dashing little Taoist priest

Chapter 171 Fatty's Poem
After taking a sip, the wine is not very strong, but very elegant, with a mellow taste.Unexpectedly, he didn't have much energy, so he drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

Seeing this, the woman smiled and stopped talking.

But at this time, the fat man suddenly said: "You all recite poems, and I will also sing one."

The corner of Ma Tiao's mouth twitched, and he said, "Just eat, why are you just joining in the fun?"

The fat man glanced at Ma Tiao impatiently, and said, "See? These are all elegant people. I, Niu Fei, have always been known as the geniuses of Nanzhong Middle School. If I don't recite a poem, it's really unrefined! "

"Oh? Since this fellow Taoist has such talents, I need to ask for advice. Please let me open my eyes." said the old man in the gray robe.

Seeing this, the fat man grinned, cupped his hands and said, "Oh, where is it, then I'll make a fool of myself!"

The three old men all looked at the fat man expectantly, thinking that they would hear some poetic lines.But Ye Feng and Ma Tiao helplessly covered their faces with their hands.

Because they know that the fat man is really going to make a fool of himself!And it's very embarrassing.

Sure enough, the fat man also picked up a glass of wine, got up pretendingly, walked around the pavilion... and then walked around again.

Then he frowned and rubbed his temples with his hands, with a look of pain on his face.Then walked around the pavilion again, and then... again.

Everyone was almost dizzy, and Huang Shaojie asked suspiciously: "Brother Fat, why are you spinning around?"

The fat man was depressed and couldn't think of a poem, so he turned his head and said angrily:

"In ancient times, Cao Zhi was forced to compose poems in seven steps, but now there is a fat man pretending to compose poems in seven rounds. Why is it so urgent? It's only four rounds, and there are still three rounds to go!"

As he spoke, the fat man continued to circle around.The brows were all furrowed, but I still couldn't figure it out.

Finally, the seventh lap was over, but the fat man was still rubbing his head.Facing everyone's gazes, he remained calm without blushing or beating his heart.

Just when Ye Feng and the others couldn't help telling him to stop being embarrassing, the fat man suddenly slapped his head and said, "There are poems, listen to them."

As he spoke, he closed his eyes slightly in a decent manner, and said:
"The rain outside, is it really so big! The people in the pavilion are so happy to drink... um~ that~ the wind, blowing gently, like a song. Faint, faint , like a gentle girl. Like the light figure in the rain, blowing by!"

Ye Feng and Ma Tiao buried their heads under the table, it was so embarrassing, they both felt ashamed to face others.

Team leader Wei and the five team members were also stunned. Even though they knew Fatty was a bit out of tune, they never thought he would be so funny.

As for the three old men and the woman in ancient costume, they were even more confused.They all looked at the fat man and didn't know what to do for a while!After a while, I heard the thin old man say:

"Forgive me for being ignorant, but I don't understand the poem of fellow Taoist, please enlighten me!"

The fat man waved his hand and said, "I heard that what you just said are all ancient poems, but is it modern now? So I wrote a modern poem to keep up with the times, hehe!"

Hearing this, the three old men and the woman suddenly realized that they looked at each other with the same expressions as before.In the end, they cupped their hands one by one and said to the fat man:
"Thank you for your enlightenment, Fellow Daoist, I have learned a lot today!"

Ye Feng and the others were speechless, Xin Dao really was a group of monsters who didn't care about world affairs, even the fat man could fool them, it was enough.

Fatty sat down, everyone chatted, and then began to eat.Most of these dishes are wild vegetables, but they are quite delicious.

While eating, everyone chatted with each other.At this time, the fat man said: "The three great immortals are really amazing. By the way, I don't know how you lost our two cars?"

As soon as the words came out, everyone looked at the three old men, obviously thinking that they must have hidden the car in order to let everyone come here.

Unexpectedly, the three old men also looked at each other blankly, and then the old man in gray robes said: "I have never hidden your car!"

"Ah? What about our car?" The fat man became anxious.And Ye Feng also looked at the three old men suspiciously, and said:
"Isn't it a few people?"

The three of them shook their heads, and the skinny old man said: "I sensed in the morning that there is an expert performing Taoism in the Western Mountains, so I am waiting for you on the only way back, hoping to invite you to a gathering, and it is impossible to hide How many cars belong to you!"

Hearing this, Team Leader Wei frowned and heard him say, "Then where did our car go?"

Ye Feng shook his head and asked again: "The three of you and Fairy are all people of profound morality. I don't know what happened at the place where we parked today. Do you know?"

"I'm really sorry, I don't know. However, we can help you check it out, but you have to wait!" said the fat old man.

"Then ask some great immortals to help you find it!" Ye Feng said with his hands clasped.

The old man in gray robes smiled and said: "It's a small matter, please wait a moment, Fellow Daoist!"

As he spoke, he waved his hand lightly.Immediately, everyone saw a gray mouse running out of nowhere.

The mouse was so strong that it was as big as a cat.After it ran to the old man in blue and gray robes, he heard the old man say to the mouse: "Look around, if there are two cars, hurry up!"

Upon hearing this, the mouse nodded like a human being, then turned around and ran away.

Ye Feng looked at the old man in the blue and gray robe again, and he was convinced that he was right, he was indeed a rat spirit!
There are also a lot of mice in the mountains. If they mobilize and look for them all, it will not be difficult to find them, so Ye Feng can feel relieved.

But the fact was the same. In less than half an hour, the big mouse came back.It ran to the old man in gray robes, and made a chirping sound, obviously talking about something.

And the old man kept nodding his head, and finally let the big mouse leave.Looking at Ye Feng, the old man said:

"The car was found, in a village near the foot of Xishan Mountain."

Ye Feng frowned and said, "Why did you run there?"

"I don't know about that. I have been cultivating in the mountains, and I hardly care about the outside world." Said the old man in the gray robe.

Ye Feng nodded, and said: "Thank you, Daxian, for letting me know. Next time I have a chance, I will definitely bring some Transformation Pills to you, so that you can transform into human form for a long time without consuming your skills."

Hearing this, the three old men were overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Then thank you fellow Taoist, we have gained a lot from our gathering today!"

Ye Feng was polite to them, seeing that the wind and rain outside still had no intention of stopping, he had no choice but to stay there, and could only look for the car tomorrow.

This night, everyone drank a little too much, and almost all of them were drunk.

The next day, everyone woke up at dawn and opened their eyes to see, but there was no wooden building, it was in an old pavilion.

(End of this chapter)