?
Pull it down, you have a fart name, it seems like no one knows you.

Don't you just look at how much money Zhou Hao has, and you are afraid that he is some great son of Xianliao?I took advantage of others, and didn't do things for others. In the end, others came to the door, wouldn't I be miserable?

It should be that the late festival is not guaranteed.

Zhou Hao stood up from Zhao Wunian's bed.

"Damn, this land lord is too outrageous. He took my money and didn't tell me where Ren Shan is. How can there be such a fairy in China? Shit!"

If it was someone else, I would be afraid, even if it was an ordinary person, but it was the gods of China who did this kind of thing.

God!

Qingran was also very angry, now that the world is getting worse, even the gods are playing this trick, and immediately slapped Ren Shan's table.

"Let's find him!"

(End of this chapter)