Minister Ben Hongzhuang: Lord Xiangguo, I am happy!

Chapter 375 Helping You Out of Misery

"I owe you a beating!" Nan Fengchen said with a cool smile.

Dare to give his little lady a marriage, has he agreed?Dare to touch the hand of his little lady, did you ask him if he agreed?Stealing his belongings without his consent.

Then we have to talk!

Nan Fengchen pondered for a while while writing, and said to himself: "What should I write for you?"

He felt that the word 'cheap' deserved the title of Queen Mother in the world.

So he wrote the word "cheap" on Shangguan Qin's left face.

"The other side is empty and it doesn't look very good. What should I write?"

Nan Fengchen pondered for a while, took a pen and dipped some ink, and wrote the word 'prostitute' on Shangguan Qin's right face.

"Slut whore! Yes, yes."

Nan Fengchen looked at his masterpiece and praised it with satisfaction.The so-called "cheap prostitutes" are very cheap prostitutes.

"Hey~ No matter how you look at it, you don't like it. What should I do?"

To be honest, Shangguan Qin doesn't look very good, but his hair is well maintained.

This hair is also quite an eyesore.

At least he thought so.

Girls~ Everyone must be good-looking, and a good-looking face must be decorated with a head of beautiful hair.

So Nan Fengchen found a more interesting punishment.

She cut off all her hair and told Shangguan Qin how to comb her hair into a bun.

When Nan Fengchen jumped out of bed and came back, he had a pair of scissors in his hand.

Without hesitation, he picked up Shangguan Qin's hair and stabbed it down.

In the huge hall, only the sound of scissors clicking can be heard.

After Nan Fengchen finished cutting, he looked at Shangguan Qin's short hair with satisfaction.

Tut tut tut, really good!He is very satisfied with his masterpiece.

He thought Su'er would be happy to see her.

Thinking of this, he jumped out of bed.

Nan Fengchen took out a porcelain bottle and shook it in front of the two men's breaths.After he stepped into this palace, he lit the incense. If he wanted to wake up the two of them, he had to use Xiao Ran's refreshing dew.

"Hey~ wake up!"

"Hey, wake up!"

The two men were woken up, and when they saw a person on the bedside, they were so startled that they wanted to yell.

When Nan Fengchen saw that the two men were about to scream, he said unceremoniously: "The two gentlemen want to scream like a woman? The queen mother has been sleeping for a long time and forgot what is under her feet?"

Simple and rude, directly hitting the man's self-esteem, the two men blushed.

No one wants to be slept by the queen mother. Although this woman has a good figure and looks good, she has to play for a long time every day.It's fine for a man to play, but now three people play, no one can stand it, because of the Queen Mother's coercion, I can only compromise.

"Who are you? Know this is that?"

"I am..." Nan Fengchen paused, who is he and why would he tell these useless men who are ignorant and rely on prostitution?
hum!

"I am an immortal in the sky, helping you escape from the sea of ​​suffering."

"..." The two men glanced at each other, and felt that the ridiculously beautiful woman in front of them really looked like a fairy in the sky.

Seeing the two dumbfounded people, Nan Fengchen stood with his hands behind his back and said, "Don't put on your clothes yet, just listen to my orders."

"Yes Yes!"

Nan Fengchen got the reply from the two, and then turned around and walked towards the table not far away.He looked calm and sat down leisurely.

After a while of chattering, the two men came in front of Nan Fengchen awkwardly.

Nan Fengchen reckoned that the two men were sixteen or seventeen years old, and they didn't look like people from the capital city, they had a rural atmosphere.

"Both of you carry the bed outside the hall for me."

"This……"

"Don't worry, I will give you a sum of money and let you get out alive."

(End of this chapter)