One Punch Tang Monk

Chapter 340 Wife Slave Yellow Robe Monster

Tang Sanzang looked at the yellow-robed monster warily, wanting to see what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd. Kui Mulang came in with the food, but looked at Tang Sanzang with an apologetic face and said, "Elder Tang is wronged. Alright, I'm going to Kuimu Lang, please eat something to fill your stomach first, I have something important to discuss with Elder Tang."

"Huh? The poor monk is not hungry yet. I don't know if Your Majesty has anything to discuss with me. Why don't you talk about it first." Tang Sanzang reached out and took the tray and put it aside, and said with a calm expression. There is actually such a chef in the monster's cave, most of them were caught down the mountain.

Seeing Tang Sanzang's vigilance, Kui Mulang didn't show any dissatisfaction. He looked left and right, and checked the direction of the entrance twice. Then he took two steps forward and said in a low voice, "Elder Tang, what happened earlier? I heard that Miss Zhu said that you are a monk who went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. This way to the west will pass through the Baoxiang Kingdom. I would like to ask you to help bring a letter to the king of the Baoxiang Kingdom, asking him to take my wife back. As long as you promise, after my wife falls asleep tonight, how about I let you leave Wave Moon Cave from the back mountain?"

"Help you bring the letter to the king of Baoxiang Kingdom?" Tang Sanzang stared, his expression suddenly became a little weird, this plot was completely beyond his imagination!
"Well, the elders don't know. My wife is the third princess of the king of Baoxiang Kingdom. 13 years ago, I blamed me for being playful and wandered around the palace of Baoxiang Kingdom. I didn't expect to meet the third princess who was 17 years old at the time. Then I was arrested by him and locked in the bedroom for three months, imprisoned, fed, fed, whipped, brick-patted... I learned all kinds of poses... no, I was humiliated, and later he forced me to take her out Palace and returned to Boyue Cave, and since then I have changed from the great king to the second great king." Kui Mulang shook his head with a regretful expression on his face.

"It's okay, this kind of life will last for a long time..." Tang Sanzang comforted Kui Mulang. The three months of learning various postures was really an unbearable past. Sure enough, the development of character is all about It was an inevitable process, thinking that this is how the king of the mountain became a generation of wife slaves, and then he said curiously: "I see that you already have a pair of sons, and even you can't deal with Princess Baihuasha, so even if you It’s no use sending someone from the king of Baoxiang Kingdom, right?”

Hearing Tang Sanzang's comforting words, Kui Mulang almost couldn't hold back from punching him, hesitated and said: "I heard that you mortals have a saying that filial piety is the first thing, if my father-in-law sends someone to invite her, she will read Family, maybe I will go back. And even if she goes back to the palace, Damu and Xiaomu can go back with her, it’s better than being monsters in this deep mountain and wild forest. If I want to see them, it’s only a blink of an eye to go to the palace thing."

"By the way, you probably heard it from the Han people, right? Is there such a saying here?" Tang Sanzang gave Kui Mulang a sideways glance, but he understood the meaning of Kui Mulang's words. Shame sent back to the palace, and he can become a king again, and if he misses his son and wife, he can go to the palace for a private meeting again, driving on the cloud is faster than taking the subway.

"Elder Tang, we are monsters, and we are dedicated to doing good. We originally hid on this mountain to avoid ordinary people. We usually catch some animals on the mountain to eat. But since the lady came, I took the little monsters down the mountain to rob , last time I raided a village, tied up all the people in the village, and snatched a puppy... This... How is this different from a robber? This has completely violated my original intention of establishing the Wave Moon Cave. It's completely opposite to my policy of controlling demons. And this time she wants to eat you, elder, and she will definitely not move her chopsticks when the time comes, most likely to force me to eat, which is definitely not allowed."

"No, it's quite different from the robbers. I haven't heard of any place where the robbers tied up the whole village and then robbed a puppy." Tang Sanzang expressed his disapproval, and looked Kui Mulang up and down again. It seems that this kind-hearted monster brother is really suffering in his heart, but if he is let go like this, then the bitter trick they originally planned would be in vain.

Kui Mulang looked at Tang Sanzang and said solemnly: "Please agree, elder, if it is inconvenient for the elder, after my wife falls asleep tonight, I can give the master a lift and send you directly to the capital of Baoxiang country. "

"..." Tang Sanzang stared at Kui Mulang dumbfounded. Although he knew that he was descended from the 28 constellations, such a monster who abides by the rules and refuses to eat human flesh is really a clear stream among monsters.

Moreover, according to what he said, that is to say, if Tang Sanzang didn't knock him out, even if he didn't want to leave tonight, Kui Mulang would send him away...

"Okay, write to me, and we'll leave tonight." Looking at Kui Mulang's sincere eyes, Tang Sanzang was powerless to retreat, picked up the rice bowl beside him and started eating.

Forget it, they are unlucky to meet such a monster, send the letter and find another one, if Sun Wukong comes, Kui Mulang will ask her to take over his wife first... This scene Tang Sanzang expressed unimaginable.

When Kui Mulang saw Tang Sanzang's answer, he immediately smiled, and took out a letter wrapped in a cowhide envelope from his arms and put it beside Tang Sanzang, standing aside and watching Tang Sanzang eat.

The food was surprisingly delicious. Although it was just a few simple vegetarian dishes, it was definitely at the level of a chef in a restaurant at the foot of the mountain. Tang Sanzang, who hadn’t eaten at noon, ate with great relish, thinking that Princess Baihuasha would really enjoy it, wouldn’t it be When you come here, by the way, take the imperial chef from the palace along with you.

"Elder, does this meal still taste good?" Kui Mulang asked carefully from the side.

"Well, it tastes good." Tang Sanzang nodded.

Kui Mulang smiled and nodded, "That's good. I'm still worried that the food I cook doesn't suit the taste of the elders. Over the years, my wife has always disliked me. I go down the mountain almost every month to find a master in a restaurant to learn my skills, but I still have to pay for it. It can't satisfy my general wife's taste."

"Pfft—" Tang Sanzang spat out a mouthful of rice, looked at Kui Mulang with a strange expression for a while, and then continued to eat with his head down.

It's hopeless, this guy is absolutely hopeless!
After eating, Kui Mulang packed up the tableware and left, and asked Tang Sanzang to wait quietly.

Tang Sanzang picked up the envelope on the side, and on the kraft paper envelope was written: "Respectfully, my father-in-law" in five large characters, with beautiful fonts, which seemed to be written by a woman.

After finally meeting a powerful monster, I didn’t expect to be a serious wife-slave. According to the territorial consciousness of monsters, it is estimated that I will have to walk a long way to meet a powerful monster. Thinking of this, Tang Sanzang couldn’t help sighing.

(End of this chapter)