dashing little Taoist priest
Chapter 96 Martian Master and Apprentice
Chapter 96 Martian Master and Apprentice
"By the way, boy, you are so young and your cultivation is so extraordinary, do you know who your master is?" Uncle Mao asked.
Ye Feng said: "The tutor is Taoist Qingfeng of Sanqing Mountain!"
"Sanqing Mountain~ is the Sanqing Mountain in Qingshui Town?" Uncle Mao asked.
Ye Feng nodded: "Exactly!"
Uncle Mao was surprised, and immediately said:
"A few years ago, I heard that there was an expert cultivator on Sanqing Mountain in Qingshui Town. I have never had time to visit him. Unexpectedly, I saw his disciple today. Even if the disciple is so outstanding, the master is even more amazing. I must go there when I have time. Let's pay a visit!"
Ye Feng smiled and didn't say anything, then he heard the fat man say, "So that tall man on Sanqing Mountain is really famous? Then I'm not bragging about scaring that haunted ghost last time."
Uncle Mao glared at him and said, "What ghost?"
"It was last time that a ghost lodged in a comb tried to harm a classmate in our class, but Brother Feng solved it. That's when we met Brother Feng.
Uncle Mao, you don't know, Brother Feng is so good at talking, and with just a few words, he can fool the old ghost into making sure he won't harm anyone."
As the fat man spoke, he smacked his lips and looked at Ye Feng with admiration.
Then Uncle Mao scolded at the fat man: "Stinky boy, what about you? I have been teaching you for so many years, and you can't even solve a haunted ghost?"
"Eh~" the fat man immediately hesitated, and said: "Well... I, isn't this brother Feng who came out suddenly? Otherwise, my fat master will definitely kill the Quartet, and the old ghost who beats me will cry for his father and mother..."
"Okay, okay, I don't know what you are like? How did I teach you such an unreliable apprentice. Oh, what a misfortune for the master!"
Uncle Mao sighed straight away, looked at Ye Feng with a clear look, and said: Why don't I have such an apprentice?
The fat man curled his lips and said, "Uncle Mao, I'm unreliable because you're his apprentice, right? Oh, that's right, why did you call us back in such a hurry?"
When Uncle Mao heard this, he hurriedly said: "Yes, it is of course something urgent."
As he spoke, he turned a computer monitor on the table in front of him to Fatty, and said, "Download a few games for me, I'm tired of playing Landlords!"
The fat man was taken aback, and said, "Uncle Mao, you called me back in such a hurry just to download a game for you?"
Uncle Mao raised his eyebrows and said, "What's wrong? Are you not happy?"
The fat man hurriedly said: "I'm happy!" Then he took the mouse like a grandson.
The fat man looked at the wallpaper on the computer desktop, which was a desert, and there was a small cactus in the desert.Can't help but wonder: "Uncle Mao, why did you set up your wallpaper like this? Is it yellow with a little green?"
Uncle Mao scolded: "What do you know? It's a cactus, which is radiation-proof. Labor and management play computers every day, so don't you have to protect yourself from radiation?"
When Ye Feng heard this, his jaw almost dropped in surprise.He stared blankly at the yin and yang Mr. Uncle Mao in front of him, and at this moment his heart was extremely broken!
In the conversation between Ye Feng and Uncle Mao just now, Ye Feng still felt that this old man was quite a gentleman.But when he mentioned playing games, Ye Feng was already a little speechless.
Now it is actually said that using cactus as a computer wallpaper can prevent radiation, which is even more unreliable than Niu Fei...
When Niu Fei heard Uncle Mao say this, he also said contemptuously: "Uncle Mao, I didn't blame you, how could you do such an unreliable thing?"
Ye Feng nodded slightly when he heard the words. Now it seems that the fat man is quite normal.But what the fat man said next, Ye Feng was completely convinced!
"Your cactus is too small, how can it block the radiation? Wait a minute, I'll change it to a bigger one."
As the fat man said, under Ye Feng's sluggish gaze, he changed the wallpaper into a big cactus, which took up the entire screen without revealing a single gap.
"Look, isn't this a good defense? There is absolutely no possibility of radiation!" The fat man said seriously.
Uncle Mao nodded and said, "You young people still know a lot, so what, let's play the game!"
Ye Feng was really devastated, looking at this pair of grinning master and apprentice, he had an illusion for a moment: Could it be that they are from Mars?
Let’s not talk about whether cactus can protect against radiation, even if it can really prevent radiation, can it be useful if you make a picture as a wallpaper?
A few minutes later, the game was downloaded, and Uncle Mao played Lianliankan enthusiastically!
Seeing that Ye Feng was speechless, he said, "Uncle Mao, you play first, and then I'll visit Uncle Jiu on the opposite side!"
Uncle Mao was playing vigorously, and waved his hand: "Go, go, both of you. Xiao Niu will buy some more food later, and drink with Ye Xiaozi at night."
Niu Fei agreed, and went straight to buy takeaway.Ye Feng walked towards the opposite Fushoutang, and the horse had already gone to Fushoutang before the horse jumped.
Walking to the door, Ye Feng took a look. This Fushou Hall, like Fuyuan Pavilion, is an old house.There are also three characters of "Fu Shou Tang" on it.
Immediately, Ye Feng raised his foot and stepped into the door of the house, suddenly there were visions, and the surroundings became dark.Following this step, Ye Feng seemed to have entered another world.The surrounding area is filled with black mist, and the surrounding area is obscure.
Being in it, I couldn't tell the front, back, left, and right, and couldn't see the surrounding environment. I just felt dizzy, and my mind became a little blurred for a while.
Ye Feng was startled, bit the tip of his tongue to keep himself awake, and then his mind was spinning rapidly.The next moment he knew that he must have entered a formation created by Qimen Dunjia.
Presumably it should have been arranged by Uncle Jiu, who is proficient in Qimen Dunjia, and it should be deliberately testing Ye Feng.Thinking of this, Ye Feng smiled, then raised his head to look around the dark surroundings.
After watching for about ten seconds, Ye Feng nodded and said:
"Seven-Star Bewitching Formation! No matter whether you are a demon or a human, if you enter this formation, you will have no direction or location. The formation is as dark as dark, and the mist changes, making people in the formation dizzy and eventually lost in the formation!"
After finishing speaking, Ye Feng thought for a while and said: "Then I will use the Tiangang Seven Star Step to break the formation!"
After finishing speaking, Ye Feng sank into his dantian, adjusted his breathing, and when he was ready, he stepped forward with his left foot dragging the ground, opened and closed his palms to cooperate with his breathing, and silently recited the first sentence of the mantra: "One qi and chaos fill my shape".
After the left foot is in place, then drag the right foot forward, open and close the palms, and silently recite the second sentence of the mantra: "Yu steps to push each other to reach Yangming".After stepping into place with the right foot, drag the left foot forward and recite the mantra silently: "Heaven turns back to earth and walks on Liujia".
With gestures and steps like this, the mantra continued: "Creep the gangsters to fight against the nine spirits, Yazhi subdue the evil spirits, the gods help me sneak away, and all disasters will never invade."
The techniques, steps and formulas are well coordinated, and the movements are crisp and decisive, smooth and smooth, and completed in one go.
When the last step was finished, Ye Feng felt refreshed.And the gloomy environment around him also dissipated at the same time as he took the last step!
The seven stars of Tiangang broke through the seven-star ecstasy array!
Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a reward
(End of this chapter)
"By the way, boy, you are so young and your cultivation is so extraordinary, do you know who your master is?" Uncle Mao asked.
Ye Feng said: "The tutor is Taoist Qingfeng of Sanqing Mountain!"
"Sanqing Mountain~ is the Sanqing Mountain in Qingshui Town?" Uncle Mao asked.
Ye Feng nodded: "Exactly!"
Uncle Mao was surprised, and immediately said:
"A few years ago, I heard that there was an expert cultivator on Sanqing Mountain in Qingshui Town. I have never had time to visit him. Unexpectedly, I saw his disciple today. Even if the disciple is so outstanding, the master is even more amazing. I must go there when I have time. Let's pay a visit!"
Ye Feng smiled and didn't say anything, then he heard the fat man say, "So that tall man on Sanqing Mountain is really famous? Then I'm not bragging about scaring that haunted ghost last time."
Uncle Mao glared at him and said, "What ghost?"
"It was last time that a ghost lodged in a comb tried to harm a classmate in our class, but Brother Feng solved it. That's when we met Brother Feng.
Uncle Mao, you don't know, Brother Feng is so good at talking, and with just a few words, he can fool the old ghost into making sure he won't harm anyone."
As the fat man spoke, he smacked his lips and looked at Ye Feng with admiration.
Then Uncle Mao scolded at the fat man: "Stinky boy, what about you? I have been teaching you for so many years, and you can't even solve a haunted ghost?"
"Eh~" the fat man immediately hesitated, and said: "Well... I, isn't this brother Feng who came out suddenly? Otherwise, my fat master will definitely kill the Quartet, and the old ghost who beats me will cry for his father and mother..."
"Okay, okay, I don't know what you are like? How did I teach you such an unreliable apprentice. Oh, what a misfortune for the master!"
Uncle Mao sighed straight away, looked at Ye Feng with a clear look, and said: Why don't I have such an apprentice?
The fat man curled his lips and said, "Uncle Mao, I'm unreliable because you're his apprentice, right? Oh, that's right, why did you call us back in such a hurry?"
When Uncle Mao heard this, he hurriedly said: "Yes, it is of course something urgent."
As he spoke, he turned a computer monitor on the table in front of him to Fatty, and said, "Download a few games for me, I'm tired of playing Landlords!"
The fat man was taken aback, and said, "Uncle Mao, you called me back in such a hurry just to download a game for you?"
Uncle Mao raised his eyebrows and said, "What's wrong? Are you not happy?"
The fat man hurriedly said: "I'm happy!" Then he took the mouse like a grandson.
The fat man looked at the wallpaper on the computer desktop, which was a desert, and there was a small cactus in the desert.Can't help but wonder: "Uncle Mao, why did you set up your wallpaper like this? Is it yellow with a little green?"
Uncle Mao scolded: "What do you know? It's a cactus, which is radiation-proof. Labor and management play computers every day, so don't you have to protect yourself from radiation?"
When Ye Feng heard this, his jaw almost dropped in surprise.He stared blankly at the yin and yang Mr. Uncle Mao in front of him, and at this moment his heart was extremely broken!
In the conversation between Ye Feng and Uncle Mao just now, Ye Feng still felt that this old man was quite a gentleman.But when he mentioned playing games, Ye Feng was already a little speechless.
Now it is actually said that using cactus as a computer wallpaper can prevent radiation, which is even more unreliable than Niu Fei...
When Niu Fei heard Uncle Mao say this, he also said contemptuously: "Uncle Mao, I didn't blame you, how could you do such an unreliable thing?"
Ye Feng nodded slightly when he heard the words. Now it seems that the fat man is quite normal.But what the fat man said next, Ye Feng was completely convinced!
"Your cactus is too small, how can it block the radiation? Wait a minute, I'll change it to a bigger one."
As the fat man said, under Ye Feng's sluggish gaze, he changed the wallpaper into a big cactus, which took up the entire screen without revealing a single gap.
"Look, isn't this a good defense? There is absolutely no possibility of radiation!" The fat man said seriously.
Uncle Mao nodded and said, "You young people still know a lot, so what, let's play the game!"
Ye Feng was really devastated, looking at this pair of grinning master and apprentice, he had an illusion for a moment: Could it be that they are from Mars?
Let’s not talk about whether cactus can protect against radiation, even if it can really prevent radiation, can it be useful if you make a picture as a wallpaper?
A few minutes later, the game was downloaded, and Uncle Mao played Lianliankan enthusiastically!
Seeing that Ye Feng was speechless, he said, "Uncle Mao, you play first, and then I'll visit Uncle Jiu on the opposite side!"
Uncle Mao was playing vigorously, and waved his hand: "Go, go, both of you. Xiao Niu will buy some more food later, and drink with Ye Xiaozi at night."
Niu Fei agreed, and went straight to buy takeaway.Ye Feng walked towards the opposite Fushoutang, and the horse had already gone to Fushoutang before the horse jumped.
Walking to the door, Ye Feng took a look. This Fushou Hall, like Fuyuan Pavilion, is an old house.There are also three characters of "Fu Shou Tang" on it.
Immediately, Ye Feng raised his foot and stepped into the door of the house, suddenly there were visions, and the surroundings became dark.Following this step, Ye Feng seemed to have entered another world.The surrounding area is filled with black mist, and the surrounding area is obscure.
Being in it, I couldn't tell the front, back, left, and right, and couldn't see the surrounding environment. I just felt dizzy, and my mind became a little blurred for a while.
Ye Feng was startled, bit the tip of his tongue to keep himself awake, and then his mind was spinning rapidly.The next moment he knew that he must have entered a formation created by Qimen Dunjia.
Presumably it should have been arranged by Uncle Jiu, who is proficient in Qimen Dunjia, and it should be deliberately testing Ye Feng.Thinking of this, Ye Feng smiled, then raised his head to look around the dark surroundings.
After watching for about ten seconds, Ye Feng nodded and said:
"Seven-Star Bewitching Formation! No matter whether you are a demon or a human, if you enter this formation, you will have no direction or location. The formation is as dark as dark, and the mist changes, making people in the formation dizzy and eventually lost in the formation!"
After finishing speaking, Ye Feng thought for a while and said: "Then I will use the Tiangang Seven Star Step to break the formation!"
After finishing speaking, Ye Feng sank into his dantian, adjusted his breathing, and when he was ready, he stepped forward with his left foot dragging the ground, opened and closed his palms to cooperate with his breathing, and silently recited the first sentence of the mantra: "One qi and chaos fill my shape".
After the left foot is in place, then drag the right foot forward, open and close the palms, and silently recite the second sentence of the mantra: "Yu steps to push each other to reach Yangming".After stepping into place with the right foot, drag the left foot forward and recite the mantra silently: "Heaven turns back to earth and walks on Liujia".
With gestures and steps like this, the mantra continued: "Creep the gangsters to fight against the nine spirits, Yazhi subdue the evil spirits, the gods help me sneak away, and all disasters will never invade."
The techniques, steps and formulas are well coordinated, and the movements are crisp and decisive, smooth and smooth, and completed in one go.
When the last step was finished, Ye Feng felt refreshed.And the gloomy environment around him also dissipated at the same time as he took the last step!
The seven stars of Tiangang broke through the seven-star ecstasy array!
Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for a reward
(End of this chapter)
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