Rebirth Lord of Time and Space

Chapter 117 Co-Lord of Heaven and Earth—Honor of Time and Space

For millions of years, people on each planet thought that they were the center of the universe, and they were unique in this vast world.

But they don't know that the universe is too vast, and human beings' joys, sorrows, sorrows, and centuries-old schemes are just in an insignificant speck of dust.

Above the nine heavens, countless true saints treat all beings like ants.

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Today is the third day of the third month in the Celestial Calendar, which is Queen Mother Xi's birthday. On this day, Queen Mother Xi held a grand party.

This is the Pantao Club.

The Peach Festival may not be held every year, it mainly depends on the mood and interest of the Queen Mother of the West.

A while ago, the Queen Mother took a nap and slept for hundreds of years. She just woke up and knew that it was her birthday.

The Peach Fair has not been held for a hundred years, and many fairy families miss it very much.

For a time,

All the Buddhas in the sky, with names and surnames, and people with heads and faces are all here.

Western Heaven Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Sages, Arhats,
South Antarctic Guanyin,

The Eastern Emperor of Enthusiasm,

Ten continents and three islands fairy old man,

North Pole Xuanling,

Central Yellow Pole Yellow Horn Daxian,

Even the God of the West was gladly invited to the feast.

All the fairy families gathered together, the fairy music lingered on the beams, and the goddesses danced around. It was so lively.

The Jade Emperor and the Golden Mother of Yaochi sit at the head, and all the immortals push cups and exchange cups, talking and laughing.

In the midst of the excitement, the Golden Mother of Yaochi suddenly toasted and refused to drink, and looked at the little fairy who was in charge of the banquet next to her:

"Why don't you see the Venerable Time and Space coming to the banquet! Although the Venerable is a respected old man, he still treats the old man with three points every time, why? You will not forget to send the invitation card."

As she spoke, the Queen Mother's voice became colder, and her face sank.

The little fairy couldn't bear the Queen Mother's power, and immediately fell to her knees in panic:
"Niang Niang, you took a nap a few years ago, maybe you didn't know that His Majesty has gone to the mortal world to experience calamity."

"What, the venerable, the old man has passed away?" The Queen Mother of the West was startled, and quickly looked at the Jade Emperor next to him.
"Without the venerable, the universe, time and space, and the heavens and myriad worlds would not be chaotic."

The Jade Emperor smiled wryly: "Who says it's not!"

"Hey! The Venerable is not here, and the whole time and space are in a mess. The main space is relatively stable with the formation of the Venerable. The other parallel spaces are distorted and deformed, and they have become a mess."

This is like two parallel lines that never intersect, but suddenly intertwine and tie a dead knot.

As a result, the two worlds are messed up.

This is not the most serious, the most serious is three, four, five or even a dozen, hundreds of threads are intertwined and tied into a dead knot.

At this time,

It's too late to cry.

Those parallel spaces have become a mess, but without the Venerable Time and Space, the gods of the main space can only watch helplessly, there is nothing they can do.

The God of the West swallowed a big flat peach in one gulp, and after swallowing it hard, he muttered in dissatisfaction:
"A few days ago I was traveling in a parallel dimension. A believer was very devout and was praying! I was about to give him the blessing of the gods,"

"Nimma, a monkey head suddenly appeared, and it beat me to death with a stick!"

God raised his hands in serious protest:
"Omg! I repeat, that's Pikachu! Pikachu! It's a Pokemon, not a fucking monster..."

Sun Wukong blushed, but he was so thick-skinned that outsiders couldn't tell:
"Fuck you, I haven't said you yet." Sun Wukong stared,
"My fucking name is Sun Wukong. I jumped out of a rock. You have a Saiyan named Monkey King. You are infringing rights, you know! I will sue you in the Supreme Court of Immortals!"

"I want to sue!" Erlang Shen also stood up.

The god was immediately embarrassed, and thought to himself, it's over, it's over, I thought this bunch of idiots didn't know, it's all to blame the time and space lord, what's the point of going to the mortal world to suffer!

Now it's all exposed.

"You guys are farts, I'm unlucky."

Tang Seng is speechless:

"Since the time and space lord left, those parallel dimensions have no order anymore, and the Tang monk in one of them has stopped learning scriptures. He married a goblin, and his wife and children are hot on the bed all day. It's really embarrassing to me!"

"Uh...Master, why is that?" Zhu Bajie asked suspiciously.

"Hey...don't mention it." Tang Seng sighed: "Damn it, two worlds of Journey to the West are strung together. The Tathagata here says he is real, and the Tathagata over there says you are fake, and it turns out that you are lying." One of them all died together, and I got a fart!”

"..."

Come on, the flat peach banquet is simply messed up, and the gods are all complaining there.

"Okay, okay, let's all take a step back." Taibai Jinxing is a good old man, he quickly smoothed things over and diverted the topic to one side:
"Let me ask you, although the main space is temporarily stable, who can guarantee that there will be no chaos?"

"Even if the main space is always stable, if those parallel spaces are entangled with the main space, the gods in those parallel spaces will say that we are fake. Do we want to eliminate all parallel spaces?"

Taibai's words are deafening!
In an instant, the noisy Peach Party just now became quiet.

Annoying!
It's so fucking disturbing, who made these gods feel so pained and established so many parallel spaces.

This is to talk about the long-standing disadvantages of Heavenly Court.

That is the incense system!
The more offerings to which god receives, the more incense, the more merits and virtues, and the more respected the status.

Merit points can be used to buy everything you want in heaven and earth

In order to have more incense, the immortals in the Heavenly Court keep building their own parallel spaces. As a result, the more parallel spaces there are, the more their merits depreciate, and the more they depreciate, the more they build...

The whole world gradually became chaotic. At the beginning, the Venerable Time and Space only needed to maintain the order of the main space. As a result, there were more and more parallel spaces. After 3 years of busy work, he didn't even take a nap.

This is also the reason why the Venerable Time and Space went down to the world, shit, enough is enough!

These stupid dogs and gods in the sky don't even understand the simplest currency depreciation, do they know about inflation?
The Venerable Time and Space decided to go to the mortal world to experience calamities, learn from these mortals whom the gods have always looked down upon, and wait for the return of their studies to change the incense system in the heaven.

No!The Venerable Time and Space went down, and he didn't know how many reincarnations he had gone through, and there was no news for hundreds of years.

Although one day in the sky and one year in the ground, these hundreds of days have passed, and the Venerable still doesn't know when he will return, the hearts of these gods are all trembling.

Especially the Jade Emperor, he was afraid that one day thousands of Jade Emperors would suddenly pop up, pointing at his nose and cursing:

"Monster, I am the real one, you are fake, get out of here."

Although it is said that the gods in the main space can decide the life and death of the gods in the parallel space, but this is very harmful to merit, not to mention damage to merit, but also damage to cultivation. What's more, each parallel space is built with a lot of effort, so it is just like that. destroyed.

Distressed! !

(End of this chapter)