Lord, I have

Chapter 211 Your face is bigger than a basin

"Who? Can only plot tricks? There is something!"

A snow-white figure appeared in the dark forest like a ghost, with a chin that was sharper than a woman's and could stab people to death.

Because Xiaoyue couldn't see clearly behind her back, she saw a pair of watery eyes emitting cold light.

"Sister, who are you?"

Zuo Gong almost pissed her off, "Who is the eldest sister? Are you blind?"

Xiao Yue's cheeks twitched, "The voice sounds familiar."

"Smelly girl, did you let the dog eat your memory?"

Fuck, is that pervert from Zuo Gong?

His face is swollen and his voice is not hoarse anymore. For a woman like Xiaoyue who pays zero attention to men, she has forgotten what he looked like before, okay?

Xiao Yue squinted at Zuo Gong, "What do you want to do?"

Zuo Gong looked at her fiercely, "Revenge."

Xiaoyue laughed, "How can such a big man be so small? No, you are not a man, you are a sissy."

Zuo Gong narrowed his eyes and slapped him.

This stinky girl would be sorry for his face if she didn't beat her to death.

Xiao Yue threw a basket of cherries towards Zuo Gong's handsome face, "It's shameless for a man to beat a woman!"

Zuo Gong dodged the red cherries falling all over the sky, he was wearing snow-white clothes, as long as he was touched by a cherry, he would leave a red mark.

"You're also called a woman? You can't tell at all." Zuo Gong looked at Xiaoyue contemptuously after dodging those cherries.

Xiaoyue's eyes widened, her hands pinched her waist and her chest straightened out, "That's because you are blind."

"Stinky girl, I'll kill you today." Zuo Gong had a fierce look on his face.

"Stupid!" Xiaoyue turned around and ran, and after running two steps, she turned her head and stuck out her tongue to annoy him.

"If you have the guts, don't run away." Zuo Gong was really angry at her shameless appearance.

"I didn't have it in the first place, so don't chase after it!" Xiao Yue ran ahead frantically.

Zuo Gong paused, wanting to kill that stinky girl more and more, what should I do?
Xiaoyue looked back and saw that Zuo Gong didn't chase after him and couldn't help raising her eyebrows at him proudly, "I thought you didn't even want to kill me just to kill me."

Zuo Gong narrowed his eyes, and instantly came to Xiaoyue's side, "It's up to you whether there is any kind."

Xiao Yue stretched out her hand to block his big hand pinching her neck, "You think I'm afraid of you?"

"You are not my opponent, killing you is easier than killing an ant." Zuo Gong snorted coldly.

"Did the ant offend you?" Xiaoyue looked at him contemptuously, "Isn't it a sense of accomplishment to bully someone weaker than you? The number one in the world is shameless."

"Whatever you say, there are only two of us here, even if we kill you, no one will know."

Xiaoyue dodged his trick again, "God knows, the earth knows, you know, I know, how come no one knows?"

"That's a lot of nonsense." Zuo Gong found that Xiao Yue's kung fu is not bad, and this girl is a material for learning martial arts.

It's a pity that she offended him too much. Seeing her reminded him of his most embarrassing appearance.

After a second thought, Zuo Gong felt that he still had to kill Xiaoyue to make up for his trauma.

For Zuo Gong, a pervert who has been educated since he was a child, no matter whether he is a man or a woman, he sees them all the same, the only difference is the living and the dead.

Xiaoyue noticed that there was a murderous intent in Zuo Gong's eyes. Maybe he didn't really want to kill her before, but at this moment she could tell that this pervert had murderous intentions.

"Do you believe that if you kill me, my lady will go to your master to settle the score?"

Xiaoyue knew where Zuo Gong's weakness was, and she knew even more that his master had taken a fancy to her young lady, and it was her young lady who looked down on his master.

If Zuo Gong killed her at this time, she felt that her young lady would be the first to suspect Zuo Gong.

Zuo Gong frowned. Today, the master asked someone to flatten the grass in several places in the field north of the mountain, saying it was a surprise for Ling Shengge.

The master is now interested in the Fourth Young Lady of the Dingyuan Hou Mansion, if he really kills Xiaoyue, will the master be in vain?
Zuo Gong's cheeks twitched at the thought of Mu Changhuan's appearance of being spoiled by others, and he withdrew the hand that was grabbing Xiaoyue.

Seeing that the killing intent in his eyes receded, Xiaoyue secretly breathed a sigh of relief. This is what the lady often said about relying on talent to make a living, right?She also praised her quick wit.

"It's getting dark, are you still going to kill me?" Xiao Yue blinked.

Zuo Gong's eyes turned cold, "Do you think I will let you go?"

"You think I'm afraid of you?" Xiaoyue took a step back, and ran away while Zuo Gong was not paying attention.

"What else would you do besides running?" Zuo Gong followed after him unhurriedly.

Xiaoyue turned her head and saw him chasing him, "It's already great if you can run, but if you don't run, why don't you just stand there and wait for you to kill me?"

"Can you run past me?" Zuo Gong followed her closely, breathing steadily.

Xiaoyue ran out of breath, "What are you showing off?"

"I have long legs."

"Hehe, why didn't you say you have a big face?"

Zuo Gong looked at her coldly, "Yes, 'You have a big face'!"

Xiaoyue's eyes widened and she didn't even want to run away, "You have a big face, your face is bigger than a basin!"

"If my face is bigger than a basin, then your face is bigger than a tank."

Xiaoyue grabbed a tree and hugged her tightly, panting, "Zuo Gong, if you don't say you are a man, no one will know, you are good at cursing."

Zuo Gong folded his arms around his chest and looked at Xiao Yue who was about to vomit blood, "If you don't say you are a woman, who would know? Your chest is even more concave than your groove."

Xiaoyue rolled up her sleeves and rushed over, what the hell, if she didn't tear up this little bitch today, she wouldn't be called Xiaoyue.

Damn it if you don't grow breasts?Although she is not as good as Miss and Bell, she is still small and exquisite, right?What is Bigou concave?
Zuo Gong saw Xiaoyue coming up to grab his face like a tigress. Although Xiaoyue was tall enough, Zuo Gong's height also created an insurmountable obstacle for her. He just dodged her claws lightly and fell through.

Xiaoyue was so angry that her chest heaved violently, just like her lady said, 'You can insult my people but you can't insult me ​​for having no breasts'.

This sissy pervert doesn't look at his own virtues, he looks more beautiful than women, and his voice is not manly at all.

How dare he laugh at her for not being a woman?He doesn't even look like a man, okay?

"Zuo Gong, don't hide if you have the ability!" Xiao Yue kicked over.

Zuo Gong twitched the corner of his mouth sarcastically, "Stinky girl!"

He dodged her foot while grabbing her calf and pulling hard.

"Ah..." Xiaoyue let out a cry of pain and did a big split.

Thanks to the flexibility of her body after years of martial arts training, otherwise she could be torn apart by him directly.

"Just these two strokes?" Zuo Gong let go of Xiaoyue and fell directly to the ground.

Your uncle's!

Xiaoyue got up from the ground with her teeth bared and her hands on her thighs. Seeing Zuo Gong's sneer, she couldn't help but yelled, "Zuo Gong."

Zuo Gong's face, as if everyone owed him money, finally showed a mocking smile, "Why are you calling me?"

Xiaoyue rubbed her leg, "Master? Why don't you go to heaven?"

"The sky can't leave me alone." Zuo Gong felt very satisfied when he saw Xiaoyue's embarrassing and kicking virtue, and his revenge was avenged.

"Hehe, I can't put your face away!" Xiaoyue limped out of the forest, "It's not human beings who sneak up on people behind their backs."

Zuo Gong frowned when he saw that she was not as angry as before after seeing her suffering, and followed her with a big stride.

Xiaoyue turned her head abruptly when she heard footsteps behind her, "The road is facing the sky on each side, why are you following me?"

"You drove this road?" Zuo Gong proudly raised his chin, which was sharper than that of a big girl.

Xiao Yue gave a cold snort and stepped aside, "Then you go first."

Zuo Gong glanced at her, "The grievance between the two of us is not over yet."

"Are you annoying? Kill me if you have the ability. Of course, if you kill me, my lady will definitely not let you go." Xiaoyue's eyes widened with a look of arrogance that you can do to me.

Zuo Gongfeng narrowed his eyes, "Don't worry, I won't kill you today."

"Yo, then do you want to kill me someday? Remember to give me a letter in advance so that I can be mentally prepared." Xiaoyue was also anxious when she saw that it was getting dark, she still had to go to her lady. Talk to this sissy.

Xiaoyue was lost in the mountains, and Ling Dang was also looking for Ling Shengge and Xiaoyue on the other side.

After picking a bamboo basket of cherries, Ling Ding discovered that Ling Shengge and Xiaoyue were separated. She yelled a few times and turned back in fear after hearing no response.

She was startled when she turned around, and You Shou, who was dressed in black, stood behind her with a bouquet of flowers in his hand, his eyes staring straight at him.

Bell was so frightened that he stretched out his hand and patted his chest. Can scaring people really scare people to death?

You Shou squeezed out a smile on his serious face, "For you."

Seeing the flower bell handed over by You Shou, he took a step back, "I don't want it."

Being rejected so directly is also a bit heartbreaking, but You Shou has always been thick-skinned and never gave up.

"I picked these flowers myself." He had never given anything to a woman in his life, let alone taking time and effort to pick them himself.

This is not as simple as a bunch of flowers, it is simply a piece of his heart.

Ling Dang froze for a moment, although she was not as afraid of You Shou as before when she saw You Shou again, and he did not treat her as before, but she was still a little awkward when facing him.

Thinking of what Youshou said about marrying her, Ling Dang bit her lip.

"You can take it to someone else, I can't accept it."

The relationship between the two of them is too embarrassing, as soon as she sees You Shou, she can think of the picture of herself being bullied by him, and the impression is too deep to forget.

You Shou's eyes darkened when he saw Ling Dang's look of guarding against him. Could it be that he didn't do well enough?
Did you say that all women like flowers?When he picked the red flower, his fingers were pricked many times by the thorns on it. If he used gauze to wrap it, it is estimated that his ten fingers would have to be wrapped.

In the past, he spent so much time trying to please women?
It's a pity, now it's not the same as before, after he found out that he couldn't live well without the girl Bell, he swore that he must marry this girl home and watch him every day.

(End of this chapter)