The head of urban peach blossom
Chapter 1025 The Three Character Classic
Chapter 1025 The Three Character Classic
the other side.
Jinpeng Xingjun's face was pale and sluggish, it was obvious that his injury hadn't healed yet.
Wuye Xingjun also sat aside with an ugly expression on his face.
A group of other immortal envoys stood there blankly, and no one dared to speak.
At this time, if a word is wrong, it is very likely that it will cause a violent storm.
"hateful!"
After a long silence, Wuye Xingjun finally cursed harshly.
Jinpeng Xingjun also said in a resentful tone: "Unexpectedly, Lu Chunyang and Princess Dragon Clan would also show up. Why did they come here?"
"Brother Jinpeng, Lu Chunyang must be here for He Xiangu. It's just the princess of the dragon clan... This makes people wonder why she came?"
"Also, He Xiangu is protecting that guy. Could it be that that kid has some background that we don't know about?"
"It's hard to say. Maybe they are concerned about face and don't want us to take people away."
"I can't swallow this breath..."
The two began to discuss secretly again, obviously a little dissatisfied.
Because there are people above them.
The two of them are Star Lords, so there are naturally familiar Immortal Kings and even Immortal Emperors on them...
It's just that there is no one to ask for, the key point is that Jinpeng Xingjun was beaten up in public by Long Xin so that he vomited blood, which made him quite aggrieved.
If you spread it out, how can you save face?
……
"Okay, Xiaolou, I have to go. Remember, keep a low profile during this time, and don't let anyone catch you."
Before leaving, Long Xin warned.
"Alright Sister Long, I understand."
"Sister Long..."
Liu Yiyi came forward with some reluctance and cried softly.
"Yiyi..."
Long Xin patted Liu Yiyi affectionately, and said, "Cultivate well, and when you leave Jiecheng, Sister Long will give you some cultivation resources."
"Thank you, Sister Long..."
Not long after, Long Xin left.
Lu Chunyang refused to leave, and called Hua Xiaolou to the roof to discuss in a low voice, saying that he had something to ask.
"Brother, in terms of strength, I am stronger than you, but in terms of the ability to control women...Brother, I really can't match..."
"Uh……"
Hua Xiaolou scratched her head in embarrassment.
"Brother Chunyang, actually this matter...cough, how should I put it?"
"Hey, you kid, don't be a secret in front of your brother, what experience do you have?"
"Brother Chunyang, about you, He Xiangu, and Fairy Peony, I actually mostly heard some legends.
It is said that the two women are arrogant and arrogant, they obviously like you, but they are angry with each other..."
"Some of this... legends are true, and some are false."
"Then you have to tell me well, so that I can give you some advice."
"All right!"
Lu Chunyang nodded, and told some unavoidable stories with the two women.
"Actually, I met Peony first. When I first saw it, I was a little moved. But at that time, there were so many people, I didn't say much.
Later, Xiangu learned the Tao. In the folks, isn't there a legend about the Eight Immortals crossing the sea?At that time, the eight of us got along very well, and Xiangu was a latecomer, so in her mind, the relationship between us is both a teacher and a friend..."
"At the beginning, I didn't have any thoughts about Xiangu, I just thought that she had spirituality, so I taught her some key points of cultivation from time to time.
After a long time, I found that she is really Lan Xinhui, with a gentle personality.Before I knew it, there was a shadow of her in my heart..."
"In the beginning, I never confessed my love. However, there seems to be a tacit understanding between me and her...I have her in my heart, and she has me in her heart.
However, we didn't talk to each other, we just chatted together, went out to travel together, and wrote some poems and poems. "
"Later, I met Peony again. On that day, she danced with the help of wine. She was astonishingly beautiful and unforgettable...
So, I also took advantage of the wine to come forward... Well, I won't talk about the process. Anyway, people talked about it later, saying that I molested Fairy Peony.
In fact, it wasn't flirting, it was just that the feelings I had accumulated for many years broke out in an instant, I hugged her and said that I liked her..."
"Perhaps Mu Dan was a little bit ashamed at the time, pushed me away, and...cough, even scolded me, and then ran away..."
"After I woke up, I went to find her. She cried and I said that I bullied her and ruined her name. My heart was soft, and I hugged her again, and said, what I said was not drunk, it was true like her."
"But she didn't believe it, she said that I lied to her, and that everyone knows that I like He Xiangu..."
"Brother, tell me, can't I like two women at the same time? The mentality of the two of them is that I'm lying. Fairy says I like Peony, and Peony says I like Fairy..."
"When I think of this, I get dizzy... How many years has it been? The two of them are still playing this kind of game endlessly..."
"puff!"
The last sentence made Hua Xiaolou amused.
Thinking about it, I really have enough sympathy for Brother Chunyang.
Although Lu Chunyang's reputation is a bit flirtatious, it is said that he even dared to molested the goddess of Guanyin.But, to be honest, after so many years, the only ones he really misses are Fairy Peony and He Xiangu.
A man can wait for thousands of years, 2000 years, just to get the approval of two women.
The result...but not as expected.
Is this romantic, or infatuation?
Probably the latter.
"Don't laugh... Seriously, how did you get so many beauties? It seems that they are all very arrogant..."
"Brother Chunyang, actually I don't have any tricks. If I have to say I have, there is only the Three Character Classic."
"Three Character Classic?"
Lu Chunyang was a little dazed.
Isn't it three hundred nursery rhymes?
"Cough, the Three-Character Classic I'm talking about is not the one you understand. It's actually three words: thick-skinned."
"Huh? Thick-skinned? Is it that simple?"
"Isn't it that simple?"
Hua Xiaolou smiled mischievously, and said: "I'll give you an example, such as Shen Bingbing, she is the most naughty girl, but she still calls me husband obediently in the end?
I think you should be too bookish.Sometimes, you can't just move your mouth, you have to use your hands..."
"Do it? You want me to beat them?"
"No, no, no beating..."
Hua Xiaolou glanced at him and was speechless.
Why do you feel that Brother Chunyang's EQ is a bit low?
"Use both hands and feet, talk carefully first, if they don't listen, you will start... force a kiss. Then... cough, women, in fact, they like you, as long as you are more enthusiastic and domineering, they will eventually love you Fell into your arms."
Lu Chunyang blinked: "But, won't they be more angry?"
"Yes!"
Hua Xiaolou plausibly said: "But at this time, it's your chance. You coax them and say some nice love words... Hehe, after three or five times, they will gradually get used to it..."
"Cut, how can it be as simple as you said?"
Lu Chunyang seemed a little disdainful, then got up and said: "Okay, let's talk next time, I'll go back first."
"Okay, Brother Chunyang, go slowly."
……
(End of this chapter)
the other side.
Jinpeng Xingjun's face was pale and sluggish, it was obvious that his injury hadn't healed yet.
Wuye Xingjun also sat aside with an ugly expression on his face.
A group of other immortal envoys stood there blankly, and no one dared to speak.
At this time, if a word is wrong, it is very likely that it will cause a violent storm.
"hateful!"
After a long silence, Wuye Xingjun finally cursed harshly.
Jinpeng Xingjun also said in a resentful tone: "Unexpectedly, Lu Chunyang and Princess Dragon Clan would also show up. Why did they come here?"
"Brother Jinpeng, Lu Chunyang must be here for He Xiangu. It's just the princess of the dragon clan... This makes people wonder why she came?"
"Also, He Xiangu is protecting that guy. Could it be that that kid has some background that we don't know about?"
"It's hard to say. Maybe they are concerned about face and don't want us to take people away."
"I can't swallow this breath..."
The two began to discuss secretly again, obviously a little dissatisfied.
Because there are people above them.
The two of them are Star Lords, so there are naturally familiar Immortal Kings and even Immortal Emperors on them...
It's just that there is no one to ask for, the key point is that Jinpeng Xingjun was beaten up in public by Long Xin so that he vomited blood, which made him quite aggrieved.
If you spread it out, how can you save face?
……
"Okay, Xiaolou, I have to go. Remember, keep a low profile during this time, and don't let anyone catch you."
Before leaving, Long Xin warned.
"Alright Sister Long, I understand."
"Sister Long..."
Liu Yiyi came forward with some reluctance and cried softly.
"Yiyi..."
Long Xin patted Liu Yiyi affectionately, and said, "Cultivate well, and when you leave Jiecheng, Sister Long will give you some cultivation resources."
"Thank you, Sister Long..."
Not long after, Long Xin left.
Lu Chunyang refused to leave, and called Hua Xiaolou to the roof to discuss in a low voice, saying that he had something to ask.
"Brother, in terms of strength, I am stronger than you, but in terms of the ability to control women...Brother, I really can't match..."
"Uh……"
Hua Xiaolou scratched her head in embarrassment.
"Brother Chunyang, actually this matter...cough, how should I put it?"
"Hey, you kid, don't be a secret in front of your brother, what experience do you have?"
"Brother Chunyang, about you, He Xiangu, and Fairy Peony, I actually mostly heard some legends.
It is said that the two women are arrogant and arrogant, they obviously like you, but they are angry with each other..."
"Some of this... legends are true, and some are false."
"Then you have to tell me well, so that I can give you some advice."
"All right!"
Lu Chunyang nodded, and told some unavoidable stories with the two women.
"Actually, I met Peony first. When I first saw it, I was a little moved. But at that time, there were so many people, I didn't say much.
Later, Xiangu learned the Tao. In the folks, isn't there a legend about the Eight Immortals crossing the sea?At that time, the eight of us got along very well, and Xiangu was a latecomer, so in her mind, the relationship between us is both a teacher and a friend..."
"At the beginning, I didn't have any thoughts about Xiangu, I just thought that she had spirituality, so I taught her some key points of cultivation from time to time.
After a long time, I found that she is really Lan Xinhui, with a gentle personality.Before I knew it, there was a shadow of her in my heart..."
"In the beginning, I never confessed my love. However, there seems to be a tacit understanding between me and her...I have her in my heart, and she has me in her heart.
However, we didn't talk to each other, we just chatted together, went out to travel together, and wrote some poems and poems. "
"Later, I met Peony again. On that day, she danced with the help of wine. She was astonishingly beautiful and unforgettable...
So, I also took advantage of the wine to come forward... Well, I won't talk about the process. Anyway, people talked about it later, saying that I molested Fairy Peony.
In fact, it wasn't flirting, it was just that the feelings I had accumulated for many years broke out in an instant, I hugged her and said that I liked her..."
"Perhaps Mu Dan was a little bit ashamed at the time, pushed me away, and...cough, even scolded me, and then ran away..."
"After I woke up, I went to find her. She cried and I said that I bullied her and ruined her name. My heart was soft, and I hugged her again, and said, what I said was not drunk, it was true like her."
"But she didn't believe it, she said that I lied to her, and that everyone knows that I like He Xiangu..."
"Brother, tell me, can't I like two women at the same time? The mentality of the two of them is that I'm lying. Fairy says I like Peony, and Peony says I like Fairy..."
"When I think of this, I get dizzy... How many years has it been? The two of them are still playing this kind of game endlessly..."
"puff!"
The last sentence made Hua Xiaolou amused.
Thinking about it, I really have enough sympathy for Brother Chunyang.
Although Lu Chunyang's reputation is a bit flirtatious, it is said that he even dared to molested the goddess of Guanyin.But, to be honest, after so many years, the only ones he really misses are Fairy Peony and He Xiangu.
A man can wait for thousands of years, 2000 years, just to get the approval of two women.
The result...but not as expected.
Is this romantic, or infatuation?
Probably the latter.
"Don't laugh... Seriously, how did you get so many beauties? It seems that they are all very arrogant..."
"Brother Chunyang, actually I don't have any tricks. If I have to say I have, there is only the Three Character Classic."
"Three Character Classic?"
Lu Chunyang was a little dazed.
Isn't it three hundred nursery rhymes?
"Cough, the Three-Character Classic I'm talking about is not the one you understand. It's actually three words: thick-skinned."
"Huh? Thick-skinned? Is it that simple?"
"Isn't it that simple?"
Hua Xiaolou smiled mischievously, and said: "I'll give you an example, such as Shen Bingbing, she is the most naughty girl, but she still calls me husband obediently in the end?
I think you should be too bookish.Sometimes, you can't just move your mouth, you have to use your hands..."
"Do it? You want me to beat them?"
"No, no, no beating..."
Hua Xiaolou glanced at him and was speechless.
Why do you feel that Brother Chunyang's EQ is a bit low?
"Use both hands and feet, talk carefully first, if they don't listen, you will start... force a kiss. Then... cough, women, in fact, they like you, as long as you are more enthusiastic and domineering, they will eventually love you Fell into your arms."
Lu Chunyang blinked: "But, won't they be more angry?"
"Yes!"
Hua Xiaolou plausibly said: "But at this time, it's your chance. You coax them and say some nice love words... Hehe, after three or five times, they will gradually get used to it..."
"Cut, how can it be as simple as you said?"
Lu Chunyang seemed a little disdainful, then got up and said: "Okay, let's talk next time, I'll go back first."
"Okay, Brother Chunyang, go slowly."
……
(End of this chapter)
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