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Chapter 384 I Don't Like To Hear My Woman Say Other Men Are Great
This "we" refers to Su Wenwen.

Therefore, there are various wonderful archery competitions below.

In the first round, shoot arrows blindfolded.

Does this sound normal?

I'm sorry, but before you shoot, you have to spin it in circles, [-] times on the spot.

Then raise your hand and shoot an arrow.

Thus, Yunxi witnessed Lu Xiuzheng's miraculous heroine aura again.

After fifty circles, he raised his hand and shot an arrow blindly, and he still hit the red heart.

This is not the halo of the hero!

Yun Xi was shocked and couldn't help but find someone to complain about.

But beside her, there is nothing left to do.

"Di Wushi, why do you think Lu Xiuzheng's... archery is so good?"

She really didn't mean to praise Lu Xiuzheng, she wanted to say that Lu Xiuzheng and the male protagonist Halo are really amazing!
But she couldn't explain the words "male protagonist halo", so she could only replace it with archery.

"sharp?"

"Well, no one else could hit it, but he did it alone."

Yunxi didn't know that her unintentional words made the male god jealous.

Men, even Di Wushi is unavoidable, after all, he doesn't like to hear his own woman say that other men are amazing.

"Since it's so interesting, let's give it a try."

After finishing speaking, he leaned close to Yun Xi's ear and said in a low voice, "Xi Bao, you only have to look at me later."

Yunxi recovered from the heart attack of being bitten by the male god, and only then did he realize that he was jealous.

"Long Zai, did you hear that the male god is going to perform archery for me?"

[I heard that, can you be a little less later. 】

"Ahhhhh, the male god is too handsome, and the bow and arrow are too happy to be able to be held in his hands."

"Ahhhh, the male god's posture is too handsome, look at this narrow waist! These long legs! This seductive aura exudes from all over the body all the time!"

Long Zai: Just pretend I didn’t say anything, you can continue

Yunxi finally understood that sentence, as long as you are handsome, you will be handsome even if you play marbles, and if you are ugly, you will be shoveling shit when playing golf.

"So, compared to the male god, that pig-headed Lu Xiuzheng seems to be shoveling shit!"

Long Zai: ... as long as you are happy.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the male god is too good at spinning around! Compared with the male god, Lu Xiuzheng's circling just now seems to be looking down for shit."

Di Wushi spun fifty times cleanly, then raised his arm, drew the bow and shot the arrow in one go, with a bang, he hit the red heart, and squeezed out the arrow that Lu Xiuzheng had shot before.

Although he felt that this competition was too stupid to watch, and the movement of turning around was also very stupid, but Xi Bao couldn't help but like to watch it.

Yun Xi happily ran towards him, hugged his hardcovered arm, leaned her neck upward, her eyes seemed to be shining: "Di Wu Shi, you are so amazing!"

Di Wushi hummed lightly, but the corners of his mouth curled up uncontrollably.

"Want to see it?"

"think."

"Then go and sit obediently, and I'll show you how to shoot an arrow."

"it is good."

Di Wushi felt that he could see a smile on her soft white face, no matter how stupid he was, he was willing to do it.

But who can tell him why someone can come up with the competition rules of standing on the back of a galloping horse, turning somersault first, and then shooting an arrow.

Are you sure this isn't juggling?
The emperor has never released the truth, this is Miss Su's experience from watching juggling over the years.

Here, Miss Su, who came up with these tricks and contests, is already laughing. These things are enough for her to brag about in front of Su Ze for a lifetime.

(End of this chapter)