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Chapter 900 Black Elephant
If you think about it, if Zhao Wunian didn't use mana, he would never be able to beat Eighteen Arhats anyway.

After all, the gap here is too big.

It's not something you can win with your physical body.

It wasn't until he taught Zhao Wunian that Bai Xiang realized that he had made a mistake.

How can I teach him to use mana? !
"Wait! Brother, you are cheating, aren't you trying to trick me!?" Bai Xiang said anxiously.

If the Buddha finds out, he will definitely blame me!
Zhao Wunian was taken aback, scratched his head and said: "I didn't, I just asked you simply, not to trick you, I'm not so bad."

That is, why do you say it so ugly?
I don't understand, I must ask!
That's what my homeroom teacher used to teach me when I was in elementary school.

"It's over, it's over, the Buddha asked me to guard this level, but I taught you how to use mana, it seems that I must be punished this time, brother, I have one last wish now, can you give me another one?" A hundred packs of spicy strips? What if I can’t eat them in the future?”

Ok?
How does it sound like a last wish?
Why does it feel like I'm dying, not him?
Zhao Wunian shook his head and said, "No, no, why can't you eat it? We are friends!"

Don't worry, brother, if I have a bite of meat, I will definitely have a bite of soup for you.

Bai Xiang sighed: "No, brother, I feel that I am definitely not your opponent now, but the reason why you can beat me must be because you know how to use mana. I taught you how to use mana. , I feel that the Buddha will definitely think that I deliberately surrendered, this is letting water!"

Zhao Wunian was confused again.

"No way, the Buddha forbade you to teach me magic power? Why is he so stingy? He is still not human. What a big deal!"

I can't stand it.

It's just using mana, but everyone who lives in the sky will be fine, right?

Why can't you teach me?
Is it against the law?

When Bai Xiang heard this, he hurriedly said nervously: "Bah, bah, brother, it's not easy to talk nonsense! The Buddha saves all sentient beings, and the world cares about him, so he can't be stingy. He didn't forbid me, I was afraid that he would blame me later. I."

It turned out to be the case.

"That's fine, you don't have to worry, big brother. If the Buddha won't let you teach me, I will definitely call you and tell you. By the way, if the Buddha cares about the world, the demons will attack the mortal world immediately, and the Buddha will lead Are people coming down to support the scene?"

After all, relying on Zhou Hao and the others is definitely not enough.

There must be many demons and goblins in the whole devil world, how many people do we brothers add up to?

No matter how hard you practice, you won't be able to hold back for a long time.

But if Tathagata can bring his big and small bald donkeys to the mortal world to help out, it will be different, maybe he can directly beat the demons back.

Bai Xiang shook his head and said, "I'm not sure about this. How would I know what the Buddha would do. But the Buddha didn't say he couldn't teach you, hehe, that's fine, let's start?"

This time, Bai Xiang was finally smart, he could not answer any of Zhao Wunian's questions on behalf of the Buddha.

Otherwise, if the Buddha didn't intend to take care of this matter in the mortal world, Zhao Wunian would ask Bai Xiang's important person at that time.

What can be done?
Of course, Zhao Wunian didn't think too much about it, the most important thing was to improve his cultivation.

"Okay, let's start then." Zhao Wunian gripped the double hammers tightly.

In the next second, Bai Xiang used the old routine and appeared in front of Zhao Wunian in an instant.

It's just that Zhao Wunian didn't feel that he was fast.

In Zhao Wunian's eyes, the white elephant seemed to be running over. In short, Zhao Wunian's eyes could capture the moving picture of the white elephant.

Not being polite at all, Zhao Wunian raised his hand and hit it with a hammer.

"Ding!" sounded.

Bai Xiang quickly blocked it with his spear, then jumped back.

"Yes bro! I'm so happy for you!"

Still happy.

They are using your cultivation to fight you.

I told you to know that I would probably vomit blood with anger.

Zhao Wunian said seriously: "Thank you, continue, here we come!"

Fighting is fighting, you can't have a playful smile, this is what Zhao Daniu taught him.

This time, Zhao Wunian took the initiative to attack.

Not to mention, with the blessing of mana, it is fast to move!

Bai Xiang's pupils converged, and Zhao Wunian had already come in front of him.

His own white-tasseled spear is a long weapon, and it must be too late to block Zhao Wunian's sledgehammer.

There is a way.

White Elephant raised his nose and hammered it at the gold urn.

The hammer really stopped in mid-air.

The white elephant's nose retracted in an instant, and then suddenly lengthened again.

"Bang!" It hit Zhao Wunian's chest with a loud sound.

This nose possesses immense power, Zhao Wunian felt as if he had been hit by a train, and immediately flew upside down.

He quickly grabbed one hammer and threw the other.

After the other sledgehammer fell to the ground, it left a long trace on the ground, which was 18 meters long!
Zhao Wunian fell to the ground, and the white elephant took advantage of the victory to pursue and stab him with a single shot.

"Haha, brother, you don't seem to have much combat experience?"

Zhao Wunian didn't talk nonsense with him, he opened the spear with the sledgehammer in his hand, then turned around cleverly, and swung it vigorously.

The other end of the sledgehammer was connected to the hook, and immediately hit the white elephant.

Because of Zhao Wunian's turn, the other sledgehammer was not going straight, but spinning.

Soon, Bai Xiang was tied up by Zhao Wunian's seductive rope.

"This, this is the hook?!" Bai Xiang said in surprise.

Zhao Wunian was stunned.

What do you say?
The mouse won't let me say that the soul-hunting rope is a special treasure of the underworld, and it cannot be leaked.

But if you don't tell the truth, you're lying...

Then stop talking.

Before Zhao Wunian could speak, Bai Xiang shrunk his body again and got rid of the shackles of the hook.

Although the soul-hunting rope is powerful, it is only a first-order magic weapon. For ordinary people, even if the opponent's body becomes smaller, the soul-hunting rope will also become smaller.

But this guy is no ordinary person, he is a white elephant with six tusks under Samantabhadra Bodhisattva!
Zhao Wunian suddenly couldn't find him, he didn't dare to stay here any longer, he jumped back suddenly.

As soon as his feet landed on the ground, Zhao Wunian felt a chill behind his back, and a sharp wind blasted towards him.

Oh shit.

This white elephant is too cheap, why does it always like to do sneak attacks?
Can't you be serious and play a game honestly?

Zhao Wunian yanked the hook hard.

The sledgehammer on the other end flew towards him at a high speed, and his body also quickly moved away.

"Bang!" A sound.

The sledgehammer hit the fist-sized white elephant impartially.

Originally, Zhao Wunian just wanted to get away, but unexpectedly, there was an unexpected harvest.

Without thinking about it, he directly used the sledgehammer in his hand to hit the other sledgehammer.

"Boom!" A loud bang.

I saw an electric spark exploded from the sledgehammer, and it all fell on the white elephant.

The white elephant flew upside down in a daze, and at the same time its body also grew bigger.

Zhao Wunian saw it clearly.

The white elephant has evolved into a black elephant.

It wasn't that Zhao Wunian wasn't serious, but Bai Xiang's charred appearance really made people laugh.

"Hahahaha! Brother, how did you do this?!"

Bai Xiang didn't know what was going on, he just felt dizzy, and he touched his face.

In fact, you don't need to touch it.

He clearly saw the black ash on his palm.

"You, you, how can your hammer still carry thunder?! Aren't you cheating?!"

Oh shit.

"Brother! Why did I cheat again?! I didn't say before that the hammer can't carry thunder!"

It's not over yet!

Just say I'm cheating!

Am I that kind of person? !

Bai Xiang thought so too.

"Hey, I'm sorry brother, I was confused for a while, please forgive me."

That's right.

speak nicely.

I am not stingy.

"It's okay, continue."

Bai Xiang supported his old waist, shook his hands and said, "No, no, I have to rest for a while, I'm too tired."

I wipe?

"Can you rest in the middle of the fight? Who sets the rules?!"

Bai Xiang shook his head and said, "No brother, the Buddha didn't say you can't rest, just let me rest for a while, you suddenly became so powerful, my brother really can't beat you, my waist is almost broken."

overworked~
Zhao Wunian said disapprovingly: "Then you just let me pass the test forever? Take a rest slowly, so you don't have to fight again after you rest. When can I go out!"

No problem.

If I don't take you, it's fine if I say I want to take a break, after all, I'm breaking through.

You guard, you can't keep it anymore, you won't let me go, what do you want to do?

What can I do?
Eat spicy noodles.

Where did you go to get spicy strips?

"No bro, think about it, I've taught you how to use mana. It doesn't seem too much for you to let me rest for a while? If I didn't teach you this, you might not be able to beat me? Right? "

Well, what you said makes sense.

Zhao Wunian thought about it.

"Yes, you are right! Then you can rest, call me when you are done, and I will eat more."

With Zhao Wunian's appetite, that just now was not enough.

Speaking of eating.

The white elephant became active, as if there was nothing wrong with it.

Good waist, good legs, good spirit!
"What are you eating? Spicy strips?"

Zhao Wunian passed the chicken roll in his hand, and said disapprovingly, "Why do I eat spicy strips, that can't be eaten as a meal."

"Oh, then you can give big brother some hot strips, you are going out soon, right?"

Zhao Wunian pointed to the grass in front of him, and said, "Aren't there dozens of packs over there? You can eat it first."

You can't be too greedy.

It's even worse to be an elephant.

Bai Xiang smiled shyly and said: "Hey, brother, think about it, if you leave, who am I going to ask for spicy noodles? If we can see each other, then it is fate. Since there is fate, you can give me some more." You see, your elder brother is also very pitiful, for some reason, he lost 1000 years of cultivation, and he didn't know which bastard stole it, right?"

Considering his suffering, Zhao Wunian nodded heavily.

"Yes! The person who stole your cultivation is too shameless! If you don't practice yourself, you go to steal others! If you put it in our mortal world, you will be beaten to death. Then I will give you another [-] packs, brother, save it eat."

People in the Jianghu look down on them the most, one is a thief, and the other is an adulterer.

If the things stolen by thieves are distributed to poor people, it is called stealing.

Of course, if the rich man who was stolen did not do bad things, it must be wrong to steal from him.

In the early years, even the bandits paid attention to the "seven do not rob, eight do not seize".

There is also a way to steal.

The white elephant is happy.

"Really?! Brother, you are the most generous person I have ever met in my life! You will definitely become a Buddha of Wisdom!"

Oh shit.

"How many times have I said, I don't want to be a Buddha of Wisdom! Keep these spicy sticks away!"

Zhao Wunian took out one hundred packs of spicy noodles.

"Okay, okay, inappropriate, whoever wants to be, hehe!"

After Zhao Wunian had eaten and drank enough, and digested properly with his magic power, he stood up straight.

"Brother, I'm full, can we start?"

Bai Xiang waved his hand and said, "No no no."

"what happened again?!"

Is it over? !

Why don't you let me break through? !
I'm waiting to go down and save the mortal world!

Are you still a Buddhist? !
It's fine if you don't help me down and give me a hand, you're always consuming me, isn't this a waste of my time?

The white elephant crazily ate the spicy strips, and forgot to make his body smaller. He had already eaten more than twenty packets in a short time.

"You've passed."

(End of this chapter)