Nongmen elder sister

Chapter 865 Stand-Up Comedy Meeting

Hearing the voices of people outside, Pei Qin grabbed a short gun and put it on his waist, and strode out.

Xiao Yong immediately protected her, winking at Lu Hai, Liu Feng and his people, in case someone took advantage of the chaos to assassinate her.

The soldiers outside the gate of the manufacturing bureau looked at the black crowd, and they couldn't stand it any longer, and kept crying in their hearts.General!How can you be a woman! ?You are not... not... okay!There is no deceiving their feelings, but this is deceiving the feelings of these girls, right?Look at them are going crazy!
Pei Qin came out and looked at the piercing eyes of everyone in the yard, and was stunned for a moment, "Are you... are you so shocked?"

Everyone nodded in unison: Shocked!
"It's just a woman, what's so shocking! It's not like you haven't seen her before!" Pei Qin rolled her eyes.

Everyone shook their heads in unison.It was a woman, they had seen it too, and they saw it every day.But the legendary general Pei whom they admired so much turned into a woman, and they were shocked!Just shocked!Just shocked!
Pei Qin coughed, "Okay! I'll go out and deal with outside matters first!"

When he was about to walk to the door, Pei Qin turned his head and asked Xiao Yong, "I'm short in the first place, and I'm still short even if I wear underwear. If I go out like this, will I be submerged directly?"

Xiao Yong looked at her and smiled, hugged her and flew up to the roof.

She did this when Mo Heng was away.Lu Hai regained his composure, and he and Liu Fen also quickly flew up to follow.

The people below saw them immediately, "General Pei! General Pei is out!"

"No! Why did General Pei's face turn pale?"

"It can't really be a woman!?"

"General Pei! Someone said you are a woman! Is it true!?"

"Quiet!" After Pei Qin finished speaking, few people responded, and some people were even more excited when they saw her come out.

Pei Qin directly took out the short gun and shot into the sky.

There was a loud bang, and everyone fell silent immediately.

"Be quiet first!" Pei Qin put away the short gun, looked at the crowd and explained, "I am indeed a woman! I am Pei Hansan, and I am also Pei Qin! It is Mrs. Yuanyang that you have heard of!"

Many people couldn't accept it, "How can General Pei be a woman!?"

Some people saw her admitting that they couldn't stand the pain, "My General Pei... woo woo woo..."

Pei Qin waved her hand to make everyone quiet, "I didn't intend to hide and deceive you, I didn't reveal my true identity until now... I always follow orders! The emperor forbids it!" She directly buckled the hat to the emperor. Before that, it was Emperor Wen of Chu, Now it is Emperor Yong Le, if you want to find this matter, go to the Emperor!

When everyone heard that the emperor forbade it, it meant that the emperor and all civil and military officials knew that she was a woman! ?

"That's right! They already knew!" Pei Qin nodded and continued to explain, "When Waci entered the pass, our Dachu city was lost one after another, the people were displaced, and they died tragically under the sword of Wacha cavalry. I was... Mo Heng in Xining Bad news came from Wei. I went to Xining to look for him, but I couldn’t find him. I hated Wa Chai so much, I wanted to kill him quickly. But women are not allowed to join the army, so I had to pretend to be a man! But they also disliked me for being too pale and too naive , I smeared my face black in a fit of anger! It turned out to be too dark, and they didn’t want it! So, I changed places, and the men I brought into the army, they all know martial arts, and they have to accept me too! Two get one free! Just like that, I joined the army, and then I had more manpower. I stole Wacha’s return cannon, got it back and studied it, and it turned out to be black powder! I will do it too! I will make a more powerful one. , directly blast you to death!"

She kept talking, and the people below kept their heads up and listened, the more they listened, the more absorbed they became.

The guard at the top of the wall looked at her and at the people below who were listening with their heads up. This divine reaction made them look up at the sky.This is over!Their generals are fooling around, one of them is worth three!These individuals were already admiring and awe-inspiring, but if they were fooled by her, it's over!
As a result, the noise turned into a meet and greet.An explanation turned into Pei Qin's stand-up comedy.

"That day, it was coming to autumn, and it was raining heavily! I was soaked like a dog! I had a fever! How much did I burn? It is said that I was confused at the time, and someone put a few eggs on my head for frying. Eggs, if it wasn't raining, they would have fried them!"

The people below couldn't help laughing.

"It all went through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships. When we arrived at the bank of the Yellow River, we ran into the main force of the prince of Wacha, Guliqi, good guy! 81 cavalry! We have few people! They even occupied the pass, we Just sit there thinking! Thinking! Thinking for three days and three nights! Okay! I finally came up with a trick! I put wings on the bombs and let them fly into the sky! Grandma! I can’t believe a bomb fell from the sky , they Wacha and those bastards can escape!"

"By the way, that night, the night was dark and windy. Seeing the power of our mortars, Gu Liqi jumped over the wall desperately, desperately, desperately struggling! Then he led the army across the Yellow River to kill the emperor! Kill the first emperor! We We were just waiting for those grandchildren to take the bait! When they got to the middle of the Yellow River, we placed a bunch of Kongming lanterns with bombs hanging underneath! We blew them up on the spot, even the turtles in the Yellow River would hate it!"

"The emperor's personal expedition, those grandsons of Wacha, were so scared that their butts would piss when they saw it! Let's fight all the way, regain the lost ground all the way, and fight all the way to the capital! What is the name of the second prince of Wacha? Foaming at the mouth, rolling his eyes, he lit a fire for himself on the spot, and sent himself to heaven! What he burned was called a gorgeous blossom!"

"But they don't give up, they've been trying to kill me! After regaining the capital, they finally seized the opportunity and shot me with an arrow, um... the former emperor was crying! Looking everywhere for the elixir. Mo Heng After a lot of effort, without eating, drinking or sleeping for three days and three nights, I found the antidote and brought me back to life."

Pei Qin sighed, she was so thirsty!People who talk about stand-up comedy are really making money with their lives!Damn it's free for her!Looking at the pair of eyes waiting to be fed, Pei Qin continued, "I originally planned to retire here. It's okay to build a bomb or something, so that those bastards who bully our subjects of Great Chu will lie there honestly! As a result However, someone made rumors that I was dead, and set up a fucking mourning hall for Lao Tzu, crying for me every day! I, who was about to die, made them cry to death! I led the soldiers and wiped out the bandits and robbers !"

"And those grandsons of the Rong tribe! They are insidious and cunning, and they are vicious and damned! They are afraid of our bombs and cannons, so they use our Liaodong people as human shields. They are still a few months old. Back then I got angry! I blew up the lair of the fucking grandson Jill. Play with us big Chu, let’s play them to death! Now the grandson is still crying in the prison! I plan to tell him someday when I have free time, our big One woman out of Chu will kill their whole clan! When our thousands of people face them, none of them will be our opponents! Let's kill their grandchildren with a gun in each hand!"

"Okay!" There was an applause from below.

As soon as the applause sounded, everyone immediately looked over.

The man who read and heard the book was so good, his face was flushed, and he thought he had committed public outrage, so he stiffened his neck and asked, "Then General Pei is a woman, and she is still in the army. This is against... the rules... the rules Bar!?"

Pei Qin chuckled quietly, with wise eyes shining in her eyes, and said in a deep voice, "Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of a country."

Everyone was shocked, and they all looked at her with wide eyes, as if she was shrouded in holy light.The prosperity of the country is everyone's responsibility!yes!If General Pei hadn't stepped forward, Da Chu wouldn't exist now!They have already died under the swords of the Wacha people!The prosperity of the country is not the full responsibility of the courtiers and the emperor, but the responsibility of all the subjects of Dachu!Everyone is responsible!
"Every one of you is also doing your duty for the country! You spin threads and weave cloth, farm and collect grain, and buy and sell goods, making it convenient for everyone in need, and supporting the entire Great Chu Kingdom. Although your strength is meager, each of you contributes Do your duty, you, like me, are working hard for the Great Chu Kingdom, and resisting foreign enemies together! Without you, without thousands of troops, I will be exhausted and I will be powerless even with more bombs! Therefore, we We were born in the same sky, grew up in the same land, and we are all from Great Chu! The rise and fall of the country is everyone's responsibility! Anyone who violates our territory will be punished no matter how far away!" Pei Qin has a serious face, but his teeth are actually very sore.These words are really sour!But the more sour it is, the more they believe it!look!Everyone is crying!

The crowd below became excited, and some people cried and shouted, "We are all from Dachu! Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the country!"

"We are all from Great Chu! Anyone who violates our territory will be punished no matter how far away!"

"Everyone is responsible for the prosperity of the country!"

Xiao Yong stared at her, the sunlight hit her slightly pale face, coating it with a layer of golden light, it was so charming that he couldn't control his heart and soul.

Liang Jinhua and Xiao Guangzhao on the teahouse in the distance are also looking at this side.

"She is indeed a rare talent that is rare in a hundred years. It is a pity that she is really dead!"

Xiao Guangzhao turned to look at her, her cold eyes flashed with regret, she couldn't help chuckling, "What? Want to save her?"

Liang Jinhua shook his head, his cold eyes quickly recovered, "If there was a way, Mo Heng would have found it long ago. Didn't he stay in the Rong tribe for a long time, looking around."

Xiao Guangzhao's eyes fell on Pei Qin who was on the wall, "Heaven is jealous of talents, and heaven is jealous of beauty. She is both a talent and beauty, so she is doomed to die."

Liang Jinhua watched coldly, "If she dies, Mo Heng will attack you."

Xiao Guangzhao chuckled, "He has no chance to attack me!"

Liang Jinhua's eyes turned slightly, "What about now?"

Looking at the sea of ​​people, Xiao Guangzhao's eyes were full of murderous intent.Pei Qin could not live as a god in their minds, let alone die as a god.Those little guys from the Pei family are useless!
　I was tricked into getting my hair done, but I ended up doing it from afternoon to night, and I was in a trough!
　　I’ll have the second update tomorrow~ probably at three o’clock~/(ㄒoㄒ)/~
　　
　
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