God is here
Chapter 5 Do You Eat Melon Seeds?
Chapter 5 Do You Eat Melon Seeds?
Mu Jiu really got a little dizzy.
In her previous life, all her knowledge about the fairy world and heaven came from myths and novels. In this life, she has cultivated the body of immortality, and has been trapped in the fairy mountain for many years. Master Liuyang doesn't like to go out for a walk, but it doesn't affect her knowing that the heaven every 500 What happened to the military service that changes every year.
To be precise, military service in heaven is equivalent to military service in the world.It's just that they are more powerful, more capable, less selective, and better paid.Now Chanjiao dominates, and the self-proclaimed upright Chanjiao disciples will receive documents from the Heavenly Court at this time, and the Miryang Sect, whose base was destroyed by her, happens to have this honor.
It happened that the mountain gate was destroyed at this time, can those old guys not sue the Taishang Laojun?
So it is understandable for Liu Yang to be angry, when he ordered Mu Jiu to go back to her own cave to retreat that day, she didn't say anything, and went back to her own Liuyun cave with Ye Mingzhu in her arms.
This entry is two months.
Liu Yang sealed the gate, and Mu Jiu knew nothing about the outside world.
Of course, she would not naively think that the Miyang Sect was just complaining to the heavens. As the disciple of the Supreme Lord, the Jade Emperor would definitely express something, but she listened carefully every day, and she did not hear any abnormal movements. suspicious.
Most of the punishments from the heavens are caused by the thunder and the reduction of cultivation. If there is thunder, she will not be able to escape even if she hides in the eighteenth level of hell.
The point is that she hasn't received a fine for two months!
Is it possible that the Jade Emperor was so wise and mighty, and would send people down to investigate the truth for such a trivial matter, and then wisely forgave her?
One day, he was sitting on the terrace, kowtowing melon seeds and pondering, when the lock on the door suddenly clicked open, and Liu Yang walked in with Fuchen in his arms.
Mu Jiu hurriedly put all the melon seeds under the table, cleared her throat and walked out from among a bunch of peonies: "Master."
Liu Yang stopped at the foot of the stone steps, looked her up twice, stared at the small piece of melon seed husk that hadn't been wiped off her mouth, and said, "It's okay?"
Mu Jiu said with a bitter face, "It's not very good." Since they all came to see her, they probably passed on pretending to be pitiful.
Liu Yang sneered, stretched out his hand and hooked the piece of melon seed shell to his fingertips, handed it to the tip of her nose and said: "If you are told to retreat, you just close the door and crack the melon seeds, isn't that good? Do you want to say that there are still some melons and fruits missing? It’s best to call two more goblins to sing and dance two plays for you, and you’ll be consummated?”
Mu Jiu wished she could find a crack in the ground and get in.
Liu Yang's mouth is worth ten of hers.
Another shudder fell on the back of his head, Liu Yang passed her, walked to the place where she had sat before on the balcony and sat down.
Liu Yang hurriedly ordered the rabbit spirit in the corner to pour tea.
Although she did not accept apprentices, she rescued an injured rabbit at the foot of the mountain 500 years ago. Later, the rabbit was willing to follow her, so she stayed.
Rabbit Jing served the tea, blinked her red eyes that seemed to have been up ten nights in a row, and said, "Master, would you like some melon seeds?"
Liu Yang looked over.
Mu Jiu was so angry that she turned Rabbit Jing's head and threw the whole thing out of the balcony.
Liu Yangxuan glanced at her and lowered his head to drink tea.
He didn't make a sound, and Mu Jiu didn't dare to make a sound.It was not until half a cup of tea was drunk that Liu Yang said, "Sit down."
Mu Jiu sat down.
"Are you going to fool around like this?" Liu Yang looked at her.
She didn't know how to answer.She can't ascend, and even he can't find the reason, so what can she do if she doesn't mess around?
Liu Yang felt that she was hopeless.Shaking his head and looking at the bunch of peonies at the bottom of the steps who blushed for unknown reasons, he said, "I went down the mountain a few days ago and went to Bixia Yuanjun's Mansion to find out the reason why you have not been able to ascend. Seeing that you have not done enough good deeds in the world, so there is still a little chance. Thinking about it, maybe it is because I did not let you go down the mountain to practice in previous years."
"Oh?" Mu Jiu was aroused, "Master still knows Bixia Yuanjun?"
She has never seen any immortals in this life, but she has heard of some famous immortals in her previous life.Bixia Yuanjun is the daughter of Emperor Dongyue, the title given by Jiang Taigong when he was a god, and has a high status in the fairy world.Liu Yang seldom goes down the mountain, and he has never heard of him having any friends. It is really surprising that he, who has always been a loner, still knows this kind of Bai Fumei.
"Did you hear what I said?" Liu Yang squinted at her.
"I heard it!" Mu Jiu quickly straightened her back, and said respectfully, "Master, I have traveled thousands of miles. From now on, I will definitely go down the mountain to experience more, make more good karma, do more good deeds, and strive to realize Taoism and become immortal as soon as possible, so as to benefit all things."
"But it's too late to go down the mountain to practice now." Liu Yang put his hands together and sighed. "You have reached the stage of transforming gods. Do you know how much good fortune you owe? Even if you make up for it right now, you won't be able to make up for it in two or three thousand years."
Mu Jiu was stunned, "Then what should I do?"
2000 is also a bit too long.
Even if he ascended to become a fairy, there is still a long way to go before he can truly live forever or create a world of gods.I used to think that as long as you become a fairy, you will live forever. Only when you come, you will know that the fairy will die. It will take longer.
"It's not impossible."
Liu Yang stood up and approached the clump of peonies, and the peonies immediately became redder. "Heavenly Court is recruiting soldiers. All those who are elected can record a sum in the merit book every three years if they have no faults. After that, each meritorious service will be recorded. Each of these merits is enough to equal ten years of your good deeds in the mortal world." Pile. The more achievements you accumulate, the faster your natural ascension speed will be."
"Heavenly military service?" Mu Jiu opened his mouth.
"That's right." Liu Yang turned around and looked at her sullenly: "Anyway, you are causing trouble if you stay on the mountain."
So why don't you just let her go to harm the Heavenly Court?
Mu Jiu was a little silly.
She never thought of being a soldier.And even though she is a cultivator, she has never seen any serious gods other than Liu Yang, the senior brothers of this sect, and the nearby heads of the real gods, and now she is suddenly sent to heaven—that's right !It's the hair loss!That's what she thinks!
Disciples from various sects sharpen their heads and want to enter the Tianbing camp, and Chanjiao is the most powerful. Will she be caught in fire and water this time?
Isn't this hair loss?
She said weakly: "Can I not be a fairy?"
"Okay." Liu Yang nodded from the good side, and sniffed a peony petal under his nose, "As long as you promise to stay in the Golden Lotus Pond for the rest of your life and not take half a step outside, it really doesn't matter if you don't want to go."
Mu Jiu choked on his saliva.
Golden Lotus Pond...don't be fooled by its name, okay?Where is there any golden lotus in Laoshizi!It is simply a dark cave!Not only is there no golden lotus, but there is no grass at all. If you stay in that kind of shabby place for a lifetime, isn't that equivalent to indefinite confinement?
In comparison, it's really not a big deal to go to heaven to be a soldier for hundreds of years.
"The disciple just obeys." She bowed her head listlessly.He thought again: "But we have never sent our disciples to participate in the heavenly soldiers, and we don't know who to ask for a name card, and we don't know how to get there?"
"I don't need you to worry about this." Liu Yang looked at her, and walked out while squeezing the peony: "Come and find me tomorrow. In the morning of the next day, you can honestly submit to the heaven for me to participate in the election."
Mu Jiugong sent him outside the door.
Seeing him walking away, she suddenly stared at him, then strode to catch up with him, pointed at his wrist behind him and opened her eyes wide: "Master, have you suffered the thunder for me?"
There are three black marks the size of eggs clearly on the wrist, what is it if it is not left by the lightning strike?
But Liuyang is clearly already a golden immortal and above, so naturally he doesn't need to suffer from the thunder. The only explanation is that the heavenly court has indeed descended from heaven, and Liuyang has already reached this level, so she is locked in Liuyun Cave. But he suffered these three lightning strikes for her without making a sound!
"Master!" She grabbed his arm, her eyes blushing.
Perhaps it was because he brought him up alone, and Liu Yang had never really punished her cruelly over the years. Even if such a big disaster happened, he just silently helped her bear it.Although the three thunderbolts can't hurt his foundation, they will also damage his cultivation base!
She is so ignorant!
"I will definitely strive to enter the Heavenly Barracks, do my best, and never cause trouble for Master again!" She said with tears in her eyes.
"Oh."
Liu Yang glanced at her lightly, then turned and left.But the corners of his lips raised when he turned around seemed to be in a good mood.
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I am climbing the list of new books, please recommend tickets~~~~~~~~~~ The update time is 10 am every day before it goes on the shelves.
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(End of this chapter)
Mu Jiu really got a little dizzy.
In her previous life, all her knowledge about the fairy world and heaven came from myths and novels. In this life, she has cultivated the body of immortality, and has been trapped in the fairy mountain for many years. Master Liuyang doesn't like to go out for a walk, but it doesn't affect her knowing that the heaven every 500 What happened to the military service that changes every year.
To be precise, military service in heaven is equivalent to military service in the world.It's just that they are more powerful, more capable, less selective, and better paid.Now Chanjiao dominates, and the self-proclaimed upright Chanjiao disciples will receive documents from the Heavenly Court at this time, and the Miryang Sect, whose base was destroyed by her, happens to have this honor.
It happened that the mountain gate was destroyed at this time, can those old guys not sue the Taishang Laojun?
So it is understandable for Liu Yang to be angry, when he ordered Mu Jiu to go back to her own cave to retreat that day, she didn't say anything, and went back to her own Liuyun cave with Ye Mingzhu in her arms.
This entry is two months.
Liu Yang sealed the gate, and Mu Jiu knew nothing about the outside world.
Of course, she would not naively think that the Miyang Sect was just complaining to the heavens. As the disciple of the Supreme Lord, the Jade Emperor would definitely express something, but she listened carefully every day, and she did not hear any abnormal movements. suspicious.
Most of the punishments from the heavens are caused by the thunder and the reduction of cultivation. If there is thunder, she will not be able to escape even if she hides in the eighteenth level of hell.
The point is that she hasn't received a fine for two months!
Is it possible that the Jade Emperor was so wise and mighty, and would send people down to investigate the truth for such a trivial matter, and then wisely forgave her?
One day, he was sitting on the terrace, kowtowing melon seeds and pondering, when the lock on the door suddenly clicked open, and Liu Yang walked in with Fuchen in his arms.
Mu Jiu hurriedly put all the melon seeds under the table, cleared her throat and walked out from among a bunch of peonies: "Master."
Liu Yang stopped at the foot of the stone steps, looked her up twice, stared at the small piece of melon seed husk that hadn't been wiped off her mouth, and said, "It's okay?"
Mu Jiu said with a bitter face, "It's not very good." Since they all came to see her, they probably passed on pretending to be pitiful.
Liu Yang sneered, stretched out his hand and hooked the piece of melon seed shell to his fingertips, handed it to the tip of her nose and said: "If you are told to retreat, you just close the door and crack the melon seeds, isn't that good? Do you want to say that there are still some melons and fruits missing? It’s best to call two more goblins to sing and dance two plays for you, and you’ll be consummated?”
Mu Jiu wished she could find a crack in the ground and get in.
Liu Yang's mouth is worth ten of hers.
Another shudder fell on the back of his head, Liu Yang passed her, walked to the place where she had sat before on the balcony and sat down.
Liu Yang hurriedly ordered the rabbit spirit in the corner to pour tea.
Although she did not accept apprentices, she rescued an injured rabbit at the foot of the mountain 500 years ago. Later, the rabbit was willing to follow her, so she stayed.
Rabbit Jing served the tea, blinked her red eyes that seemed to have been up ten nights in a row, and said, "Master, would you like some melon seeds?"
Liu Yang looked over.
Mu Jiu was so angry that she turned Rabbit Jing's head and threw the whole thing out of the balcony.
Liu Yangxuan glanced at her and lowered his head to drink tea.
He didn't make a sound, and Mu Jiu didn't dare to make a sound.It was not until half a cup of tea was drunk that Liu Yang said, "Sit down."
Mu Jiu sat down.
"Are you going to fool around like this?" Liu Yang looked at her.
She didn't know how to answer.She can't ascend, and even he can't find the reason, so what can she do if she doesn't mess around?
Liu Yang felt that she was hopeless.Shaking his head and looking at the bunch of peonies at the bottom of the steps who blushed for unknown reasons, he said, "I went down the mountain a few days ago and went to Bixia Yuanjun's Mansion to find out the reason why you have not been able to ascend. Seeing that you have not done enough good deeds in the world, so there is still a little chance. Thinking about it, maybe it is because I did not let you go down the mountain to practice in previous years."
"Oh?" Mu Jiu was aroused, "Master still knows Bixia Yuanjun?"
She has never seen any immortals in this life, but she has heard of some famous immortals in her previous life.Bixia Yuanjun is the daughter of Emperor Dongyue, the title given by Jiang Taigong when he was a god, and has a high status in the fairy world.Liu Yang seldom goes down the mountain, and he has never heard of him having any friends. It is really surprising that he, who has always been a loner, still knows this kind of Bai Fumei.
"Did you hear what I said?" Liu Yang squinted at her.
"I heard it!" Mu Jiu quickly straightened her back, and said respectfully, "Master, I have traveled thousands of miles. From now on, I will definitely go down the mountain to experience more, make more good karma, do more good deeds, and strive to realize Taoism and become immortal as soon as possible, so as to benefit all things."
"But it's too late to go down the mountain to practice now." Liu Yang put his hands together and sighed. "You have reached the stage of transforming gods. Do you know how much good fortune you owe? Even if you make up for it right now, you won't be able to make up for it in two or three thousand years."
Mu Jiu was stunned, "Then what should I do?"
2000 is also a bit too long.
Even if he ascended to become a fairy, there is still a long way to go before he can truly live forever or create a world of gods.I used to think that as long as you become a fairy, you will live forever. Only when you come, you will know that the fairy will die. It will take longer.
"It's not impossible."
Liu Yang stood up and approached the clump of peonies, and the peonies immediately became redder. "Heavenly Court is recruiting soldiers. All those who are elected can record a sum in the merit book every three years if they have no faults. After that, each meritorious service will be recorded. Each of these merits is enough to equal ten years of your good deeds in the mortal world." Pile. The more achievements you accumulate, the faster your natural ascension speed will be."
"Heavenly military service?" Mu Jiu opened his mouth.
"That's right." Liu Yang turned around and looked at her sullenly: "Anyway, you are causing trouble if you stay on the mountain."
So why don't you just let her go to harm the Heavenly Court?
Mu Jiu was a little silly.
She never thought of being a soldier.And even though she is a cultivator, she has never seen any serious gods other than Liu Yang, the senior brothers of this sect, and the nearby heads of the real gods, and now she is suddenly sent to heaven—that's right !It's the hair loss!That's what she thinks!
Disciples from various sects sharpen their heads and want to enter the Tianbing camp, and Chanjiao is the most powerful. Will she be caught in fire and water this time?
Isn't this hair loss?
She said weakly: "Can I not be a fairy?"
"Okay." Liu Yang nodded from the good side, and sniffed a peony petal under his nose, "As long as you promise to stay in the Golden Lotus Pond for the rest of your life and not take half a step outside, it really doesn't matter if you don't want to go."
Mu Jiu choked on his saliva.
Golden Lotus Pond...don't be fooled by its name, okay?Where is there any golden lotus in Laoshizi!It is simply a dark cave!Not only is there no golden lotus, but there is no grass at all. If you stay in that kind of shabby place for a lifetime, isn't that equivalent to indefinite confinement?
In comparison, it's really not a big deal to go to heaven to be a soldier for hundreds of years.
"The disciple just obeys." She bowed her head listlessly.He thought again: "But we have never sent our disciples to participate in the heavenly soldiers, and we don't know who to ask for a name card, and we don't know how to get there?"
"I don't need you to worry about this." Liu Yang looked at her, and walked out while squeezing the peony: "Come and find me tomorrow. In the morning of the next day, you can honestly submit to the heaven for me to participate in the election."
Mu Jiugong sent him outside the door.
Seeing him walking away, she suddenly stared at him, then strode to catch up with him, pointed at his wrist behind him and opened her eyes wide: "Master, have you suffered the thunder for me?"
There are three black marks the size of eggs clearly on the wrist, what is it if it is not left by the lightning strike?
But Liuyang is clearly already a golden immortal and above, so naturally he doesn't need to suffer from the thunder. The only explanation is that the heavenly court has indeed descended from heaven, and Liuyang has already reached this level, so she is locked in Liuyun Cave. But he suffered these three lightning strikes for her without making a sound!
"Master!" She grabbed his arm, her eyes blushing.
Perhaps it was because he brought him up alone, and Liu Yang had never really punished her cruelly over the years. Even if such a big disaster happened, he just silently helped her bear it.Although the three thunderbolts can't hurt his foundation, they will also damage his cultivation base!
She is so ignorant!
"I will definitely strive to enter the Heavenly Barracks, do my best, and never cause trouble for Master again!" She said with tears in her eyes.
"Oh."
Liu Yang glanced at her lightly, then turned and left.But the corners of his lips raised when he turned around seemed to be in a good mood.
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I am climbing the list of new books, please recommend tickets~~~~~~~~~~ The update time is 10 am every day before it goes on the shelves.
.
(End of this chapter)
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