I am the white moonlight of my daughter-in-law
Chapter 489 Fu Yanyan, you big villain!
Chapter 489 Fu Yanyan, you big villain!
For a sister with an IQ like this, knowing her father is equivalent to a living organism that must appear in a playhouse.
She doesn't know what to do, just be a family that can give birth to a baby, there must be a father and a mother.
So, after thinking about it for a while, Fu Jinyan suddenly felt that he had come up with an amazing way to make his sister call him dad all the time.
"Sister, have you ever played house?"
After hearing this, my younger sister nodded excitedly, "I have played, I have played with Xiao Ming downstairs. The two of us are in the kindergarten, and we play house with the children. I am my wife. He It's my husband, and Erha next door is our son."
Fu Jinyan: "..."
Three particularly dark black lines appeared on his forehead, and he said to his sister: "Sister, don't play with Xiao Ming in the future."
The younger sister couldn't understand, and she looked innocent: "Why? Why can't you play with Xiao Ming? Xiao Ming also said that he must marry me as his wife when he grows up."
Fu Jinyan: "..."
This bastard, he must go to the kindergarten to catch this bastard some other day, and then break the bastard's legs with a bench.
At a young age, do you know what love is?Obviously, he planned to abduct his daughter.
"Sister, this society is not as simple as you think. This society is very complicated. There are a group of men outside who can't find a wife and will make an appointment in advance. They are so innocent and cute, and they will be deceived by others, so you have to be careful This Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming is a big liar, he is lying to you. Let me tell you, you, Xiao Ming, may look good now, but when you grow up, you will become a chubby little fat man who is ugly One kind. And he will become bald, and when he grows up, he will still beat you, the kind that hits you with a bench, and will use scissors to cut off your hair, so that you will not be allowed to grow your hair. You became bald just like him."
(Student Xiaoming: Uncle, did I offend you? Do you need to blackmail me like this?)
After being so intimidated, the younger sister immediately hugged her head, with a look of grievance on her face, she was about to cry, she was equally sad, and wailed: "I don't want to, I don't want to become bald, I must stay away from this Xiao Ming in the future .He's a bad guy! Big bad guy!"
After hearing what his sister said, Fu Jinyan suddenly showed an aunt's smile, a very kind and harmonious smile, this is his good daughter.
Fu Jinyan touched his sister's hair happily, and continued to fool her: "Sister, so now I and your mother are playing house, you are my mother's daughter, so you are my daughter, you Mom is my wife, your mother's husband, and you are our daughter, so you have to call me Dad, do you know?"
After hearing these words, my sister didn't do what he thought. She looked a little happy but stepped back in fear, covered her hair and said in a particularly uncomfortable way: "So Fu Yanyan, you will become a big fat man. Then, your The hair will fall out and become a bald head, and then you have to cut off my Mama's hair, you make me a bald head, will you still beat my Mama? Fu Yanyan, you are a big villain !!"
Fu Jinyan: "..."
Who on earth said that my sister's IQ is not online, and spread rumors!Come out immediately, don't kill him.
(End of this chapter)
For a sister with an IQ like this, knowing her father is equivalent to a living organism that must appear in a playhouse.
She doesn't know what to do, just be a family that can give birth to a baby, there must be a father and a mother.
So, after thinking about it for a while, Fu Jinyan suddenly felt that he had come up with an amazing way to make his sister call him dad all the time.
"Sister, have you ever played house?"
After hearing this, my younger sister nodded excitedly, "I have played, I have played with Xiao Ming downstairs. The two of us are in the kindergarten, and we play house with the children. I am my wife. He It's my husband, and Erha next door is our son."
Fu Jinyan: "..."
Three particularly dark black lines appeared on his forehead, and he said to his sister: "Sister, don't play with Xiao Ming in the future."
The younger sister couldn't understand, and she looked innocent: "Why? Why can't you play with Xiao Ming? Xiao Ming also said that he must marry me as his wife when he grows up."
Fu Jinyan: "..."
This bastard, he must go to the kindergarten to catch this bastard some other day, and then break the bastard's legs with a bench.
At a young age, do you know what love is?Obviously, he planned to abduct his daughter.
"Sister, this society is not as simple as you think. This society is very complicated. There are a group of men outside who can't find a wife and will make an appointment in advance. They are so innocent and cute, and they will be deceived by others, so you have to be careful This Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming is a big liar, he is lying to you. Let me tell you, you, Xiao Ming, may look good now, but when you grow up, you will become a chubby little fat man who is ugly One kind. And he will become bald, and when he grows up, he will still beat you, the kind that hits you with a bench, and will use scissors to cut off your hair, so that you will not be allowed to grow your hair. You became bald just like him."
(Student Xiaoming: Uncle, did I offend you? Do you need to blackmail me like this?)
After being so intimidated, the younger sister immediately hugged her head, with a look of grievance on her face, she was about to cry, she was equally sad, and wailed: "I don't want to, I don't want to become bald, I must stay away from this Xiao Ming in the future .He's a bad guy! Big bad guy!"
After hearing what his sister said, Fu Jinyan suddenly showed an aunt's smile, a very kind and harmonious smile, this is his good daughter.
Fu Jinyan touched his sister's hair happily, and continued to fool her: "Sister, so now I and your mother are playing house, you are my mother's daughter, so you are my daughter, you Mom is my wife, your mother's husband, and you are our daughter, so you have to call me Dad, do you know?"
After hearing these words, my sister didn't do what he thought. She looked a little happy but stepped back in fear, covered her hair and said in a particularly uncomfortable way: "So Fu Yanyan, you will become a big fat man. Then, your The hair will fall out and become a bald head, and then you have to cut off my Mama's hair, you make me a bald head, will you still beat my Mama? Fu Yanyan, you are a big villain !!"
Fu Jinyan: "..."
Who on earth said that my sister's IQ is not online, and spread rumors!Come out immediately, don't kill him.
(End of this chapter)
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