After the rebirth, the boss is slapping the face every day
Chapter 1075 Be careful, wife, don't move the tire gas
Chapter 1075 Be careful, wife, don't move the tire gas
Now that the man realized the seriousness of the problem, he immediately suppressed his smile, rolled off her body, and begged in a low voice, "Don't, don't, if my wife won't let me touch it, I'd rather be a monk."
Mu Ruo'an turned her face stubbornly, unmoved, "Then you can become a monk."
The man was hurt ten thousand points at once, he closed his eyes, and complained about his hard work, "But being a monk is very hard, not only can't eat meat, but also read Buddhist scriptures every day, the most important thing is, from now on I can’t satisfy my wife anymore, does my wife really have the heart?”
Hearing such a plaintive voice, Mu Ruoan got goosebumps all over her body, her bones softened, and her heart softened, "Okay, okay, let you touch it if you want, as if I'm bullying you .”
The man immediately beamed with joy, and gave her a big pat on the forehead, "Thank you my wife, she is the best for me."
Mu Ruo'an was dumbfounded by the man's childish behavior. If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she couldn't believe that a man who was as cold as a thousand-year-old iceberg in front of outsiders could be so soft and cute in front of her. Oh, no , is shameless.
"What time is it now?" She looked towards the curtain, and faint light came in from the gap.
Leng Yichen also glanced out the window, estimating the time, "It should be noon."
"What, it's noon." Hearing what he said, Mu Ruo'an sat up in shock, but accidentally pulled her down, causing her to gasp in pain, "Ah, it hurts."
The man hurriedly sat up, held her hand and told her, "Wife, be careful, don't get pregnant."
Mu Ruoan: "."
She glared at him, and said in a breathless way, "Fuck off, you're not even pregnant, where did the fetal gas come from?"
Is this man an idiot?
"It's hard to say, we were so crazy last night, maybe we are already pregnant?" The man didn't think so, but said seriously, "Otherwise, why are you screaming so badly?"
Well, talking to such an ignorant man, if you don't die of exhaustion, you will die of anger.
The woman puffed up her cheeks, and choked back angrily, "Isn't this to blame you, you were so crazy last night, you hurt me?"
"Ah, where does it hurt?" The man became nervous and checked in a hurry.
After helping her take a bath last night, I didn't put any clothes on her. Now she is still naked, with ambiguous hickey marks all over her body. In the eyes of a man, she is proud. These are his marks. No one can take it away.
In the end, his eyes naturally fell on her chest, and he couldn't take his eyes off, greedily licking his dry lips.
I really want to take a bite!
Chi Guoguo's gaze made the woman's face turn red, and she choked angrily, "Where are you looking, it's the pain below."
"Oh", the man responded, put away his straight eyes, and then, his eyes naturally fell to the bottom.
With a "poof", he suddenly became evil, and nosebleeds flowed down his nostrils.
"."
Nima, I saw blood again!
This man will have to eat some black-bone chicken and white phoenix pills to nourish his blood later.
Mu Ruo'an looked at the man who was in a hurry to wipe his nosebleeds, and lazily pulled the quilt to cover himself, so as not to make his pigtails stand up due to excessive blood loss, rolled his eyes, and asked, "Why didn't you wake me up? It's been a morning class."
"Do you think you can get out of bed in this state?" The man looked up at her, with two rolled up tissues in his nostrils, looking quite funny.
(End of this chapter)
Now that the man realized the seriousness of the problem, he immediately suppressed his smile, rolled off her body, and begged in a low voice, "Don't, don't, if my wife won't let me touch it, I'd rather be a monk."
Mu Ruo'an turned her face stubbornly, unmoved, "Then you can become a monk."
The man was hurt ten thousand points at once, he closed his eyes, and complained about his hard work, "But being a monk is very hard, not only can't eat meat, but also read Buddhist scriptures every day, the most important thing is, from now on I can’t satisfy my wife anymore, does my wife really have the heart?”
Hearing such a plaintive voice, Mu Ruoan got goosebumps all over her body, her bones softened, and her heart softened, "Okay, okay, let you touch it if you want, as if I'm bullying you .”
The man immediately beamed with joy, and gave her a big pat on the forehead, "Thank you my wife, she is the best for me."
Mu Ruo'an was dumbfounded by the man's childish behavior. If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she couldn't believe that a man who was as cold as a thousand-year-old iceberg in front of outsiders could be so soft and cute in front of her. Oh, no , is shameless.
"What time is it now?" She looked towards the curtain, and faint light came in from the gap.
Leng Yichen also glanced out the window, estimating the time, "It should be noon."
"What, it's noon." Hearing what he said, Mu Ruo'an sat up in shock, but accidentally pulled her down, causing her to gasp in pain, "Ah, it hurts."
The man hurriedly sat up, held her hand and told her, "Wife, be careful, don't get pregnant."
Mu Ruoan: "."
She glared at him, and said in a breathless way, "Fuck off, you're not even pregnant, where did the fetal gas come from?"
Is this man an idiot?
"It's hard to say, we were so crazy last night, maybe we are already pregnant?" The man didn't think so, but said seriously, "Otherwise, why are you screaming so badly?"
Well, talking to such an ignorant man, if you don't die of exhaustion, you will die of anger.
The woman puffed up her cheeks, and choked back angrily, "Isn't this to blame you, you were so crazy last night, you hurt me?"
"Ah, where does it hurt?" The man became nervous and checked in a hurry.
After helping her take a bath last night, I didn't put any clothes on her. Now she is still naked, with ambiguous hickey marks all over her body. In the eyes of a man, she is proud. These are his marks. No one can take it away.
In the end, his eyes naturally fell on her chest, and he couldn't take his eyes off, greedily licking his dry lips.
I really want to take a bite!
Chi Guoguo's gaze made the woman's face turn red, and she choked angrily, "Where are you looking, it's the pain below."
"Oh", the man responded, put away his straight eyes, and then, his eyes naturally fell to the bottom.
With a "poof", he suddenly became evil, and nosebleeds flowed down his nostrils.
"."
Nima, I saw blood again!
This man will have to eat some black-bone chicken and white phoenix pills to nourish his blood later.
Mu Ruo'an looked at the man who was in a hurry to wipe his nosebleeds, and lazily pulled the quilt to cover himself, so as not to make his pigtails stand up due to excessive blood loss, rolled his eyes, and asked, "Why didn't you wake me up? It's been a morning class."
"Do you think you can get out of bed in this state?" The man looked up at her, with two rolled up tissues in his nostrils, looking quite funny.
(End of this chapter)
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