Mr. Ba insists on marrying me today

Chapter 831
[Karvin is too serious, let's change to the episode of Thousand People Cut first, only this chapter is No.1, and the rest will return to normal]

The word I hate the most in this world is "Looking from the heart".

Because as a person who has never been in a relationship, never even touched a girl's hand, never looked into the eyes of any opposite sex for more than three seconds, never watched x-films, never been on x-net, never stared at beautiful women when going out, and even I don't even know who are the popular female stars now, and I have a virgin man who has been living a life of asceticism. I have a pornographic face.

What exactly is pornography?
To use a more specific description, it is the most bewitching man's face you have ever seen or imagined. When... rolling the window, the corners of the eyes and brows are all seductive and charming, and the whole person exudes strong male hormones , will make people blush and heartbeat.

Yes, I looked like this when I was expressionless thinking about what to eat tonight.

So when others wear casual clothes, they are sunny and handsome, and I wear them as wild and uninhibited; when others wear suits, they are gentlemanly and elegant, and I wear them as abstinent temperament; Because no matter how tightly I cover it, many pure opposite sexes will be dazed when they see me, thinking that I am taking off my clothes to play hooligans.

... That's why everyone calls me Qian Ren Zhan.

Because they all firmly believe that I must not be having sex, I must be on the way to have sex... that's why they always look like this.

The term is so offensive and discordant that journalists would call me by another name when they made up gossip about me in newspapers and magazines.

... They call me Young Master Gao.

Because they all say that I look... like when I roll in bed to...orgasm....

No one will believe me if I tell it. The only thing I know about oxx... is from the title "Master Xiao Gao".

So for these two nicknames, I just want to say affectionately—hehe.

In fact, I have a very serious and simple name. My single name is "Chun", which is simple and simple.

Students who are not good at Mandarin, please pay attention, the pronunciation must be accurate, it is called Chun, not... Chun.

In order to avoid misunderstandings caused by mispronunciation, I have always called myself "Brother Chun", but because my appearance style is too prominent, this name has encountered a lot of obstacles in the promotion process... so far I am the only one who calls myself that.

You ask why it is so troublesome to call people without their first and last names?

The answer is simple, because my surname is Zhuang.

So my name is Zhuang Chun, yes, the pronunciation is "pretending to be pure".

Please allow me to say it from the bottom of my heart—hehe.

With such matching external conditions from face to figure to name... My world probably won't be better.

I want to be an ordinary and decent person, marry a decent and good girl, arrange a warm home, and live a pure life with integrity from morning to night, and my wish will never be realized.

In a few years, everyone should upgrade me and tell me to kill ten thousand people.

Fortunately, the lifespan of human beings is not too long, otherwise I might still be promoted to be killed by a million people.

But if the reporter continues to write nonsense like this, my rumored "girlfriends" may soon be able to circle the earth three and a half times hand in hand.

What a tragedy I am, a tragedy where 360 ​​degrees are all dead ends.

Until one day I discovered that all the tragedies I have experienced since I was a child were all to exercise my nerves and sharpen my will, and let me meet a woman named Ye Ruo.

...and then fell into a chain of greater tragedies.

(End of this chapter)