The head of urban peach blossom
Chapter 1053 Daughter Country
Chapter 1053 Daughter Country
Unexpectedly, before Monkey King left, the Bull Demon King came to kill him.
"Smelly monkey, you seduce sister-in-law, you dirty and shameless thing, the old cow wants your life today."
"Bull head, what nonsense are you talking about..."
Sun Wukong was a little guilty and kept hiding.
This doesn't look like Monkey King's character.
This thought came to everyone present.
You know, Monkey King has always had a bad temper and dared to fight and rush.
How could a madman who dared to smash the dragon chair of the Jade Emperor and call Tathagata an old man face to face be afraid of a mere bull devil?
It’s tricky!
Could it be that when I went to borrow the fan this time, what happened to Monkey King and Princess Iron Fan...?
Hua Xiaolou's gossip heart began to burn.
"Smelly monkey head, don't hide if you have the guts!"
"Bull head, don't chase if you have the guts!"
Monkey King began to play rogue again.
"Do you still dare not admit it? This king saw the two of you embracing each other with your own eyes, smelling of alcohol all over your body. If I came a step late, wouldn't you..."
"You are hallucinating!"
"Fart, that bitch has already admitted it herself, saying that you have worshiped the world..."
Tang Seng was so frightened that his legs trembled, and he sat on the ground and chanted sutras.
"Nonsense, she was trying to annoy you on purpose."
"Who said that?"
Unexpectedly, Princess Iron Fan came.
"What the old lady said is true, stinky monkey, do you dare to deny it?"
"Hey, Sister Iron Fan..."
"Listen, listen, I don't even call my sister-in-law anymore, I call my sister so affectionate..."
The Bull Demon King said angrily.
Sun Wukong caressed his forehead.
"The stinky monkey is now my mother's man, Niutou, I advise you to give up on this kind of heart, besides, both of us have already said to each other that we are determined to be gracious, and from now on, we will have nothing to do with each other again."
"Humph!"
The Bull Demon King snorted: "Even so, I will not let this monkey head go."
"Lao Niu, do you have any shame? Let me tell you, don't think I'm easy to bully, if you keep pestering me, believe it or not, I will kill that coquettish fox?"
"you dare!"
Bull Demon King said angrily.
"Hehe, look, you are so nervous when it comes to that fox."
Princess Iron Fan smiled disdainfully: "Don't think that the old lady will miss the old love, the monkey doesn't fight back now, it's not because it's afraid of you, but because it doesn't want to embarrass you.
If you really want to fight, can you beat him?Moreover, the old lady will not stand idly by. "
This world is already messed up.
Hua Xiaolou looked up at the sky speechlessly.
He remembered a classic movie he had seen before: Journey to the West.
There is a plot in it, isn’t it just that Princess Iron Fan is chasing Monkey King, and she still complains about what she said. When she liked it, she used to call her Xiao Tiantian, but now she calls her Mrs. Niu...
Could it be that this is not a lie?
"Okay, you two are arguing slowly, and Lao Sun has to go to the West to learn scriptures."
Sun Wukong felt a little headache, and stepped forward to return the fan to Princess Iron Fan.
One day, Princess Iron Fan took over the fan, but held on to Sun Wukong's hand again, and said affectionately: "Smelly monkey, don't forget to come back after you have finished reading the scriptures. I will wait for you at home. When the time comes, I will help you." Give birth to a litter of monkeys..."
"puff!"
Monkey King immediately vomited blood and fell from midair.
"Look at Lao Niu, he is so excited..."
Princess Iron Fan sighed regretfully.
"Dog men and women, the old cow can't stand it anymore!"
The Bull Demon King was so stimulated that he didn't have the face to stay any longer, he jumped up and disappeared without a trace.
And Zhu Bajie drooled and looked at Princess Iron Fan with a look of envy: "Brother Hou has a good eye, no wonder he even dared to dig the corner of the Bull Demon King..."
"Bajie!"
Tang Seng stared wide-eyed and drank.
Zhu Bajie quickly shut up.
Chang'e finally came to her senses and asked in a low voice, "Xiaolou, do you believe this is true?"
Hua Xiaolou smiled wryly: "Who knows..."
He really doesn't know, after all, it's hard for anyone to tell clearly about feelings.
Maybe Sun Wukong was a little bit wronged, but looking at Princess Iron Fan's formation, I'm afraid it's not just as simple as an angry bull demon.
After all, if she said such a big thing in person, if it wasn't true, it would be rumored to be true...
Poor Monkey.
"Okay, don't pretend to be dead, stinky monkey, I'm leaving, remember, come back to me after learning the scriptures, otherwise I will go to the Jade Emperor for comment."
After speaking, he laughed a few times and left in the air.
As soon as she left, Monkey King jumped up and said to Tang Seng, "Master, hurry up!"
"what?"
"Come on, I don't want to stay here for a moment."
After walking for a while, Tang Seng finally couldn't help asking: "Wukong, what's going on? Are you married to Princess Iron Fan?"
"What's the matter? I just drank a few more glasses, and then..."
"Then, you did something worse than a beast? Seduced sister-in-law, but was caught by the Bull Demon King on the spot?"
Zhu Bajie seemed to be keen on this matter, and immediately spoke up.
"fool!"
Monkey King kicked it away.
Then he said with a bitter face: "She was crying at the time, didn't I drink too much? I just... just put my arms around her to comfort her. But at this time, the Bull Demon King came back, so I misunderstood."
"Hahaha!"
Hua Xiaolou couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at? What Old Sun said is true."
"That's right, so, who wouldn't misunderstand this matter? Anyway, although the Bull Demon King and Iron Fan have separated, they still have a little contact.
You are holding the iron fan, and the bull devil came to take a look, can you not misunderstand? "
"The key is, what do you think, brother monkey?"
Zhu Bajie had a gossiping face: "How did you think of hugging her?"
"Get lost, she was the one who threw herself into Lao Sun's arms first."
"So you're just half-pushing..."
"Alright, stop talking!"
Tang Seng said angrily: "Wukong, if you really have that kind of heart, I advise you not to learn scriptures..."
"Master, even you misunderstood me?"
"As a teacher, I don't misunderstand you, but I just feel that you have distracting thoughts and it is difficult to obtain the scriptures."
"What distracting thoughts does the old grandson have?"
"Okay, don't argue, both of you!" Hua Xiaolou persuaded, "Even if Brother Hou has that kind of heart, it doesn't affect learning from scriptures.
Brother Seng, you are sometimes too serious.Learning scriptures is a matter of immeasurable merit, and I think it has nothing to do with personal emotional issues.
Didn't Princess Iron Fan say it too?Let Brother Monkey concentrate on studying scriptures, and wait until the scriptures are over for all problems..."
"Never mind!"
Tang Seng let out a long sigh.
"Let's learn from the scriptures first."
"Yes, yes, just like me. I have a daughter-in-law in Gaolaozhuang? This doesn't affect our study, right? Just like Brother Xiaolou said, it's enough to have a Buddha in your heart."
The group continued westward.
On this day, I came to a deserted valley.
"Huh? Is there a stele?"
Zhu Bajie had to go forward, and after careful identification, he finally recognized the ancient characters on it: Daughter Country.
"Haha, Daughter Country!"
I don't know what this guy thought of, his eyes began to shine.
Daughter country?
Hua Xiaolou's heart skipped a beat.
In Journey to the West, Daughter Country is the highlight.
Because this is the only paragraph about Tang Seng, about emotional entanglements.
Of course, a female goblin also captured Tang Seng before and forced him to marry him.But that's just wishful thinking.So this time, will that scene be repeated?
……
(End of this chapter)
Unexpectedly, before Monkey King left, the Bull Demon King came to kill him.
"Smelly monkey, you seduce sister-in-law, you dirty and shameless thing, the old cow wants your life today."
"Bull head, what nonsense are you talking about..."
Sun Wukong was a little guilty and kept hiding.
This doesn't look like Monkey King's character.
This thought came to everyone present.
You know, Monkey King has always had a bad temper and dared to fight and rush.
How could a madman who dared to smash the dragon chair of the Jade Emperor and call Tathagata an old man face to face be afraid of a mere bull devil?
It’s tricky!
Could it be that when I went to borrow the fan this time, what happened to Monkey King and Princess Iron Fan...?
Hua Xiaolou's gossip heart began to burn.
"Smelly monkey head, don't hide if you have the guts!"
"Bull head, don't chase if you have the guts!"
Monkey King began to play rogue again.
"Do you still dare not admit it? This king saw the two of you embracing each other with your own eyes, smelling of alcohol all over your body. If I came a step late, wouldn't you..."
"You are hallucinating!"
"Fart, that bitch has already admitted it herself, saying that you have worshiped the world..."
Tang Seng was so frightened that his legs trembled, and he sat on the ground and chanted sutras.
"Nonsense, she was trying to annoy you on purpose."
"Who said that?"
Unexpectedly, Princess Iron Fan came.
"What the old lady said is true, stinky monkey, do you dare to deny it?"
"Hey, Sister Iron Fan..."
"Listen, listen, I don't even call my sister-in-law anymore, I call my sister so affectionate..."
The Bull Demon King said angrily.
Sun Wukong caressed his forehead.
"The stinky monkey is now my mother's man, Niutou, I advise you to give up on this kind of heart, besides, both of us have already said to each other that we are determined to be gracious, and from now on, we will have nothing to do with each other again."
"Humph!"
The Bull Demon King snorted: "Even so, I will not let this monkey head go."
"Lao Niu, do you have any shame? Let me tell you, don't think I'm easy to bully, if you keep pestering me, believe it or not, I will kill that coquettish fox?"
"you dare!"
Bull Demon King said angrily.
"Hehe, look, you are so nervous when it comes to that fox."
Princess Iron Fan smiled disdainfully: "Don't think that the old lady will miss the old love, the monkey doesn't fight back now, it's not because it's afraid of you, but because it doesn't want to embarrass you.
If you really want to fight, can you beat him?Moreover, the old lady will not stand idly by. "
This world is already messed up.
Hua Xiaolou looked up at the sky speechlessly.
He remembered a classic movie he had seen before: Journey to the West.
There is a plot in it, isn’t it just that Princess Iron Fan is chasing Monkey King, and she still complains about what she said. When she liked it, she used to call her Xiao Tiantian, but now she calls her Mrs. Niu...
Could it be that this is not a lie?
"Okay, you two are arguing slowly, and Lao Sun has to go to the West to learn scriptures."
Sun Wukong felt a little headache, and stepped forward to return the fan to Princess Iron Fan.
One day, Princess Iron Fan took over the fan, but held on to Sun Wukong's hand again, and said affectionately: "Smelly monkey, don't forget to come back after you have finished reading the scriptures. I will wait for you at home. When the time comes, I will help you." Give birth to a litter of monkeys..."
"puff!"
Monkey King immediately vomited blood and fell from midair.
"Look at Lao Niu, he is so excited..."
Princess Iron Fan sighed regretfully.
"Dog men and women, the old cow can't stand it anymore!"
The Bull Demon King was so stimulated that he didn't have the face to stay any longer, he jumped up and disappeared without a trace.
And Zhu Bajie drooled and looked at Princess Iron Fan with a look of envy: "Brother Hou has a good eye, no wonder he even dared to dig the corner of the Bull Demon King..."
"Bajie!"
Tang Seng stared wide-eyed and drank.
Zhu Bajie quickly shut up.
Chang'e finally came to her senses and asked in a low voice, "Xiaolou, do you believe this is true?"
Hua Xiaolou smiled wryly: "Who knows..."
He really doesn't know, after all, it's hard for anyone to tell clearly about feelings.
Maybe Sun Wukong was a little bit wronged, but looking at Princess Iron Fan's formation, I'm afraid it's not just as simple as an angry bull demon.
After all, if she said such a big thing in person, if it wasn't true, it would be rumored to be true...
Poor Monkey.
"Okay, don't pretend to be dead, stinky monkey, I'm leaving, remember, come back to me after learning the scriptures, otherwise I will go to the Jade Emperor for comment."
After speaking, he laughed a few times and left in the air.
As soon as she left, Monkey King jumped up and said to Tang Seng, "Master, hurry up!"
"what?"
"Come on, I don't want to stay here for a moment."
After walking for a while, Tang Seng finally couldn't help asking: "Wukong, what's going on? Are you married to Princess Iron Fan?"
"What's the matter? I just drank a few more glasses, and then..."
"Then, you did something worse than a beast? Seduced sister-in-law, but was caught by the Bull Demon King on the spot?"
Zhu Bajie seemed to be keen on this matter, and immediately spoke up.
"fool!"
Monkey King kicked it away.
Then he said with a bitter face: "She was crying at the time, didn't I drink too much? I just... just put my arms around her to comfort her. But at this time, the Bull Demon King came back, so I misunderstood."
"Hahaha!"
Hua Xiaolou couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at? What Old Sun said is true."
"That's right, so, who wouldn't misunderstand this matter? Anyway, although the Bull Demon King and Iron Fan have separated, they still have a little contact.
You are holding the iron fan, and the bull devil came to take a look, can you not misunderstand? "
"The key is, what do you think, brother monkey?"
Zhu Bajie had a gossiping face: "How did you think of hugging her?"
"Get lost, she was the one who threw herself into Lao Sun's arms first."
"So you're just half-pushing..."
"Alright, stop talking!"
Tang Seng said angrily: "Wukong, if you really have that kind of heart, I advise you not to learn scriptures..."
"Master, even you misunderstood me?"
"As a teacher, I don't misunderstand you, but I just feel that you have distracting thoughts and it is difficult to obtain the scriptures."
"What distracting thoughts does the old grandson have?"
"Okay, don't argue, both of you!" Hua Xiaolou persuaded, "Even if Brother Hou has that kind of heart, it doesn't affect learning from scriptures.
Brother Seng, you are sometimes too serious.Learning scriptures is a matter of immeasurable merit, and I think it has nothing to do with personal emotional issues.
Didn't Princess Iron Fan say it too?Let Brother Monkey concentrate on studying scriptures, and wait until the scriptures are over for all problems..."
"Never mind!"
Tang Seng let out a long sigh.
"Let's learn from the scriptures first."
"Yes, yes, just like me. I have a daughter-in-law in Gaolaozhuang? This doesn't affect our study, right? Just like Brother Xiaolou said, it's enough to have a Buddha in your heart."
The group continued westward.
On this day, I came to a deserted valley.
"Huh? Is there a stele?"
Zhu Bajie had to go forward, and after careful identification, he finally recognized the ancient characters on it: Daughter Country.
"Haha, Daughter Country!"
I don't know what this guy thought of, his eyes began to shine.
Daughter country?
Hua Xiaolou's heart skipped a beat.
In Journey to the West, Daughter Country is the highlight.
Because this is the only paragraph about Tang Seng, about emotional entanglements.
Of course, a female goblin also captured Tang Seng before and forced him to marry him.But that's just wishful thinking.So this time, will that scene be repeated?
……
(End of this chapter)
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