Hilarious pet concubine strategy

Chapter 894 This couple is invincible

Yuyu looked worried, "Sister Xiaoye, could he... see that you are disguised as a man?"

A certain evildoer smiled calmly, and the corners of his eyes and brows were full of intoxicating tenderness, "But this king thinks that he might want to ask me why I found such a good lady."

As he spoke, he held Yuyu's hand tightly, "Because this is the greatest achievement in this king's life, and it is also the most proud thing."
Yuyu was moved, and held his hand instead, and said affectionately, "My lord, why are you always so humble? Your greatest achievement is clearly that you can always change your mind to a new height."

"Maybe it's because the king's love for his wife is endless and can always become more?"

A certain evildoer used interrogative sentences, so Yuyu discussed it seriously with him.

Frowning, he weighed it carefully, "Like my appetite, as vast as a starry sky, as deep as an ocean?"

"As far away as my love for you." A certain evildoer smiled lightly.

The corners of Xiao Chenzi's mouth kept twitching, and he finally managed to use a modern and popular saying——

"Did the Chinese of you two be taught by the physical education teacher?"
This misunderstanding was so bad that even such an honest child as Yuyu couldn't stand it anymore, and corrected him seriously, "Obviously it was taught by the canteen master!"

Xiao Chenzi: "..."

The two masked men couldn't keep up with their convulsive train of thought, and couldn't bear the nasty confession of a certain evildoer. They stood unsteadily by the table, wishing they could run away now.

Three seconds later, one of them did exactly that...

"Heh." A certain evildoer chuckled, "I failed the test."

Then he raised his hand at Yuyu, "Chop it up."

"Yes!" Yuyu cooperated with him very tacitly, and she responded like a little maid, and pulled out a dagger.

With a very sincere expression on the honest face, Yuyu said to the masked man A who was trying to escape, "I'm sorry, I didn't bring a knife, so I can only use this dagger."

Then he hesitated and said to himself, "The dagger should be able to chop meat..."

The masked man A was so frightened that he almost lost his soul, his legs limp and knelt down on the ground, he had no time to tell the truth from the fake, "Young master, please forgive me! Miss, please forgive me!"

No, failed the test?

The mission the young master entrusted to them was actually a test?

I just want to see if they are loyal. If the task is difficult, will they overcome it with all their might?

Frightened by the unscrupulous couple, masked man A automatically made up these things, and now tremblingly begged for mercy, "Young master is clear! The young master only said that he wanted the black gold bones on the young master. I thought the young master was not in a hurry and wanted to Come again to steal at night!"

Oh, that's the purpose~
One of them has a dark belly and the other is unscrupulous, so they easily revealed the truth...

Xiao Chenzi looked at it with a heavy heart, "Sure enough, I am the only handsome and kind person in this world!"

He sighed, "You all don't understand what a burden it is to shoulder the task of beautifying the world... I don't even want to be so handsome!"

When it came to the emotional part, Xiao Chenzi was about to cry. He quickly covered his face to cover up, stood up in a hurry... and rushed straight to the plate of food that Xiao Er had just brought in.

A certain evildoer flashed his figure, and his top-level qinggong was unimaginably fast. He blocked the door of the single room like lightning, kicked Xiao Chenzi away, grabbed the dish, and brought it back to his wife leisurely.

"...you two bastards!" Xiao Chenzi was indignant...

(End of this chapter)