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Chapter 19 Chapter four (2)
And I was even more shameless thinking, if those girls who have been staring at Ji Rongge see him looking at me with nosebleeds, will they envy me?

Wow!This girl is so charming, she can make such a handsome man have nosebleeds!
26 Mo Chun, things without personal experience are things without evidence; things without evidence, don't talk nonsense!
After I went back to the dormitory, I tossed and turned with excitement.

I don't even know why I'm so excited, it's not Bai Chu willing to want me, it's just Ji Rongge.As for him, he is just a better-looking person, and he has more face when he is taken out.But I was as excited as if I had won the jackpot.

I think, if I tell this to Mai Le, she will be happy for me.

Mai Le has spent the night in the dormitory for the past few days, because the school has to participate in the provincial assessment, so every night, those male teachers come to the girls' dormitory to check on the girls' dormitory with legitimate reasons.

Once, Qin Lan happened to be wearing a pair of shorts to go to the bathroom, but when she opened the door, she saw a young male teacher who had just applied to our department standing in front of her in a daze.Before Qin Lan screamed frantically, he screamed frantically, covered his head and rushed down the stairs.

Afterwards, Qin Lan looked at all the people in our dormitory innocently.

At that time, Mai Le had just experienced great physical trauma and was recuperating, but even so, she still raised her head to look at Qin Lan's chest, and then lazily explained to us that the reason why the little male teacher was scared The reason for running wildly was that he had seen big breasts, but not such a big one, so he had a mental breakdown and ran wildly all over the street.

When Mai Le finished speaking, the whole dormitory laughed happily, and I laughed too, but subconsciously, I pulled the quilt and hid myself deeper, like a kitten.

But Mai Le, this bastard woman, is too dishonest. When she saw that I was smiling so fake, she directly shifted the topic to me.She said, well, Mo Chun, you don't need to hide.If Qin Lan had been replaced by you just now, that little male teacher would not have run away in fright, he would have fainted from fright.Because he has seen small ones, but not one as small as yours.After finishing speaking, the bad women in the dormitory all laughed out of breath.

In the days that followed, I found that all the people in the dormitory walked in front of me with dignity and high spirits, as if they were the biggest in the world.

I feel so ashamed right now.Later, when I went to guard Xilan's bed, I secretly took a visual inspection of her bust, and found that even sister Lin Daiyu's was more magnificent than my own, and immediately felt that I could leave this world without attachment.

Fortunately, Mai Le saw my thoughts, so she urged me to eat more papaya and pig's trotters.

As a result, during that week, my stomach almost became a pig farm and a papaya field, but my bust did not move at all, and my head kept swollen, almost like a pig's head.

Mai Le shook his head.In the end, it was she who was smarter and came up with a great way to surpass the ancients and be proud of the present-she patted me on the shoulder and said, Mo Chun, you know better than anyone that you don’t want your child to be caught by a wolf !Today, my sister has exhausted her brain cells, so she can only help you think of such an idea.

I said, just talk, don't beat around the bush like this, I will listen to you.

Mai Le said, you just wait for the mosquitoes to bite you in summer.Although the mosquito bite bag is a bit smaller, it is still bigger than yours, isn't it?

Of course, I will definitely not try this bad move of Mai Le.I told her arrogantly, I think the beauty of the soul is more important!
Of course, a villain like me who has a vengeance and revenge will not let the girl Mai Le go.Since she hurt my pride so much, I will punish her, even though she is my best sister.

So, when I made chicken soup for her, I replaced the little hen with the bullfrog she fears the most.Of course, I won’t explain how hard-won this bullfrog is. Anyway, I searched many supermarkets before I found this bullfrog that entrusted my “hatred”.

Later, I served the bullfrog soup as chicken soup to Mai Le, and Mai Le drank it very happily.After she was happy, I deliberately brought the small soup pot in front of her.Then Michael said thanking me while looking into the pot to prevent me from stealing one of her drumsticks.But when her watery eyes collided with the ugly bullfrog in the pot, she passed out immediately.

After waking up, she said to me, Mo Chun, Mo Chun, your third uncle and grandpa, you are really not human!You can even kill me!You scourge!you goblin!

But at this moment, I, the fairy, am in the dormitory, waiting for Mai Le's return with a rosy face, and let her share with me the sudden happiness that Ji Rongge brought me.

When Mai Le came back, he was surprised to see my happy face.She said, Mo Chun, don't be like this, okay?You look like the old nun who took the aphrodisiac "I love a piece of firewood" in Zhou Xingchi's version of "The Deer and Ding Tale".With your virtue, it’s fortunate that you didn’t go to evening self-study tonight. If you went to evening self-study, wouldn’t all the boys in the study room fall into your trap?That little H man will definitely hit it off with you!
People are in good spirits on happy occasions, so I didn't care about Mai Le's words.I told her, I'm in love!I'm someone else's girlfriend!I am the same as Xilan, some people love me, some people love me, some people love me.

Mai Le swallowed his tongue and said, Mo Chun, don't tell me that Xilan died of illness and Baichu fled to your pomegranate skirt.

When Mai Le mentioned the name Baichu, my originally bright state of mind darkened immediately, but I still tried my best to tell her in a very happy voice that Ji Rongge and I were in love.Later, I exaggerated the fact that Ji Rongge was bewitched by my beauty and had a big nosebleed, and told Mai Le.

When Mai Le heard it, his eyeballs almost fell to the ground.She said, Mo Chun, pour me a glass of water, I need to calm down.

I went to pour a glass of water for Mai Le, and then handed it to her.I said, Mai Le, don't be sad, do you have a crush on Ji Rongge?We are good sisters, if you have a crush on him, I will let him go to you.In this regard, I am definitely more forthright than that cheapskate Xi Lan!

Mai Le ignored me and asked me selfishly, is today April [-]st?

I said, no, it’s almost summer, big sister.

Mai Le still ignored me, and asked again, then, is this the earth?

I said, Mai Le, don't scare me, what's wrong with you?This is really the earth.Plus, I'm human.In order to prevent her from asking me unacceptable questions, I answered them in advance.

Mai Le finally rolled his eyes and said, if it is the earth, why do I hear what you just told me like a fairy tale?Tell the truth, Mai Le, are you stupid for reading romance novels tonight?I still believe that you had a nosebleed at Ji Rongge.

I said, Mai Le, I didn't lie to you, it's absolutely true.

Mai Le gurgled and poured a large glass of water into his stomach, rolled his eyes for a long time, and said, Mo Chun, I think there is something wrong with my ears, or something wrong with Ji Rongge's brain!
I pouted and said, Mai Le, I'm not that bad, am I?Anyway, I am also a person like a flower and a jade, even if I can't dump a country, I can dump a village, right?

Mai Le shook his head and said, I know that you are beautiful and beautiful, but you are a poor woman with no money and no power, and she is in love with others.Even if Ji Rongge is Zhu Bajie, he is still Zhu Bajie driving a BMW.And he is a famous lawyer.What's more, this man looks as good-looking as Bai Chu's painting, how could he fall in love with you so childishly, and still love you so relentlessly?
I said, I didn't say that he would never turn back, nor did I say that he liked me, it's just that the two of us are going to fall in love.In his words, the two of us just need each other.

Speaking of "no turning back", I babbled to Mai Le about the boy who never turned back at the entrance of the alley when I was a child.In fact, Mai Le has heard about this matter countless times, and she has experienced it herself.

At that time, his father Yu Yuanfang had just been sentenced to prison for rape and murder.

Because it was winter, and because of being playful, when I came home from school, it was already dark.

Well, yes, it was dark and dark.

When I was eight years old, Mai Le and I were suddenly besieged by many children. They had always despised me as the daughter of a criminal, so they threw sand and stones at me... Mai Le and I hid in the corner and cried.But then we discovered that the more we cried, the more arrogant they became and the more they refused to let us go.Especially at that time, I thought that my grandma said that I would pay a sympathy fund, and I would eat stewed ribs at night.When I thought of the ribs, I thought that if I went back late, maybe the ribs would be eaten by the little villain Mo Fan, so my small universe exploded at that time (do girls have a small universe? I don’t know, anyway "Saint Seiya" is full of small universe explosions, so I will also explode in small universes).When I fought back, Mai Le waved her thin arms and launched a deadly attack on the powerful enemy.However, we are outnumbered, we are weaker than the strong, and soon, she and I were suppressed back to the corner by them again.God, it's getting dark like this.

Dark Sky.

Which girl was it that foolishly embraced me and shed tears?

Dark Sky.

Actually, Michael, you were a coward then.You can let me go, because you don't have to suffer like this for my father's mistakes.

Dark Sky.

Mai Le, I never told you, you have always been the little rose in my heart, clinging to my heart.Those happy past events are beautiful!But the stinging past is all my tears of gratitude to you.

Dark Sky.

Why did those kids at that time hate me so much, and why were they so bad?They surrounded me and Michael, ready to piss on us.They were all laughing, laughing happily.But Mai Le and I could only close our eyes tightly and weep.

Without my father, no man would stand in front of me like a bunker, protecting me from wind and rain.So, I can only hide in the corner and wait for the most unforgivable thing to happen.

At that time, Mai Le opened her eyes suddenly and fiercely. She didn't say anything, but hugged me tightly and stared at them stubbornly.Try to keep them all in your mind and never forgive.

While these boys were laughing smugly, a godlike boy descended from the sky, kicked down the two children who were about to pee, and opened a gap for Mai Le and I who were surrounded by them.

It was too dark, blurring the boy's appearance, I just remember him raising his eyebrows and saying, what an idiot!Hurry up!After speaking, when those children were stupefied, they tried to lean over and pull me.I was dumbfounded at the time.I couldn't tell the difference between the enemy and the situation, so I thought he belonged to the enemy, so when he stretched out his hand to pull me, I waved my hand and scratched his face fiercely—for so many years, I didn't know, there was No blood came out.But just hearing the boy cry out in pain, those children who were stunned began to besiege him.

While parrying those children, he scolded me and Mai Le, you two fools!Don't run fast!

Mai Le and I saw at the time that there was such a young boy who was willing to accept gang fights for us two yellow-haired girls without hesitation, so we ran away without hesitation.

Later, I will always miss that boy.Although it's hard for me to remember his appearance, I always remember how he was like a little god who would not hesitate to care for the two yellow-haired girls.

Of course, later on, this boy became the sexual object of Mai Le and I who entered puberty.I insisted that the young man who "saved the beauty" back then stood up for me; but Yao Maile, a little goblin, was not happy about it. She felt that in front of such a beautiful woman like her, Yu Mochun, you are nothing. !That little god boy definitely came to save her, a little beauty.

In this way, Yu Mochun and Yao Maile, who are nothing, fought each other from time to time because of this god boy, while Huang Xiaoshi watched the fun.Thinking about it now, if Huang Xiaoshi had been there when the god boy appeared that day, then the fight would have been extremely lively, and the three of us would probably have beaten to death.

However, when I was 14 years old, after I met Bai Chu, this god boy was gradually hidden in the most hidden place in my heart, and at that time, Mai Le also fell in love online.

Therefore, Mai Le and I returned to reality from the myth of the god boy.

Thinking of this, I said to Mai Le, we have such a deep proletarian relationship, so don't slander me there, okay?Isn't it Ji Rongge who confessed to me?Are you jealous of me?
Mai Le ignored me who was complacent, just shook his head in disbelief, and said, there must be fraud in it!There must be fraud!

Then, while eating the pullet I stewed for her, she rolled the whites of her eyes and wondered what was wrong with it.In the end, she looked at me mysteriously, and said maliciously, Mo Chun, I finally figured out why Ji Rongge chose you as his girlfriend!
I looked at Mai Le very purely, why?

Mai Le quietly put his mouth close to my ear and said, I think that Ji Rongge is very likely...

I stood up as soon as I heard "噗——" and roared, absolutely impossible!It is absolutely impossible for Ji Rongge to be impotent!I can absolutely guarantee this!When I spoke, I still clenched my fists. It felt like a revolutionary defending the dignity of the party flag in front of traitors.

The most unlucky thing is that just as those three words were written, the dormitory door opened with a "twisting—" sound.Outside the door, a group of male teachers stood in unison. They looked at me affectionately, looking at me, a super invincible and innocent girl in the universe, who was righteous and strict here, as if they had a deep understanding of maintaining the dignity of a man.

This weird atmosphere lasted for 30 seconds. It is estimated that the male teachers outside the door realized that there was no more exciting and more lethal word from my mouth than "impotence", so they all dispersed. go.

After they dispersed without further ado, all the girls in our dormitory couldn't stop laughing wildly.

In the end, Mai Le calmly ran to the small soup pot, and saw that lying in it was a chicken instead of a bullfrog. Then he calmly ran to me and said with a "sexy smile" on his face, Mo Chun, things that have not been personally experienced in the future are things that have no evidence; things that have no evidence, don't talk nonsense!
27 In the world, the only thing you can't lie to is your own heart.It always exposes your joy and sorrow when you least expect it.

Not long after I stood up and defended that Ji Rongge was not "sexually impotent", various conferences were held in the department.

(End of this chapter)