God is here
Chapter 3 It's Hard To Be A Man
Chapter 3 It's Hard To Be A Man
Lu Ya lay on the cloud, turned his head and looked down at the bird droppings shaking off his clothes, a little cautiously.
As expected, Hun Kun and Nuwa didn't lie to him. He hadn't had a smooth journey from home. The concrete manifestations were that he encountered heavy rain when he went out, encountered wind and waves when he crossed the river, bridges collapsed when he went up, and landslides when he went down the mountain. What is the daily operation of a senior unlucky guy, and these storms and disasters happen only when he is completely unprepared.
So when he passed by Dongyue just now, he was pulled by an old phoenix with bird droppings.
Knowing that he was unlucky, he let the old Phoenix go, and left without saying a word.
He couldn't believe he couldn't find a place that Baoling couldn't catch!
He sealed his cultivation all the way to hide his consciousness. He couldn't find a quiet place in the Nine Heavens, so he went to the Nine Heavens, to the Nanlin Pingzhou area, and finally noticed that Baoling's aura was getting weaker, so he shook off his clothes and waved it. ——This clothes is the Lanyun Fairy Clothes woven by Nu Wa for him, even if it is stained with bird droppings, he can't throw it away.
The floating clouds had already turned into laundry water, and with a wave, the laundry water with bird droppings fell onto Mu Jiujian.
Lu Ya didn't know what to do.
If he was not mistaken, the person in the white robe underneath was a woman.
This is a bit troublesome.Judging from his limited experience in dealing with women, women are difficult to deal with, and she would not be happy to be dripped with dung on the sword for no reason.
The key is that she is controlling the sword, once the fairy art touches the filth, the spiritual power will be greatly reduced.
Look at the way she looks up and stares at him now, isn't she angry?She was still holding the sword, could it be that she wanted to chop him with the sword?
If she did, of course he could swing her a thousand miles at will, but he has already sealed his cultivation of spiritual consciousness, and she seems to have achieved a little bit, so can he not touch a single leaf under her hands? It's hard to tell when you walk over.
What's more, it looks like she is still fighting with someone, the sword has lost its spiritual power, and this fight can't be done, she still has so many little brats to protect...
Forget it, for his own unlucky sake, he should apologize.In case of being entangled with her again, it really wouldn't be worth it.
He straightened his clothes, pushed the cloud head down a little, leaned over and said: "My dear friend, I'm sorry."
Mu Jiu looked at him sitting cross-legged on his head as if nothing had happened, his jaw opened for a long time before he retracted it.
What surprised her was not that he was good-looking, nor that he was a young man who looked younger than her, but that he could sit six feet above her head and chat with her!
This is the enchantment of the old Taoist knot with five thousand miles of Taoism in Mi Yangzong, so he can enter it casually?
"What's wrong with you?" Lu Ya frowned and added.
Although he has not seen a stranger for tens of thousands of years, he has heard of such things as reciprocity.
When he apologized to her, shouldn't she respond with "It's okay" or just lift her foot and kick him in the face?He even prepared his polite words and face, but she just looked at him as a monster?
Aren't these women with children always tough?
——Or, could it be that the old Phoenix also shit on his face just now?
He couldn't help but raised his hand to touch it again.
It's not that Mu Jiu didn't want to talk, but she was so excited that she lost her voice!
God can't kill her!Just when she was about to move rescuers, such a god ran over!
Look at this kid who just entered the battle casually, his cultivation level is definitely not lower than those of the two veterans opposite!
She didn't care about the excrement on the sword head anymore, she bounced up and rushed up: "Friend Immortal came just in time—"
"Help, help!"
She had just rushed under him, when Qingzhu and the others suddenly came from behind him with another exclamation!Immediately afterwards, several people were thrown into the air one by one and were bound so that they could not move!
It turned out that the people of Mi Yangzong also saw Lu Ya entering the barrier, maybe they thought they had brought in reinforcements, so they immediately activated the magic circle, tightened the barrier and sacrificed the immortal rope!
"I'll fuck you grandma!"
Furious, Mu Jiu threw away the long sword in his hand, took out a willow-leaf sword from his purse, and flew to chop on the binding rope!
With a cultivation base of 2000 and Liu Yang's love for the little disciple, the skills acquired over the years can also withstand a while.This lancet is also unusual, as soon as the murderous aura came, the fairy-binding rope trembled three times, and when the blade got close to him, the rope broke with a few bangs, and Qingzhu and the others thumped like dumplings. fell to the ground.
For a moment, rainbow shadows shot out in all directions in the enchantment, and large and small soft bags were continuously bulged out on the enchantment wall by internal force.
Mu Jiu rushed up and hugged all the little boys in his arms to check.
Seeing this, the other party summoned everyone to form a formation for luck!
Lu Ya looked at Mu Jiu who was busy protecting the calf and had no time to take care of the enemy for a while, and didn't know whether to stay or go away.
After all, it didn't look like she was angry just now, and she apologized, so she probably wouldn't mind leaving just like that.
After Cong Chuang turned Yuanling into the Dao of Heaven, the four brothers and sisters became the gods who guarded the Dao of Heaven, and they no longer interfered in the affairs of the six realms.
Besides, with his status as a majestic great god, to mediate this kind of petty fight in the human world, isn't it too inferior?
Lu Ya convinced himself and turned the cloud's head around.
But as soon as he floated two steps away, he dawdled and stopped again.
That being said, it's obvious that the gang of old men on the opposite side are oppressing women and children. Since he saw it, wouldn't it be a bit wicked to ignore it?Besides, this girl is not very old, but she has raised so many children at once, and she thinks her life will be bitter.When I ran into trouble, my husband didn't come to rescue me. I guess my husband is not reliable.
Forget it, it's easy to do.
He turned the head of the cloud back again, pinched a small cloud to form water, and swiped his fingers towards the barrier.
The barrier was broken!It immediately turned into smoke and dissipated with the wind.
Mu Jiu, Qing Zhu and others were sent flying into the sky by the blast.
Lu Ya turned around to catch her, then waved his sleeves, and made Qingzhu and the others stand behind him.
Mu Jiu felt the sea of qi tumbling, and couldn't help lying on his lap and vomiting.
Lu Ya endured the pinched thigh, and didn't lift her aside.
"I can't see that the concubine of the witch has some tricks!"
The old Taoists on the opposite side were defeated, and sarcasm came from gnashing their teeth.
mistress?Frost formed in Lu Ya's eyes.Does he look like an adulterer?
But forget it, he has already provoked a bad luck, so let's keep a low profile.
He clasped his fists and said to Mu Jiu, who was sitting upright, "Where do you live? What's your husband's last name? I'll take you back."
When Mu Jiu heard the word "husband", she choked on her saliva with a puff, and rolled over on the ground again.
Grandma's grandma is a big girl with yellow flowers. The old Taoists said that she has a concubine, and this kid also gave her a husband for nothing. Who did she provoke?But her spiritual power has not yet recovered, she has no way to refute, she can only struggle and wave her hands.
It's already thankful that the barrier is broken, if he sends them back, then this matter can't be hidden either, isn't she asking for trouble!
Qingxia stared at her for a while, but exchanged glances with Qingzhu and the others, and rushed to her side and said, "Mother, don't count on dad, he won't take care of us. You forgot about him." How many years have you not come back? He has had children with that woman a long time ago, and he will never come back again! Don't wait any longer, let this great fairy send us back to the mountain!"
The person in front of him doesn't look like a bad person, and he is so capable and so beautiful, how nice it is to let him send them back!
And it is true that the little master uncle is not married, so it would be nice to abduct this man back to be their master uncle!
"mother?……"
Mu Jiu vomited blood this time.
Not only does she have a concubine and a husband, but now she has become the mother of so many troublemakers? !
——Go back and deal with these bastards!
She sat up with support, and before she could explain, Qingzhu jumped up: "It's not good! They're calling again!"
Following his words, a cloud of flying sand immediately enveloped the cloud where they were!A few streaks of sword aura that slashed people's cheeks hurting came straight from it!
Sure enough, the head of the Miyang Sect came here with a dozen or so disciples!
With their momentum, it seems like they are going to wipe them out in one go!
Mu Jiu gritted her teeth. They tried to trap her in vain before, but now they want to kill her in vain. Do they really think she is so easy to bully? !
She turned her head and said: "Qingxia quickly go back and inform the seniors! The old Taoists are too deceitful, I won't go back until I get justice with them today!"
After she finished speaking, she sank into her dantian, concentrated her eyes, and stepped onto the cloud head with her sword in hand, using the Tianluo sword net to cover the world in all directions!
This day, Luo Jianwang is the unique skill of Master Liuyang. It is woven entirely by sword intent. The strongest sword energy is red, and the lightest part is blue. Immediately, the valley is surrounded by neon lights for miles around. The ripples on the water surface continued to attack in all directions!With today's Luo Jianwang body protection, the other party will never think about trapping her in an enchantment anymore!
The head of Mi Yang probably didn't expect her to have such a powerful hand, his face changed suddenly, and then he sent a message to the seven disciples around him, asking them to respond with their swords.
Seven disciples of Jian Mi Yang formed the shape of the Big Dipper and attacked the Tian Luo sword net, while the master of Mi Yang also sat cross-legged on the ground and recited the formula.
This group of old immortals are really funny!
Lu Ya was a little displeased.Looking at Mu Jiu's combat effectiveness, they are very disdainful.
The spells are not bad, but with her cultivation level, she can't beat them!
Forget it, help people to the end.
He ignored how many times he had uttered the word "forget it", exhaled and let out his cultivation, and secretly sent her spiritual power.
Mu Jiu didn't expect him to make a move!With his full strength and his boundless cultivation base, his strength suddenly became countless times stronger!I saw that the thousands of swords moved even more fiercely, and the flashing golden light formed a blinding golden curtain. The seven people in the Big Dipper Formation immediately vomited blood and retreated, and the leader was also knocked sideways by the wind. on the ground!
Mu Jiu finally withdrew his hand, and then heard a booming sound coming from the opposite side. In the blink of an eye, the mountain where the Miryang School is located collapsed!
Originally, a fairy peak whose top could not be seen, now, except for the house built on the top of the mountain, which has been moved to the bottom of the valley, where are the other peaks? !
Mu Jiu was dumbfounded!
Qing Zhu's jaws are about to fall to the ground!
They just wanted to vent their anger, and now the anger is getting bigger!Not only did they destroy the gate of the mountain and slap them in the face, but now they actually destroyed the entire top of the mountain. Does this make them squat in this mountain pit and practice Taoism while patting mosquitoes?It's not an exaggeration to say that the family's sect has been wiped out!
"Are you dissatisfied?" Lu Ya frowned unhappily.Could it be that he stabbed the knife in both sides by mistake?
"Thanks to you, I have faced a big problem..." Mu Jiu thought of the ruler hanging on the wall by her master, and couldn't help touching her buttocks.
It's really hard to be a human being.
It is even more difficult to be a good person with two ribs!
Lu Ya glared at her, turned around, and really left this time.
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Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for support~~~
(End of this chapter)
Lu Ya lay on the cloud, turned his head and looked down at the bird droppings shaking off his clothes, a little cautiously.
As expected, Hun Kun and Nuwa didn't lie to him. He hadn't had a smooth journey from home. The concrete manifestations were that he encountered heavy rain when he went out, encountered wind and waves when he crossed the river, bridges collapsed when he went up, and landslides when he went down the mountain. What is the daily operation of a senior unlucky guy, and these storms and disasters happen only when he is completely unprepared.
So when he passed by Dongyue just now, he was pulled by an old phoenix with bird droppings.
Knowing that he was unlucky, he let the old Phoenix go, and left without saying a word.
He couldn't believe he couldn't find a place that Baoling couldn't catch!
He sealed his cultivation all the way to hide his consciousness. He couldn't find a quiet place in the Nine Heavens, so he went to the Nine Heavens, to the Nanlin Pingzhou area, and finally noticed that Baoling's aura was getting weaker, so he shook off his clothes and waved it. ——This clothes is the Lanyun Fairy Clothes woven by Nu Wa for him, even if it is stained with bird droppings, he can't throw it away.
The floating clouds had already turned into laundry water, and with a wave, the laundry water with bird droppings fell onto Mu Jiujian.
Lu Ya didn't know what to do.
If he was not mistaken, the person in the white robe underneath was a woman.
This is a bit troublesome.Judging from his limited experience in dealing with women, women are difficult to deal with, and she would not be happy to be dripped with dung on the sword for no reason.
The key is that she is controlling the sword, once the fairy art touches the filth, the spiritual power will be greatly reduced.
Look at the way she looks up and stares at him now, isn't she angry?She was still holding the sword, could it be that she wanted to chop him with the sword?
If she did, of course he could swing her a thousand miles at will, but he has already sealed his cultivation of spiritual consciousness, and she seems to have achieved a little bit, so can he not touch a single leaf under her hands? It's hard to tell when you walk over.
What's more, it looks like she is still fighting with someone, the sword has lost its spiritual power, and this fight can't be done, she still has so many little brats to protect...
Forget it, for his own unlucky sake, he should apologize.In case of being entangled with her again, it really wouldn't be worth it.
He straightened his clothes, pushed the cloud head down a little, leaned over and said: "My dear friend, I'm sorry."
Mu Jiu looked at him sitting cross-legged on his head as if nothing had happened, his jaw opened for a long time before he retracted it.
What surprised her was not that he was good-looking, nor that he was a young man who looked younger than her, but that he could sit six feet above her head and chat with her!
This is the enchantment of the old Taoist knot with five thousand miles of Taoism in Mi Yangzong, so he can enter it casually?
"What's wrong with you?" Lu Ya frowned and added.
Although he has not seen a stranger for tens of thousands of years, he has heard of such things as reciprocity.
When he apologized to her, shouldn't she respond with "It's okay" or just lift her foot and kick him in the face?He even prepared his polite words and face, but she just looked at him as a monster?
Aren't these women with children always tough?
——Or, could it be that the old Phoenix also shit on his face just now?
He couldn't help but raised his hand to touch it again.
It's not that Mu Jiu didn't want to talk, but she was so excited that she lost her voice!
God can't kill her!Just when she was about to move rescuers, such a god ran over!
Look at this kid who just entered the battle casually, his cultivation level is definitely not lower than those of the two veterans opposite!
She didn't care about the excrement on the sword head anymore, she bounced up and rushed up: "Friend Immortal came just in time—"
"Help, help!"
She had just rushed under him, when Qingzhu and the others suddenly came from behind him with another exclamation!Immediately afterwards, several people were thrown into the air one by one and were bound so that they could not move!
It turned out that the people of Mi Yangzong also saw Lu Ya entering the barrier, maybe they thought they had brought in reinforcements, so they immediately activated the magic circle, tightened the barrier and sacrificed the immortal rope!
"I'll fuck you grandma!"
Furious, Mu Jiu threw away the long sword in his hand, took out a willow-leaf sword from his purse, and flew to chop on the binding rope!
With a cultivation base of 2000 and Liu Yang's love for the little disciple, the skills acquired over the years can also withstand a while.This lancet is also unusual, as soon as the murderous aura came, the fairy-binding rope trembled three times, and when the blade got close to him, the rope broke with a few bangs, and Qingzhu and the others thumped like dumplings. fell to the ground.
For a moment, rainbow shadows shot out in all directions in the enchantment, and large and small soft bags were continuously bulged out on the enchantment wall by internal force.
Mu Jiu rushed up and hugged all the little boys in his arms to check.
Seeing this, the other party summoned everyone to form a formation for luck!
Lu Ya looked at Mu Jiu who was busy protecting the calf and had no time to take care of the enemy for a while, and didn't know whether to stay or go away.
After all, it didn't look like she was angry just now, and she apologized, so she probably wouldn't mind leaving just like that.
After Cong Chuang turned Yuanling into the Dao of Heaven, the four brothers and sisters became the gods who guarded the Dao of Heaven, and they no longer interfered in the affairs of the six realms.
Besides, with his status as a majestic great god, to mediate this kind of petty fight in the human world, isn't it too inferior?
Lu Ya convinced himself and turned the cloud's head around.
But as soon as he floated two steps away, he dawdled and stopped again.
That being said, it's obvious that the gang of old men on the opposite side are oppressing women and children. Since he saw it, wouldn't it be a bit wicked to ignore it?Besides, this girl is not very old, but she has raised so many children at once, and she thinks her life will be bitter.When I ran into trouble, my husband didn't come to rescue me. I guess my husband is not reliable.
Forget it, it's easy to do.
He turned the head of the cloud back again, pinched a small cloud to form water, and swiped his fingers towards the barrier.
The barrier was broken!It immediately turned into smoke and dissipated with the wind.
Mu Jiu, Qing Zhu and others were sent flying into the sky by the blast.
Lu Ya turned around to catch her, then waved his sleeves, and made Qingzhu and the others stand behind him.
Mu Jiu felt the sea of qi tumbling, and couldn't help lying on his lap and vomiting.
Lu Ya endured the pinched thigh, and didn't lift her aside.
"I can't see that the concubine of the witch has some tricks!"
The old Taoists on the opposite side were defeated, and sarcasm came from gnashing their teeth.
mistress?Frost formed in Lu Ya's eyes.Does he look like an adulterer?
But forget it, he has already provoked a bad luck, so let's keep a low profile.
He clasped his fists and said to Mu Jiu, who was sitting upright, "Where do you live? What's your husband's last name? I'll take you back."
When Mu Jiu heard the word "husband", she choked on her saliva with a puff, and rolled over on the ground again.
Grandma's grandma is a big girl with yellow flowers. The old Taoists said that she has a concubine, and this kid also gave her a husband for nothing. Who did she provoke?But her spiritual power has not yet recovered, she has no way to refute, she can only struggle and wave her hands.
It's already thankful that the barrier is broken, if he sends them back, then this matter can't be hidden either, isn't she asking for trouble!
Qingxia stared at her for a while, but exchanged glances with Qingzhu and the others, and rushed to her side and said, "Mother, don't count on dad, he won't take care of us. You forgot about him." How many years have you not come back? He has had children with that woman a long time ago, and he will never come back again! Don't wait any longer, let this great fairy send us back to the mountain!"
The person in front of him doesn't look like a bad person, and he is so capable and so beautiful, how nice it is to let him send them back!
And it is true that the little master uncle is not married, so it would be nice to abduct this man back to be their master uncle!
"mother?……"
Mu Jiu vomited blood this time.
Not only does she have a concubine and a husband, but now she has become the mother of so many troublemakers? !
——Go back and deal with these bastards!
She sat up with support, and before she could explain, Qingzhu jumped up: "It's not good! They're calling again!"
Following his words, a cloud of flying sand immediately enveloped the cloud where they were!A few streaks of sword aura that slashed people's cheeks hurting came straight from it!
Sure enough, the head of the Miyang Sect came here with a dozen or so disciples!
With their momentum, it seems like they are going to wipe them out in one go!
Mu Jiu gritted her teeth. They tried to trap her in vain before, but now they want to kill her in vain. Do they really think she is so easy to bully? !
She turned her head and said: "Qingxia quickly go back and inform the seniors! The old Taoists are too deceitful, I won't go back until I get justice with them today!"
After she finished speaking, she sank into her dantian, concentrated her eyes, and stepped onto the cloud head with her sword in hand, using the Tianluo sword net to cover the world in all directions!
This day, Luo Jianwang is the unique skill of Master Liuyang. It is woven entirely by sword intent. The strongest sword energy is red, and the lightest part is blue. Immediately, the valley is surrounded by neon lights for miles around. The ripples on the water surface continued to attack in all directions!With today's Luo Jianwang body protection, the other party will never think about trapping her in an enchantment anymore!
The head of Mi Yang probably didn't expect her to have such a powerful hand, his face changed suddenly, and then he sent a message to the seven disciples around him, asking them to respond with their swords.
Seven disciples of Jian Mi Yang formed the shape of the Big Dipper and attacked the Tian Luo sword net, while the master of Mi Yang also sat cross-legged on the ground and recited the formula.
This group of old immortals are really funny!
Lu Ya was a little displeased.Looking at Mu Jiu's combat effectiveness, they are very disdainful.
The spells are not bad, but with her cultivation level, she can't beat them!
Forget it, help people to the end.
He ignored how many times he had uttered the word "forget it", exhaled and let out his cultivation, and secretly sent her spiritual power.
Mu Jiu didn't expect him to make a move!With his full strength and his boundless cultivation base, his strength suddenly became countless times stronger!I saw that the thousands of swords moved even more fiercely, and the flashing golden light formed a blinding golden curtain. The seven people in the Big Dipper Formation immediately vomited blood and retreated, and the leader was also knocked sideways by the wind. on the ground!
Mu Jiu finally withdrew his hand, and then heard a booming sound coming from the opposite side. In the blink of an eye, the mountain where the Miryang School is located collapsed!
Originally, a fairy peak whose top could not be seen, now, except for the house built on the top of the mountain, which has been moved to the bottom of the valley, where are the other peaks? !
Mu Jiu was dumbfounded!
Qing Zhu's jaws are about to fall to the ground!
They just wanted to vent their anger, and now the anger is getting bigger!Not only did they destroy the gate of the mountain and slap them in the face, but now they actually destroyed the entire top of the mountain. Does this make them squat in this mountain pit and practice Taoism while patting mosquitoes?It's not an exaggeration to say that the family's sect has been wiped out!
"Are you dissatisfied?" Lu Ya frowned unhappily.Could it be that he stabbed the knife in both sides by mistake?
"Thanks to you, I have faced a big problem..." Mu Jiu thought of the ruler hanging on the wall by her master, and couldn't help touching her buttocks.
It's really hard to be a human being.
It is even more difficult to be a good person with two ribs!
Lu Ya glared at her, turned around, and really left this time.
------
Ask for a recommendation ticket, ask for support~~~
(End of this chapter)
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