dashing little Taoist priest

Chapter 288

Ye Feng nodded with a bitter face, and said: "Careless!"

"Eh..." Long Feng's face suddenly brightened, he looked at Ye Feng with weird eyes, and said:
"Although it is said that there have been examples of wrong souls, this is the first time I have seen it. Can I ask you a question?"

Ye Feng thought that Long Feng was going to ask about his situation, so he could help him solve it. After nodding his head, he heard Long Feng ask:

"That...in a woman's body, what...how does it feel?"

Ye Feng: "..."

"Don't get me wrong, I'm just curious..." Long Feng said awkwardly.

Ye Feng suddenly found that the young man in front of him who he couldn't see through was also very funny, and he could be so out of tune at this time.

Long Feng smiled awkwardly, and said: "It's fine if you don't want to talk about it, then what, you wake her up quickly, or there may be a big problem with the wrong soul, see if she is fine."

Ye Feng also remembered when he heard the words, after all, the soul and his own body are the most compatible, and if the soul is reincarnated into someone else's body, some big problems may arise.

To give a simple example, if a person is possessed by a ghost, it will basically cause great damage to the person's body and spirit, and this is one point.

But in this case, the soul of the upper body is also in the body, but it is suppressed by the upper body ghost, so if the upper body is not long, the problem is not particularly big.

There is also a special situation, similar to what Xiang Fatty used before, please ask the ancestor to go up.This is different from the upper body of the ghost. Although the meaning is similar, the situation is completely different.

Generally speaking, almost all the patriarchs who invite the upper body have inheritance and secret methods.With this kind of inheritance and secret method, after borrowing the power of the ancestors of the past generations, the damage can be minimized.

Like the last time the fat man dealt with the blood corpse, he used the patriarch, but in the end he just collapsed.

And Ye Feng and Lan Mengmeng have completely exchanged their souls. Lan Mengmeng's soul has entered Ye Feng's soulless body, which is a complete fusion.

If the soul and the body conflict or do not match, there will be a big problem.Either Ye Feng's body part is malfunctioning and paralyzed, or Lan Mengmeng's soul is seriously damaged.

At this moment, Ye Feng, in Lan Mengmeng's body, only vaguely felt something was wrong, so it was not a big problem.

But what will happen to Lan Mengmeng in Ye Feng's body is unknown.Therefore, she must be woken up immediately to see if she is uncomfortable.

Ye Feng stretched out his jade hand, held "Lan Mengmeng" by the shoulder, and shouted, "Mengmeng~ wake up..."

How did Ye Feng feel panicked when he saw this scene.

After shaking a few times, "Lan Mengmeng" opened his eyes, reached out and rubbed his eyes, and then froze suddenly.

That pair of eyes as black as stars stared at Ye Feng closely at this moment, but he couldn't say a word.

Ye Feng knew that Lan Mengmeng must also be shocked.After a while, Lan Mengmeng spoke with a very gentle male voice.This voice is exactly Ye Feng's, but it has become very gentle.

"I... have our souls been swapped?"

Lan Mengmeng asked in disbelief.

In a trance, Ye Feng had a feeling of talking to himself, nodded, and said in a slightly rough female voice: "That's right!"

Then Ye Feng asked Lan Mengmeng if she felt uncomfortable or if she felt something was wrong. Lan Mengmeng felt it carefully, then lowered her head and looked between her legs...

It seemed that there was nothing wrong, and Ye Feng finally blushed and heaved a sigh of relief.

Just after the conversation between the two, Fatty and Matiao exclaimed suddenly, and said in unison: "Are you still wrong?"

Then the two of them looked at each other hastily, each heaved a sigh of relief, patted their chests and said, "Fortunately, we didn't return the wrong soul."

Then, the two asked Ye Feng together in a very tacit understanding: "How do you feel?"

Ye Feng had black lines on his face, looked at himself in front of him, then at Long Feng, and said, "Can you do it..."

"cannot!"

Before Ye Feng finished speaking, Long Feng directly refused.Ye Feng was taken aback, then smiled wryly, and said: "Her soul has been out of the body for seven days, and it is unstable. Now that the soul is revived, it can't stand any more troubles, right?"

Long Feng nodded and said: "That's right, there is also your soul, which is too weak and can't stand the toss. So during this time, you can only stay in each other's body, and when the soul is not so weak, in the Tune your soul."

Ye Feng smiled bitterly, looked at his daughter's body, and almost couldn't help crying.

But Lan Mengmeng didn't seem to care much, and said to Ye Feng: "I think it's quite fun, don't be so sad, I'm so beautiful, you don't look good when you are so sad."

"Uh~~" Ye Feng was speechless, looked at Lan Mengmeng in his body, and thought that this girl is so heartless!
But since things have happened, Ye Feng really can't change anything.The only thing he can do at this moment is to quickly nourish his own soul and Lan Mengmeng's soul, so that he can adjust his soul as soon as possible.

Since there is no other way at present, Ye Feng had no choice but to stop entangled, and said: "This is the end of the matter, and this is the only way to go. It's getting late, let's leave first."

The fat man rubbed his stomach and said, "Yes, find a place to eat first, I'm so hungry."

Ye Feng nodded, looked at Long Feng, and said, "Thank you this time, let's have some drinks together?"

Long Feng thought for a while, shook his head and said: "There will be more opportunities in the future, let's forget it this time." Then, looking at the strange girl lying on the ice bed, he added: "I want to be with her again!"

Ye Feng nodded and said nothing.

After leaving Tongtian Building, the four of them took a taxi to the small restaurant under the rental house.It was past nine o'clock in the evening, and there were still guests in the restaurant.

After ordering six or seven side dishes, a plate of peanuts, and a few bottles of beer, they started eating and drinking.

However, the four of them were looked at by other people in the restaurant with strange eyes.

I saw that the three men ate and gorged themselves like starving ghosts.Of these three men, one of them was Lan Mengmeng who was occupying Ye Feng's body.

She and Matiao Fatty hadn't eaten for several days, so they were naturally very hungry.

On the other side, an extremely beautiful and unbelievably cute girl was holding a pinch of beer and drinking it one sip at a time.There were already three empty bottles in front of me.

This girl is naturally Ye Feng who occupied Lan Mengmeng's body.

Ye Feng didn't care about other people's eyes, just drinking beer, suppressing the depression in his heart.While drinking, Ye Feng was thinking about how to live the days before the soul exchange?
As I drank and drank, my stomach was full and I felt the urge to urinate.Ye Feng got up and went to the toilet of the restaurant.

After going to the toilet, Ye Feng reflexively pulled the zipper.Maybe he was a little drunk, and then he remembered that this was not his body.

Suddenly, cold sweat covered his forehead, and Ye Feng's heart jumped.

What's the matter?To pee or not to pee?
So, from here, a question about physiology and morality, and about the peeing posture of men and women arises.

First of all, wouldn't Lan Mengmeng's body be completely exposed in front of her if she pissed?But if you don't pee, you will be suffocated...

After thinking about it, Ye Feng felt that it was impossible not to urinate.

So, pee, how to pee?Standing or squatting?

18. Standing, after all, Ye Feng has been peeing standing up for [-] years.But it seems that the current organ does not allow it.

18. Squatting, you let a man who has peed standing up for [-] years squat to pee?
Ever since, on this issue, Ye Feng started a fierce ideological struggle in the toilet.

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