My husband is born again

Chapter 157 Too Plump
Hua Hanxiang thinks that this stinky girl is dreaming.

She, a 500-year-old land god, wants to be a coolie's subordinate to a young girl?

"You're dreaming!" She stared at Ruan Ling, wishing she could strangle her to death with one claw, "I only regret why I was so soft-hearted, when I took away the godhead, I didn't kill you!",

pat!

Ruan Ling smashed the apple core on her forehead and said, "I don't like to hear what you say. Everyone is the god of the land. If you lose your own godhood, come and grab mine. If you grab it, you will grab it." Well, you are still confident. Who gave you the courage?"

Hua Han's fragrant face flushed, picked up the apple core, and raised her hand to throw it over——

However, when she saw what was in her hands, she stopped.

This is an apple.

Although it is just an apple core, there is still a lot of pulp.

Thinking of the sweet and sour taste, Hua Hanxiang's mouth unconsciously secreted saliva.

She stared at the apple core for a moment, put it in her mouth decisively, and gnawed it hungrily.

"Hahahaha!" Ruan Ling patted his thigh and laughed wildly.

It would be great if it was in modern times. She must take a picture of this scene with a camera, print it out, and stick it on the bedside. Every day she sees it, she can laugh and cry.

She was already squatting by the edge of the trap, smiling crookedly, when her foot stepped on the ground, Gudong fell headfirst.

There was a loud bang.

She landed face down in the middle of the trap.

Hua Hanxiang looked at her dumbfounded.

After a long time, a burst of wild laughter broke out in the trap.

"Hahaha, retribution, retribution!" Hua Hanxiang looked at her embarrassment, and her stomach hurt from laughing, "What is self-cocoon, I can see it alive."

Ruan Ling got up with hands and feet.

His face and head were covered with dust, and he looked even more embarrassed than Hua Hanxiang who had been hungry for two days.

She spit out the grass leaf debris around her mouth, disheveled and extremely annoyed: "My foot slipped..."

"Hahaha!" Hua Hanxiang swept away the anger and murderous aura of the past two days, she fell down laughing, and the two lumps on her chest dangled.

Too plump.

Ruan Ling ignored her ridicule, stood in the middle of the trap with a dull face, looked up at a small piece of sky outside, and muttered to himself: "It's over. I haven't had time to replenish my divine power. How can I get up here?"

"Ahahahaha!" Hua Hanxiang couldn't stop laughing wildly, "You deserve it! Damn girl, you also have today. When you were sitting outside complacently just now, you probably didn't expect that you would end up like this in a blink of an eye, right?"

Ruan Ling sat down cross-legged silently, with a sad expression.

Hua Hanxiang smiled for a long time.

Slowly, she stopped laughing.

The sun came up and the air was getting muggy.

His throat started to smoke again.

She sat down next to Ruan Ling, stretched out her hand and tugged on her already loose and thin collar, "I feel like I'm going to die..."

Ruan Ling glared at her: "Don't die too fast, I don't want to stay with a corpse!"

"Smelly girl, do you still dare to speak sarcastic words?" Hua Hanxiang glared at her, "Believe it or not, I will kill you right now?"

"Then you have to think clearly." Ruan Ling said slowly, fanning the wind with her hand, "The weather is so hot now, the corpse will soon stink, rot, and grow insects..."

"Shut up! Don't talk about it!" Hua Hanxiang was disgusted by her, "I don't want to die with you, a stinky girl!"

(End of this chapter)